#early bird au

[brushstrokes-art]

i'd like to introduce you to my fun au where ghost summons the grimm troupe like, super duper early, featuring a less-explored stage of my ghost interpretation's development: the Undomesticated Wasteland Creature.

[kawaiichibiart]

Fuck it, I'm sticking with Early Bird AU as the official name for Felix becoming Argos early. Anyways

Early Bird AU Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Marinette: This is such a bad idea...

Felix: Then why are you coming along?

Marinette: One of us needs to be able to talk Sabrina's dad out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Marinette: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it...

Felix, knowing what she's going to say: Just rip the bandage off.

Marinette: It’s Adrien.

Felix: I fucking knew it. Put the bandage back on.

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Marinette: HELP! I TOLD ADRIEN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I FORGOT THAT I WAS GOING TO COOK!

Felix, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag because he knows it irks her: And you thought I could help?

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Ladybug: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Argos: Okay, but in my defense, Chat Noir bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Ladybug: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Chat Noir: Argos and I were patrolling, and this dude drove by and honked at us-

Ladybug: *Sighing* What did Argos do?

Chat Noir: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Argos: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Ladybug: WHY. why did you give Chat Noir a KNIFE?! HE HAS THE POWERS OF DESTRUCTION FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

Argos: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Besides, his powers work only one time.

Ladybug: Now I feel unsafe!

Argos, sarcastically: I’m sorry.

Argos: ... would you like a knife?

[namelessayakashi]

[kheprriverse]

Goddess Majora, Embodiment of Chaos. Also just a really large bug.

Below the cut is some lore + a little bit of me rambling about Majora’s design (and then a little more ab hylia)

Some Majora Lore

Not created by the golden goddesses but instead came to be from Hylia and Demise’s growing conflict with one another. After attempting to take Hylia down herself, Majora was then sealed away underneath the canyons of Ikana.

She would, later on at least, be reawakened by a still-mortal Ko’jin as Hylia’s seal began to weaken. She fled deeper into Ikana’s canyons and disguised herself as one of its people. Coincidentally, Ikana’s missing queen reunited with her people around the same time.

Ko’jin is chosen by Golden Goddess Farore to be her opposition.

Design thoughts

Some changes from her previous post, a more simple design so I can draw her more often. I really like her new wing patterns, mimicking phoenix (or peacock) feathers as a couple other deities do as well. She’s just a bit more obvious about it.

A lot of the deities, spirits, and other characters that answer under Hylia (or are allied with her) have diamonds in their designs as an homage to her as a common theme (FD’s dragon whiskers as an example). Majora just straight takes the pheonix feathers and runs with it. No diamonds on this damn bug, just pure imitation.

On that note, though, it makes me kinda wanna redesign her antennae to go further. But we’ll see how I feel when I start drawing her more.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 213

“Hey spooks, is there an actual reason you never like, eat?” Hal ignored Superman’s rather expressive don’t motions, leaning over the meeting table. He also ignored how everyone else’s conversations quieted, staring straight at Batman instead. 

It was hard to tell if said vigilante was looking at him, what with the whited out eyes, but the sheer judgment that seemed to waft off of him did the job just fine. “Like, I get you’re paranoid and everything and- hey!” Batman stood up suddenly, practically striding out of the room mid conversation. Superman gave them all an unreadable look, shaking his head and following. Well. Touchy subject then.  Though it was another point to the vampire bet too.

“I understand not telling them anything about the situation, B, but there’s going to be rumors about this now, you know?” A hand rested on Bruce’s shoulder, the weight comforting to the deathly cold that always covered his skin. Kal. Clark. Whichever was better for work. 

He clicked, shaking his head. “It doesn’t matter,” he muttered. “... the kids would like to see you again if you’re open.” 

Clark snorted, smiling softly. “You know you can just say you don’t want to be alone right now B…” Lies and slander. He was perfectly fine being alone for long stretches of time. Used to it even. He just also perhaps had been reminded of… other times. Better and worse ones. 

[sincerely-sofie]

(Sprite sources)

[turianmailman]

"Oh, hey Fakir! What's up?"

Fakiru Week - Day 1 - "Sunset"

When you go to your favorite super special ultra secret fishing spot and the love of your life is there collecting sand dollars instead :/

[ part of the Stardew Valley AU ]

[infini-tree]

[hands you a real time fandub quote]

[sociopathicartist]

sooo… i may have done another EBS fanart drawing. i know i need to start posting different stuff but OMLL this book has me in a chokehold. this entire scene of undyne just brutally slaughtering tons of people and then betraying the MC? i had to draw it. i want to say that this scene reminded me of how HT!Undyne would act (one of my fave AU’s), but honestly Undyne was this way towards Frisk in the game. wanting a literal child dead. this feels entirely in-character for undyne. i had to cut back on the blood a bit in the drawing since i did feel like it wouldn’t clash with the background well

go check out the EBS book- @saltedpeppermintmocha

[0-g-i]

Moon is mostly based off a palawan peacock-pheasant. Because of the whole display thing they do reminds me of the moon in the night sky.

Sun is kind of based off a "yellow fronted" woodpecker. Maybe more like inspired. Sun's just his own bird at this point. XD

I think their griffins.

Didn't feel like redesigning Moon to make him look pretty. R.i.p my boy.

The newer drawing of sun on the left is from this year. The others were from oct last year.

[putuponpercy]

Title: All Talk Description: Henry suffered dreadfully and yet no one seemed to care. Or was that really the case?

Content Warnings: Blood, illness, fainting, coughing up of said blood

That face when you come back from sick leave and your colleague who is strictly work focused starts recounting his childhood to you. 

Conclusion? They’re all dumbasses. 

If you made it this far thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed 🙏 Apologies for any errors, I started this late July and at this point I just want it out there 😅 

[onedivinemisfit]

Camboy!AU tiiiiiiime - back when we’re still “rivals” who share a couple classes and get really annoyed with eachother and totally never made eyes when the other wasn’t looking nope

Listen I was gonna color this all pretty, but if I went and did that, we’d still be here at the same time next month. So, for bingo’s sake, it’s just the lineart for now XD it’s free to color thoooooooo ⬇️

[kawaiichibiart]

....fuck it, here's more stuff in my AU where Felix becomes Argos as early as S1/S2:

He talks his mom into letting him transfer to DuPont. So what if he's already graduated? This way he and Adrien can bond!!

Kinda a repeat of when Lila joins the class, he's just not lying (much) to people. (By not lying much, I mean he pretends to be a nice, good, boy, but he's secretly enjoying bidding his time to be an absolute menace, bonus points to him if he can get Adrien in on it).

Nino likes him instantly after he hears Felix refer to his uncle as "that whiny, candy cane, little bitch? What about him?"

Lila returns and immediately believes Felix is Adrien but gets surprised when Adrien walks in a few minutes later. To her further surprise, he pulls his "twin" away from her and takes him to the back, to their seats (another thing she was unaware of). Nino is sitting with Marinette and Lila has to sit with Alya.

Felix, indeed, managed to get Adrien to act like a little menace (there are his bonus points). The rest of the class doesn't know whether to feel proud or betrayed.

People send the Ladyblog pic after pic, video after video, of Chat Noir and some guy (?) dressed like a bird. Some have even captured a clearly mad Ladybug in the background.

Argos makes his "official" debut after that.

Reporter: Chat Noir, why have you been patrolling less with Ladybug? Are you replacing her with Argos? Chat Noir:...he knows things about me, I know things about him. It's complicated but only to people who aren't....us. Reporter:... Are...are you not concerned? If he knows things, he could risk your identity!! Chat Noir: Nah, it's fine. He loves me too much. Argos, in the distance: FUCK YOU!! Chat Noir: See? (:

Fast friends with Kagami. Neither have any understanding of social cues.

Unsure where he stands with Marinette. On the one hand, she seems to genuinely care about Adrien and wants to see him happy. On the other hand, where the fuck did she get his schedule? He doesn't believe she uses it for all her friends/classmates. He's calling bullshit on that.

Gives Nino free ammo to use against Gabriel.

Ladybug still tries to get him to hand over the peacock Miraculous, or at least tell her who he is. He continuously tells her to kiss his ass.

He's also done that to Hawkmoth.

Akuma of the Day: HAND OVER THE PEACO- the peacock Miraculous?? But, don't you- Hawkmoth: YES, YES, I WANT THE LADYBUG AND CAT MIRACULOUS, BUT THAT, THAT- Argos: Go ahead, take your time. What am I? Hawkmoth: HE STOLE IT FROM ME, I WANT IT BACK!! Argos: let me think about it... No. Hawkmoth: HAND OVER YOUR, I MEAN MY, I MEAN MAYURA'S MIRACULOUS!! Argos: You can join Ladybug (Ladybug, knowing what's he's about to say: Hey!) and the Guardian in kissing my ass, this Miraculous is mine. Argos: bitch.

[maliciousalice]

Fresh! 

[starry-blue-echoes]

sometimes i like to think that all your aus actually happen in the same universe. it makes me laugh

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Jotaro is haunted by three people, one of them being his Stand, and has to go through Italy like that which just adds to the chaos. Jotaro’s trauma is also multiplied by the fact he’d been kidnapped by Dio at a very young age and makes him even more of a mystery

Koichi kept having a Stand a secret only to Fucking Die but also can exist in multiple bodies, which makes him assisting the gang even funnier because that also means he somehow avoids Jotaro’s notice. That or Jotaro just doesn’t give a shit

Trish and Giorno have swapped places as well, but “Mr.Una” is also weirdly protective of Trish which really throws the Bucci gang off. The gang are also stuck in a time loop which is just. Absolutely ballistic this time, and Giorno almost dies once revealing him to be a vampire

And the whole time Silver Chariot Requiem is just Vibing in the back

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