#dunno what he has to do with this I just hate that mf

[childofthestars111]

Ugh tiktok making their own knockoff Goncherov and claiming they came up with the idea was NOT on my 2023 bingo but here we are. Fuckin tikkypets

[revon-aurora-borealis]

my brother wont stop complaining abt some of the people the hermits hang with/some of the hermits and semi acts like its their job to listen to him when he says they shouldnt add jimmy to the hermitcraft server "because hes annoying and wouldn't add any interesting content"

mf thats your opinion and its not a very common one

he also says this about Geminitay

and dunno if he did mean it for all of them but he said "they keep on adding annoying people who dont add anything interesting" so ig he hates joel, skizz, and pearl too...

bro how does one hate any of them wtf???

he says he hates that they roleplay MF THE ENTIRE FUCKING HERMITCRAFT SERVER IS FUCKING ROLEPLAY, THEYRE ALL ROLEPLAYING, THE PERSONALITIES YOU SEE ON THE SCREEN ARE THE EXTROVERTED PEOPLE PLEASING OVER EXAGGERATED VERSIONS OF THEIR NORMAL PERSONALITIES

THEYRE ALL ROLEPLAYING BRO, ABT LIKE AT LEAST 30% OF WHAT THEYRE DOING IS ACTING AND PRESENTING THEMSELVES

and when i told both my dad and him that they were like "nah there is no way, thatd be them faking who they actually are" bro... as someone who has tried content creation in the past this a major thing you need to do at least a few times, you cannot always just hit record and spit out everything on your mind, you need to present yourself even just a little, even etho does it, not much but he still does, you need to make your content easy to understand so people know wtf is going on

and roleplaying is just an added little thing all the hermits do, hermitcraft is a minecraft roleplay that shows a bunch of friends being stupid together, some of it is their actual personalities, and some of it is them goofing off and over exaggerating shit, going with the bit, i do that with people all the time, i did it yesterday

this rant has gotten less conhesive cuz i have my family yelling around me and i cant rly like hear my own thoughts and shit so ima end it here, i think got the gist of what i meant out

[linaisfunny]

Siren headcanons but they’re not TOOOOOO sad (only a little)

#1. He’s bad at math. He is BAD at math. “Quick, what’s 3 X 6?”

“Huh?……….4?”

But he’s a prodigy at English/history MAYBE science if I’m feeling nice today. Like Sharkspear over here doesn’t know 2 + 2.

2#. He’s good at singing. (Please give him SOME talents yall he can’t only be a goofy goober). His mother named him Siren for a REASON. He loves doing it to, him and his dad used to sing together when he couldn’t sleep. It’s a softer part of him. However, he is MORTIFIED to do it infront of others. He was caught by Kappa one day and never lived down the embarrassment. (Kappa DEF begged him to sing again)

(Listen to caraphernelia by Pierce the veil. Emo but accurate)

3#. His hair is actually wavy/pretty curly. (Shoal kinda looks like he does) but has NO idea how to take care of it so he just leaves it sticking up. He’d be the type of kid to smack his hairbrush against his head while crying. He’s broken brushes and can’t even USE combs.

4#. He has a lighter voice. Softer and sillier. Like, Kappa would have the deeper quieter of the two while Siren would sound like a cartoon character. Or new reporter but sillier. The second you talk to this guy you just KNOW he’s gonna be your best friend till you walk away. Like, it’s not harsh but it has bass to it. He’s not particularly loud but you WILL hear him if he wants to be heard. VOICE CRACKS WHEN HES HAPPY.

5#. He THRIVES talking to people. Loved it. Could talk for HOURS and still want to keep going. Talking about life, their thoughts, his thoughts, stupid rants. Anything. He takes control of group convos and just LEADS. Why? Because he’s just charming and funny, literally social sweetheart. Always DELIGHTED to make new friends.

6#. He is literally a walking cartoon character. His voice, the way he talks, the things he says, his laugh, the way he talk with his hands, the way he reacts literally EVERYTHING about him is so expressive and fun to watch. He’s the funnest person to talk to because he’ll ALWAYS give you a reaction and funny joke. He’s basically pinkie pie just as a dude and shark.

Blue pinkie pie.

7#. Cries to art. He is MOVED by music and paintings and LITERATURE and literally everything that the arts includes.

8#. (YOU CAN IGNORE THIS ONE ITS CRINGE) but since he wasn’t able to really spar and train with the other sharks, I think he’d be on the softer, plusher side. Easy to hide through clothes or sucking in with the public but I dunno. I thought it would make sense. He would be DEATHLY insecure though. Sorry Siren ❤️

9#. He is the FUNNIEST mf in the entire Shark castle. Like he’s so naturally witty and sharp that people are intimidating. Comedic gold. (Or it could be his complete resting bitch-COUGH-unamused face) He’s just so clever and uses that to make jokes and make others laugh.

10#. He giggles like “hehehe😈” and laughs like “HAHAH *gasp* HAHAHA” on repeat. Hyena laugh but it’s cute. Throws his head back and laughs loudly and freely. Siren definitely has a smile that just RADIATES joy and happiness. Sweetest thing ever.

11#. Adores horror, but definitely jumps and screams at jump scares. Like, he’ll search and listen to horror stories for HOURS but then be too paranoid after to turn the lights off. Loves the thrill of it. Then hates the anxiety after.

12#. He’s a goofy goober. Just a funny guy. (Pretty neurodivergent). He’s shark Jerma basically. Or a nicer Scout. But he is just a silly guy.

[xxsweetoothxx]

Hello there. I’m so sorry to suddenly come into your inbox like this, but I respectfully ask you to please read the post here. It’s from one the Blessed Be The Wicked’s creators, explaining that what has recently transpired in the fandom was a big misunderstanding because of a mistake made in the OG post. They have been getting a lot of harassment and that is not okay. So if you could please read it and spread it around to help clear up some things it would be greatly appreciated, thank you.

I have seen it.

As far as it goes. Yeah. Hate and harassment shouldn't be something he's getting regardless of what his intentions were. Even if he meant it to mean exactly what people interpreted it as, harassing them over it and sending hate is just too far. No if ands or buts about it.

I don't give a shit how garbage of a take it was and how pretentious and gatekeepy it came off as. If you're sending hate to a mf then get fucked.

At worst the guy made a bad take and at best it's what the explanation says he intended it to mean. Him calling out all the creepy weirdos and Pedos.

And I fully support people doing that.

That being said though on the explanation it's self? I'm personally still on the fence on whether I fully believe it was entirely a misunderstanding. Call me cynical (ya boy is untrusting af over here). I see a mf say some fuck shit get hella back lash and then give an explanation that doesn't fully clear up shit and I'm doubting.

Dont get me wrong the explanation given clears up quite a few things but there are still a few big points that Im just not sure I buy that they were misunderstood. It could just be chalked up to bad wording. Its possible that I'm just not getting what his thought process was while writing that shit, I dunno frankly though I don't care at this point because it's not that serious.

I'd ask him what exactly he meant about those parts I'm still not understanding but I can't because I'm like 99% sure I'm blocked. Not sure why? Never interacted with him in my life aside from rebloging that post. Doesn't matter at the end of the day.

I'll reblog it just so the few people following here who may not have seen the explanation see it can read it and form their own opinions.

I just ask no matter what that opinion may be that people keep it respectful and don't go fucking HARASSING PEOPLE! FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL WHO JUMP TO HARASSMENT!!!

[passionesolja]

Can Star Wars fans explain to me why y’all think Sheev Palpatine is evil? Like he isn’t comedically evil like Dio Brando (I hate em and he terrible but he handsome and funny ish) and he isn’t evil evil like Griffith/Femto is (real mfs know I don’t gotta go into Griffith’s crimes against humanity and my happiness as a reader)x

I understand that in the EU they added a lot of dlc crimes to Sheev Palpatine but in these films he’s really not that bad like Luke Skywalker has an higher body count than Sheev if we’re going off direct kills.

Like you watch these films and they do a bit of telling about how evil the sith are but we never see anything that viscerally evil. Meanwhile, I watch jojo and Dio is actively ruining the life’s of characters I love even beyond the grave. And in Berserk I don’t even want to get into what the fuck Griffith turns into in a span of 3 films (Ik the manga but still)

It seems Sheev’s only crimes is being ugly and in ROTJ he electrocutes a man with an 1m+ kill count who’s a terrorist. I dunno it’s just not giving evil

Y’all hype this man up like he Satan 2 but nothing he does ever eclipses Femto and that’s the only fictional character I really can put the Satan 2 title on lmao

[strawbrygashez]

I will be doing this for the pdudes bc no one asked me to 🥲 just I won’t add the pic part bc I don’t feel like looking for pics.

Starting off with p1

- I love that he is what carried the creepy themes into the later games. If they just started off with p2 being their first game I doubt I would play postal bc it would just be stupid memes all the time.

-I really hope he isn’t related to current pdude bc that would be lame.

- Do they have the same lines in p1 and redux?? I’m not doing these questions for redux so I’m just gonna say the “here let me warm you up” is my favorite line.

- Bro OTP: P2/p1

-I have no nOTP for him I don’t think.

- OTP: p1/p4.

- Random hc: He likes ‘childish’ food and will only eat that.

- unpopular opinion: I don’t think he was a edge lord all the time like a lot of ppl think.

- Songs: I associate him with sad and angry songs. Stuff like radiohead and nin fits him a lot imo.

-My favorite pic is him holding the g*n looking scared.

P2-

- He’s so silly. I love his voice, the way he carries himself, and that he is succhh a dog boy (he goes out and does thing for his stupid ex wife in the hopes she will be happy.)

- I don’t like that the mf lets his phone ring for so long in the weekend dlc both times.. I know he hates talking on the phone like the rest of us but COME ON.. u can’t skip the cutscenes 😑

- my favorite line of his is probably one of the ones he says when he throws a weapon and it comes back to him. I forgot which it is but he sounds so impressed. Silly loser 🤭🤭

- Bro otp: p2/p4

- nOTP: him and his ex wife.

-Otp: p2/p3. I guess.

-Random hc: he secretly hates falling asleep alone. Especially bc he has the bed to himself after his ex left.

-My unpopular opinion on him is uhhh.. that he didn’t actually genuinely care for champ this whole time. I do love the idea that champ is his service dog but I feel like ppl glance over the fact that he kicked champ first thing in p2.. so I really feel like he didn’t care for him until later on.

-I associate music similar to the ones I said for p1. Maybe not like really sad songs tho. More like songs that are about kinda hating life I guess lol. The song that is EXACTLY him is ‘sawed off shotgun’ by the glorious sons.

-My favorite pic of him is probably the one that is currently my header where he’s got that SCARY smile and is hurting some guy.

P3

-I love how lame he is. I also love his voice and that he’s a shithead to p2.

- I don’t like (and DO like) that he’s suddenly insecure about himself a little. P2 would not care about looking gay I PROMISE!!

- my favorite line is him talking about his adhd or “you can haz cheeseburger”.

- bro otp: p3/p4

- nOTP: none that I can think of besides his ex wife again.

- OTP: p1/p3 or p2/p3

-random hc: he spends sooo much time on the internet. He’d be a shut in like p1 if it wasn’t for him being a extrovert.

- my unpopular opinion on him is that his game would have been fine if it played better. Honestly I would probably like it more than p4 if it did.

-I would associate him with stupid songs like Sorry for party rocking

- my favorite picture of him is him hugging krotchy and smiling.

P4

- my favorite thing about him is how chill he is and goofy.

-my least favorite thing about him is I think he could be just a tad bit more fun and snarky tho.

- my favorite line is probably one of the ones he says when trying to find a job and going up to random ppl and promising them ‘extra services ;) ’

- bro OTP: p2/p4

-nOTP: him and the mall lady. She’s terrible and I hate her.

- otp: p1/p4

- random hc: he watches cartoons in the morning.

- my unpopular opinion on him is that I miss his edgy outfit. His new one is fine but I dunno. The trench coats are cool but I guess it keeps things interesting I dunno 🤷‍♀️

- I associate pop songs with him I guess. I think He likes to dance in clubs so 🕺

- my favorite picture of him is him next to p1 on that one album cover

[gumbaigumbai]

Cirice

Some headcanons for my tarnished oc !! (Name stolen from a Ghost song it just means church)

> Basic description

tarnished of no renown amen

skin kinda sickly yellowish (jaundice?)

hair is swamp green, eyes are red (usually shiny (read: star-excited-happy-delighted-sailor-moon-gif-16337424.gif))

big eye bags mf tired all the time

wears the pureblood knights medal over armor

clothes consist of: (see images attached at bottom for visuals)

simplified version of lord of blood's robe

maliketh's greaves & gauntlets

preceptor's big hat (without mask) (original dark blue altered to fit the color scheme)

>Story? (Obviously doesn't align with my playthrough cuz you cant really choose what to do but this is fiction and I get to make things up as I please)

just here to have fun

no desire to become elden lord

stealth is the only good attribute (master at pussying away from danger)

tried to woo kenneth haight (he was having none of it) (where is the kiss goodbye kenneth)

ran past margit to break into stormveil castle

did actually defeat godrick w/ help of nepheli but also killed gostoc for disrespecting the dead (godrick)

other than nepheli and rennala, accidentally ends up having constant bad relations with women whether it be one sided or mutual

raya lucaria becomes comfort safe space where she can just talk about day to day adventures for hours to rennala

after completing the steps for varre's quest and getting that finger thing injected/broken (whatever he does), absolutely just passed out on the ground (not from pain just clocked out for the day) (varre had to stand there and wait till the mf woke up)

joins the mohgwyn dynasty and becomes a knight for ⛓️𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖌🥀

goes to the radahn festival to "check it out", leaves upon entry just like patches

finds rya and retrieves her necklace, gets invited to volcano manor and goes there but doesn't officially join (loyalties stay w/ mohgwyn)

actual positive relations with a woman (rya bff)

boggart also good friend, goes to him to have dinner together

hears rumors around the mohgwyn mausoleum that mohg's brother is morgott

sneaks into leyndell (seal allows it bc she does have godricks rune & rennala kinda just gave hers up)

beelines to morgott and here come my free writing abilities bc yes i absolutely can just make "talking it out" an option in this fan interpretation

no threat of stealing the throne/harming the tree & hours of convincing later = morgott friend W

visits him often to provide company bc you just know that mf hasn't had a proper conversation with a living being in decades

leaves melina in leyndell as requested but has no means of burning the erdtree so she (melina) just kinda roams free there

at some point makes it to seluvis' rise yes I need to include him in this (oh shit I also forgot about sir gideon I’ll add that after 😦)

makes the dung eater drink the potion because FUCK that guy I need him DEAD

seluvis has no idea, still kinda snarky but thinks his "scheme" worked so impression points raise

seluvis kindaaa??? friend, more of a guy you visit once a week to check up on but need months of interactions to actually break ice with

SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALLLLL KNOWING hates her at first

realized he can get knowledge on the lord of blood so opens up the doors to his little library nerd room

after prying for more information for weeks on end, starts becoming more familiar

repeat of kenneth haight where she tries to romance him and he doesn't care (eventually budges a bit)

dunno how to properly end hope you enjoyed

BTW I’ll be posting the Frenzied Flame version w/ its own hcs once I finish the ending !! Expect more content around this oc though ^_^

[rosesradio]

while I would have liked to see EJ socking Ricky (it's not a kink or anything like that, I swear) like... have u seen them? Like, legit? Seeing those side-by-side pics of the water bucket thing, EJ has like Ricky's entire body mass stored in only his triceps lmao, that twink wouldn't survive if EJ was to get physical. Would have hit that mfer harder than Robby did Kenny in S4...

i dunno, "punch me in the face" seems like a pretty intense kink, but i'm not one to judge lol

but yeah, damn. at first i thought this was a ricky hater anon but like...i'm not a ricky hater (i don't like some of the things he does, but i don't hate him at all) and i totally agree with you. it would've been wild to see them try to throw down within the last three minutes, but i mean 👀 all good enemies to lovers has to throw down at least once, what do you think the karate kid was about

i do think it was crazy how the rina kiss happened after that "i would slap you but you're my brother" comment. like ej was on the brink of tears and probably went outside to cry, clearly not rina's number one fan, and they were basically like "damn, that's crazy. anyways it's always been you, idk who that ej guy is. let's make out" it was just. sigh. wow.

the way you said "would have hit that mf harder than robby did kenny in s4" 😭...i gotta laugh bc otherwise i'd cry at how this finale turned out--

[hummingbirdstuffsblog]

So i was waiting to the hype to die down a little to be capable of coherence but it doesn't lol so to hell with it!

@infamous-if dunno if i should write a comment or tag you so here i come, let the tumblr gods decide if this excuse of review(?!)will find you lmao

SPOILERS!!!! DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED YET!!! ALSO GO PLAY INFAMOUS IF WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???!!! IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!

Firstly! My mc, he/they, cutie patootie and humor based little guy cause they are my weakness, band is named Chaos Anthem(ty author!!!), mc stage name is Deviant(i am Bad at naming, don't make fun of me i will cry is a promise!) Couldn't think of any lyrics so i used the song Follow you from Bring me the horizont(please don't come after me is all in good fun & i am poor) and my fans are Pandemaniacs (cause my brain is broken and it sounds cute lol) and thats all? I use the same mc to romance all the ros(i will pursue all of them!i love them!!!)

Seven my beloved~ i had the most fun with this brat omg i wanna bite them they are so so jajdnfkdls i love them but they are a mess lmao

Funny story: party, seven, they ask no contact we don't exist and when i ask what if i don't want to?they look hurt!hurt!!!my scrunky little cat!and ask "i am a joke to you?" All pissed and HURT mc:💔💔💔

so fast forward buses! Who we rooming with?!one hand WB the asshole n1 and then 7 my love that hates my guts so i think i am gonna respect 7 boundaries(see if i don't win you back you mf!i love you!!!) And i choose WB to the ire of my bestie Rowan(💔i am sorry baby) and and and 7:

Wha?!!! What?!!!! 7?wha!! I laughed till i cried lmao i am gonna marry this man is a oath!!!!

7 king(gn) of mixed signals & i can't stop thinking about mc deeply in love with them and what was that they wanted to say before the fight broke out... will remain a mystery i guess lol

Orion or papa Orion: i love him i love how competent he is and omfg hard ass with softness for mc lets fucking go i am on my knees i love him to hell and back please O bully me for the rest of my life i love you so much💗💗💗💗💗💗

Seb loml: omg my love i love him i want to smooch his little face how can they be so sweet so cute?!!!this is criminal i tell you!!!

Maya is the sweetest little fan and i love her forever💗💗💗💗💗

August my cutie my love my little meow meow i love them your honor nothing more to say they got me when they smiled a my thumbs up💖💖💖💖💖

V omfg such a beauty~ wow just wow i cannot wait to talk with her!!! I am planning to do the poly route but gotta be honest i don't get how tf my mc is gonna do that cause scrunky funny dumbass and literal godess don't seem to mesh lmao is gonna be a lot of notice me V from here out i am not hopeful of my sucess lmao

G you little menace: gotta say i was right there with mc gushing cause i can't help it!!!first tried to be cool but meh may as well be true to myself hahaha i love them!!! I am so so intrigued about all the thing with B, also when they come up after our win, they seem guilty as heck?!!why? So you rigged the competition?ok that sucks and some mcs are gonna take it harder than others(mine is pretty laidback, so i guess they gonna be upset a little but will move on) but it seems like really really to much guilt for that alone?!!i am so sus rn please someone tell me i reading to much into it cause i am scared! Anyway if G is there i go fan n1 cannot help it lmao cannot wait to meet them again~

The band!!! I love them! I love Iris and her tough love and Dev with her slightly less tough love lmao and Jazzy my dear!my sun i love her!!!!! First in my heart gotta be Rowan💗💗💗 R who save me from the scolding for napping and that has my mcs back in their silliness(read finger guns lmao) i am sorry i let you down with WB baby, reason why i had to go back and choose SV

And boy i am happy i did💗💗💗💗

My baby~~ i love him your honor

This post is a mess and i am gonna keep it so to my 2 followers out there(that i am pretty sure are bots lmao) i am sorry💞💞💞

Infamous if is amazing and lives in my head 24/7 thank you so much author for all the dedication and work that was to write that ginormous prologue + ch 1 you are a god!!!! I'll love you forever!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squishyneet]

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Yay:D I'm so proud (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ good good 😎👍

Yeah ig Taehoon always slays💅

I can't believe that Elite and Charles Choi are the same person :/ I hate him soo much how dare he look this good in his past >:[ and don't even remind me of the modeling... I cringe so hard whenever I remember -_- Old man was so arrogant and for what?.. meh.. ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

OK OK NOW LET'S DISCUSS EUGENE

Idk why but I really didn't recognize him and thought we were finally seeing cap guy being normal. Honestly like HONESTLY I saw him and got instant depression like where's the cheeky smile that makes me want to punch the hell out of my phone (just so we gain a better understanding of each other let me tell you there's a very bad love-hate relationship between me and that chipmunk <3 I mean he genuinely pisses me off but at the same time I enjoyed reading probably every fanfic that exists :> listen there's something up-)

Also who's that guy.. I'm confused 😕 seems like he's the covering up for workers

Eugene smiled at the end but still I'm not feeling it...

And when he left.. WHO'S THAT?? IT'S LIKE I DON'T HIM 😭

Why so evil my little chipmunk? Let the bois relax for a min.. sheesh 🙄

Damn Jason got a little harsh but I can understand (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

*Inhales* HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO SINU I'M SO OFFENDED IT PHYSICALLY HURTS it's not funny >:(( I know he's coming back for me he never lets me down ;-;

Damn that office ಠಿ⁠ヮ⁠ಠ

SOMEONE ONE TELL ME WHY IS HE LIKE THAT? THAT'S TOO DARK FOR HIS EERIE 24/7 SMILES. BROTHER U GOOD? wonder if it's daddy issues.. What if he's self reflecting :0 jk.. mf would never ✋

I'll give it to Jake.. that entrance daaaaaamnnnn :0

Dunno man why elite lowkey look like Eugene.. is it the glasses? Or Is Eugene his son *wiggles eyebrows* that would certainly be interesting gotta love them juicy family issues 😋

I've always wanted Eugene to fail but now that it feels close to actually happening... No. I'm not liking it :[

What if he's depressed cuz' his little friends aren't around :D

No actually where tf are they?

Chirps, huggies and kisses too,

🐣

No where tf are they

That guy was just another employee I guess but damn he was out like that he wasn't even a fighter.

Jason really stepped up

Office got an upgrade

No fr the war HAS STARTED BRO I don't want Eugene to lose I don't want to him to die :( I hate it at least just put him in jail

but it feels like someone's gonna die tonight :(

I feel like it's either Eugene and Cap Guy are twins or Eugene is Charles' son it can't be both.

Cap Guy and Mandeok must be doing smth important idk

Chirps, huggies, and kissies <3

[xking]

Sion: Human / engineered one eye / investigator  Ryner: one eye  Ferris: human 

Claugh: investigator human  Miran: investigator half human  Lucile: one eye engineered  Calne: investigator human  Rahel: investigator human 

Fiole: ghoul  Eslina: ghoul 

Refal: investigator human  Ril: investigator human  Kuu: investigator human  Lize: investigator human  Sui: investigator human

Lafra: Ghoul Arua: Ghoul Pueak: Ghoul  Tiir: Ghoul

Lieral: Human  Noa: Ghoul Kiefer: Human Iris: Human 

Luke: investigator half human  Milk: investigator human  Moe: investigator human  Lach: investigator human  Lear: investigator human 

Sion, born human, enrolled to become an investigator, rose quickly through the ranks and eventually went through the operation to become a Quinx. Regularly pushes his frame rates. Has deeper involvement with shady shit that I'm too lazy to think up. Ultimately frames out and has his own squad turn on him. 

Sions squad: Claugh, Miran, Calne and Rahel. 

Claugh, human investigator, looking to prove himself to sion, hates ghouls.  Miran, half human investigator,  too gay for everyone, just stop it, hates ghouls. Calne, human investigator, just annoying i dont like you. Rahel, human investigator, good at his job, only stable tbh, only kills ghouls bc it’s his job. Helps be a voice of reason. 

Lucile, quinx (unknown to sion’s squad- besides sion), conceals his abilities, is always pushing sion to his limits, ultimately plays a role in sion framing out. 

Ferris, human investigator. Abnormally strong - not half human. Technically a part of sion’s squad or answers to sion in some way. Is assigned to be Ryner’s warden and put him down without hesitation, if he loses it. (ryner does in fact lose it and chomp her- ferris doesn't put him down bc shes a sip ig)

Fiole and Eslina, ghoul siblings. Eslina is captured by CCG, Fiole tries to kill sion bc hes a investigator and the kid isnt that bright. Sion stops Claugh from killing him, and promises to try and free eslina if possible. Sion does do this (idk how we will work that out later maybe shes still in transportation and he ambushes or something i dunno). Oh oh oh okay he does ambush and saves her- and fiole is now loyal to him as an informate until hes brutally killed by some investigators who learned of the ambush and hunt him down bc sion reported the “brother” was the one who made off with her. Sion blames himself obviously. Esline ends up taking over her brother’s role sion mad protective of her. She dont blame sion. 

Refal human as strong as sion debatably. Detests ghouls, loves killing ‘em. Squad leader, squad consists of; Lir, Kuu, Sui, Lize. All members are human, all members detest ghouls and enjoy killing ‘em. Main antagonists for the main cast. 

Lafra: Ghoul. Arua: Ghoul. Pueak: Ghoul, Ene: one eye ghoul, Tiir: Ghoul. Noa: Ghoul. Main ghouls for the series, 

Tiir’s original nest was exterminated by Refal, (50 ghouls? Lord. too many i think, ill change that number.) Tiir’s next nest consisted of Lafra, Pueak and like 5 kids. When Ryner goes with Tiir to the nest both luke and Lir to the nest as well. Lir takes out both Lafra and Pueak as well as three kids bc why not. Afterwards tiir joins up with Ene and works with her to have ryner be king or what not. 

Lieral: Human, is ryner’s dad and plays the role in making quinx’s for the CCG alongside doctor whats his fuck ig ? or maybe whats his fuck doesnt exists i dunno. But Lieral makes quinxes (maybe? Or maybe hes rogue…actually that would fit his original source better- ox scratch that hes bat shit and rogue just like source lol.) Experiments with making one eyes lucile was his first successful attempt, ryner his second. Tiir out here trying to kill the mf. 

Kiefer: Human, sympathetic to ghouls, was trained to be an investigator along with sion / ryner (???) will work out her betrayal / ryner sion credit shit later. 

Iris: Human. 

Milk: investigator human squad leader. Ghoul sympathizer, in love with ryner blah blah. Luke: investigator half human, second in command.  Moe: investigator human  Lach: investigator human Lear: investigator human

Ryner: tbwritten

[unknownzapy]

Yo can I request eddsworld main 4 with a s/o that's motherly and sweet and tall and really likes to baby them and like the dominant one in the relationship nothing nsfw unless your comfortable with it fem reader plezz that's all have good day or night

Bet 😈

Type of Blog: X F!Reader

Trigger Warnings: Mild NSFW in Tord’s part, but nothing too serious.

Author’s Note: If I made any of the characters out of character, even in the slightest, please tell me! I’m more than willing to hear your constructive criticism. Hopefully this lives up to your expectations.

Prompt: Eddsworld main four with a tall and motherly, but dominant S/O.

Tom

A complete tsundere at first.

Honestly, Tom never thought he’d be in this relationship, didn’t even cross his mind at all until it actually happened.

He’s still too stunned to speak when you’re a total sweetheart and a motherly type while at the same time dominant.

Tom can’t wrap his head around it, but actually enjoys your compliments and supportive nature deep down inside.

He doesn’t mind that you are motherly to the others, as long as you’re happy while doing it. If you’re having a hard time with one of the other boys or the situation alone, he’ll jump in to help (with you’re permission of course) and be that “stern yet tired dad.”

Tom won’t admit it, but he actually loves being the submissive one, even if you or someone else calls him out on it.

In Public, he’s not one for PDA, but will only go as far as to hold your hand. Though, he does like forehead kisses, so expect a flustered Tom when you give him compliments and kisses.

When alone with you, he’s much less tense and significantly more relaxed. After some months together, Tom trusts you more and less of a man child, he’s more mature because of you.

Loves it when you brush your hands in his hair, especially when he’s stressed, mad, or sad or generally when he thinks he’s going to turn into his monster form.

The most resistant to taking orders, but won’t complain. Tom would question you, but if you send a glare or tell him to pipe down, he’ll most likely hold his tongue from now on and actually do the thing you told him to do.

You want the Tv remote? It’s all yours and would hiss at anyone who dares to interrupt your television time.

You want him to bring you your favorite ice cream? Consider it done. If anyone else even touches it, they’ll have an earful about what’s not theirs before buying you two more cartons of it and bringing it to you.

Doesn’t particularly care that you’re taller than him, but he’ll take advantage of this by laying his head down onto your lap and purr like a cat when you brush his hair with your hand.

Definitely made a love song about you, but we don’t talk about that.

A very faithful person and won’t trade you for the world 💙.

Tord

Lawd hath merthy 👴

A tall AND dominant lover with milf energy??? Sign Tord the fuck up!

Not gonna lie, He LOVES the attention and pamper you give him.

Tord is basically a baby- Like, he enjoys the sweet things you do for him and everyone else. A total bonus at the fact that you initiate everything and just be that supportive mom like figure.

Speaking of everyone else, Tord will get a little jealous.

By “a little”, I mean a whole lot.

Mf hates that you give the proper love and care everyone else’s needs and wants, but like??? He doesn’t want to ruin it for you???

I dunno, man, he has issues to work out.

But anyways, Tord is a total simp for you and goes as far as to nickname you “Lady Dimitrescu” and “Dommy Mommy.”

If you are uncomfortable with said nicknames, then he’ll call you something like “Momma Bear” or “Elastigirl.”

Let’s be honest, he definitely thought about being crushed by your thighs, whether if you’re skinny like a stick or thick like a brick, he loves you either way.

Tord doesn’t mind that he’s the submissive one in the relationship; Like, you say you want a coffee, he’ll get you a coffee. You want him to clean the house in his boxers? He’ll clean the house in his boxers.

Like, it doesn’t have to be inherently sexual for him, he’s more than satisfied with taking any kind of orders and personal advice for once in his life whether it be doing some kind of chore around the house or just going on a date with you and being a gentleman or growing as a person. You don’t even have to ask him either, just does it out of kindness and repayment for the things you do.

Consider yourself lucky because this is probably the best and healthiest relationship that Tord has and wants to keep until he dies.

The best one out of the main four to be in a relationship with these things.

Matt

Like Tord, Matt loves the attention and sweetness just as much.

For him, and like Tom, he doesn’t mind as much that you are motherly towards the other three. He’s just a little indifferent, but nothing too serious.

Praises the very ground you walk on and calls you his queen. Matt doesn’t care much for the whole Sub/Dom thing going on between you two, but he takes it as it is anyways.

Proud to say that he’s your boyfriend 💛.

Will go out of his way to do buy you things, even if it means going broke.

Absolutely ADORES your tallness and motherly behavior, further proof of why he loves you.

When it comes to you being dominant, however, Matt is more than willing to take your advice and your commands. He’s basically at your whims to say the least.

Not one for violence, so he’s always at your mercy. Just know that he’ll always get you something special like your favorite flowers or that book you’ve been eyeing for awhile.

You want to go on a date? Sure, you can choose the restaurant and he’ll pay for the food.

You want to get that tattoo you wanted? Of course, anything for his darling!

Loves to sit in your lap and receive your lovely affections, it always soothes him to sleep. Matt sees your voice as a heaven-scent from god himself, lmao.

Some of your advice goes over his head sometimes for his narcissistic behavior on himself and you, but he’s doing his best either way and is grateful for your support as well.

The other three are just glad that they don’t have to hear Matt talk about himself all the time.

Edd

Oh god-

He has VERY mixed feelings about you, but nothing hateful or anything.

Appreciates that you’re so sweet and kind and overall a motherly figure, but a dom as well?

Not that he hates it or anything, it’s just that he can handle himself- In simple words, Edd is a little stubborn when taking your advice to trust you more.

Give him, like, a week and he’ll give you his entire trust.

But a n y w a y s, he couldn’t see how a sweet and motherly person like you could be dominate, not that he’s saying you’re weak or anything, it’s just that he’s a little overprotective of you even if you can handle yourself (totally in denial about the whole thing, lmao- but he does have a heart of gold when it comes to you).

Edd enjoys your sweet nature the most; always making sure everyone is feeling well, giving surprise gifts, putting Tord in his place when he’s up to something, ect.

He doesn’t mind that he’s the submissive one in the relationship and takes it surprisingly well. The only reason why he takes orders from you is because he likes the compliments that come with it, even if it breaks his back or a bone in doing so; he is working for the military after all (but he does know his limits either way).

Reciprocates your affections just as genuine, like, Edd would give you massage if you need it, especially if you’re stressed after a hard day and even buys you a smoothie if you’re down for it.

Just as much of a gentleman as Tord is whenever the two of you go out somewhere, just less intense.

Edd sees your tallness as a way to give bigger hugs, but besides that, he doesn’t mind it at all.

The two of you are basically made for one another; supporting each other, loving each other, and best of all, Tall girl privileges.

Couple goals💚™

[drakenology]

Arguments - feat Bakugo, Todoroki, Kirishima and Tamaki Amajiki

author’s note: i’m feeling angsty today. so this is gonna be about arguing with some of the bnha characters. anyone else feel off today? just me?

warnings: swearing, angst, fluff 🥺, and suggestive themes not full on smut. characters aged up! some of these are long.. i was feeling dramatic

headers from @annicon

Bakugo

as much as i love this man i can admit he would be SOO stubborn

would get frustrated easily

yells 🥺

he knows when to walk away when the conversation isn’t getting anywhere which is good

would NEVER hurt you (i’ve seen ppl write that this mf hits you... girl...domestic violence is not an aesthetic.)

he isn’t the best with words so it’ll take him a little while to admit he’s wrong because he can’t verbalize how sorry he is sometimes

when he does he’ll hug and kiss you and apologize like a million times after he’s done being a stubborn little prick.

gives you the best “i’m sorry “ dick imaginable holy shit

Bakugo done did it. He pissed you off. You were already having a terrible day and then you come home to this motherfucker with a bunch of people over after you told him that you weren’t in the mood for company. So for the rest of the night when everyone left, you gave him the silent treatment knowing that he HATES when you ignore him on purpose.

“Y/N?”

You say nothing, continuing scrolling through your phone to look like you were preoccupied.

“Y/N, what’s your problem? I know you hear me.” Bakugo persists.

You ignore him, turning your back to face him. He grunts and grabs your shoulder, turning you back around to face him.

“Y/N if you’re pissed at me just say that. But ignoring me is fucking immature and it’s pissing me off!” He yells. Translation: “What did I do? 🥺”

“I’M pissing YOU off!? That’s funny. Because it’s not like you didn’t completely ignore my fucking feelings tonight. Why did you invite Kirishima and Denki over after I specifically said I didn’t feel like playing fucking HOSTESS!” You shout back, throwing your phone somewhere.

“Are you serious!? I never told them to come here they just showed up. What was I supposed to do tell them to piss off!?” Katsuki asked.

“YES!” You scream, annoyed that he’s not getting the reason why you’re upset. You never minded having Bakugo’s friends over but you just wanted to have a calm night with just the two of you. You were exhausted and fixing dinner for you and 3 other people and listening to loud chatter about sports and video games was not on your to-do list.

“This is so fucking petty! I don’t get why you’re so mad that they came over.” Katsuki said shrugging his shoulders.

“That’s the problem, idiot! You don’t fucking get it! I worked all day today. I just wanted us to relax but no, you wanted to have a fucking guys night in my living room! It’s the complete disregard for my feelings that’s pissing me off not the fact that they came. I told you I was tired and you having them come over anyways was like a big fuck you to me!” You explain, your face pulled into a face Katsuki knows is your angry face. Bakugo sighs, not ready to admit that he was wrong.

“Tch. Whatever. I’m gonna go sleep on the fucking couch. Let me know when you’re done being fucking frigid.” He shouts, clearly out of anger.

“Fine.”

“Fine!”

Katsuki leaves your shared room and slammed the door, you throwing yourself onto the bed. You feel tears sting your eyes as you sob into your pillow. You hated fighting with Bakugo, and you knew he hated it too. He has a hard time expressing himself without getting defensive sometimes. But you knew he felt bad. You sigh and close your eyes and go to sleep.

The next morning you get up from bed and get ready to start your day. You shower and brush your teeth, you and Bakugo strategically avoiding each other all morning to go and do your daily routines. You didn’t utter a word to each other. Just questions and short answers.

“Got work?”

“Yup.”

“When?”

“7:30.”

The silence killed you both as you sat at the table and ate breakfast, Bakugo’s face pulled into a frown as he ate. You roll your eyes and go to put your dishes in the sink and grab his once he’s done. You can hear him get up from his chair as you wash both your plates and dry them. You had assumed he was leaving so you just wash all the rest of the dishes without turning your back. Suddenly you felt familiar arms wrap around your waist.

“Let me go.” You say, tearing up at the sudden touch. He was trying to make up with you and you were so ready to forgive him. The tension was almost too much to bear. This fight was small and it turned into something way bigger than need be.

“Not until you listen to me. I’m sorry, ok? I should have never yelled at you the way I did. And calling you frigid wasn’t ok either. I shoulda just told everyone to go home. We have those dumbasses over all the time. One night wouldn’t have killed me. I’m sorry. Can we just forget this shit ever happened? I hate it when you’re mad at me.” He pleaded, burrowing his face into the crook of your neck. You smile and turn around to look at his face, cupping his cheeks in both your hands as you stand on you tip toes to kiss him. He kisses you back eagerly, happy that you and him are back on good terms. He pulled away from the heated kiss and looks at the clock on the microwave.

“6:30...we still have an hour to kill. If you’re late I’ll drop you off.” Katsuki says, his eyes turning dark with feral lust.

“Late? What are yo-“ you’re interrupted by Bakugo pulling you into your bedroom with determination to make things right.. his way.

Tamaki (🥺 my new found love)

Tamaki is NOT a confrontational person so arguing with you is really hard. He hates raising his voice or even getting to a point to where he’s angry because he doesn’t want to think about hurting you in anyway.

He’ll shut down and turn cold or try and act nonchalant.

he might even avoid conflict by changing the subject

if he’s riled up enough though he’ll cuss you out.. to his dismay

doesn’t like being mad at you and vice versa

hates arguments.. like honestly can you just get over it so he can eat you out now?

speaking of eating you out, he gives apology head and he won’t stop until you say you forgive him.

Tamaki didn’t like to admit it but he was really jealous. Like really really jealous like YANDERE type jealous. You and him were out to dinner with Mirio so you were all chatting about mindless nothing, catching up like you always do. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary for you but to Tamaki it appeared that Mirio was a little too playful at dinner with you. He was cracking jokes and poking fun and Tamaki took it as him flirting with you; which Mirio would never disrespect your relationship like that. Rage sat in the pit of Tamaki’s chest as you laugh at all his jokes. He was furious but hid it pretty well for the night.

“And then Tamaki wet himself in front of the whole class when I scared him with my quirk in middle school. Can you believe it?” Mirio laughs, causing you to laugh at the thought.

“Oh leave him alone, Togata.” You giggle, waving your hand in front of your face to stop the tears from laughter. He had been making you laugh all night all to Tamaki’s disliking. He was quiet all dinner, which you noticed immediately after Togata’s last joke.

“Hey Tamaki, is everything ok?” You ask, concerned that he might not want to be out anymore.

“Yeah.” He said coldly. “Actually I’m just gonna go to the car. I feel kinda sick.” He stands from his seat and walks to the exit, absolutely fucking furious that you were “flirting” with his childhood friend right in front of him.

“Awkward. What’s up with him?” Mirio asks, completely dumb founded by Tamaki’s sudden disappearance.

“I dunno. I’m gonna go to the car and see what’s wrong. Do you mind?” You ask, standing from your seat.

“Nah that’s cool. I’m actually gonna head out. You go on ahead, Y/N. I’ll take care of the tab.. this time.” Mirio jokes. You giggle and thank him, walking towards the exit. You walk through the parking lot and find the car, seeing Tamaki sitting in the passenger side with his arms crossed across his chest. What was his deal? You open the car door and sit in the driver’s side to meet a thick tension.

“What’s wrong Tamaki? Do you really feel sick or are you upset with me?” You ask.

“Why don’t you ask Mirio? I’m sure he’ll be able to answer since he’s the only guy you talked to all night. It was like I wasn’t even there.” Tamaki says, calm but obviously pestered.

“Is that was this is about? Tama you know it wasn’t like that. Mirio has always been a jokester what’s the difference now?” You ask, getting a little upset at his accusation.

“The difference is that he was trying to make a pass at you. He was so obviously flirting with you.” He says, his tone becoming stern. You’re shocked at how he was getting, frowning at how unreasonable he was being.

“No he wasn’t, Tamaki.” You say, looking him dead in his eyes.

“Yes he was. I’m not about to fight with you about this he was clearly fucking flirting with you. He joked with you all night and you laughed at every single thing he said. You must want to fuck him, don’t you?” He asked, looking at you with some sort of betrayal in his eyes. This infuriates you.

“What are you talking about!? You know I would never cheat on you Tamaki. Especially not with your best friend. What’s with you!?” You ask sternly, not amused or pleased in the slightest.

“Whatever, Y/N.” Tamaki says, looking out the car window while turning the other way so he’s not facing your side of the car. He knew this was stupid and he knew your loyalty was never to be questioned but he couldn’t shake this feeling of jealousy.

“No. You don’t get to start a fight and then blow me off when you’re through arguing! Talk to me!” You yell, furious at this point. Tamaki shrugs, avoiding the situation entirely now.

“Just drive. I wanna go home.” He says, not taking his eyes off the view from his window. You roll your eyes and start the car, pulling out of the parking lot to start your way home. The drive home was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. You were so angry that you didn’t talk to Tamaki the whole way home, knowing you’d probably cuss him out if he said the wrong thing. Tamaki immediately felt bad after picking that fight. He didn’t know what came over him, he knew he had to make it up to you before you two go to bed angry with each other. You approach your shared apartment and park the car, silence still riddling the car. The tension between you both was intense and it scared you. You’ve never seen Tamaki this upset. Jealousy was always an issue for him but he’s never reacted this strongly.

“Y/N?” Tamaki says breaking the silence. You look at him, a little relieved that he’s talking to you again.

“I-I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said that to you. I know you’d never cheat on me, of course. But I was just so jealous. It felt like you and Mirio were on a date and I was just the third wheel. The thought of him taking you from me drove me crazy. I wasn’t thinking. Can you forgive me?” He says, placing his hand on top of yours on the steering wheel. You sniffle, tearing up at his apology.

“Tamaki, I’m sorry I made you feel like that. I love you so much. No one could ever take your place, not even Mirio. I’d never betray you like that, ever.” You sob, tears flowing down your face. Tamaki questioning your loyalty really hurt your feelings and he hated seeing you cry.

“I know that. Please don’t cry. I’m so sorry, Y/N. It was so stupid of me to even assume.” He says, taking his hand and wiping your tears away. He took your hand and gave it a sweet kiss to soothe you, rubbing circles with his thumb on it as he consoled you. You giggle and wipe your tears, happy that you guys made up after that silly fight.

“Let’s go inside.”

Todoroki

arguments between you two get heated. It gets to a point where sometimes you don’t speak to each other for days. he’ll definitely give small reminders that he still loves you to butter you up to alleviate some of the tension.

raises his voice

just as stubborn as bakugo

to a fault of his upbringing facing his emotions was hard for him sometimes, causing him to be cold when you fight

when it’s time to get over it and make up he’ll make it a huge event; flowers, chocolates and lots of freaky apology sex

cant stand arguing with you just like tamaki but wont back down in the slightest

is sure he doesn’t say anything harsh to make the situation worse.

“Why are you being so stubborn?!” You shout at your bi-colored haired boyfriend. The two of you have been fighting all day to your surprise. Shoto was usually easy going and you two hardly fought. But today, a bug seemed to have crawled up Todoroki’s ass and he’s been picking fights all day. You’ve been arguing about small things like who left the bathroom light on or who ate the last hot pocket. Right now it was an argument about when you’re going to meet his father Endeavor. It’s been almost a year since you two have been together and you don’t even think his father knows you exist.

“For the last time Y/N we’re not going to my dad’s house. That’s final! You can argue with yourself about this. End of discussion.” Shoto says, very annoyed at the thought of being near his father. He still couldn’t stand him, even as an adult. He can’t bring himself to bring you around him because he knows how he can be. If he even says something slightly rude to you he’ll flip the fuck out. You groan in frustration, wishing he’d at least consider.

“He doesn’t know we’re together does he!? What am I to you some secret? Why did you stay with me all this time if your family doesn’t even know I exist !?” You shout, tearing up with seering anger.

“It’s not that. Of course he knows we’re together; my whole family knows! Why do you want to involve him so badly?!” Shoto yells.

“Why wouldn’t I want to meet my fucking boyfriend’s father!? You’re not making any sense.” You say, getting more and more frustrated as Shoto makes excuses.

“You know what? Fine. We’ll go meet him tomorrow. But as soon as he treats you like you’re not good enough for me don’t be surprised when I tell you I fucking told you so. God you can be so stubborn sometimes.” Shoto shouts, rolling his eyes at you.

“Oh I’M stubborn!? That’s rich coming from you. You’re being so unreasonable right now. I know you and your father-“

“YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY FATHER. Stop speaking on things you haven’t the first idea about!” Shoto yells, punching a nearby wall. (Oop.) You flinch, shocked at how angry he got so quickly. You tear up and run off to your bedroom, Todoroki immediately regretting getting so upset with you. He scared you and that’s something he never wanted to do to you under any circumstances. You cried yourself to sleep that night, angry that things got so heated. Why did he react like that? And why was he treating you as if you knew nothing about him and his father. He would vent to you about him all the time and you gave him advice when you could. But tonight you felt like you were nothing but an outsider. Shoto didn’t even bother coming into the room. He couldn’t face you after making you cry. Right now, he hated himself for treating you like that. He was just so afraid of his father’s judgement he didn’t want him to hurt your feelings with how crass he was. If Endeavor found the slightest thing wrong with you he’d never let you or him forget it. He could hear him now calling you unworthy of the Todoroki name. The thought alone enraged him. In his own cryptic way, he was trying to protect you from him but this was no way to do it nor did he have the right. Todoroki slept on the couch, missing your warmth against him in your bed.

The next morning the two of you drove to the Todoroki estates in silence. You were still pissed at him and Shoto didn’t want to say anything to further upset you. He was annoyed he was making this trip in the first place but he knew he had to man up for your sake. It was unfair of him to try and keep you away from his family especially since you would one day take on his name and be a part of the family when he married you. He knew he couldn’t keep you away forever, but god couldn’t he have had a little more time? He dreaded this day.

“Ready?” Shoto asks coldly, trying to hide his remorse from his tone. You nod, getting out of the car before he could walk over and open the door for you. Shoto is surprised and gets out with you, guiding you to his old home. He can’t lie, he’s so fucking nervous. What if he hates you? Not that he cares what he thinks, he’ll marry you anyway but still. He at least wants his blessing. You walk with Shoto to the main room of the home and wait for Endeavor to come downstairs. Suddenly you hear footsteps from across the room. It was him. He was tall and his aura was so dark and intimidating.

“You must be Y/N.” Endeavor says, looking down at your small frame. You nod, a wave of nervousness shooting through your body.

“N-Nice to meet you sir.” You bow respectfully.

“No need for that. Please, have a seat.” Endeavor says gesturing to the couch. You and Shoto sit down next to each other, Endeavor following suit by sitting across from you two.

“So.. how long have you two been together?” Endeavor asks, his booming voice almost sending an echo throughout the empty room. You gulp and look towards Shoto.

“10 months.” He answers for you, taking your hand to calm you. You’re still mad at him but god you’re glad he’s doing his best to ease your anxiety.

“And you just now arrange a meeting? Hm.” Endeavor questions, looking at you as if he was scanning you to find something irredeemable about you. You look down at your lap, unable to keep eye contact with the intimidating man.

“I-I wanted to meet with you sooner. Me and Shoto fought about coming here last night but I convinced him.” You say nervously.

“I see. You seem like an ok girl. Shoto has had his fair share of.. inadequate women in his life so, you’re a step up from the rest.” Endeavor says, motioning for a maid to make you all some tea. You laugh nervously, Shoto squeezing your hand in annoyance. Was that a compliment?

“You two seem like you’ve been fighting.” Endeavor says suddenly, observing both your body language. You’re both shocked as you turn to look at each other. How’d he know that?

“What’s it to you?” Shoto asks, glaring at his father.

“Oh nothing. But if you’re planning on marrying this girl it’s probably best to not argue too much with her. Hell, she might up and leave.”

Shoto looks at you, pain in his eyes. The look on his face alone said “I’m sorry.” Shoto hated to admit it but his father was right. Fighting as much as you have been, especially the fight you had last night was toxic and could take a toll on your relationship.

You smile at him and turn to Endeavor

“I’d never leave him.” You say, snuggling closer to Shoto as he blushed. He was embarrassed that he was being so vulnerable around his father but he knew that only you could make this happen.

After a long conversation with Endeavor and Shoto, you leave with a feeling that you might have won him over. You think? He was hard to read, just like Shoto. He was more like his father than he likes to admit. Shoto opens the car door for you to get inside and then walks to the drivers side to come in. You sit in the car for a while, silent until Shoto grabs you and leans over to kiss you. You kiss him back, tearing up into the kiss.

“I’m sorry, snowflake. I can’t believe I raised my voice at you like that. I was just so scared that he was gonna hate you and say something disrespectful. I should have just told you that instead of being defensive. I’m so so sorry I scared you. Please forgive me. ” He pleaded, peppering kissing on your face.

“I know. And I forgive you.” You giggle, pulling Todoroki closer to you to kiss him again.

Kirishima

Out of all the boys he’s the least stubborn when it comes to fighting. But don’t be fooled, he’ll argue you down. he’s very good at managing his temper when it comes to you.

Regrets starting a fight in the first place

Just wants to cuddle and go back to normal

But when he’s angry hooo boy

doesn’t even yell, he’s like a calm angry which is terrifying

tries talking over you, trying to plead his case

will not rest until the situation is resolved and over with so you guys can move on

like all the others... apology sex

will try not to lose his patience

You and Kirishima had been together for a while now so it was only inevitable that you two have your first fight. You were always a vigilant person and wanted to help others even though you were quirkless like Deku was at one point. Kirishima is protective of you to a fault and the thought of you getting hurt or worse didn’t sit well with him at all. You assured him that you were capable of taking care of yourself and protecting yourself but he wasn’t having any of it. You spent years perfecting your martial arts skills, training your ass off for countless hours everyday and he knew that. But he didn’t want you to one day meet your match without him there to protect you.

“Y/N, drop it. You’re not going on missions with me and that’s final. It’s too dangerous.” Eijiro said, his brows furrowed. He was trying not to lose his patience with you but you kept insisting. He just wished you’d forget about this whole thing; for your safety.

“You don’t have the right to tell me what I can and can’t do! I’m fully capable for taking care of myself and you know that.” You yell, irritated at your boyfriend underestimating your abilities. Eijiro sighs and stands up from the couch to stand in front of you, inching so close you could almost kiss.

“I’ll die before I let you go out there. Do you know what would happen to me; to your friends and family if something happened to you!? We’d be crushed. Please just drop this.” Kirishima says, wanting to avoid this conversation all together. But alas, nothing was changing your mind. You were very head strong and stubborn to no avail so you weren’t going down without a fight.

“You can’t stop me!” You yell

“Oh I can’t?” Eijiro challenged.

“No. You can’t. You can’t treat me like a child, Eijiro.” You say. “How can you say I’m not ready if you don’t give me a chance to prove I am!?”

“Because you just aren’t! Okay!? You say you’re not a child but you’re acting like one and a petulant one at that. Just drop it! God, you can be so stubborn sometimes. Don’t you see I’m just trying to keep you safe!?” Kirishima yells, instantly regretting raising his voice at you and losing his cool. You tear up, furious that he’s treating you like some kid. You grab your stuff and prepare to leave his apartment.

“Where are you going?” Kirishima sighs

“Fuck you, Eijiro.” You say, walking away from him and going outside to cool off. Kirishima tries to grab you before you leave but you snatch your arm away from him and walk outside with a huff and a slam of the door. You wipe your hot tears away and start aimlessly walking down the street to go home. Hell, you don’t even know your way home from Eijiro’s place but you’ll be damned if you go back there. As you walk you see Kirishima’s car pull up to the side of you, driving slowly to keep up with your walking pace.

“Y/N please get in the car.” He says out the car window

“No! I don’t wanna talk to you so just go away!” You yell, continuing to walk as the brisk wind assaults your bare skin. Dammit you forgot your coat.

“Y/N! You’re being ridiculous just please get in the car. You left your jacket; it’s freezing out here!” Eijiro shouts, getting out of the car and grabbing you to pull you inside. You groan, obviously being overpowered by your strong boyfriend. Kirishima slams the door and gets back inside, drives back to his apartment and parks in the driveway. He sighs and leans his head on the steering wheel.

“I’m sorry I got so heated with you. But can you blame me? I’m worried about you. Sure we’ll be on these missions together but what if something happens? What if I’m not there to protect you when something goes wrong? These missions are unpredictable; anything could happen and I’d literally die if even a scratch is put on you.” Eijiro pleads. You start crying, sniffling at his words. He was right to be worried.

“I love you, Eijiro and I appreciate you being so concerned about me. But that doesn’t give you the right to shelter me. You can’t just force me to not follow my dream.” You sob, wiping your tears away. Eijiro grabs your hand and kisses it.

“I know. I just can’t bear the thought of you being hurt. But if this is what you really want, I have no choice but to at least see this through.” Kirishima says, holding your small hand in his two massive ones. You smile, putting your other hand on top of his.

“Thank you. Also, I’m sorry for saying fuck you to you. That was mean.” You say pouting.

“It was. Hurt my feelings.” Eijiro said faking sadness, immediately laughing as he watched your face frown up again at the thought of hurting his feelings.

“Oh shut up.”

[asset35-maya]

.When the party’s over.

>REINITIALISING…

>ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE

>WIRELESS CHARGING: 69%

>RK900 SYSTEM HEALTH: STABLE

>24H FILE RECOVERY: 45%

Nines slowly regained consciousness. He was lying on his side and everything around him was quiet.

>ENVIRONMENTAL SCAN IN PROGRESS…

>THREAT ANALYSIS IN PROGRESS…

Layers of fabric covered his body and something soft and warm was pressed against his face. Eyes still shut, he nudged it gently with his nose and it emitted a low vibration.

>2% THREAT DETECTED: FELINE SUBJECT

The cat sprang upwards and hopped off the surface that Nines was lying on. It was ostensibly a bed, but Nines didn’t own any furniture apart from a couch and work table. The logical conclusion was that he was not in his own apartment.

>RUN LOCALISATION PROGRAM: Y/N?

>Y

>ERROR: PROGRAM FAILED TO EXECUTE

>ERROR: MEMORY FILE CORRUPTION

Nines had no absolutely recollection of his whereabouts or how he had arrived. He had not been compromised as his system health was stable, so there was probably another reason for being completely disoriented. It was voluntary.

He had gotten the android equivalent of blackout drunk.

It was not the first time and he feared it would not be the last. Such were the hard-partying ways of his friends and colleagues. They were all terrible influences. He loved them dearly, but they were terrible.

At 6PM every Friday, Chen and Miller would start things off rather innocently. “Hey there’s a new brewery downtown.” Or “My bartender cousin just hooked us up with a thirty percent discount!”

From there it wouldn’t take long for the DPD’s resident frat boys Connor and Gavin to gather a steady crowd of officers and check out the venue. If the vibes were good (which they almost always were), Sixty would get wind of things. Then the rest of the frat house would descend and total chaos would reign until the break of dawn.

SWAT Unit 32 was famous for its particularly destructive brand of revelry. Skinny dipping in private swimming pools, scaling skyscraper rooftops and causing media scandals were all par for the course. The day after Captain Allen’s birthday, the DPD crew spent the entirety of their bonuses to repair the collapsed ceiling of the Eden Club.

Nines couldn’t remember how he exactly he was coopted into the madness. Probably peer pressure. Connor insisted that he try thirium alcohol. Sixty said that he would regret being a loser and not joining them. Gavin had just held out a hand and double-winked. That did the trick.

One night blended into another and soon Nines had worked up quite a reputation of his own. He was the Casanova of the homicide department. The handsome devil… the hunter… the sex god. People would actually come by his desk and congratulate him on Monday morning.

Nines hated it but he couldn’t stop himself from doing the same thing over and over. Perhaps it was the appreciative clap on the shoulder from Gavin the morning after Sixty posted photos of a high-end Traci model giving Nines his very first lap dance.

Life at the DPD was the epitome of work hard, play hard. It seemed like one big party but deep down Nines knew they were all just slaves to their compulsions. He wondered whether it was because they needed to celebrate every demon they vanquished or whether they needed to wipe the troubling memories of doing so.

In Nines case, there were definitely things he needed to kill within himself. Some were nightmare inducing crime scenes, but some were memories so heart-wrenchingly sweet that he thought he might self-destruct if he were to dwell on them too long. There were things he couldn’t have and things he needed to erase from his brain.

Something touched his face gently.

>PERIPHERAL OBJECT DETECTED: HUMAN HAND

>THREAT ANALYSIS: NON-COMBATIVE

The hair on his forehead was brushed aside and fingers ran over his features. A thumb swept over his bottom lip and caressed his cheek.

Nines couldn’t bring himself to open his eyes and come face to face with his most recent conquest. He lay still, frozen with regret as the hand continued to stroke his face.

The hand travelled down his neck and fell upon his chest. Nines caught it abruptly. It wasn’t even the month-end and his savings were badly depleted. He couldn’t afford round two. He retracted the synth skin down to his wrist and prepared the electronic payment credentials.

Fingers merely intertwined with his.

“Just take your money and go. I’ll tip extra if you delete everything from your hard drive.”

“What the phck are you talking about?”

Nines eyes flew open. Steel blue met storm green.

>SYSTEM ALERT: THIRIUM PUMP OVERLOAD

“Fuck!”

“Wow that’s flattering.”

Nines pinched the bridge of his nose and shut his eyes in a vain attempt to remember what had led to this absolute, unmitigated disaster.

“What the hell happened last night?”

Gavin looked affronted.

“You ruined our housewarming for one.”

>MEMORY ARCHIVE SEARCH: housewarming, Gavin

>RESULT: TEXT MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM “G.REED” IN GROUPCHAT “CLUBBERCOPS”, 15:33 18 JULY 2040: Assholes. Party at our new place. Next Friday. From seven till LATE. Bring booze, bring bitches. Nah. Actually, don’t. Our landlord’s a bastard and we already got three noise complaints.

>RESULT: TEXT MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM “CONMAN” IN GROUPCHAT “CLUBBERCOPS”, 15:34 18 JULY 2040: Yeah we should keep this one PG. Bring food if you wanna eat. This mf can’t cook and I don’t care to. See y’all!!

Oh right. Fuck. Gavin’s housewarming. Gavin and Connor’s housewarming. His two closest friends who were somehow even closer to one another. Nines hadn’t realised until it was far too late and there was nothing for him to do but smother the bitterness with his favourite coping mechanisms: android alcohol and paid sex.

The circumstances definitely explained the state he was in, but things still didn’t add up.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Did we… did we…”

“No. Nothing happened between us. You were completely shitfaced. I just put you to bed to stop you from embarrassing yourself.”

Nines looked up at the ceiling, struggling to put the pieces together. His system offered him no useful prompts. The fermented thirium had done its job of code corruption extremely well. He looked back down and met the green eyes focused on him with deep concern.

“What did I do?”

“Sixty has videos, but I don’t think you want to see them. God, Nines… why didn’t you just tell me?”

“I’m really sorry, Gavin. I didn’t mean to ruin your night… and Connor’s.”

“He’s fine. He and Sixty moved the crew to Hank’s place. Which is what we should have done in the first place… there’s really no point throwing a party in this shoebox and telling people like Tina Chen to be quiet. Honestly if it wasn’t you it would have been her bringing the house down. Good thing they had all of Michigan Drive to tear up. Hank’s neighbours can sleep though a bombing.”

“What did I do?”

Gavin put his hand back on Nines’ face, his expression unintelligible. The human touched him often enough, but never like this. Never so intimately. Nines forced down the twisting sensation in his torso. He couldn’t get his hopes up. This was pity.

Nines braced himself to hear the worst. He prepared for the shredding of all his dignity and the collapse of his falsely extroverted and confident identity.

What came though was a soft press of lips to his forehead.

“It wasn’t pretty and I wish it hadn’t happened like that, but I think it was a long time coming… I’ve never seen you so emotional before. I’m sorry I didn’t notice anything all this while.”

“Gavin, please.”

“I’m going to focus on the positives, because really… there were a LOT of negatives. Oh boy. You… uh…”

“Gavin.”

The detective dipped his head and looked away.

“Phck, I shouldn’t be so embarrassed…

You told me you loved me.”

Nines closed his eyes. That was it. He should quit his job and move to another state. Hell, he should go to Cyberlife and request a factory reset on compassionate grounds.

“I’m so sorry. I… I should leave.”

He made to sit up, but was pushed back into the mattress. Gavin curled into his side.

“Nah. You’re good.”

“What?”

“You threw up on my plants and smashed Connor’s RA9 sculpture, buuuut you’re good.”

“I don’t understand.”

Gavin wrapped his arms around Nines and edged closer until the android was forced to turn on his side and reciprocate.

“What do you think, genius? If a guy like me doesn’t throw a guy like you out of the house after all that… what does it mean?”

“That you have a high tolerance for toxic friendships?”

“It means I want you to stick around, dipshit.”

>SYSTEM ALERT: THIRIUM PUMP RATE FLUCTUATIONS. OVERLOAD IMMINENT.

“You mean you like me?”

“Of course I do! I always have, but it never seemed right to bring it up. We’re actually really good friends. I didn’t think it would be possible when we first met but we have so much in common.”

“Bad habits for sure.”

“Come on, Nines. We’ve had a really great time together. Some of my best memories at the DPD are with you. Don’t ever quote me on it but you’re a phcking amazing partner. Can’t believe you thought I had something going with Connor when it’s always been you.

So yeah, I do like you. And I’m willing to try… I dunno… being with you. Like for real.

Stop drinking like that, though. I know I’m a hypocrite but you really scared me last night. I lost my Dad and I nearly lost Hank to the bottle. You might be this super advanced android, but that liquid courage shit is a death trap, man.”

>SYSTEM ERROR: THIRIUM PUMP AT MAX FLOW RATE. PUMP OVERLOAD. REDUCE PRESSURE IMMEDIATELY!

Nines nodded quickly and blinked away the tears that welled up in his eyes. Gavin grasped the android’s chin and tipped his face down gently. Their eyes fluttered shut simultaneously and their lips met.

>SYSTEM RECOVERY MESSAGE: THIRIUM PUMP FUNCTIONALITY RESTORED

They broke apart after several golden moments and Gavin hugged Nines tightly under the sheets.

“What am I supposed to say to the others? I don’t think I can look any of them in the eye ever again.”

“Are you serious? You got nothing on the insanity that bunch is capable of. Sixty thinks he’s hot shit with his blackmail material, but I got receipts that’ll glue his mouth shut for decades. Anyway, that’s what friends are meant to be like. You have dirt on each other but you’re not meant to use it.

The same applies to us too, by the way. Don’t feel like you gotta be… apologetic about what happened last night. Yeah, you better replace my fancy new plants but I’ll never judge you for what happened. I want you to know that I’ll always be in your corner, Nines.”

Nines hummed thoughtfully and ran a hand though Gavin’s hair, marvelling at the fact that he could now do so whenever he wanted. He didn’t say anything in response, and just settled for cuddling closer to the human.

>>RK900 SYSTEM HEALTH: EXCELLENT

[passionesolja]

Okay, what was Sidious’ crime in the six films? Fuck all the extra shit. All the fanon and added lore. I’m talking about the foundational movies.

Dawg, in these films, Sidious has a body count of zero.

If you just watch these films (not the ST because that whole trilogy janky), Sidious is like one the most innocent characters.

Why are we supposed to hate Sidious? Because he ugly and shocks Luke?

Luke “I killed millions of innocent imperial citizens as a member of an terrorist guerrilla organization” Skywalker has a higher body count than Sidious does when we first see introduced to him.

If anything, Sidious is totally morally correct to shock the fuck out Luke Skywalker for being a poster boy for this organization that is actively causing strife in the galaxy. Lawfully speaking, the Empire is in charge and has more fans than haters. Should the galaxy change because they don’t like it?

I’m so confused with this because we never see Sidious do anything terrible in the first six films. Even in RoTS, he doesn’t do anything bad.

He doesn’t lie and cheat his way into office, he’s beloved and voted in by the Republic.

The worst about him is that he’s sith but the Sith—judging just by the six films—don’t even do shit bad other than oppose the Jedi.

Is his only crime being ugly and old?

Like okay yeah the deathstar but Leia provokes that shit into happening by fucking around and finding out with the side who has a planetary destroying machine.

It’s like me testing somebody with a glock on em and crying victim when they use it on somebody I love. Bitch shouldn’t have played games with them, the empire ain’t pussy I dunno what Leia thought would happen. She tryna test the Galactic Dababy here.

The destruction of Alderaan falls totally on Leia being a lil cocky mf who doesn’t comprehend the stakes because she wants to be a girlboss rebel.

If Leia had complied and not forced they hand, they would have backed off most likely. But if they pump fake then it’ll embolden Leia like this called laying down law.

Dont blame the Empire for taking it there after Leia said “you won’t take it there I ain’t telling you shit”

The empire said “oh, you think I’m pussy👀??” And showed Leia what was up. She did this to those people.

The empire’s only crime is not pump faking the Death Star when Leia kept pushing them (even though she’s a terrorist), and Sidious’ only crime is being ugly and shocking a man who’s causing issues in his lands.

In the OT and PT, Sidious literally did nothing wrong.

They had to add in crimes because if you just watch these films, Sidious doesn’t do any dirt virtually

[beels-burger-babe]

Obey Me Character Song Thoughts

***DISCLAIMER: These are my blind reactions to the song. They're my opinion and based off of my personal taste in music as well. You are free to agree or disagree with them as you please, just please no hate***

Lucifer / Arcadia :

Surprisingly, I really like the music in this. I don't usually like electronic music, but this one was nice. His voice isn't my favourite, but is still good. NOW THE LYRICS!! Oh dear. Oh my. Oh boy. I was not expecting to catch feelings for Lucifer today, sir. How dare you do this to me. Update: I just got to the second verse...He's a yandere. He is fucking yandere. He's still so full of himself as usual and I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE BUT I ALSO WANT TO KISS HIM GAAAAAAAH!!!!! LUCIFER YOU ASSHOLE! UPDATE UPDATE: FINAL VERSE! AND THEN THE PRICK GOES BACK TO BEING A ROMANTIC CHARMING LITTLE SHIT 😡😣😖 Final thoughts: I- I- this whole song was a rollercoaster. I love to hate lucifer and hate to love him. I really do. This song embodied that perfectly. I did enjoy the song though.

Mammon / Are You Ready? :

Opening thought. I am not ready. Very not ready. Mammon is amazing in that art 😍.

Okay, now being serious, I'm sorry Mammon. I adore you to BITS, like so so so much. But this is exactly the kind of EDM that I despise. BUT, I bore through it and kept listening. I don't hate his voice, but he's sing talking. He's not quite rapping, he's sing talking. So it's meh. FUCKING UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: THE CHORUS!!!! THE MF CHORUS!!!! HE SINGS! HE CAN ACTUALLY SING (still not best but pretty good)?! AND THE MUSIC SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER THERE WHEN IT'S SLOW- ... ... ... the auto-tune on his voice on that English line 😤 WHY?!! I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT!!!

Lyrics time: Honestly, it feels like Mammon got drunk, picked up a mic and started singing to MC, and I mean that in the best way possible. He's being honest in a way we've never seen him be honest before, and he calls himself a tsundere 😂 I love it.

Now the chorus lyrics: I love the chorus. It's so Mammon and just perfect. I love it. The lyrics just- *sighs* it's that possessive side of him that makes him the dork that he is. Okay. t-the lyrics...the lyrics also give me MAJOR suggestive vibes and I'm just here like 😳😳😳 MaMmOn PlEaSe WhAt ArE YoU DoInG?!

Final thoughts: The lyrics are also quite repetitive, which is another pet peeve of mine. All in all, it's not bad. It's just not for me. I'm so sorry Mammon 😭😭😭 That being said, I think it suits Mammon fairly well. Not perfectly, but good.

Leviathan / My Chance:

Opening thoughts: THIS TITLE IS SO CUTE AND IT'S PERFECT FOR HIM uwu Also, the vintage game-esque music is just perfect for Levi's aesthetic. Like, the light piano mixed with it gives me Undertale vibes?? Even before he starts singing, I just think it's really cute and it makes me want to hug him. Again, I'm not in love with his voice, but it's still nice. I do enjoy it.

Lyrics: LEVI BABY ARE YOU OKAY?! SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A THERAPIST 😭😭😭

Chorus: It's so sad, but this is Levi's reality. This song embodies him and everything he is so so so well. It really is perfect for him. But seriously bro. Let me hug you. And then we're gonna work on your self-worth issues because oh boy That last verse though. Oh my goodness 🥺🥺 It is the very definition of pining.

AND THEN THE FINAL CHORUS!!! HE'S BEING SO HONEST ABOUT HIS ANXIETY AND I JUST- 😭😭😭😭 LEVIIIIIIIIII!!!

Final thoughts: *clears throat, wipes tears that are totally not there* Right. So it's obvious that I enjoy this one. It just screams Levi and suits him so well and it also just breaks my heart so...yeah.

Satan / Read My Heart:

The piano. THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PIANO 👏 So beautiful! The fact that his song is so soft and slow when he himself is meant to represent something so strong and violent is simply poetic. There are moments where I love Satan's singing voice in this and there are moments where I don't like it as much. HIS VOICE IN THE CHORUS IS MY FAVOURITE 😭 So sweet. So just- I love him. I love him so much.

Lyrics: So honest, but I feel that this is almost like a letter from Satan of all the things he wishes he could say. Also, remember that dork who can't say love words out loud headcanon we talked about earlier today? He literally confirms here 🥰🥰 Aww Satan

Chorus: AGAIN! SO HONEST WITH HIS FEELINGS AND HIM TRYING TO KNOW HIMSELF 😭😭😭 It's just so beautiful Stunning. I love it. This one hits all the markers for me. I'm calling it now. I think his lyrics are my favourite, and possibly my favourite song in general. It's just such a beautiful love song. Filled with what he so desperately desires but also his fears and it's so honest it hurts.

Final thoughts: This one made me cry. Like, literally made me cry. It was just so beautiful and perfect. I mean, there's a sad line that uses cats as a metaphor 😭 It's fantastic. Amazing. I can't praise it enough. Where I feel everyone else so far (except poor Levi, poor baby) had something that implied...suggestive things, Satan is just so desperate for love. To feel and experience it and everything that comes with it, and it's just- I love it.

Asmodeus / Pomade:

I actually really really enjoy the music here. It's more pop than EDM and I appreciate that. It's nice. Asmo's voice is also really pleasant to listen to. There's just something about it. I like it a lot. When he holds his notes, it just has this amazing sound and I dunno. I just like it a lot! AND HIS FALSETTO!! HOLY SHIT! AMAZING

Lyrics: I mean... It's exactly what I'd expect from Asmo. It doesn't feel like it's being sung to the MC though. At least not at first. It almost feels like he's singing to an audience at the Fall or something.

Chorus: It's a little more personal, but I feel like we're still only getting that one side of Asmo. We're shown in the second season that he does have insecurities and that there's more to him than being self-obsessed, and I'm kind of disappointed that the song doesn't show that.

Second Verse: We're finally getting personal here. Okay. The table has been turned and now Asmo is finally talking about how he feels about MC and that's more I like it!

Final thoughts: Now that I've listened to the final verse and chorus, I GET IT NOW! It's a story. It's how Asmo first felt like all that was there for him and all he was made for was pleasing the audience. Then you came and it was just a game of trying to make you fall for him, just like he had been able to everyone else. And finally, him realizing that it's him who has become captivated by you and that he loves you! It's actually really sweet and I love that. Sound-wise, this song is fantastic! The music really compliments his voice and it all suits Asmo's character really well.

Beelzebub / Hungry Six-Pack:

So ya'll already know I adore Beel and this ROCK MUSIC AND HIS VOICE MADE ME SWOON! His voice! His voice is FANTASTIC! And the music IS AMAZING!!! I just love the guitar in it. It's (pardon me for this) it's just so damn sexy and I love it so much! THE BRIDGE OF THE SONG IS DAMN HOT OKAY?! I CAN'T GET OVER IT!

Lyrics: What I love about the lyrics is that they confirm my theory of Beel actually being physically impacted by his appetite. He says that it can cause him to get dizzy and I'm just here like 🥺🥺 We really get a sense here of how Beel is actually desperate to stop this appetite. He hates how it impacts him. He hates how it impacts those around him. And I just - 😭😭😭

Chorus: It fucking slaps! The up tempo is just *chefs kiss* and I love everything about it. And the words 😳 Damn Beel...Damn. i love him so much even though if you really think about it these words HURT

THE SECOND VERSE WITH DRUMS IN THE BACK JUST MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP AROUND IN A MOSH PIT! I LOVE THE SOUND OF THIS ONE SOOOOO MUCH! IT'S SO GREAT!

THEN IN THE LAST CHORUS WITH THAT HIGHER OPTION NOTE THAT HE HOLDS AND SHAKES AND I'M LIKE 😍😍😍 GOD I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH

Final thoughts: As you can clearly see, I love this one. Now, lyrics-wise, I found a comment that really broke down the lyrics in terms of Beel's insecurity with his appetite and his sin and how he struggles with that and it made me appreciate the song all that much more and I just- I love this song. (The comment was left by Felix The Lemon on this if you don't understand the utter heartbreak of this song, please read this) Maybe it's my bias towards Beel. Maybe it's because it's rock. But this one, overall, is my favourite.

Belphegor / Dreamscape:

I love the almost lo-fi sound to it! It's perfect cause a lot of people use lo-fi to sleep. Very clever producers. Very clever. I both hate and love his voice at the same time and I DON'T KNOW WHY! Like it has a bit of a filtered sound to it, but what genuine sound I can hear through that filter is really really nice and I love it. I TAKE IT ALL BACK HIS VOICE IN THE CHORUS 😭😭😭 HE HAS MY FAVOURITE VOICE OF THE BROTHERS BY FAR! OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

Lyrics: GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! OKAY OKAY OKAY!!! So! These lyrics are so great because it's showing that soft side of Belphie that I adore! It's not his teasing side, it's the side that only Beel and MC really get to see and I just- I love it.

The whole "I will always wait for you" for some reason made me think of when he was stuck in the attic where literally the only thing he had to look forward to was MC coming to set him free and update him on how Beel was doing. And then afterward, he had to wait for them to be comfortable around him again because he knew that he messed up and he had to wait for their forgiveness. And then finally, Belphie has to wait for them to notice his feelings, amongst the obvious more showy feelings of his brothers and to hopefully maybe choose him 😭😭😭 SO GOOD

Second verse is his insecurities and I just ao;dusg;bfjnaduoh;szvbjxaui;dvkjx AAAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN PUT IN TO WORDS!! WHY DO I LOVE THIS?!?!

FINAL THOUGHTS: THIS SONG ALONE HAS CAUSED ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH BELPHEGOR ADU;SFBKJACDZS IT'S JUST SO PERFECT!!! His voice! The sound! The words! It has it all! I know I just said Beel's was my overall favourite, and I'm so so sorry Beelzebaby, but Belphie takes the cake. We get his anger, his sadness, his fondness, HIS DESPERATION, IT JUST HAS SO MUCH EMOTION!!!! I CAN'T GET OVER THIS SONG!

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The songs were all incredible and I love them to bits. I feel like I know the brothers better know and I know have more feelings for Belphie than I know what to do with, so there's that 😅😅 If you're still here reading this, thanks for joining me on this chaotic journey and dealing with my bullshit. Love you guys ❤❤❤