#dolphin thor

[xxplastic-cubexx]

still thinking of my fave marvel rivals interaction where my jeff and i were hanging on the point after knocking out the other team and lil bro sprays the space in front of me and emotes and we both said thank you at the same time like i fear im never forgetting that ever

[shinygoku]

Sometimes I wonder if I woulda been a DC enjoyer if I'd been able to watch their cartoons as a wee one, but other than some of The Batman (not Batman TAS, the series that came after that) and the show about Superman's Dog in which one episode pissed me off so bad, I simply didn't get exposed to the lore enough lmao

In contrast, Marvel got me with that sweet, sweet Spider-Man TAS (and a little bit of X-Men, though I never got really into them lol) so that fed me gooooooooood

[bones4thecats]

Hi!

I was wondering if you can do Poseidon, Thor, Hades and Loki when their S/O plays with their hair?

thanks!

<3

Type of Writing: Request Characters: Poseidon, Thor, Hades, and Loki Name: Playing with Their Hair Requester: @aurora-rose-miller

A/N: I honestly relate to this so much. I love messing with people's hair, though, I do hate it when people mess with my hair, since many people just basically graze it like they're touching a flower's petals😮‍💨

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🔱 This guy definitely takes extreme amount of care when it comes to his physical form

🔱 I mean, have you seen this guy's muscles?

🔱 Poseidon also doesn't enjoy being touched, it's just something that has always bothered him

🔱 But, when you came up and into his life, Poseidon had adjusted to the best of his ability to handle how much you liked affection being thrown around physically

🔱 He doesn't take that many breaks, but for some reason, his head was pounding after handling a meeting with his brothers

🔱 Poseidon stood up from his desk and began to walk around the castle, making a bee-line to where he knew you were, the old garden he had gifted you as a wedding present, since he knew you liked observing the animals that inhabited his seas

🔱 Walking inside, he caught sight of you throwing a fish into the air for a dolphin to catch, laughing and petting it's head as it swam off

🔱 Smiling on the inside, he walked up to you and sat down, allowing you to speak up

" My Dear, may I massage your head? You seem quite tense. "

🔱 He nodded and allowed you to lay behind him as his back laid against his chest, this was one of his favorite things to do whenever he wasn't relaxing

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🌩️ He's normally training quite often, but he does find time to wash his hair down so it doesn't get overwhelmed with grease, it gives him a headache

🌩️ Thor also doesn't do much to relax. But, when you bribe him right, he can sit down in the back of your shared residence and let the winds of Asgard flow through your hair

🌩️ This time, he had been training to a severe amount, and due to that, he was very tense and had a straining headache because Loki wouldn't stop popping up to ask the most mind-numbingly stupid questions known to the God

🌩️ Sitting down while facing the ground, you walked up behind your husband and began to massage his head, allowing him to adjust, before moving to mess with a strand of his hair

🌩️ Your husband looked at you as you twirled a long trail of hair in your fingers, and when your eyes caught his, he smiled gently and laid his head on your shoulder

" My Bolt, thank you for this. "

🌩️ You smiled and patted his head before laying a kiss on his forehead, his hair still being twirled in your hand

🌩️ Your eyes then lit up as he cocked and eyebrow while sighing

" You wish to braid it, am I right? " " Maybe... " " Go ahead, there is nowhere that is in dire need of my attention other than here, with you. "

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💀 Okay, we have all seen that part in the series where Hades twirls his own hair, right? Based on that fact, Hades does enjoy it when he gets breaks to hang out with his S/O

💀 Hades normally always has work to do, either from his brother, or some that involved reasonings with his duties as the leader of Helheim, and that was including that day

💀 Zeus had really laid something down wrongly, and that angered the Hindu Pantheon's leader, Shiva, and due to being the older brother and most responsible, and only one who won't kill someone for no respect, he was trying to fix it

💀 Hades had looked over the same piece of paper sent by Shiva's first wife, Parvati, and sighed, the guy really had some anger issues, huh?

💀 Then, he heard your footsteps approach his office, and he looked up when the doors opened and your bright figure approached him

" My lovely King, you look so down in the dumps. What is the matter? "

💀 He sighed as you began to mess with his hair and occasionally rubbing his head, making him lay his head back to look at you

" It is nothing you need to worry about, Sweet-Skull. "

💀 You smiled lovingly and kissed your husband, causing him to twirl you around and sit on his lap

" How about you just rest here for a little while? You have nothing important to do right now, I presume? "

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🐍 Loki looked at you and smiled from the tree, he flapped the wings of his bee-form and began flying down towards you, and when he landed on your hand, you squealed as he cackled in the air

🐍 Transforming back, Loki floated down to bump his nose to you and begin teasing you about how cute you were when you were scared

🐍 You chuckled at his childish antics and began to pat his head, prompting him to smile lightly and lay himself down on the ground

🐍 Instead of transforming like normal, Loki crawled towards you and laid his head in your lap, grabbing your hand and laying it down on his scalp before saying

" I got you to laugh, I deserve some sort of present for it. "

🐍 While shaking your head and rolling your eyes, you began to undo the little charm and braid he had on the side of his head and comb his hair with your hands

🐍 Loki smiled while he curled himself into your lap and pushing his head further into your grip

🐍 He may be quite the spoiled God when it comes to your affection, and he may be a pain in the ass to many, but he was your spoiled pain in the ass

[agere-fics]

Doctor Papa

dni: k!nk, anti-agere, agepl4y, or ddlg-esque blogs 🍄 this blog is a safe space for age regressors and age dreamers 🍄

pairing: caregiver!papa!bruce banner x regressor!little!reader

characters: uncle thor, bruce banner, reader, mentions of: steve, bucky, sam, and tony stark.

summary: you have to get MRIs done but you're nervous. thank goodness, papa knows how to cheer you up.

word count: 1,751

content warnings: MRIs, hospital gown, reader is written like they're a child's height, no mention of a particular chronic illness, please tell me if i'm missing anything

author's note: tadaa!! all done! this is the most i've written for a one shot! very proud of myself. also, this is inspired by me having to get MRIs done recently ajfhs

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Sometimes stuff we've done lots of times can still seem scary; which is annoying because who wants to feel anxious about the same exact thing over and over again?

You have to get these scans done by tomorrow. With every heart of your being, you wished that wasn't true but your previous scans were too old.

UGH!

Luckily, your papa had a trick up his sleeve.

He told you to stay here, in this gigantic, empty, white walled room. It was utterly boring, there were no paintings or statues or anything. Not even toys! Well, okay, you had your Mr. Rainy Day Bear but still... At least there were floor to ceiling windows- OH, and a skylight, too. Those were always nice.

While you waited for Bruce to come back, you watched what went on outside. There was Tony using his latest invention to attempt to lift Uncle Thor’s hammer. Tony still had no idea that it couldn't possibly work! How silly of him.

Bucky, Sam, and Steve stood in a far apart triangle. They were tossing around the Captain America shield like a Frisbee, guffawing, and yelling things that were joyously incomprehensible. It looked like lots of fun. Definitely more fun than MRIs. Maybe, they would let you join in later.

The double doors of the empty room swung open and papa’s humongous green form entered.

“Okayyy, love bug, I've grabbed all the cardboard pieces from recycling that weren't gross.” He grimaced thinking about the black, moldy gunk that spoiled some previously useful parts. He shrunk back down to Bruce Banner size after dumping the cardboard into a large pile. “We should have enough for our little art project.”

“Art project?” You looked at him expectantly. Your eyes were lit up with stars of joy this time, instead of meteor shower anxiety.

The idea was to make a cardboard MRI machine. Having an art project to focus on would comfort and reassure you about the process you would go through tomorrow. If he could make it fun, your anxiety wouldn't be so bad.

“I’ve seen the machine before, papa, I can make the bestest one yet!” You hopped on your toes, giddy with tight, flapping fists.

“I grabbed your sticker books and some paint, too-”

“OH YAY, THANK YOU PAPA, THIS IS SO EXCITING!!”

Mission accomplished. Anxiety gone, replaced with magical cure Art Project™. Bruce smirked to himself.

You laid down on a tall, square cardboard piece. Bruce traced your form with a sharpie as you giggled. Once you had the correct length, you both began cutting a rectangular piece and put that piece on a metal cart with wheels.

Then, you cut out half circle pieces and hot glued them all together until it made one large 4D sphere with a hole in the middle like a donut.

At one point, the glue burned you but Papa Bruce fixed it right up and stopped the booboo pain with a cure-all kiss.

Your cardboard MRI machine may look done to outsiders but it wasn't even close. It was missing the most important part of all: the stickers! There were heart stickers, stickers with dolphins, rainbow stickers, puppy stickers, stickers that had Mr. Hulk and Papa on them, too! There were even stickers of Stevey, Bucky, Iron Man, and Uncle Thor! Papa said for your birthday he'd make stickers with you on them, too.

You also painted squiggles, polka dots, lines, circles, triangles, kitty cats, and zig zags. All of them in your most favoritest color.

“There!” You stood proudly, hands on your hips. “Now, it's very, very pretty, papa.”

Papa gave you a minute and then asked, “Are you ready to practice?”

You blinked and sighed. Defeat warping your mood. “Yeah...”

Papa spun away, put a doctor's coat on, and then turned back, holding a clipboard. “Alright, are you the caregiver for Mr. Rainy Day Bear?”

“Yeah, papa.” You lightened up a little bit.

“Papa? No, I'm Doctor Doctor. Who's papa?”

“You're papaaa!” You pointed at him.

“Okay, okay I'm Doctor Papa.” He repeated, “Are you the caregiver of Mr. Rainy Day Bear?”

You tilted your chin up and did a faux British accent. “Why, yes, sir. He's feeling very, very bad and needs a scan.”

“Ah, yes, I see that on his chart, Caregiver.” He flipped through the scribbled pages on the clipboard. “Let's have. Mr. Bear lay down on the table with his head on the pillow.” Bruce gestured with his hand.

You laid your stuffie down on the pretend bed, placing Mr. Bear’s head gently on the pillow. You patted his hand for good measure.

Doctor Papa put ear plugs into the bear's ears and placed cushy pink headphones on him. The headphones had cat ears on them. Papa raised his voice a little, “Mr. Rainy Day Bear, what kind of music do you like to listen to?”

“Doctor Papa, Mr. Bear is nonverbal.” you said matter of factly. You raised your pointer finger to the sky. “I’ll answer for him. He likes The Wiggles, Papa- I mean Doctor Papa.”

“Alrighty then, The Wiggles album coming right up.” Bruce pulled out his phone, scrolling until he found the right music. “Wiggles rave?”

You nodded, then kissed the tippity top of Rainy Day’s head. “You'll be okay, Mr. Bear.”

Bruce began to push the cardboard bed into the donut sphere. You took a big, big deep breath in.

“BRRRR BEEEP AGHHHH RRRRR DNNNN-”

That breath was immediately released back into the atmosphere. “PAPAAA!” You clutched your chest, laughing so hard your legs felt weak.

Doctor Papa continued, “DRRRRR EEEEEE EHHHHHH MRRRRRR!”

You were rolling on the floor, tears leaving your eyes. How silly of your papa!

“BRRRRRrrrrrr….” Papa rolled the cardboard bed out of the donut. “How are you feeling Mr. Bear?”

“Papa, he can't hear you!”

Bruce laughed. “Oh, yeah, right.” He removed the headphones and then the earplugs. “How is the fantastic Mr. Bear?”

You lifted Mr. Bear’s paws and had him sign to Bruce, ‘I am okay.’

“Perfect! Let's take a look at your scans here…” Papa turned around and scribbled quickly on the paper. When he faced you again, he showed you the scan. It was a poorly constructed scribble of Mr. Rainy Day Bear with a big, biiiiiiiig, heart right in the middle. “I knew it, Lots-Of-Love-itis.”

You unburied the British accent. “Quite good, sir. Well done, Mr. Bear.” You placed a hulk sticker on his paw and hugged him tightly.

Papa kneeled down and asked, “Do you want to practice with you this time?”

You gave it a thought, looking this way and that. “Hmmm, will you make the funny noises again?”

“BEEEEP BRRR-”

“Not right now, Papa!” You shouted with a smile.

“Oh, during the practice?” He waited for you to finish rolling your eyes. “Yeah, I can do that.”

“Okay…” You breathed in, out, in, and out slowly. “Let's practice, Doctor Papa.”

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“Big day, lille venn.” Uncle Thor said as he helped tie the back of your hospital gown. He double knotted the strings behind your neck and then the ones by your hip. “There you are. All set.”

You frowned at that, looking at Thor with big, watery eyes. “Not all set.”

“It'll be okay.” His hands (placed on your shoulders) turned you to face him. “Remember your breathing?”

“Mhm.”

“Let's do it together.” He raised his left hand as you did the same. “Climb Yggdrasil, breathe in.”

You traced up your pointer finger.

“Let's sit at the very top, hold your breath.”

You paused at the tip of your finger.

“Slide down the Yggdrasil branches, breathe out.”

You traced down your pointer finger.

Uncle Thor had you repeat that four more times, until the tears dried and the anxiety flowed further away.

“Very good, great job. Let's go see Papa.” He held your hand as he walked you towards the scary room. Worse than the boring room from yesterday.

You turned the corner and there was Papa at the computer. “Hey there! The computer’s prepped and waiting for you, little one.”

You looked at Papa, then Uncle Thor, and then Papa again. “Okay… I'm ready.”

Papa led you to the metal bed. It was rectangular and thin. A sheet was laid out on it so you wouldn't get super cold. There was a thick pillow on the end that had your favorite kitty cat pillowcase on it, which made the corners of your lips turn upwards.

Papa pressed an arrow down bottom next to the donut sphere that brought the bed down to your level. He held your hand as you hopped on and then helped position you onto the center. He guided you through a big, deep breath so that your body was as comfortable on the table as can be instead of tense.

Next came pink headphones with cutesy kitty ears on them and plain boring ear plugs so that your hearing wasn't hurt from the loud noises. Papa already set up your favorite kind of music so when the headphones were placed on you, it was already playing. Bruce furrowed his brow in question, moving his thumb up and down. You replied with a thumbs up. You were ready.

Bruce handed you a panic button to hold just in case and laid a blanket over you to keep you warm. Papa kissed the top of your head and left the room.

You closed your eyes and took a deep breath in and out.

BBRRRRRRR

‘It's okay. I'm okay.’

BEEEEEEPPP

‘Woohoo, I'm doing awesome!’

REEEEHHHHHH

‘This is boring, it's got to have been a bajillion minutes by now.’

After ten years (minutes), the machine stopped and Papa walked back into the room. He gave you a high five and bunches of praises that you only heard some of because of all the ear protectors. But you could tell by his facial expressions that he was so very proud of you.

He pressed the arrow down button again and the bed began moving to an easier height. You removed the headphones and earplugs yourself, you felt like such a big kid (in the best way)!

You stretched this way and that while making funny noises which made you abrupt into hearty giggles.

Bruce held your hand as you jumped down. Next thing you knew, he was hugging you tightly, picking you up, and spinning you around and around!

“I'm so very, very proud of you, bumble bee!”

You kissed his cheek. “Thank you, Papa!”

♡

[foreststarflaime]

I feel if other pantheons exist in the Twilight Of The Gods universe, this would be their reaction to the events in the show:

Oh absolutely!! They’d be watching that so invested from afar just like all of us lmao

Dionysus: :( why didn’t they invite me to the wedding? Am I not fun enough at parties??

Ares: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Athena: Dio you know—ARES SHUT UP—you know Thor would have flattened your ass

Dionysus: Nah I could take him. I’d turn him into a dolphin and then soggy dolphin boy would electrocute himself. Speaking of Loki I like your style

Artemis (in the background): DROP HIM GIRL YOU DON’T NEED HIM. HUNT THOSE GODSSS

Zeus: Yknow I kinda like Thor

Hera: *sniffs* you would

Athena: I’m just gonna…go sit somewhere else…heyyy Artemis bestie

Zeus: What, wife. Do you have a problem with something Thor has done?

Hera: Oh most certainly with something Thor has done. Maybe Thor should be more appreciative of what he has

5 minutes later:

Athena: Dio pass around the wine, we’re all gonna need it

(Loud banging in the background. Zeus and Hera can be seen in one of those comic looney tunes fighting dust clouds with hands and lighting occasionally visible)

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

CBS Ghosts 4x20? Live Reaction

OMG I saw that there were 5 clips - obviously I didn't watch them (though I did spy A yearly visitor) - but that's like half the show?

Weird.

Steph's yearly visit! I hope it's good.

Let's GO.

The Mayor???? LOL The next town over has a dog mayor.

Side note - do either of their businesses work? They're clearly not managing well.

ITS CHRIS THE HOT DINO STRIPPER!

I doubt that will work, Jay.

Also, Isaac wants Chris back.

LOL TREVOR. He's not supporting Isaac/Chris.

That dude is high.

420.

Flower calls it a holy day.

OMG Jay.

LOL of course Flower is like "unreasonable".

All the business to the local mortuary.

SOME DIED THERE - OMFG this is TODD.

SHIT SHIT.

OMG SAM STOP. "his prom date was hacked in front of him" not the same as your "traumatic" prom.

"She's so mean and scary and they want her to like them." Wow.

LOL High Pete.

Best effort? I'm thinking that's not true.

Thor/Trevor on board.

OOOOHHHHH Steph hates him. Of course!!!

I mean, come on, like it's obvious she wouldn't be happy with him. Have they learned nothing about her in 37 years!

Steph is 17? LOL "too young for me" - "technically 55 now" "now you're too old for me."

Of course it's a lie.

That should be obvious. Of course he ran.

"That is so sad" - "Wanna comfort me" - "seriously back off"

OOOOOH Flower / Pete high as fuck - love it.

NEW GHOST LORE.

OMG Dolphins invited her to live in the underwater life.

"Creepy attic ghost"

LOL Isaac.

This is true! Go Jay. Point out the flaws.

I like it!

"Not even one of the main ghosts." HOLY SHIT.

Jay talking about Dig Dug to ... an empty room.

OOOHHHH Alberta/Hetty gossip <3

Uh Oh, Alberta & Bad boys....

Oh fuck, his name is Tad, not Todd.

Aw, Trevor "girl dad" I get in now.

Wolves?

Ooooh Nancy.

LOL Thor was the hero move mention.

OHHHH Nancy saying he is a hero!!!

Why is Steph lying? NO NO NO.

DONT DO THIS!

OMFG. Calling out the MAYOR.

FUCK. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY.

OMG. This is terrible.

You all make them look like a fool.

the wolves ate their butlers???

LOL "BERTIE!"

Jazz man? How did he turn it on??

LOL you're right.

She lies! A lot.

They had a vigil? Awww.

Awwww, he was dating her BFF a week later.

Drown in a water bed?

New ghost orientation??? Thor agrees.

Awww, I get that. It hurts.

A MOMENT????

HOLY FUCK - HE HANDED HER. Just like she did to him.

HOLY SHIT. AWWWWW he won't be a cheater <3. Love you Pete.

Awww Trevor is like "you did a hero move".

Sam saying they were high <3

You get no help for anything.

Oh shit. Melanie!

OH SAM.

Ooooh they found solace with each other. They named their daughter Stephanie!

Steph was not as moved as maybe someone else would be.

Ohhh he's going to help.

"The munchies are the drugs - I died too soon man." <3

I can't believe that he bought that - although TBF Sam does seem high talking to the ghosts.

OMG Trevor, Hetty, Steph and Flower are so high!

Oh Flower ...

Aw, Trevor worries about ppl hating him.

Holy fuck. Love this <3

SOMEONE ELSE CAN SEE GHOSTS. I want Kyle to hang out more.

[under0-0s]

Assign people you know to animals

"Peter is a hamster. Morgan is a squirrel. Pepper is an annoying bird of sorts. Steve is an eagle for reasons. Bucky is a panther. T'challa is a cat. Rhodey is a mamba python. Nat is a tigress or a mare. Thor is a golden retriever. Scott is an otter. Bruce is a bunny. Clint is a hawk, again, for reasons. Happy is a grizzly bear. Fury is a vulture. Sunny is a dolphin. That's probably all. Oh, and Nana is a Serbian baby deer."

[rukia-writes]

hey there please could i get boyfriend headcanons for thor poseidon and hades please like what would each of their love languages be? i love your blog so much🥹

Thor is the quiet but I’m here boyfriend.

Thor is quiet, but never disinterested when he’s with his beloved.

Definitely goes along with whatever his partner wants to do-Unless! He absolutely wants to do something.

Dating Thor is like dating the chill guy, but don’t get it twisted or piss him off.

I believe is Thor is sweet tho. Which brings us to his love language(s):

Acts of service and Quality time:

Thor will bring small but meaningful gifts to his lover and he believes in quality time. Thor will listen to any problem his lover has for however long it takes for them to get their problem off their chest.

Hades is the classy but fun boyfriend.

Hades is the type of boyfriend that opens doors, takes his beloved coat, treats them right. Dates are never boring, tired of staying in? Hades can travel the bifrost, Midgard, Valhalla and of course the underworld are free to travel for him. So dates are never the same and never dull.

Hades’ love languages consist of:

Acts of service, Quality time and gifts.

Hades loves to give his beloved gifts (if the two become more serious Hades definitely gifts his beloved roses in bed) gifts can range from something as luxury like as necklace or simply giving his beloved their favorite snack after a lame day.

Poseidon is the cool and to himself boyfriend…if that makes sense.

Poseidon is the type of boyfriend that isn’t for everyone, and he’s not about everyone. You HAVE to be in his circle or you’re not worthy of his time. Poseidon isn’t the clingy boyfriend, he’s not going to follow you wherever you go. He’s the independent boyfriend, the we are together but if you’re not in his circle you couldn’t tell. (which is why he most likely does well with a independent lover)

Poseidon isnt as cold as people thinks, he’ll do sweet things like open the door, hold your hand, or help you solve a problem.

Poseidon’s love languages are: Quality time and receiving gifts.

Quality time is HUGE for Poseidon, because Poseidon knows who he is and he knows what he is, therefore the fact he chooses to spend time with his beloved is his love language. He listens and gives feedback like a professional. Poseidon is an independent boyfriend but he’ll give his sweet one gifts whether it’s a anniversary (because like his brother he doesn’t forget) or something small like getting his sweet one a stuffed dolphin doll. (I actually would not be surprised if this is Poseidon’s go to when he tries courting someone he likes by giving gifts)

[oleworm]

Wish Thor had explained this before casually describing the time he attached a 23-pound dead dolphin to his raft so that it would attract other creatures

[theheidfox]

🔥, 🪦 and 💀 for the ask game <3

🔥 - Do you have a favorite myth or tale from your pantheon or others?

YES OMG, my all time favorite is about the theft of Mjölnir!!! Thor made such a lovely bride that is my TOP TIER.

i also love the Brazilian lore of Boto Cor de Rosa (pink dolphin) cuz he basically sleeps around with married ladies and vanishes. lol

💀 - Do you believe in ghosts? If yes, have you ever had an experience with one?

I DO!!! I never experienced one first hand but I felt energies when I used to live on an old building and stuff. I would love to have an experience tho. GHOST BOYS IM YA GIRL.

🪦 - Do ancestors or human spirits play a big role in your practice?

A big role? No, nor like gods do. There is my dísir, female acestors spirits connected to the norse faith - I've met mine in what looks like an old völva, like a gradma from another life. She is nice and stood as witness when I took my vows to Loki. Her name is Helga or Olga i'm not sure.

I'm not really connected to my blood family.

[moltensmusings]

Felt like yapping about designs again so:

My favorite skins for supports/my tank mains. I'm doing all supports because I don't fully main any of them and aim to learn all of them to fill in as needed.

Under the cut

1. Adam Warlock

His Vol3 skin was tempting to put first but I do really love the silhouette of his season 1 battle pass fit. I will admit I do occasionally forget what he looks like when fighting in game though and mistake him for other characters but all in all I love it.

2. Cloak and Dagger

Honestly I love every outfit they've got and by all technicality they'd qualify most as my "support main". But I've been waiting for these looks since season 0 when they were leaked and I was so excited to find out you'd get them through the battle pass. I love that they've traded colors and to me it references how Ty is the much more soft and merciful one within the canon of MR in a way I do like. I love his fur trim and the feathers of Tandy's skirt. Can't wait to unlock it.

3. Jeff the Landshark

No one is surprised. I adore Jeff's current skin list as much as CnD's but the fuzzy dolphin takes the cake. Every time I see a Jeff in it I lose all higher brain functions he's so cute. I can't wait to see his beach skin from the comic in game though because I know that one will destroy me. Yeah he's a menace and getting thrown of cliffs is rage inducing, but I can't ever hate Jeff.

4. Invisible Woman

Her recolor was incredibly tempting since I love the traditional black and blue. But the sound effects and skirt put this one at the top for me. I also like her hair more in this skin than her standard one since to me it ages her a bit more to make her look more mature like she's meant to be.

5. Loki

This recolor has been tempting me to buy it for months. Honestly most loki skins are more just alright to me. I don't care for his season 2 fit, president Loki is nice but I don't feel the pull to buy it. And while his battle pass skin is cool, I do not like the way his voice sounds when I use it and the visual isn't really one I personally love. The recolor though? I love his recolor so deeply. The blue with the gold is gorgeous and his red eyes are just as fantastic.

6. Luna Snow

So many battle pass skins and to me that just means they're absolutely knocking it out of the park with these designs. I'm a sucker for a good fur addition to a design and love the balance of black and white. I do love her legendary skin but it was never enough to tempt me into buying it and her recolor just personally is not one I like. This is another one I'm really excited to unlock.

7. Mantis

Of the current released ones this one has my heart. I use her vol 3 fit most of the time since I do love it, but the recolor is very pretty to me and I want to get it eventually. (Note, this may be usurped by the challenge skin we get this season. I'm so excited for that one.)

8. Rocket Raccoon

Default rocket is his best look to me. I love seeing this guy toddling around and he has the exact level of gremlin energy you need for a character like him. His skins aren't bad by any means, I just really like how he looks on his base level (though, again, hellfire rocket looks very snazzy)

9. Thor

For now this one takes the cake. The free skin we got for him just wasn't personally for me. His Epic skin is really nice but I prefer his bearded looks. The only thing that tops them is the near featureless helmet of this skin. I love how he looks in it. Like can't even properly write down just how much I love his new skin. So far this is the only tank skin I've bought in case you're curious how much I love it.

10. Emma Frost.

Yeah I'm aware she's new and saying main is early but she has a playstyle I love in games. I've made a post about this skin before and my opinion is firm in loving it. Shout out to my sibling for getting it for me.

Bonus note: if thor gets his comic hellfire gala skin this season yes I will grab it. I love it from what I've seen.

[perilousxrealm]

"look , you can't run away from you." for Val. / accepting. @othunderous

"Can't I?" Her hand propped on the bar, a beer bottle in the other, as she gazes out the entry door, half-lost in her own thoughts. Ever since Jane has crossed to Valhalla and saved the world as they knew it, the two of them have been taking Aegir and the goats through the Milky Way once every year; just in time for the migration of space dolphins.

He grieved, she knew, they both were, and this was one night out of the year that they spend together. To honor Jane, and to honor her sacrifice. Much ale was loaded onto the Viking ship for this occassion, and some great food, and the King loved to have a chance to just talk to Thor— away from people that needed them, both on New Asgard and in outer space.

"I've been a successful runaway for centuries before you decided to show up and reintroduce me to... duty." Her eyes trail up towards him, and she chuckles— the amusement apparent in her voice. If she was speaking the truth, the Valkyrie loved having a home and a renewed purpose... no matter how much it sucked being roped into bureaucracy and the politics of it all.

"And you're the one to talk. When was the last time you stayed in one place for too long?" She knows that his life is much different now, more than ever before; but she knows that Asgardians still miss him so, even though he technically resigned from being their leader. "What's your plan?"

[themculibrary]

Completed AO3 Fics Masterlist 2

Links Last Checked: April 13th, 2024

part one

1796 broadway (ao3) - rainproof, teaberryblue steve/tony, bruce/natasha M, 460k

Summary: Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

Put your phone down, Tony.

A Parent Apparent (ao3) - happyaspie pepper/tony T, 528k

Summary: In which the author indulges herself in some shameless Irondad/Spiderson with fluff, angst and everything in between because she needs more of that in her life.

OR

Just another one of those, oh so overdone, fanfics where Tony and Peter's relationship grows into more of a father/son relationship after an accident involving Aunt May (who lives)

cascades. (ao3) - orange_crushed steve/bucky, peggy/gabe M, 152k

Summary: “Holy shit,” Howard says, crackling through the speakers. “You alive in there?” Lying is a sin, of course, but Steve’s not sure what else he can do. He’s already lied to the government and Bucky and God Almighty; and himself, himself most of all. He ought to tell the truth. That he’s not quite what they hoped for. That perhaps they should put him back into the ocean.

“Probably,” he says, instead, listening to Howard’s tinny laughter; and waits for the blast doors to unlock.

Children of the Old Moon(ao3) - old_blue stephen/sam M, 78k

Summary: After an encounter with a supernatural killer goes wrong, Stephen is pulled into another world. There, he meets a very familiar face...

Now he just needs to catch the murderer, save the multiverse, and find a way back home.

Curious Scars (ao3) - Amerna darcy/steve M, 95k

Summary: Darcy Lewis’ first solo mission as a SHIELD agent was supposed to be easy: Get to Germany, retrieve the data, get out. With Captain America as backup nothing bad could happen, right? But when Steve and Darcy wake up two weeks later in a hospital in Brazil with no recollection of what happened, SHIELD ready to arrest them for going AWOL, and married to each other, things start to get weird. They struggle to piece together what happened to them: Where did they go? What did they do? Why can they not remember anything? And why on earth would they get married to each other?

darkness will be rewritten (ao3) - princessironspider natasha/tony N/R, 104k

Summary: Peter is Tony’s biological child.

Natasha Romanoff has been married to Tony Stark secretly for years.

What would the movies be like if this were the case?

Everything She Didn't Know She Wanted (ao3) - bluecurls bucky/darcy/steve E, 137k

Summary: Knowing she had two soulmates comforted Darcy Lewis during the toughest moments of her life.

Then she met them.

Life On The Farm (ao3) - BeenAsleepFor70Years clint/laura, bruce/natasha, steve/bucky, jane/thor, pepper/tony, scott/hope G, 101k

Summary: Set after Civil War. Stories about Team Cap (minus Bucky) and friends hiding out on Clint's farm.

maybe we can’t be okay (but maybe we’ll try anyway) (ao3) - impravidus, notapartytrick steve/bucky, pepper/tony T, 68k

Summary: The Avengers thought it would be a simple mission. Kill the giant, sixty foot worm monsters, head home and maybe take an hour long shower to get the worm guts off. But when they come across a hidden town in the depths of the forest, the last thing they’re expecting to find is a secret underground base and a fourteen year old boy sticking to the ceiling.

The team finds themselves becoming a dysfunctional family to the teen while he learns how to find a life out of captivity.

Featuring dolphins, puzzles, and frosting art.

On the Streets Where You Live (ao3) - secretkeeper karl/stephen M, 276k

Summary: When single parents Karl Mordo and Stephen Strange meet while bringing their children to school, a tentative bond is formed between the men and their children. But as time goes on, Karl's past as well as Stephen's secrets will challenge their families and their relationship in ways that neither imagined possible.

peter's stars (ao3) - IronPengu, parkrstark steve/tony T, 175k

Summary: Steve and Peter lose their apartment and are kicked out on the streets. Steve has to juggle between jobs to earn whatever money he can, take care of his son while resfusing to let him realize how much they're trouble in, and keep them warm and safe on the city streets in winter.

So, he really doesn't have time to date the billionaire that flirts with him everyday as he buys his cup of coffee. Even if he did, he can't let himself fall for the man. Because if he knew that he lived from a backpack and showered in a public bathroom there's no way he'd still want him...right?

pirate’s heart (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight bucky/steve/tony E, 267k

Summary: The 1700s, the Golden Age of Piracy, and Captain Steve Rogers has all he wants: a ship, a loyal crew, Bucky at his side, and the horizon offering a new adventure everyday. But an impulsive kiss gone wrong leads to a marriage between Steve and Tony Stark, and now Steve doesn’t know what to do about ANYTHING. Steve loves Bucky, but something about Tony draws him in. Tony is too innocent for this life, but he picks up a sword anyway. Bucky is Steve’s, but when he offers his hand to Tony and now the three of them are something new. When the truth about Steve’s mission to ruin the Stark name comes out, Tony runs away, leaving Steve and Bucky behind in search of answers to the secrets hidden from him his whole life– about his company, about Uncle Obie, about his parents death.

Steve and Bucky cant abandon their mission against Stane and Tony cant deal with the answers he finds in New York. Is this the end? Is Tony gone forever? Or will he leave his old life and return to the sea and the Pirates that hold his heart?

rock me gently (ao3) - enigma731, invisibledaemon gamora/peter M, 479k

Summary: “She is our–She is Gamora,” Nebula says. “There is only one Gamora and I know her better than any of you do.” She pauses and glares at Peter, clearly challenging him to protest that. For once, he doesn’t dare. “This Gamora has jumped forward in time nine years, but she is the same person at her core. Just as you are the same despite not having experienced the last five years I did. We are all just–out of sync at the moment.”

show me what i’m looking for (ao3) - JamieB93 mj/peter, pepper/tony M, 381k

Summary: Peter Parker has spent the last year struggling to believe he has finally found a place he belongs. He has come a long way and whilst there is still a way to go, Peter begins to blossom and open himself up to the world. Which brings with it all the usual teenage dramas.

A touch damaged and more than a little rough around the edges, Peter is very often his own worst enemy. Still plagued by the scars of a traumatic past and newer challenges - it seems Peter’s happy ending might not be so easily in reach.

Steve Rogers Is A Child (ao3) - LagLemon steve/tony, clint/phil M, 290k

Summary: Tony gets into fights with Steve all the time and it's driving him insane. Sure, he's not the nicest guy in the world, but all he did was steal a little of the guy's sesame seed bagel - he didn't deserve to get yelled at for something stupid like that.

After drowning his sorrows in hot chocolate and complaining to Pepper about what happened, Tony gets a phone call from Natasha telling him to hurry back home. Something's happened - Steve has been attacked and he's not quite the same man he once was - he's been turned into a child.

With Steve out of commission, the team struggles with what to do and Tony finds himself filling roles he had never expected: babysitter and friend.

The Contract (ao3) - Laily loki/stephen M, 60k

Summary: An awkward dinner party brings Doctor Stephen Strange and Loki of Asgard together; though ill-at-ease, still they seek the company of each other, being the odd ones out. One wakes up somewhat rested, the other in the worst pain of his life.

Thor is not a happy camper.

The Puzzle that is Peter Parker (ao3) - Neuropsyche pepper/tony T, 279k

Summary: Peter is reeling from the after-effects of the spider bite and seeks out Tony Stark. If anyone can teach him how to be a superhero, it's Ironman, right? Tony isn't impressed at being stalked by an eight year old

Time After Time (ao3) - fancylances tony/stephen T, 47k

Summary: Tony Stark is unstuck in time. Stephen Strange might just be the only person in the universe qualified enough to help.

Two-Point Perspective (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony E, 109k

Summary: Dear omega,

Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

Sincerely, National Omega Services

We'll Haunt This Place (The Two of Us) (ao3) - ElloPoppet clint/steve, sam/bucky E, 25k

Summary: Huh. Captain America showing up at his farm unannounced in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon with a suitcase. Somehow, not the strangest thing to ever happen to Clint. Not even the strangest way he had been woken from a nap, honestly.

[thebibliomancer]

Essential Avengers: Avengers #306: There is a FIRE Down Below

August, 1989

Can even the SUB-MARINER withstand the brutal attack of the LAVA MEN?

Well, he's got a type advantage?

Attacking him in the ocean was maybe not the best idea.

I don't know why the disembodied Avengers heads are so distraught that Namor is beating up Lava Men. Maybe they're upset because they can't see his abs from where they are...

Anyway.

Last time on Avengers: Captain America unilaterally declared every Avenger is an Avenger and there's only one Avengers team, the one he's in charge of.

Everyone was fairly supportive of this.

Except for the Lava Men who hoisted Avengers Island into the sky and then trapped Captain America, Black Panther, Thor, She-Hulk, and Giglamesh in a lava ball and rolled them into the ocean.

This time: the ocean.

Namor is swimming around in the ocean, just enjoying his life, hanging out with his finny friends, definitely not looking for his dead monster wife's monster babies at all, when some dolphins tell him that there's bad shit going on with the Avengers.

So even though Namor was JUST THERE, he turns around to check things out. Even though the water gets oddly warm. Did someone pee the entire ocean?

No?

It's just the giant column of lava, still glowing cherry hot despite all this ocean around? A flagrant violation of physics? Okay.

The column is made up of just tons of lava men and many break off the column to attack Namor.

He punches them a lot, declaims about how cool he is, smacks some Lava Men with a Lava Man, and swims around really fast to make a whirlpool.

But despite his sea-strengthened limbs, Namor notices what the Avengers noticed last time. There's a lot of the Lava Men and they tend to just reform from damage.

Then the Rock Sphere o' Avengers drops into the ocean. It disrupts the whirpool Namor was working on. And so distracts him that the Lava Men are able to dog pile on and engulf him.

The pile of Lava Men with Namor in the center walks over and starts fusing with the giant stone sphere.

Meanwhile, in the sphere, the Avengers are still hammering away at the insides.

But even though the inner layer is rock and the outer layer is rock, there's a gooey lava middle layer.

Every time the Avengers manage to make a hole, lava oozes in and hardens.

Then a hole opens up by itself and poops out Namor.

He's all pink and dehydrated and unconscious.

I assume the Lava Men pile steamed him before tossing him in with the others.

Thor jams his arm in the Namor hole before it has a chance to close but it just pinches shut on his shoulder.

Then as if it that weren't bad enough, the sphere starts rolling again.

Thor gets mad and breaks his arm free. Which creates a big crack in the prison. Which is immediately sealed shut by lava.

All in all, things aren't going super great for this new Avengers group.

Up in Avengers Island, Jarvis tries to call for help.

The good thing about Captain America declaring all Avengers is Avengers is that you can just call in more help when a giant lava spire lifts your HQ out of the ocean.

The West Coast Avengers are still returning to the west coast from the meeting. They make a big U-turn back towards the East.

Also, various interpersonal dramas make it hard to pin down when in the West Coast Avengers this is set.

Hawkeye already ragequit and took over the Great Lakes Avengers. Tigra is in the Quinjet with the other West Coast Avengers but she doesn't seem taken over by cat instincts. Vision is his traditional red, not all white. Everyone has metal should pads for some reason.

Its weird that the Avengers books can't keep consistent when the same Byrne is writing them both.

Back with Jarvis, the room starts tilting.

He turns on the outside surveillance cameras that can even scan under the base despite it being an idea.

Now that the Lava Men have the Avengers, the ones making up the giant pillar are crumbling away.

Why, Avengers Island is probably going to fall soon!

In the Orb o' Avengers, Gilgamesh goes non-responsive in order to go into an Eternal coma to better withstand the rigors of orb life.

She-Hulk points out that Captain America and Black Panther don't have any powers so how the heck are they doing in the hazardous orb environment?

Cap non-answers by just saying "I'll worry about myself when there's time, She-Hulk."

Since the orb seems to have come to a stop, Cap asks Thor to try to punch an exist if he's up to it.

Thor cautions that it'll probably be wasted effort. But "Thor is ever ready to try anything, Avenger!"

Thor starts punching a hole in the stone, the stone starts sealing over his arm. Same old story. This time, though, She-Hulk joins in.

Thor will punch a hole through the stone. She-Hulk will punch the rock so it can't reform between Thor punches.

And with this strategy, they make progress.

She-Hulk suddenly realizes that if they're still underwater, punching through is going to lead to a rush of seawater into their predicament.

Thor hears her concerns but also proceeds anyway, punching his fist out into free air.

So they're on dry land, if they can only get out to it!

Then Thor gets consumed by the juicy lava filling. Not that its dangerous to him. Remember the Lava Men story this is referencing? Thor just sank into lava with his usual stoic pout.

Thor tells the others not to save him and lets himself be pulled into the lava. And Captain America backs up his decision because Thor is never foolhardy.

OH YEAH

His big plan was just to let himself be drawn to the center of the orb's wall and then go ham.

Meanwhile, some new plot thread.

An old man loses track of his time while reading the newspaper and then old man ambles over to check the science machine he's been working on.

A science machine that could leave a crater where Cresskill is supposed to be if old man messes up.

That's a potent science machine.

Why not get into potato clocks, sir?

Meanwhile, the Avengers find themselves deep within the bowels of the Earth. The Earth has so many bowels and yet does so little digestion.

Captain America points out that as deep as they appear to be, the pressure should turn them into primary colored goo but She-Hulk tells Cap not to sweat the science. She's more worried about how Namor is all burned and dehydrated.

So Thor bonks Mjolnir on the ground and summons a rainstorm.

He can do that. The weather is his friend.

(And really, the only thing that stopped him from doing it sooner was not enough open air.)

Namor instantly rouses because comic book people with water based metabolism rehydrate like sponges. And he instantly flies into a rage based on the last thing he remembers. But Captain America tells him to clam down and Namor instantly listens to his ol' Nazi punching buddy.

The Prince of Abslantis asks where the heck they are and Captain America reiterates his observation that they seem like they're pretty deep into the Earth and yet the pressure hasn't turned them into goo.

Then Jinku, Witchdoctor of the Lava Men shows up and tells them that they're not goo because he chooses for them not to be goo.

That's nice of him. Although he also calls them his prisoners.

(In a funny bit, he tells them not to bother trying to remember if they've met him before because they won't remember him, only for Captain America to instantly go "I remember you." Jinku isn't reading his audience very well.)

Captain America says he thought the Avengers and Lava Men settled their beef but Jinku tells them there's new beef.

WHY, THE AVENGERS HAVE BROUGHT UPON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LAVA MEN!

Captain America is skeptical because the Avengers haven't interacted with Lava Men for... a while.

So Jinku Explains It All.

Before the Lava Men were Lava Men, they were a subterranean human-ish race called the Gortokians who worshipped a demonic looking god called Cha'sa'dra, "most powerful of the underworld pantheon."

One day, their worship of Cha'sa'dra pays off when the dude himself appears. As a reward for their devotion, Cha'sa'dra turns the Gortokians into immortal men made out of molten stone. Lava Men, you might say.

Cha'sa'dra hung around to enjoy being worshipped. Maybe relatedly, the former Gortokian civilization sank into primitive barbarism. It's gotta be him because there's no other suggested factor.

Anyway, the day came when Cha'sa'dra just fucked off with no explanation.

They got an explanation later. That Cha'sa'dra was summoned by another god (N'astirh) to take part in a war against the surface (Inferno).

The important takeaway is that Cha'sa'dra was one of the nameless demons the Avengers mowed down during their Inferno tie-in issues.

Except, he wasn't nameless. His name was Cha'sa'dra. And whoops, his turn men to lava men spell had no ontological inertia. When he died, the Lava Men lost their lava and their immortality.

Hundreds of former Lava Men instantly died of being way too old. The only ones that survived were Jinku and his acolytes. Thanks to manipulating the magic of Cha'sa'dra, they were protected from instantly aging to death.

But instead of aging, Jinku's acolytes turned to stone. Living but unmoving.

"The process of their minds slowed to such a point ten thousand years might pass before they formed a whole thought!"

Dark.

So Jinku is the last guy both alive and not trapped in a living hell.

Jinku: "This is what you brought to my people, you who call yourselves Avengers! You who consider yourselves champions of all that lives! You slaughtered all but a handful, and condemned the rest to an eternal living death! For this, you deserve no better than agonizing death!" Captain America: "I'm not going to pretend we Avengers were not instrumental in the death of your god... But what you have to understand is that Cha'sa'dra lied to you! He was no great god. He was a minor demon. A tiny part of the horde that attacked." Jinku: "SILENCE! INFIDELS! If there were a punishment greater than death, I would now condemn you to it! I would see your souls writhe in torment till the end of time, for your blasphemy!!"

Telling the truth was not the best policy this time, Cap.

Although, the death of his entire race probably made him unwilling to hear any explanation or excuse.

I think maybe you have to kick him in the lava junk until he calms down.

Anyway, Jinku does have a punishment in mind for the Avengers.

DEATH BY LAVA EXPY OF CHA'SA'DRA!

And since the Avengers were all standing in one easily punched row, he punches them all in a row.

You'd think that this would set Captain America and probably Black Panther on fire. Thank god lava doesn't work like lava in fiction.

Follow @essential-avengers for more of the same of this. But, hey, like, reblog, and comment! I'm lonely down here.

[cagemasterfantasy]

Cleric (Tempest Domain)

Cleric spells

Cleric level 1: Fog Cloud and Thunderwave

Cleric level 3: Gust of Wind and Shatter

Cleric level 5: Call Lightning and Sleet Storm

Cleric level 7: Control Water and Ice Storm

Cleric level 9: Destructive Wave and Insect Plague

Bonus Proficiency: At 1st level you gain proficiency with martial weapons and heavy armor.

Wrath of the Storm: Also at 1st level you can thunderously rebuke attackers. When a creature withing 5 feet of you that you can see hits you with an attack you can use your reaction to cause the creature to make a Dexterity saving throw. The creature takes 2d8 lightning or thunder damage (your choice) on a failed saving throw and half as much damage on a successful one. You can use this feature a number of times equal to your Wisdom modifier (a minimum of once). You regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

Channel Divinity: Destructive Wrath: Starting at 2nd level you can use your Channel Divinity to wield the power of the storm with unchecked ferocity. When you roll lightning or thunder damage you can use your Channel Divinity to deal maximum damage instead of rolling.

Thunderbolt Strike: At 6th level when you deal lightning damage to a Large or smaller creature you can also push it up to 10 feet away from you.

Divine Strike: At 8th level you gain the ability to infuse your weapon strikes with divine energy. Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with a weapon attack you can cause the attack to deal an extra 1d8 thunder damage to the target. When you reach 14th level the extra damage increases to 2d8.

Stormborn: At 18th level you have a flying speed equal to your current walking speed whenever you are not underground or indoors.

Gods in this domain their alignment and their symbol:

Auril NE Six pointed snowflake, Talos CE 3 lightning bolts radiating from a central point, Umberlee CE Wave curling left and right, Kord CG 4 spears and 4 maces radiating out from a central point, Habbakuk NG Blue Bird, Zeboim CE Turtle shell, The Devourer NE Bundle of 5 sharpened bones, Deep Sashelas CG Dolphin, Eadro N Spiral design, Gruumsh CE Unblinking eye, Sekolah LE Shark, Manannan Mac Lir LN Wave of white water on green, Zeus N Fist full of lightning bolts, Hercules CG Lion's head, Poseidon CN Trident, Set CE Coiled cobra, Sobek LE Crocodile head with horns and plumes, Aegir NE Rough ocean waves, Njord NG Gold coin, Thor CG Hammer.

Source: Players Handbook