#dumb idea :)

[galaxgay]

Crowley: you... you burned down heaven?

Aziraphale, sweating and clutching the flaming sword for dear life: I PANICKED

[fangirlingpuggle]

Never stop blowing up dumb idea where both Usha and G13 get out of the tape.

Usha did say she needed a full time mechanic.

Just G13 constantly plugging back in everything Usha unplugs , him hacking into banks and transferring enough money to keep video store open so everyone who wants to can keep working there.

Usha constantly trying to feed him and get him healthy, G13 not used to human bonds and now having Usha and her whole family.

[tanked-up]

(Where Soap and Ghost are kidnapped, placed on different sides of the room, with an uncomfortably amount of silence, but-)

(The sound of screeching, as if somebody were dragging something, just for it to be Soap)

Ghost: What the hell are you doing…!?

Soap: Ye’ were too far away, Lt

Ghost: …and!?

Soap: Thought ye’d like some company

(10 minutes later)

Kidnapper: Alright you gu-

(Cue Soap with his chair literally on top of Ghost)

Kidnapper: Wha-!? HOW DID YOU MOVE

Ghost: Pretty dumb idea for you to leave us separately, to be honest

Kidnapper: That’s the plan

Soap smiling: It ain’t working

Kidnapper: So… am I gonna die?

Price suddenly appearing behind him: We’ll let ya say your prayer first

[melissarthomson]

I spent too long on a joke comic… 😭💀

[batcalledkat]

Dabi is not a sturdy perch to land on

[greenflamedwriter]

Imagine Harry transfigures as a snake and decides to sneak into Malfoy manor when Draco returns home for christmas/ and accidently alerts Voldemort who can hear him [parslemouth] BUT harry is like "I'm just a garden snake!" and Voldemort keeps Harry close and protects him Nagini [Who almost ate him which was why Voldemort noticed Harrys screaming in terror and YES he knows thats Harry he can hear his VOICE for gods sake]

So like a pet on a leash he keeps Harry close and plans a big reveal at Yule to transform Harry back but then he keeps changing his mind because the boy who lived is in his hand with his little tongue scenting the air- and he wants it to be public! He wants the order to see it! And yet, he knows the boy is following him for secrets to take back to the order but he always asks questions and Voldemort answers them Harry oblivious thinking he's tricked the snake and Voldemort just staring amused.

And both learn of the propechy and the secret that Harry is a horcrux is revealed which changes everything. And since this would be before Harry knew about the horcruxes would mention the destruction of the diary, the locket some thief stole that had a S on it and seeing a tiara at the room of requirment. Voldemort outside: Hmm what an adventurious little snake. Voldemort inside: *PANIC*

[pink-key]

What if he tries to kill you without a blade or an axe by maybe scaring you..well that's what one of his voices suggested.

[cherrycro]

He did NOT choose the right lyrics

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max to most: Fuckin nerd (derogatory)

Max to Richie: Fuckin nerd... (affectionate)

[kleptomaniac-trans-girl]

I'm not really a Christian

However my parents do make me go

I would love it SO much if Lin Manuel Miranda did a musical of Jesus Christ

You know what would make me more interested in Christianity?

Jesus doing rap battles

The best part is watching all the conservatives and Christians piss their pants over it

@a-maniac-making-art

[botslayer]

Mermaid/Siren who intentionally looks more like a monster to lure people into the ocean because it's easier to convince monster fuckers to throw themselves to their doom than it is weary sailors.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Sleep deprived dumb staticradio AU idea/fic prompt.

So when Vox upgraded himself and his head he left someone himself inside the other old TV head unknowingly and then for some reason like he created a backup of his data for some reason or by repressing his feelings and such it created a surge of energy his old TV head gains sentience and so there are 2 Voxs. This old Vox taking 1 look at his newer counterpart and the Vees and going Fuck that.

When Vox upgraded him losing some of himself or his memories and this Vox having that.

This Vox meeting back up with Alastor and the two falling back into the QPR relationship they previously had (The newer Vox not realizing they had been in a QPR relationship)

New Vox being so jealous of himself and Old Vox is just sitting there with Al like ‘wow…newer technology really does get more stupid huh’

[marinaiguess]

1am thoughts

the first person who equated super sonic to a shooting star, was tails. by the time he followed sonic on his first adventure, he'd never seen a shooting star. he didn't remember much, but as far as his memories went, the sky was always too unclear, the atmosphere was too polluted to discern many stars or constellations. sure, many were visible but he could tell there was so much more than what he was looking at right then. even during the nights he wasn't alone anymore, when he couldn't fall asleep, he'd try to find the missing pieces of the sky. he didn't know he'd travel all the way to space one day.

and then, right at the end of their adventure, as sonic destroys eggman and his plans, tails sees him from afar. he sees him transform, turning into the brightest thing he's ever seen. he flies and manoeuvres through the air, grinning widely. as he moves further away, he starts looking like a moving star to tails. he's in awe, but his admiration is cut off by the urgency of the situation, as he follows sonic with the tornado in case he needs a helping hand.

their next stop is angel island and that's where the two spend their nights for the next span of time. tails doesn't know if it's the altitude or the lack of pollution but he can see the stars so clearly for the first time in his life. he's literally starstruck as he tries to take in the wonderful view, the vastness of the universe.

and then he sees it; a shooting star. he gulps. he checks his side to make sure his eyes don't play any tricks on him, but sonic is there. he looks at the sky again, wondering how sonic had the time to transform, fly all the way up there and return without him realizing it. another shooting star. he looks at him again. were there more super sonics in this world? more people who looked like moving stars? because there's no way the stars started moving in their own. the only one who had the power to fly across the sky like that, was sonic.

sonic senses Tails' gears turning in his head, just by his expression, and asks him of it silently with an expression of his own. "Super sonic, I mean, you, can go so fast and you shine so bright you look like a moving star. that's what you looked like when I saw you fly while battling eggman! but...I just saw two stars fall in the sky and you're here? how does that make sense?" tails questions, asking sonic but also himself.

sonic snickers at his serious expression and after a few troubling tries at signing, he explains what it is. "shooting star." Tails seems to grasp the concept very vaguely but sonic reassures him they'll get a book about it in a library as soon as they visit one so Tails can learn more about them.

But even as he grows older, Tails still can't tell the difference between super sonic and a shooting star.

[melissarthomson]

Gavin and Nines chilling at Gavin’s House (pre- relationship)

Gavin: Maybe I’m getting old, but why would I go to a bar or club??

Nines: you know, to meet people. Maybe find your soulmate… unless your not looking for someone right now

Gavin: first off, I don’t want to go to a noisy club to look for someone. Second, if they were my soulmate then it’s a skill issue that they don’t randomly show up in my home.

Nines:

Nines: it might seem crazy about what I’m about to say-

[zaphiregz]

🐝Beeza✨

I blame the HFIL episode for this dumb idea, but I couldn't help🍯

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

Shitterhands doing shit it should not be doing

1: dunking

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