#disclaimer: I KNOW

[ninyard]

hello! just wondering who do you use as your kevin fc for the fake tweets? you're SO funny btw, i keep rereading them and cackling at the idea of kevin making it into one of those your fave is problematic threads

Louis Garrel ! He’s a pretty popular face cast for Jean I think but he’s closer to my Kevin personally? but to be fair I do have more of him on my Jean board I just have a different fc that’s closer to my Jean. (Does that even make any sense??)

I also think Sidney Crosby

+ Hector Bellerin

are my Kevin’s tbh :)

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[archivebottles]

went on a sidequest this past week to draw some horse girls

[setaflow]

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

[lokh]

KABRU WHY ARE YOU IN THE DUNGEON MANCHESTER UNITED NEEDS YOU!!

[littlelamy]

you rolled your eyes when he pulled the camcorder of the thrift store bin like it was the holy grail, and now he never puts it down.

“wave to the camera, baby.” his voice is syrupy behind the lens, lazy and slow. you’re in the kitchen, hair a mess, silk robe barely tied, flipping pancakes with your manicured nails. “c’mon, smile.” you look over your shoulder, sleepy and amused, flipping him off with the spatula. he laughs, and zooms in on the curve of your bare thigh peeking through silk.

“look at you,” he murmurs, zooming again. “my filthy little housewife you like playin’ the part?”

you shrug, biting your lip. “only if you eat every bite of what i make.”

“oh, i’ll eat something,” he says, and the camera dips for a second as he adjusts his grip, adjusting himself.

he catches you brushing your teeth next, wearing nothing but your sheer robe and a pair of fuzzy socks. leaning in close, camera tilted, he gets the foam at the corners of your mouth, the sleepy pout you give him when you realize he’s still filming. he doesn’t stop...ever. “tell it who you belong to,” he says suddenly, stepping into frame, hand curling around your throat gentle but firm. “that’s right...say my name.”

you giggle, toothpaste dribbling a little down your chin. “you’re fucking ridiculous.”

he tightens his grip just enough. “say it.”

you stare into the lens, pupils blown. “i belong to you.”

“say my name.”

you whisper it, tongue thick with mint. he growls, smacks your ass through the robe, camera catching the jiggle. “good fucking girl.”

later, he records you reading in bed. warm lamplight, legs tucked, oversized tee swallowing your frame. you don’t even notice him at first, you were too into the paperback. until the lens catches the hem of your shirt riding up your thighs, and his hand slips under the blanket. you shift, sigh, open your legs instinctively.

“still filming?” you whisper.

“uh-huh.”

you grin, toss the book aside. “you’re a pervert, rafe.”

“im your pervert,” the camera focuses on your face as his fingers start playing with you open under the blanket. making your lips part, hips roll, and thighs twitch.

“look at me,” he murmurs. “don’t look away...i want this on tape. want to remember exactly how you look when you cum.”

your voice breaks. “ugh rafe—don’t stop.”

“you gonna cum for the camera, baby?”

“yes, yes—fuck, just please—” the footage cuts to black just as his fingers pull out, licking it off his hands. just as you reach for the camera yourself.

“my turn,” you whisper.

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[cupophrogs]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO, POPPY?

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[purupurple]

i had a brain blast

[transformers-earthspark]

IMPORTANT: TUMBLR HAS MADE A DEAL WITH MIDJOURNEY/OPENAI.

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The opt-in is automatic, but you can turn it off in settings.

Go to "Blog Settings" -> "Visibility" -> "Third-Party Sharing" and turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog]". (This post shows how to do it on browser and on mobile.) You need to do this with every sideblog. (Note: The option in settings might not appear if your app hasn't updated yet. You can still opt out via browser.)

Spread the word. Everyone on Tumblr needs to know about this.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[zzoupz]

I'm not super in the fandom but I think a humanoid version of AM would wear that one fish hat but with the hate pillar speech on it instead

like this

[transvampireboyfriend]

based on the scene with Nancy and Robin and how upset Steve is that he can't seduce that man, I propose:

Steve would try to fuck every DnD npc whose description sounds mildly attractive to him.

And maybe, coincidentally, the first couple of times it's girl characters, so no one bats an eye when he does the equivalent of sauntering over with a "hi :)".

But then it's a man, a guard maybe and everyone is suspicious at first, but it works. Steve wins him over and it works to their advantage, so no further discussion is needed.

Except, then it starts to become a habit. He beds a prince, a bard, a couple of maids and queens, an elf. Tries an orc, gets killed about it.

And it's so ridiculous, because at least once every session Eddie will introduce someone and Steve will go "I'm gonna sleep with them"

Everyone: "Steve. You don't have to-"

Steve: "I'm gonna"

Everyone: "No one's asking you to-"

Steve: "I approach them with a proposition"

Everyone: "UGH 🙄"

[mayvette]

ijbol

[chinzhilla]

Bye, Buck.

[glittergroovy]

(if the full rent is $2000/month but you split that with a roommate, vote $1000. This is just about what you pay)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Pt 3 of aroace sonic compliments

To be clear no one is safe