#earmuff maniac

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jun takahashi + undercover aoyama store interior

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Undercover ‘Undakovr’ one off ethnic hoodie leather jacket

from Undercover’s one off line, this jacket is a reinterpretation of the ethnic rider jacket from the S/S 2009 Earmuff Maniacs collection

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Upscaled the new Sonic Official JP art a lil cus Twitter compressed and I don't see it on the site yet

The auto translate on Twitter is this

I also put it in DeepL in hopes of a slightly better translation

I wanna take a moment to gush over this because ahaigksahgkajf it's so precious!!! He's so adorable for a maniacal word dominating diabolical scientific genius :'D 💜💕

I love how proud and excited Eggman looks with his genius fishing hack with his mech and his catch!!! 🥰 Sorry Big but you're been beat, there's not gonna be any fish left when he's done. Seems he's even gotten Froggy before you lol

Though Eggman isn't going to have any left for himself if all those penguins/Peckies take them all! Would be a great way to lure them in to use in his robots though for a fish and Pecky catch hehe

His winter coat version of his classic outfit to keep warm is so cute and his PINK earmuffs and scarf omg! He's so stylish 🥰

He looks so great in pink and I love how often he's worn it in official stuff, starting with his PJs and there's been tons more since with this to add! I've been wanting to compile all the instances for a while, I need to get on it.

It's definitely one of his favorite colors, he must realize how well it matches his even cuter pink nose 🩷🩷🩷🩷

It makes me so happy to see that he's having fun and capturing his adventures to look back on proudly, as this is a photograph. And he can't get enough! I bet he has an amazing album full of them, I need to see the rest! 💕💖

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Undercover AW09 ‘Earmuff Maniac’ Peacoat

[the-fallen-ones-posts]

I amar prestar aen. Han matho ne nen. Han mathon ned chae. A han noston ned 'wilith.

The world is changed I feel it in the water I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves under they sky. Seven to the Dwarfs in their mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One Ring to rule them all.

One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted.

A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth.

Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword.

He stomped on Narsil and the sword broke under the boot, with his right hand and the one ring he held the mace, with his left he grabbed Isildur by the neck and he lifted Isildur high up in the air and Sauron transformed back.

Isildur was like a punching bag in Halbrand's left arm and Isildur looked with big eyes, "huh? What the fuck. This cannot be true. The last trace of humanity. There you are. You're back, it's been years ago. Halbrand. The last platoon of humanity that you lost on Numenor is back. The last trait of humanity in you is back", Isildur hung like a sip of water in Halbrand's left arm and he threw Isildur crushing and thundering like a small stone into the ranks of the Dunedain and Elves, "FUCK OFF BACK TO ARNOR! Fuck off back to Annuminas and bang your whore, you little bunch of shit", roared Halbrand.

"You're a virgin and i'm not haha haha what a loser. Kneel! On your knees. Kneel before the Elves and cry for your life Mairon. Tremble in FEAR Mairon! Submit to Vilya!

KNEEL DOWN! LET IT BE FEAR", roared Elrond like a maniac. Elrond shot a whirlwind with Vilya at Halbrand and the one ring shattered the whirlwind with a thunderclap.

"The one ring answers only to Halbrand alone he has no other master", said Talion and Khamul laughing.

A gust of wind came towards Halbrand and the ring formed a sphere and the gust of wind was smashed in all directions, "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrâkatuluk agh burzum ishi krimpatul.

One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them", roared the one Ring and Elrond and the elves covered the ears and the one ring, the orcs, Halbrand, trolls, Nazgul, laughed aloud, "Buy earmuffs when you have a problem with Black Speech."

The most epic fight: The one Ring versus the airy one Vilya. The Fallen One versus The Lord of Rivendell

"I DEMAND YOU TO KNEEL MAIRON. GIVE ME THE ONE RING. THE HOUSE OF ELROND SENDS HIS REGARDS!

I will humiliate you completely!

I SAID KNEEL A NO WILL NOT BE TOLERATED I'LL DRAG YOU THROUGH VALINOR", Elrond and Vilya shot a tidal wave of galloping horses at Halbrand and the one ring broke it apart with a bolt of lightning. Galloping water horses darted at Halbrand and the one ring formed lightning and crushed it, "oh come on boy, you know what half-elf, you can hope, fear, think and believe what you want, Peredhel.

Oh come on boy you know how me the elves would never kneel to me and I never kneel to you. Damn proud that i'm still a virgin you are probably contagious with STDs and your Dad was a hypocritical asshole! Do you know that i hate that name? I hate the name Mairon.

Phew Mairon, Annatar, Gorthaur, Sauron, Zigur i tremble in fear, no not really.

•Memories of bygone ages, fragments of the past: A good man can fall

The beginning of the days

I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that Time I have had many names.•

Call me the fallen one call me the biggest loss with the heavenly hosts, i was the biggest loss, I never wanted to be a Maiar either. In heaven and here on Arda it would have escalated when Melkor had immediately declared war on everything and everyone.

A good man can fall I was a good man for over a thousand years before I fell in the first age, Peredhel, the breaking of the first silence, the beginning of the days, half-elf. The good man has fallen, I was a good man for over a thousand years when I came to Arda, half-elf! Perfectionism is just as unattainable as buying earmuffs because you have a problem with black speech, Elrond Peredhel, son of the hypocritical asshole Earendil!

My name is Halbrand!

I'm not a puppy you can take for a walk I am no mutt for hypocritical elves because you don't like something", roared Halbrand back.

Isildur landed right in Elrond and both men were thrown against a rock by the immense force and the rock broke apart through the tremendous force, "that was a lesson for me, ouch my back oh that was memorable for the rest of life now I can't sit for a week that was a lesson for this stupid, spoiled Dunedain", said Isildur and he rubbed his back.

"Hypocritical Elves. Your and Galadriel's double standards and immortality Elrond it stinks after dog shit you little, hypocritical bastards", screamed Isildur and the Dunedain and Elrond and the elves didn't say a word.

"Get out of my country! GET OUT! OUT! Everyone of you OUT! I SAID OUT! You have no reason to be here", roared Halbrand.

"Away in rank and file. No Dunedain will approach your land I'm not challenging you Halbrand i'm no better than you, the eyes of the Dunedain are not upon you. Halbrand you have my word no Dunedain will approach your borders within 100 miles.

I am not threatening or challenging you thank you for everything you gave it was more than just real Halbrand you're a real man you did nothing wrong. I don't blame you for anything. Nobody has permission to judge you you were a gray hero. You are on your own side. This is "fucking" Halbrand the best man of all.

Back to the borders. You're due Elrond for your mistakes, I can drag you through the streets of Annuminas too Elrond. That is just hatred which Halbrand has for the elves, you are not innocent.

Go to a doctor when you have a fucking problem Peredhel that goes for you, the wanker Celeborn, the motherfucker Finrod and the hypocritical Noldor Princess Galadriel that goes for all four of you you four are not as important as you think you are and Valinor is not innocent!

Isildur vs. Elrond

"You'd throw me into the fires of Mount Doom when you had the chance you hypocritical pig. Elves are a bunch of hypocrites", roared Isildur and the Dunedain. Elrond and the elves didn't say a word, "fuck."

Everything you want is war it's a fact", called Isildur and the Dunedain and they retired in order and Elrond and elves didn't say a word. Isildur and the Dunedain waved goodbye to Halbrand, and Halbrand waved back. Elrond rubbed his head, "fuck."

Elrond eyed Halbrand and Halbrand waved him away, "move your ass! Get your ass off my borders and put your penis in your bitch Celebrian! Get out of my country you little hypocritical asshole! You have no reason to be here move your ass away from my land what is so hard to understand about a no! Get earmuffs when you have a problem with black speech! Go to a Doctor when you have a Problem! Get your muzzle out of my sight before I punch it! I SAID GET OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD. IT'S MY LAND! IT'S MY RING! What is so difficult to understand", screamed Halbrand like a deafening jackhammer that knees wobbled.

Elrond and the elves didn't say a word and walked away. A single tear ran down Elrond's face, "fuck."

Halbrand watched them go until they were gone, "go be free", said Halbrand and all Orcs, Wargs, Haradrim, Rhun soldiers, Trolls smiled, "you were always the best we always loved you. We'll never forget you Halbrand", and all of the Orcs, Wargs, Haradhrim, Rhun soldiers, Trolls smiled and walked away from Mordor. Halbrand put a hand on the nine Nazgul with the one ring, "Go my brothers and sisters. Go. Find Peace. Find peace! I redeem you my Brothers and Sisters."

The nine ringwraiths, Sauron's mouth, the Witch King, Khamul, Talion smiled and they crumbled to dust, "Farewell Halbrand. We always loved you brother. You were the best leader, general, king, chief, warrior, lord, commander, politician of all. You were the best of all it is so much more than just real this is far from over.

Halbrand pulls himself to Justice, Damage repaired, a good deed, something more than just real

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are an 11 you're the best. You're awesome. We will never forget you Halbrand.

Mordor remembers Halbrand. You helped enough and you gave enough. You are far smarter than Melkor or Manwë could ever be. You are far smarter than Melkor could ever be. Melkor would try to kill you first of all when he came back. Shit would have been up in heaven and earth when he had declared war on you all right away.

The student has far surpassed the master Halbrand. Girls, grab a guy who does craft. Very stylish jewelry if you ask me", and the nine ringwraiths, Sauron's mouth, the Witch-King, Khamul crumbled to dust.

The nine rings of power fell to the Ground powerless and Halbrand threw the nine rings of the Ringwraiths in the fires of Mount Doom and Halbrand closed the Black Gate with magic.

Halbrand went back to Barad-Dûr alone and ate clams when a tidal wave came at him and he smashed it, "get out of my land Artanis! GET OUT!"

"You're a virgin Sauron and i am not haha ​​haha ​​haha haha. What a loser. You don't even know how to use your penis. Haha haha. You're just a loser nothing more, pillow fucker. I'm so much better than you. What a loser. I'm a Goddess and you're nothing haha haha I'm perfect. You can't anything Sauron. Wimp. I'll make you the laughing stock in Valinor haha ​​haha, wimp what a loser I'll go to Alqualonde and make you a laughing stock Mairon. I can have anyone, I could easily kill you you little pillow fucker i can find you anywhere. I can kill you with your own arm Gorthaur. I would take any other guy but you, little wanker. Just a loser in life, you and your smelly ring. I could cuckold you with anyone. I'm so much better than you. You're just doomed. Violence against men is always justified. I love it when men suffer and beg. A dog kicked your ass haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha what a big loser. FEAR ME BASTARD! Kneel and suck my boots!

FEAR ME, LOVE ME AND DISPAIR BASTARD! Wallow in the dirt in front of me!

I SAID FEAR ME, CRY FOR YOUR LIFE! MY WILL, LET IT BE FEAR! I'M QUEEN!

Feel the foundations of the earth BASTARD!

Submit to me!

Give me the one Ring! FEAR ME.

INSTEAD OF A DARK LORD YOU HAVE A VERY ANGRY SHE-ELF", screamed Galadriel like a maniac.

"Submit", screamed Nenya madly, "huh? Wait. Hold on. Hold my ale. Wait let me think for a second. How about a...NO. NO", said the one Ring and Halbrand sipped wine and shoved Galadriel's magic away.

The earth trembled and a massive water wave rushed towards Halbrand and the one ring shattered the wave with strikes of thunder.

The most epic fight: Stronger than the foundations of the Earth: Pure disgust and hate:

The greatest loss in the heavenly hosts

vs.

The Lady of Light.

The one Ring vs. the watery one of Adamant Nenya

A tornado rushed towards him and the one ring smashed it with a bang, "fuck off back to Lorien you little whore, I never kneel before you, cruel bitch. My knees don't bend that easily, madwoman! The Silmaril also seem to have driven you insane in the head like your hypocritical Uncle Feanor, Artanis!"

Galadriel screamed, "I SAID FEAR ME! KNEEL AND KISS MY BOOTS. LET IT BE FEAR. I'll fuck your head until you're dumb I'll wash your head until you're stupid in the brain you little brainwashed whore. Kneel before the elves! KNEEL INFRONT OF ME AND CRY BASTARD", yelled Galadriel and Nenya's magic, Galadriel and her luminous form shot at Halbrand, and Halbrand and the One Ring's power pushed it away.

"ON YOUR KNEES BASTARD", screamed Galadriel like a madwoman. Galadriel and Nenya shot a pillar of flame from Laurelin and Telperion at Halbrand and the one ring shattered it with a thunderbolt.

"I KILL YOU YOU LITTLE WANKER", Heavy magic clashed, Galadriel shooting magical storms at Halbrand and he formed a magical mirror, "Thirst cannot be stilled by drinking seawater, can it Artanis, of the hypocritical House of Finarfin", said Halbrand.

"I kill you Bastard I am queen, I am goddess", screamed Galadriel like a maniac. Galadriel shot magical whips at Halbrand and he shattered it with magical shields and reflected it back and Galadriel landed on the ground, "YOU! You're no Queen you're just a whore that's what you are you're just a smelly cow, nothing more nothing less. You will never be a Queen you're no more than a cruel, mad bitch who would fuck with anyone.

And damn proud that I'm still a virgin and you and your whore daughter Celebrian aren't. No need to catch STDs from you, smelly whore.

By the love to the All Father Eru Iluvatar, please let the Maiar of the 3 Age eat his clams in peace. I want to chill, Artanis!

And you have no business here at all. You out of all of them.

I said leave me alone! You're hypocritical, you keep threatening me. Your appointment with the doctor has long expired. Get out of my borders with your smelly magic and your hypocritical ring Nenya you smelly Noldor Princess, that you not choke on your own double standards borders on madness and stupidity Altáriel of the hypocritical House of Finarfin. I worked until i was very old i have more money than you and your hypocritical Friend Elrond.

You're a hypocrite like your smelly brother Finrod and stupid uncle Feanor you are a madwoman probably the silmaril drove you insane in the head too because of your ugly bloodlines and legacies, SMELLY COW!

You'd have to choke on your own bullshit you babble. Smelly, hypocritical Lady of the Galadhrim. Get out of my Land Altáriel. You have no reasons to be here let alone having to constantly challenge or threaten me. AWAY FROM MY BORDERS. Nothing is your business! Leave me alone!

Little, smelly, hypocritical cow.

I would let you win I would throw myself into Mount Doom with the ring, Galadriel. I am not on your side, you are cruel and insane Altáriel you're just a bitch nothing more, and you have never been on my side. Enough said.

So you have your way, i can say and do what i want someone would always say it's wrong. I'll let you win in the end. As soon as this is all over, I'll throw myself into Mount Doom", said Halbrand and Galadriel teleported away.

Halbrand ate clams in Barad-Dur and drank wine and read in books and got into bed, and he fell asleep peacefully, "I think in the next years I'll ride east and look around a little and see if things can be changed", thought Halbrand and he fell asleep.

Lorien

Galadriel roared insanely angry in Lorien, "I'M QUEEN! QUEEN! QUEEN! MY WILL! MY WILL ALONE! I WANT TO BE A QUEEN!"

Haldir, Celebrian, Celeborn and the Galadhrim shook their heads.

"It was a draw, he's equal to us we're not stronger than Halbrand. He won against the last alliance, he disbanded the nazgul and released the orcs, haradhrim, trolls.

That's a problem with the Noldor, the pride and hypocrisy.

And now let's take a close look at the politics, visions, magic and we tug at the rat's tail and we'll see what could happen. Now we're going to address J.R.R Tolkien and Peter Jackson directly.

By the love to the All Father Eru Iluvatar we have to completely touch this whole framework and listen closely to what's being said and we cover it all so that everyone is hit. And now let's take a look and we wiggle this a bit.

So what happened now? How could he be standing there where he was? Yes, that was an attack on freedom. Land has been snatched, Mordor, Southlands. Freedom was attacked really hard. War-torn country. Freedom was banged really hard in the ass without lube to the bitter stop. We could also have attacked Dol Goldur or Angmar to change something.

This makes Halbrand a gray hero or an anti hero, anti hero does not have a happy ending, until another evil creature would come with a own evil will, until a villain or new powers, new magic, new monsters would emerge - he is neither good nor bad.

And that means let the good win -

A gray hero is not a PRO HERO - That makes Halbrand grey, a gray hero or an anti hero that means, conversely, there is something good in him and it can be many things that are as wide as a bouquet of flowers - maybe crack; disturbed or unserious. It creaks there a little bit in the beams.

And all for a woman she's is just a hypocrite like her brother Finrod - until the last trace of humanity was gone. Something in him says this is wrong. Something says he can heal and he can change a little thing and he disbanded the Ringwraiths there he dragged himself to justice a good deed, he apologized, he released the orcs, trolls, wargs and the others, also a good deed and something more than just real. He must accept that he committed these acts.

Yes a hero on his own way.

Yes betrayal, yes genocide, yes evil deeds.

Yes a good man can fall.

It was the energy - "i will show them" - and Halbrand showed what can happen - a power vacuum; - fight for land; wheels of power - and a power vacuum can create terrible things. And in Arnor, for example, there more and more hill people split off from the Dunedain. When the Nazgul and Orcs say they loved him in their own way, you can't change that Altáriel and the Ringwraiths are gone.

A place in world history, Halbrand won against the last alliance, he helped in politics, metallurgy, warfare, leadership and we have to make the best of it.

There are many political problems, gray or narrow-minded politics abound. There are enough issues that need to be changed otherwise we will have civil wars again, which will degenerate into world wars.

And we can be glad Melkor hasn't shown up yet and he will and then we all have real problems, Melkor is Palpatine the two are of a class and are probably best friends the two probably have a beer together every night and laugh up the sleeve.

Melkor is evil personified.

Melkor is Lucifer.

Melkor says - "I'm the villain and I don't give a shit".

It's the energy - "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"

It's the energy - "The boss is screwing you and he's screwing you really hard. The boss is the heavyweight. The boss gives you a really bad time. The boss is really shoving shit in your face. The boss is ready for Champions League."

It's the energy - "Here we have the big boss and with the big boss you can't eat cherries with him. The big boss plays really bad. The big boss is really heavy."

You know, Lady Galadriel, you would have to travel to the other continents alone to see what things needed to be done differently. That energy speaks volumes and shows the whole truth. Why this energy - I can make him worse? Why this energy - I'm fed up with the dark Lord instead you have a very angry she-elf? Why this energy - i go west and i will remain Galadriel? Why this energy - I can kill him with his own arm? Why this energy - he deceived me and as an excuse he was hot? Why this energy - I'm a crazy, spoiled Noldor Princess and I force everyone to love me on their knees? Why this energy - I could also cause genocide? Because she's a hypocrite and she's horny to be a Queen. I would like to see stories reversed roles. Halbrand is not needed, he has a place, but neither are you needed Galadriel, you have a place but you will not be a queen Galadriel.

He told you that he can't help you. Halbrand told you that he cannot help you he told you that he committed bad deeds. Believe what you like Galadriel, you are a grown woman. Galadriel if you didn't want to get on that ship to Valinor then you would have had to leave Lindon then you would have had to go away if you can't change something right away or you don't like war, you would have to go away for a while and you would have had to look elsewhere in Middle-earth. You are a murderer, Galadriel, as are all of us, most likely some Elves wanted to be Orcs.

That helped the metal industry.

It is possible to manipulate, it cannot always be manipulated, the emphasis it is possible and that means you should have left Numenor and looked for clues in other places Galadriel. He hid because he never had the true power. If Halbrand had been on another raft or ship - and you would have met the other people on the other raft and you would have been a dead woman Galadriel, you didn't come because of Halbrand or Sauron but because you couldn't change anything at the moment. You are important Galadriel, but not as important as you think, you still need to know where your freedom ends and someone else's freedom begins, wars break out for that as you can see.

You see, Halbrand would throw himself into the fires of Mount Doom with the one ring. You see he would put himself in the line of fire between Melkor and Eru and would accept Melkor killing him.

Galadriel you are immortal what more do you want? You are capable of entering the minds of others Galadriel. This choice between immortality and mortality stinks of dog shit because that's not a choice. Do you think it's cool to be immortal or to have a long life? Because it isn't it is also an assault on liberty. This immortality is madness and stinks to Heaven. When you laugh at someone making mistakes or gossip behind someone's back then you are a whore Altáriel. This immortality is not healthy, it is false and hypocritical Finrod claims it is sane to be immortal and that is not true he's a hypocrite and so are you Galadriel your brother shouldn't be surprised that Halbrand killed him And now you and your brother can start crying in Valinor Halbrand did something for the economy of Numenor when he stood in the forge and swept, you, Elrond and Finrod cannot say that", said Haldir and the Galadhrim and Galadriel hissed like a mad snake, "I'M QUEEN! QUEEN! QUEEN! QUEEN! QUEEN!"

"Whoever says I'm a king or queen isn't a king or queen", said Celeborn and Galadriel punched Celeborn in the face with brutal force, "I CAN HAVE ANYONE I JUST SHOWCASE MY PUSSY WHILE YOU ONLY HAVE A PUNY PENIS", Celebrian punched Galadriel in the face, "do it again i want to see it again hit him again and you're in real trouble!"

"Your unwashed pussy stinks of seaweed. That would be new to me that you can have anyone. You're a loser at fucking. You're just a cruel bitch. Spoiled brat like Finrod, Elrond and Melkor. Melian should have banged Halbrand that would have been cool Melian should have married him after Thingol watched the flowers grow from below", said Celeborn laughing and spat on her feet and everyone laughed aloud over Galadriel. Celebrian laughed aloud over her.

Rebellion

•The hypocrisy of Elrond, Finrod Felagund and Galadriel to be immortal

•The Hypocrisy and Mistakes of Manwë and Eonwë, the Hypocrisy of the Valar

•Melian's police state

•Mortal men doomed to die

•The Kingslaying

•War crimes

•Pride and Prejudice

•Attack and threat to freedom, equality, domestic politics and foreign policy

Haldir shows Galadriel her mistakes, crimes and the limits

The General of the Galadhrim vs. The Lady of Light and Finrod Felagund

"I'm saying I wish I wasn't immortal, I'm saying I wish I wasn't an Elf and I'm not saying I want to be an Orc, Snaga or Uruk you can think what you like Lady Galadriel. And i don't care what you think.

Make out of it what you want LADY GALADRIEL. You won't be able to find out, Lady Galadriel, if some Elves didn't actually want to be Orcs because those Orcs are long dead LADY GALADRIEL! Grab it and make something out of it that is the position you are in as the Lady of Light and as Lady of the Galadhrim.

Free will belongs to Eru Iluvatar and not to you, Manwë, Eonwë, your brother Finrod or Elrond. The free will belongs to the All Father only Eru Iluvatar can give free will", said Haldir and the Galadhrim, "I WANT TO BE A QUEEN", screamed Galadriel like a madwoman, "Nobody needs hypocritical shit just like her hypocritical brother Finrod", said Celeborn, Celebrian and Haldir.

Galadriel didn't say a word and grabbed wine, "i need to get drunk and then i go to a brawl I also want a brawl like Mairon did on Numenor."

"He's proven his worth. Halbrand has given enough, showing what he can and can't do. I don't understand why you keep challenging him. That's enough to start wars as you can see. You are no better than him. Why are you racist towards Halbrand, you are absolutely racist towards him. Yes you're a hypocrite like Finrod. This immortality stinks to high heaven. I'll tell you something Lady Galadriel, I wish I was alone like Halbrand, I wish I wasn't an elf, Lady Galadriel. The assault on liberty through Sauron was one thing, but it was also an assault on Halbrand's liberty when the last Alliance attacked he was a Student of Aule and Melkor that doesn't mean he was a friend at the same time of Melkor. The biggest war of all approaches and we all have to prepare for that and Halbrand started it.

The Rebellion in the sky Galadriel in heaven and here on Arda it would have escalated when Melkor had immediately declared war on everything and everyone, Galadriel.

I wish Eru would remove that immortality Eru would have to remove the immortality for this we would all have to pray to him who are immortal that he removes it, and there Halbrand can help and it wouldn't even be for free for him, that we don't want the immortality but that we want to see our end in the near future.

Melkor would try to kill Halbrand first when he came back and I say he would try and Halbrand knows that. You are not as smart as you think you are Galadriel. The student was always stronger than the master. Melkor could never be where Halbrand stood. Everything is connected Galadriel. War bad, and sometimes you don't have a choice.

Melkor cannot stand where Halbrand stood. This is Halbrand's position as a former student of Melkor.

We all get real trouble when Melkor, Ancalagon, Gothmog and Ungoliant return one day.

Halbrand was stronger than Melkor at any point in his life and Melkor didn't realize it because now Melkor realizes that Halbrand, and we must start calling him that, was always stronger and that means Halbrand protects, and that makes him a knight, and that's also a good deed and something more than just real, he draws Melkor's attention completely and that means you still have to take action against Melkor otherwise you're a bloody hypocrite. Melkor will show up somewhere and we have to realize that he can't hunt Halbrand right away events will occur now. Melkor is a term he shared in the knowledge of the other Valar, Melkor was selfish he is evil personified. Halbrand draws Melkor's eyes completely on himself.

"When Morgoth was defeated, it was like a big fist around my neck was gone."

The big Boss, The Corrupter, Lucifer, This guy is really heavy, this guy plays in the Champions League, this guy pours you shit in the face, the snake, the greatest villain that ever existed, evil personified, this guy and Palpatine are best friends, here you have to really muster something to defeat and kill this guy

versus

the former Student: Which of the two men is smarter

Mirkwood

"They're coming. With the one ring and the three elven rings he can destroy Eru", said Celeborn and he, Legolas, Thranduil, Haldir, Tauriel and the Galadhrim looked to the sky.

Valinor

Galadriel, Melian and Finrod ran to a window, "fuck."

Lindon

Cirdan, Gandalf and Galdor looked to the heaven, "oh damn shit."

Rivendell

Elrond, Glorfindel, Celebrian looked up at the northern sky, "oh no. No no no please no."

Annuminas, Arnor, northern Kingdom

Isildur, Elendur, Valandil and the Dunedain ran to the king's court, "Please no."

East sea

Halbrand looked to the sky, "YOU! I've got completely different words in my head you spoiled brat! I have really hard words in my head. You're just a child throwing a tantrum Melkor, I have really hard words for you, you stupid bunch of shit", said Halbrand and the one Ring.

Eru Iluvatar, Melian, Eonwë, Aulë, Tulkas, Ulmo and Manwë laughed aloud in Valinor, "that's it."

Jet-black chains broke apart with a clatter across his back. Ankle shackles jumped out of their moorings and the chain snapped apart by inky magic. Wires with iron chains sprang from his ankles. Handcuffs fell to the floor with a crash and a crack ripped through the void, "TO WAR! I'll rape and kill you Halbrand. I'll kill you first my former student. I will kill you all. Kill them all", roared Morgoth like a maniac in the shallows and from the primeval depths rose Ungoliant, Glaurung, Carcharoth, Gothmog and Ancalagon.

The master was always far surpassed. The disciple was always stronger, smarter and wiser than the master. The student was always more important, smarter and stronger than the master. The student is stronger than Earendil the Sailor.

There is a difference between strength and power

The apprentice was stronger than Melkor at any point in his life and Morgoth didn't realize it

After everything that's happened, everything that's happening right now after the power vacuum, Melkor would try to kill Halbrand first. Most likely some Elves even wanted to be Orcs.

The student has far surpassed the master and Halbrand would destroy the one ring when Melkor was weakened and dead and that would destroy Mount Doom, the Black Gate, Barad-Dur and Mordor and that are cool and good deeds and good deeds are so much more than real but you can't force it right away Galadriel and that's maybe the best he can be.

Morgoth would never try to kill or capture you or Elrond first, never ever Galadriel. You undermine Halbrand and that's enough to start wars Galadriel.

The disciple is far stronger, smarter and wiser than the master.

Halbrand is the lesser evil because he's on his own side that's what you need to understand Galadriel. You have to understand Halbrand is alone.

Melkor would try to kill Halbrand first and then shit would really take off, Morgoth would never kill or capture you first Galadriel, never. It's called feud.

Halbrand would never fight Melkor at your side Galadriel. Halbrand is on his own side. Halbrand is constantly being challenged by someone. You're no cooler than him. Isildur is no cooler than Halbrand. Elrond isn't cooler.

Elrond would throw Isildur into the fires of Mount Doom if he had the chance, Galadriel.

We've all been in Middle-earth too long, Galadriel. We all, all elves, should have gone to Valinor for some time. Halbrand, Celeborn, Elrond, you, me, others, we've been on the continent too long Galadriel.

Yes Middle-Earth is my home like Valinor but we were too long here.

Middle-Earth is my home but so is it by Halbrand. Manwë made mistakes this immortality stinks to Heaven I wish I wasn't an elf.

We all get in real trouble when Morgoth or Ungoliant come back one day, then Valinor would be due and rightly so", said Haldir and the Galadhrim and Celeborn nodded, "yes."

Celebrian nodded.

"That's the whole point he was a good man for well over a thousand years before he fell in the first age, you almost think he's been a good man long enough when you look at this shit.

Evil has been in the world since the Ainulindale, Melkor was defeated and Halbrand never had the true power so he went into hiding and it makes perfect sense that he doesn't want to be a Maiar. The Kraken of Moria, for example, is self-contained.

He'd rather throw himself into the fires of Mount Doom with the ring when it's over. That has to be thought about. He'd rather shout out to Eru that he doesn't want to be immortal when it's over and Eru Iluvatar would fulfill it, free will is with the All-Father alone, Eru loves him, Eru will probably be proud of everything Halbrand has achieved.

The beginning of the days the breaking of the First Silence when he came to Arda with the Valar and the other Maiar, yes a good man can fall and yet he was a good man for thousand years before he fell in the first Age.

Halbrand is not Lucifer or Satan he is set a few floors below. Melkor is Lucifer or Satan.

Maybe he doesn't want to be a Maiar.

He would destroy the Ring as you can see when it was over, but he would also throw himself into the fires of Mount Doom, and that's not right either I definitely don't want to see him throwing himself into the fires of Mount Doom this is my opinion, it has to end somewhere, an unjust peace is far worse.

Most likely some elves wanted to be orcs, you won't be able to find out anymore because these orcs or elves are long dead.

Feanor killed a lot of people.

The elves have made many mistakes. We wouldn't know him when he were perhaps the most outstanding blacksmith, politician or jeweler in the World on the other continents and he had never been a Maiar, that also has to be considered, we can't twist the shit how it fits. This isn't just a battle between good and evil it's so much more than just real.

I don't want to be immortal either. I don't want to be an elf either and I'm not saying I want to be an orc.

Everyone should do what they want, I would very much like to die sooner or see my end sooner.

The Valar are a bunch of hypocrites. Melian was a bloody hypocrite. I would also like to chill out.

Halbrand would throw himself with the ring into the fires of Mount Doom when it was over.

Eru Iluvatar

I definitely don't want to see him throw himself into Mount Doom I would throw up it's just my opinion you can all think what you want, I don't give a fuck, think what you want you are all adults, that also has something to do with acceptance. The elves are not that important, after the fight against Melkor all elves should have gone to Valinor for a certain time, all elves and not some. I would also like to be alone as he is I would have no problem being alone or dying alone Elrond fucks and kisses terribly, I would also like to have decent fucks. I wish I was still a virgin I wish I wasn't a mother, I'd like to fall in love properly Elrond just fucks horribly that is very terrible I would like to have sex more often. Elrond is terrible in bed I would like more sex too. I'd like to just go out there and see what's in store for me I would just like to wait and see what happens I never wanted to be an elf either. He has more money than everyone else he worked until he was old. He never took a day off and was always working it's more than understandable that he wants to chill out, I'd like that too. He dismissed the orcs and disbanded the nazgul, very good deeds.

Look how much money he's got in his pockets, he's filthy rich by heavy metal industry. He probably has more money than anyone in the known world.

I'd love to have more sex, I'd love to have sex with a stranger. I would like to have a sex relationship, one night stand. He's extremely old and can tell he's a virgin I wish I was alone like he is. There's no fucking in this world, it's always about power", said Celebrian and Celeborn, the Galadhrim and Haldir nodded.

"Damn it! Fuck! Crap! DAMN SHIT. I want to be a Queen", Galadriel smashed dishes at the trees in Lorien and Celeborn, Haldir and the Galadhrim ducked their heads, "away from here there is war out there.

I wish I was alone I wish I was still a virgin the sex is cruel, you fuck terribly you are terrible and cruel in bed do you know that Galadriel.

Those are lies you're not better than him, you're not that important that would be news to me that you can have any woman or man you're cruel, mad and hypocritical Altáriel.

You are an absolute loser at fucking Galadriel. I would like to have a reasonable fuck", said Celeborn and Galadriel didn't say a word and Haldir and all of the Galadhrim laughed aloud over her and Galadriel grabbed wine, "crap", and Celebrian, Haldir and the Galadhrim laughed aloud over Galadriel.

Celeborn annuls the marriage. Celeborn says marriage never happened and Galadriel could do a handstand and couldn't change it

"I wish I was as smart, powerful, and strong as Halbrand was it was more than just real. The way he threw Isildur into the ranks of the Dunedain and Elves with his tremendous force was cool. Nothing is his fault he won against the last Alliance the Nazgul are disbanded", said Celeborn, "and I'll tell you something Altáriel, the hatred against the dwarves is just and legitimate, you are not as important as you think you are Galadriel. Finrod made mistakes, Galadriel. He would rip your head off if you visited him in Valinor, Valinor is not innocent. Finrod might protect things too, and he doesn't do it because he thinks it's cool to be immortal. Elendil, Gil-galad, they made mistakes. Manwë, Eonwë they made mistakes. Halbrand is on his own side he told you to leave him alone that he can't help you. I wish I could have given and helped with as much as he did", said Celeborn, "Oh by the way Galadriel, I'm annulling the marriage. The marriage never took place Galadriel. You are not as important and smart as you think, I hereby annul the marriage it never took place Galadriel."

Galadriel screamed and she smashed dishes, chairs, china and plates at the Mallorn trees, "fuck, fuck, fuck. DAMN SHIT!"

"I won't help you with anything anymore when you want to spend time in Valinor in the next years find the ways, powers, resources, protections, or magic for it and you will find ways to get to Valinor for yourself and others I know this because you are extremely magical and resourceful Galadriel.

Valinor is not innocent. We are now divorced people, i am free, i am not yours, Haldir is not yours. We're now divorced people Galadriel i'm not yours and i'm not a malewife. If you want to stay in Valinor forever fine, but then leave him alone.

I finally want to fall in love properly. It's enough I've had enough. He doesn't have to prove anything. You're free Galadriel but so is Halbrand and you have to understand that you don't have to deal with him, but he doesn't have to deal with you either. Halbrand is not yours and you're not his", called Celeborn through the trees and he walked away with Haldir and the Galadhrim, "Yes, I definitely need to spend some time in Valinor over the next few months and years. I will find the magic to get there. Talk to him or don't. He has a place as soon as Melkor is back. Halbrand would throw himself into the fires of Mount Doom, Galadriel, think about that. Talk to him or leave him alone. You were never on his side and he was never on your side you made mistakes Galadriel, you're not stupid but you're not as smart as you think you are, it's enough Galadriel. He'd would rather call to Eru Iluvatar that he doesn't want to be immortal.

He would let you win he would throw himself into Mount Doom Galadriel.

Go to Valinor for some time Galadriel, find a way that's your job as Lady of Light, and come back in a few years or stay in Valinor forever but leave him alone.

Halbrand wears strength and darkness equally like you. You would smile and laugh as soon as he would throw himself into Mount Doom and that's not right either", said Celeborn and walked away with Haldir and the Galadhrim and Galadriel screamed like a madwoman through Lorien.

"Everyone is replaceable Galadriel.

I would love to have seen her feud with someone else. Machiavelli, because this good versus evil stinks to high heaven.

One would almost think there should be sex more often. One would almost think there should be more political marriages and relationships.

Games for power, politics, leadership, survival, warfare, a power vacuum.

I'd like to see role-reversed stories, I would like to see stories.

Yes, he committed terrible deeds yes a good man can fall and he was a good man for over thousand years before he fell in the 1 Age.

In another world Halbrand would be the greatest goldsmith, jewel designer, ring maker, successful businessman. In another world where there is no Dunedain, Dwarves, Elves, Orcs, Balrogs or Maiar. In another world he would have been happily married long ago. In another world he would have loving and supporting parents and siblings.

Men tend to go head to head in war. Men can be deeply romantic. Men tend to butt heads like bulls.

Women tend to be the snake. The woman tends to pour poison into wine. In this world, sex is practically non-existent, very sad.

There is no such thing as sex on a throne or bastards, illegitimate children in our world", said Haldir.

Celebrian, Celeborn and the Galadhrim nodded and Galadriel didn't say a word and grabbed wine.

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59 | Ivy

Pairing: Tokyo Revengers x Fem!Reader

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Day 23

The following night your group prepares for the upcoming battle. Inside the devil’s mouth, where you’ve been staying with Sanzu, you gear yourself up with everything he gives you: a bulletproof vest, earmuffs, gloves, and even a pair of sports goggles. You’re pretty sure you look silly in all of the equipment, but you’d rather be safe than sorry. You can’t really afford another wound right now, especially after that deep slice in your gut from Ran.

When you join the rest of the others near the front of the amusement park, you notice they’re all wearing similar equipment. Well, most of them anyway. Sanzu looks like he’s about to go for a walk in the park with his button-down and pants.

“Are you serious? She can’t go in looking like that, Sanzu, what were you thinking?” Ran Haitani groans when he sees you approaching the group.

“What’s wrong with it?” Sanzu shrugs.

“She’s supposed to look normal,” Kakucho shakes his head.

“She’s not supposed to look like she’s about to go in there guns blazing,” Izana adds from a little ways off. He and Rindou are both looking at the not-so-amazing map of the prison that you had drawn from memory up for them.

“Well, what do you want from me?! I’m not about to send her in there unarmed!” Sanzu complains.

“No, obviously don’t do that,” Ran says as he eyes up the number of layers covering you. “Let her keep the gun and the vest. Everything else will look too suspicious.”

“Agreed,” Izana nods. “Besides, that’s almost how she looked coming in here… except she didn’t have a vest. Shitty prepping for someone who thought they were gonna get killed coming in here. I would’ve at least thought about that.”

“Will you shut it with your stupid superiority complex?” Sanzu rolls his eyes as he takes the earmuffs from you.

“You’re one to talk, you literal maniac,” Izana snaps back.

“Y/N, just give Sanzu the shit so we can move on. I want to be done with this,” Kakucho groans while you start removing your gloves.

“What is it that I’m supposed to do exactly when I get there?” you then ask the group after nodding towards Kakucho.

“I told you,” Sanzu shakes his head in disappointment, “that it’s going to be up to you what you say and do in there. If I prep you with a bunch of things you might go in there and sound like some kind of fucking robot and mess up the whole ‘element of surprise’ thing.”

“Or, you only know how to act in certain situations and you end up freezing when something we don’t prepare you for happens,” Ran nods.

“You’ll be okay, Y/N,” Kakucho nods in your direction. “Just go in there and act as natural as possible.”

“Besides,” Taiju grins, “we’ll be in there soon enough with more backup than you could possibly need.”

“Y/N, come over here for a second,” Izana waves you down as he and Rindou stand up straight from where they had been huddled over your makeshift map.

When you walk off, Izana and Rin have you explain the layout of the prison one more time.

“And all their ammo, it’s kept in the warden’s room, right?” Rin then asks you for probably the tenth time today.

“Yes, all of it. But I’m sure they still keep guns on hand just in case,” you nod.

“Good,” he says as he looks at Izana. “The two of us will lead the group into the warden’s room and shut the place down before any of them can get to it.”

“Such idiots for leaving it in one of the outside rooms of the prison,” Izana shakes his head.

“So, what are you two saying?” Sanzu interrupts as he joins the conversation with a smile. “Are you ready to go?”

“As long as nobody fucks up we’ll be okay,” Izana answers bluntly, shrugging it off as a passing comment.

“Alright troops!” Sanzu then shouts to the surrounding group of the countless Divine Anarchy members. “Time to head out and kill those motherfuckers! Anyone gets a higher count than I do, drinks are on me!”

Though Sanzu’s words have many layers to them- he’s taking pride and boasting about mass murder, not to mention acting so nonchalant about it- but what strikes you hardest is the end. Drinks are on me. A sentence you haven’t heard since before the end of the world.

You’re not why it throws you through such a loop. Perhaps simply because you weren’t expecting it. Or, perhaps, it’s because it’s finally beginning to hit you that the world will never be going back to the way it was. You’re going to have to learn to adapt and survive the way you are now for the rest of your life.

You lead the group toward the prison where you know Kisaki and his group of ‘The Chosen’ were staying when you were last with them. How ironic that he was the one who led you to this place, and now you will be his downfall.

After leaving Sanzu with what was supposed to be a quick kiss goodbye but turned into a ten-minute makeout session, you approach the prison with nothing but your gun and the vest.

You approach the first door, the lobby, and knock. It’s quite literally the middle of the night, making you wonder how Sanzu never noticed that his number didn’t go down by one. Maybe since they’ve killed so much they lost track. That, or, what does one day even matter in their mind?

Either way, you wait outside the front door until someone comes to open it. A familiar face, Yamagishi, appears on the other side and your whole body relaxes. It’ll be so much easier getting past him than someone else like Kiyomasa who’s so damn annoying, to be quite honest.

“Y/N?” the brunette hums as he looks at you with narrowed eyes. “What’re you doing here?”

“I’m, uh, back, I guess. Look, I’m really sorry I left but if you could please just let me talk to Kisaki I’m sure he’d-“ you begin to ramble, putting on your little act as you push your way right past him.

“You can’t just come barging in! How the hell am I supposed to know if you’re gonna fucking murder everybody?” he calls out as you continue to walk through the lobby, away from Yamagishi. “Y/N! Don’t just walk away from me!”

Follow me, you shout to him in your head. Don’t lock the door, just follow after me!

“Why would I bother coming back here if I was going to kill you all,” you roll your eyes. “Come on, just tell me where he is. His room? Center control? Where?”

Thankfully, Yamagishi runs right after you and doesn’t even bother to shut the door behind him. He’s so worried about you storming into the place that he doesn’t see Sanzu creeping in behind him.

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BASICS

Name: Johnny Tazar Jr

Nicknames: T, TJ, Dragon boy, Jr and killer

Name Meaning: Eh he was just named after his original faceclaim, Johnny Depp

Gender:

Pronouns: he/they

Age: 15

Birthday: October 31st 1879

Zodiac: Scorpio

Blood Status: Half-blood

Ethnicity/Nationality: well his mother is German so I want to say he’s German and his nationality Irish because the dragons reside in the Irish mountains but it’s hidden by elf magic so it looks like it’s just mountains but there’s ruins, caves and houses for those who prefer to stay in human form. It’s a whole city with the dragons

Sexuality: aro-bi

Appearance

Body:

Height: 5’4 in his teen years- 6’2 in his adult years

Build:

Eyes: forest green

Hair: his hair color is brown

Skin: beige

Misc: [scars, birthmarks, glasses, etc] he has a few scars running across his chest from playing with his siblings, he’s got a scar running across his face from one of his many fights, he has scales running down his back and wrapping around his right leg, his eyes also stay the same as his dragon form and he has glasses

Material Items:

Clothing:

Accessories: A watch that Logan made for them, a bracelet he made out of his scales and a necklace he got from his fysthe (let’s just say that’s what father means in dragon tongue and totally not me misspelling father that bad)

In their school bag: A notebook, a pen, a few books like the nerd he is, a bag of treats for his dog, Lucky, an axe (don’t ask how it fits in there nobody knows) and a dagger

Reference:

Face Claim: teen years and adult years, Cillian Murphy

Voice Claim: Cillian Murphy

Personality

Traits:

+ [list of positive traits] ambitious, passionate, loyal, independent

+/— [list of neutral traits] sarcastic, pessimist, antisocial, carefree

— [list of negative traits] hothead, impatient, arrogant, blunt

Description:

Johnny is very hot headed and don’t tell him that he’s hot headed because he’ll just go off on a rant of how he’s not a hot head. Johnny also hates being called TJ as that’s what his mom calls him and he hates his mom.

Other:

Likes: chopping wood, his dad, sketching, writing and building

Dislikes: his mom, a group of orcs not too far away from his city and most humans cause of their mom

Alignment: lawful evil

Hogwarts

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Extracurriculars:

Clubs: Magical creatures club, dragon club (of course) and astronomy club

Quidditch: yeah he’s a seeker

Prefect or Head Boy/Girl: he somehow managed to be head boy and he was a prefect also

Best Classes:

Flying class because he’s a dragon I would be disappointed if the dragon didn’t know how to fly on a damn broom when they have to learn how to stabilize themselves in the air when they have giant wings flapping next to them.

Potions class because he compares it to cooking for his father when he was bed bound

Alchemy because why not, he likes it

Worst Classes:

Charms class mostly because he hates it very much

Herbology even if he spends a lot of time in the forest, he still isn’t used to screaming mandrakes plus those earmuffs ain’t doing shit to block the noise for him

Favorite Professors:

Professor [description of why] well he’s an hphl oc so I can’t decide this for now

Least Favorite Professors:

Professor [description of why] well he’s an hphl oc so I can’t decide this for now

Magic

Wand: black walnut, dragon heartstrings and 8 1/2 inches

It was said that black walnut was one of the three wand woods that worked well with alchemy and the dragon heartstring is just a pun

Special Abilities: [legillimens, occlumency, parseltongue, curses, etc] a golden lab animagus, he’s a necromancer, ancient magic, chaos magic, alchemy manipulation, alchemy, animal magic and much more that I don’t feel like writing

Boggart

Form: his dad in front of him dead with his mother laughing like a maniac

Riddikulus: their father and them making potions together

Patronus

Form: a Rottweiler

Memory: watching his father make him his necklace, the last thing they did together before his father fell ill for a few years

FAMILY

Father: Johnny Tazar Sr

His faceclaim is Tony Goldwyn

Johnny Sr is the dragon chief of the Irish mountains that they reside in.

Johnny Sr is a full dragon unlike his son

He is also a dragon rider and likes to fly around on his dragon when he’s not bed bound because of the poison in his veins.

He definitely doesn’t approve of Jr being a mercenary but there’s not much he can do while he’s bed bound besides tell his guards to watch over his son for him

#1 ex wife hate

His eyes stay the same in his human for like they are in his dragon form

Mother: Chloe Barns

Ima make this short and quick. She’s a bad mother, she tried to kill Johnny Sr which is why he was bed bound for a few years and her faceclaim is Allison Janney

Older Brother: Joseph Tazar

His faceclaim is David Mazouz

Joseph is the middle child between the three of them and he despises it because Sam is 10 years older than them so he bounced as soon as he got the chance too. And Johnny is the youngest so he usually gets ignored which leaves Joseph with caring for his father the most out of the three of them

When Joseph isn’t caring for his father he is most likely helping around in the city or flying around in his dragon form

Speaking for dragon forms, while in his human form Joseph has scales running across his face and his nails are shaper that a normal humans

Oldest brother: Sam Tazar

Sams faceclaim is Cameron Monaghan

Sam came from his fathers previous marriage with a lovely women named Samantha, she sadly died a few years before Joesph was born

Even though Sam isn’t around much he still visits to help his younger brothers with their ill father and help around the city whenever he gets the chance too

While in his human form Sam eyes stay the same as his dragon form which is just like his fathers eyes

Pets:

Her name is lucky and she’s a golden lab who Johnny loves very much

A horse named Port and Johnny loves him very much also

FRIENDS

Best Friends:

Ima put Lillian down as his best friend since that’s the first friend they ever made in the human realm @camillejeaneshphm

Good Friends:

Atticus because why not, talking to Lillian leads you to her lover friend @hphmmatthewluther

@hogwartsmysteryho Nolan because Johnny somehow got stuck with showing all the first years around even if he himself was only a second year

Friends:

Person [description of relationship]

Dormmates:

Maybe Nolan because Johnny has nobody in his dorm and from what I’m seeing everyone is making their oc a Ravenclaw

Enemies:

Let me know if you want our ocs to be enemies

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Junko Enoshima x reader -imagine/scenario - flustering her S/O on purpose

Request: Scenario: Junko somehow ends up buried in a snowbank with only her butt sticking out. She could very easily pull herself put, but her s/o is there. As such, she decides to take advantage of her position and fluster her s/o as much as she possibly can.

Gender Neutral reader - PG-13 lewd humorous themes but not NSFW.

I’m gonna do Danganronpa 3 anime version Junko/in Hope’s Peak before she went full murderous dictator and was more small-scale evil and plotting with Ryota’s animation. I hate Junko Enoshima with a blinding passion but anything for you, my dear nonnie ~ Admin Kokichi

- You and Junko were going to the slopes today.

- Well, everyone at Hope’s Peak affectionately nicknamed them “the slopes” but they were in reality just a few large, very steep hills out behind the academy.

- When it snowed there, it snowed hard, and not a single Hope’s Peak student would be seen missing a snow day out to the slopes. It was basically social suicide to not attend.

- Your girlfriend had of course dragged you out despite the freezing cold. She was The Junko Enoshima. If anyone who was anyone would be out in the snow that day, of course she had to be there.

- And she was of course wearing designer snow gear: the most expensive furry boots, tight layers of velour snow pants, the cutest rhinestoned earmuffs and animal-print gloves.

- You tried to warn her that her outfit wasn’t exactly practical for sledding, snowball fights, skiing or any other sporty snow activity, but she of course shut you up quickly.

- She loved the attention she got from being her plain old sexy, alluring self, and this outfit made her “ass look tight,” and her “curves look bomb AF!” as she’d assured you upon leaving the dorms that day.

- It was also a plus that every student who mattered would be there, so she could *ahem* recruit them to her cause. You knew Junko was always up to something with her sister Mukuro, but you never were fully let in on all of their secrets and plans. Junko had real trust and true intimacy problems you suspected, never taking dates and romance seriously, instead favoring immature innuendos and purely sexual teasing, and you could understand that to an extent.

- You thought maybe she was just hurt in the past and had issues with relationships, so decided to be patient with her. You never could’ve guess what she had in store for the world months later or what hid inside her dark heart.

~

- It had been less than 45 minutes out in the cold, and Junko was quickly becoming bored: whining, shivering and complaining.

- She was going to shake things up, make it interesting. You knew when she got that maischevious grin on her face that she was getting bored and ready to do the absolute most to entertain herself.

- And so, with her on a pastel pink, narrow and aerodynamic sled bedside you, and you on a much cheaper and crappier purple dinky sled, you began to race her down the slope at her command and insistence.

- You both began to pick up speed, her pigtails flying backwards in the wind. She was laughing maniacally, having cheated by getting a head start. That was just your Junko.

- Mukuro stood around the bottom of the hill with a scarf as a makeshift finish-line flag, waiting to announce Junko as the winner. But Junko had other plans.

- “AGH~! Ohhhh noooo...” Junko yelled out in a very forced and lackluster voice. Her sled had *flipped over* and sent her tumbling face-first into a huge bank of snow. It was a miniature mountain in its own right, about ten feet high.

- “J-Junko!” You tumbled off of your sled to assist your girlfriend. When you rushed to her side along with Mukuro, her pert... “tight” little ass was sticking straight up out of the pile of snow, in a very...compromising position. You put your hands on your hips disapprovingly, almost immediately realizing what was going on here. “...Junko,” you sighed with a warning tone.

- “Ahhh~ ohhh, S/O~ I’m stuck. I desperately need your help.” Junko’s voice was almost comically muffled against the powdery snow, but her tone was trying very hard to be seductive...and it was...kinda working.

- “I think you’re completely fine, Junko dear,” you chuckled, your cheeks heating up as she began to make her knees tremble and stuck her ass out further. Other students were beginning to stop and stare, and you were a bit flustered and jealous at the same time. “J-Junko stop!” You ran up to her, covering the curve of her ass with both hands. You were in such a rush to protect her decency from prying eyes that you didn’t realize you were grasping onto both cheeks firmly.

- “Oh ho ho~ Pupupupu~!!! I was so hoping no one would like, totally take advantage of me in my very vulnerable position. I really hope that’s S/O’s horny little grubby hands on my ass right now and not some random perv!” She wiggled around in your grasp, onlookers chuckling and enjoying the show.

- “Junko, why do you do this to me?!” You cried out, very turned on and very humiliated.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Letterkenny Cold Open

Aight. After autumn.

Ask anyone around the area about accuracy; Arctic activities are abundant, astonishing, astounding, and A1 on all accounts.

Back up.

Before beach bodies, bros better bundle up in boots, blankets, and balaclavas because a bloody bitter breeze will blow brisk, blustery and bleak.

Careful.

Correct and common to cocoon in a cap, coat and comforter, because a cutting cold can consume your character, occasionally create a corpse and continually compress your cock.

Don't.

Don't you dare dawdle, dilly-dally, or dick around after dark in December; she's definitely damn drafty if you're down a duvet.

Easily.

Each and every Earthling's environmentally enslaved.

Fact.

It's fucking freezing. It's frigging frigid. You're fit for flu in February without fleece, flannel, full-fledged furnace, or fire.

Go on.

It's a God damn glacier. Go grab gloves or garb and gear up for gusts.

Hear ya.

Hypothermia. If you don't heat your home to half hellish, it's harsh. Hibernate in a hoodie. Hot chocolate. Harry and the Hendersons.

Infinitely Icy.

Inhabit indoors. Isolated and insulated. Incubate the igloo. Illness is an issue. Influenzas implied, infections imminent, immunities impossible.

Just joking.

Aw, just joshing. Jargon, it ain't jail. Jackets in January's no jigsaw.

Keep calm.

Killjoys keep comfy in their kingdom, crushing kilos of kleenex, keen for cozy kayaking with their kids when the key is killing kegs with your kin.

Literally.

Losers live life locked in their lairs, lingering lazy and lifeless, lost like legit loners while the leaders and larger learned let loose.

Muffs.

Earmuffs. Mittens and mucus medicine, til mighty maniacal Mother Nature makes milder, mellower and meltier moves. Motivate your mates like the moose, Mark Messier, maybe mix a martini for your maiden if you've met your match.

Nature.

Naturally nippy, but that's not the new up north. Normal naturistic narrative, not national news.

Overcast.

Overcoats and overshoes, obvious-lay.

Polar.

Parkas and pullovers, particular-lay.

Tried quail?

A quantity of quality quilts is quaint and quasi-quintessential to avoid quivering and quash quarreling if quarantined to one's quarters. Try quail.

Reindeer.

Well, not raw, rookie. In a rosemary rub roast with radish, wrapped with rich, rare bacon after removing Rudolph's red nose.

Sledding.

So we're sound. Sled is a synonym for snowmobile. Snowmobile is a synonym for sled.  So, a sled is a snowmobile, a snowmobile is a sled. Super?

Terrific.

Trust a traditional turtleneck to maintain a toasty temperature over time.

Ugly.

Useful.

Vile.

Valuable.

Whatever.

Whiteouts and wind chills?  Walk it off whiners. Withdraw whimpering and wake up wankers. Wrathful wicked weather? Wear woollens or waterproof wardrobe. Warm your wet work wear by the wood stove. Winter is wonderful, wild and wide.

Exactly.

Exceptionally.

Yyyyep.

Yeah.

Zero...  Degrees?

Well, sub-zero, but... aw, zip it.

[myf4shionfolder]

Undercover 78 jeans / 2009 earmuff maniac collection

[out-of-this-town]

Warming up

Fairy Tail, Nalu, fluff  

This ended up being a little longer than planned, but I hope you like it :)

This is the first piece of fanfiction that I’ve written and English is not my first language, so please forgive small mistakes made while writing. Constructive criticism is welcomed.   (ao3)

It sounded like a bad idea the moment she heard it and yet, Lucy still got dragged into it anyway.

A snowball fight. A snowball fight against Gray and Erza.

Of course it could have been worse. At least she had Natsu on her team instead of against her. But still. Death had never seemed so close.

Leaving the battlefield was only allowed after receiving a critical 'critical' hit. Meaning a snowball to the head, stomach, back or chest. And while Lucy wanted to leave this game as soon as possible, getting a snowball launched at her face via Erza or Gray was not something she wanted to experience. Which meant she would have to try her best to stay in the game. Great.

Hit on the legs or arms meant you weren't allowed to use the injured 'injured' limb. That meant crawling or rolling after losing one's legs. Losing both arms would probably mean spitting the snow toward the opponents. Again, getting drool covered missiles spat at her face was not Lucy’s idea of fun.

Use of magic was not allowed which at least made it a little easier to face off against an ice make -wizard and someone with an infinite amount of shields at her disposal. But Lucy was still sure that she would not escape this game without some impressive bruises.

"I could be reading, at home, where it's safe and warm," Lucy muttered as she looked on to where Virgo and Gray were using snow and ice to construct low walls and pillars to hide behind during their battle.

"Lighten up, Luce! This is gonna be so much fun." She looked to where Natsu was grinning like a maniac and rubbing his hands together in preparation of destroying their friends. Lucy felt a small smile tucking at her lips at the sight of her best friend's excitement. How someone could look that adorable while planning on ways to maim his friends, she didn't know. Maybe it was the earmuffs and gloves she'd forced him to wear?

All too soon, Erza was announcing the start of the game. The two teams headed off to the opposite sides of their battlefield and Virgo was quick to return to the spirit realm. It seemed that despite her love for pain, even this was too much for the spirit to handle.

Lucy sight with defeat as she found herself hiding behind a snow wall, watching as Natsu made a pile of snowballs. He was rolling them to be as hard as possible, claiming that it would make them fly faster. Lucy suspected that it had more to do with the damage inflicted on impact.

"Here, take these." Lucy was startled to find a pile of snowballs dumped in her lap by a very serious looking Natsu. "You go right. I'll take the left since that's where Gray is hiding."

Lucy grabbed a hold of the dragon slayer before he could sneak off. "Hold it. As soon as I leave this spot, I will be killed by a snowball. I'm not moving. You can deal with those two on your own."

"C'mon Lucy. This won't be fun if you're not in on it," Natsu whined as he did his best impression of puppy eyes.

"Not a chan- wait... were you trying to leave me to deal with Erza?" The celestial mage shot Natsu a horrified look.

He had the decency to look a little sheepish before answering. "Erza might go easy on you but she'll definitely end me. Besides, I wanna beat Popsicle using his own element." Natsu grinned proudly as he showed her a ball that was more ice than snow.

"This is Erza we're talking about. She won't risk losing by going easy on anyone," Lucy said, snatching the iceball from him and throwing it carelessly over her shoulder. No way was she allowing the murder of a friend.

A few seconds after the ball of ice had left her hand, a thud followed by a pained groan could be heard. Lucy froze in place as her heart sunk to her stomach. Natsu was the first to move and look over the wall.

"Ha! You nailed him in the shoulder, Lucy! Serves him right for trying to sneak up on us." Her gaze snapped up to a gleeful Natsu.

"I did?" Carefully Lucy followed Natsu in peeking over the wall. Her eyes immediately landing on Gray who was lying on the ground and holding his right shoulder. "I did! Look, Natsu, I landed a hit!"

Lucy couldn't keep the excitement from showing in her voice or the wide grin that formed on her face. A grin that dropped a moment later when Gray directed her with a seething look that promised vengeance. Eyes wide, Lucy did quick work of ducking back down.

"You're going to pay for this, Lucy!" Oh, dear Mavis. She really should have stayed home. If Gray didn't finish her, Juvia would when she heard Lucy was responsible for her beloved's injury.

"You wish, Ice-for-brains! Since Lucy got you with a half-assed throw, you ain't gonna survive it when we start putting in actual effort!" Lucy opened her mouth to tell the dragon slayer off from further provoking the enemy, but a new voice made her stop as pure terror started to run through her.

"Lucy did this? Well, I'm impressed. She was the first to throw as well as to land a hit. It seems I have underestimated how big of a threat our Lucy is." Oh damn oh damn ohdamnoh- "Gray, change of plans. From this point forward, Lucy will be our number one priority!"

Erza sounded serious. Very serious.

Natsu dropped back down to sit next to her, face blank. For a moment, Lucy worried that he might be upset over no longer being considered the biggest threat in this battle. That worry was quickly replaced by dread as Natsu grinned at her.

"Looks like there won't be any hiding for you." He offered her a new snowball. "Here. I'll distract and you throw. This is gonna be so much fun!"

After one last defeated sigh, Lucy took the offered projectile and gave Natsu a determined nod. Might as well go down fighting.

...

Nearly an hour later, Lucy found herself enjoying the game. Sure, she was still terrified every time she moved from a safe spot, but it had become a thrilling sort of fear. After taking the first hit on her left arm and surviving the experience, it wasn't that bad. Hurt like hell, but wasn’t that bad.

Natsu had lost his left arm and right leg and was therefore dragging said leg behind him as he moved. Gray didn't have his arms in use, but had found a previously unknown talent of rolling snowballs with his bare feet and then kicking them with surprising accuracy. Lucy had only lost that one arm and had taken to turning that side toward any incoming snowballs, using it as a shield -a decision she would no doubt regret once she saw the bruises in the morning. Erza, of course, was still uninjured.

As Lucy dove down behind an ice pillar, she was pleased to discover Natsu grouching behind a wall next to her hiding spot.

Natsu's eyes lit up as he noticed her presence. "Lucy! Nice to see that you're still around. With all the screaming you did back there, I thought that Erza got you."

"Nah. She was close though. Saw my life flashing before my eyes and all that." She couldn't hide her bright smile.

"Well, you're just in time to see me give Ice princess a face full of snow. I know exactly where he's hiding and there is no avoiding what's coming to him." With an evil smirk and a tight grip on his snowball, Natsu turned around to peek over the wall.

Just then, Lucy saw a flash of red. Without thinking, she launched herself at Natsu, knocking him down from the side as something smacked hard against her back. The air was pushed from their lungs at the hard landing, both of them too shocked to move as Lucy lay on top of Natsu.

"The hell was-" Natsu's words were cut off at the sound of a pained moan from the girl on top of him.

"I don't think I'm going to make it," Lucy whimpered, only half joking.

"Wha-", mitten covered hand brushed through remnants of a snowball on the her back. "Shit. That's definitely a critical hit."

Lucy only groaned in response.

"You took an Erza throw for me," Natsu said in awe.

"Don't remind me. I'm going to feel it tomorrow." Lucy buried her cold face in the warmth of Natsu's neck, only now realizing how cold she'd gotten. Her arms were already trapped beneath him, his high body temperature doing wonders to her cold fingers.

"You sacrificed yourself for me." Lucy made a noise of protest as Natsu tucked her head away from it's hiding spot. She had given her life to save him, the least he could do was warm her. "I swear I'm gonna avenge you."

Lucy let out a little laugh as she returned her head to it's previous spot. “You’d better.”

A small shiver worked it's way through her and Natsu was quick to wrap his arms around her. "You cold?"

"Mmhm."

"Here, let me just..." instantly, Lucy could feel the heat radiating off of Natsu grow stronger. She couldn't help the pleased sound that left her.

This was nice, she thought, lying in Natsu's warm arms and letting her tired and cold body rest. Why didn't they do this more often?

"Hey, dummy! Did you forget that magic isn't allowed? Don't even try to deny that you're using it, I can see the steam from melting snow!"

Natsu grumbled a curse at the sound of Grays voice and held her a little bit closer.

"Shaddap! Ya monsters killed Luce! Let me mourn in peace before I get back to kicking you're sorry asses!"

"What?! Erza got Lucy? Oh man, I wanted to be the one to do it!"

Lucy ignored the rest of the banter around her in favor of enjoying the warmth of her best friend for a little while longer.

...

Groaning, Lucy collapsed face-first into the softness of her bed as her bruised body gave up on her. Natsu seated himself on the floor next to her bed, chin resting on the mattress. His face was the definition of sulking.

"I don't care what Erza says, it was cheating. No way was anyone dodging that monster of a snowball. It was at least five times my size!"

"To be fair, we never did discuss what were the allowed snowball sizes." Lifting her head from the pillow, she gave him a small smile. "Besides, you got to take out Gray. Isn't that what's important?"

The memory brought back his bright grin. "Did you see his face? That dumb-ass really thought that he would get me. And next year we'll beat both of them." With a determined twinkle in his eyes, Natsu smacked his fist into palm.

Lucy winced at the thought. As much fun as she'd had, another round of this might just be testing her luck. As the saying goes: it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...or limb...or life.

Natsu turned grim as he noticed her pained expression. "Your back still hurtin'?"

"Hm? Oh, that. Not so much. Only when I move. Or breath. Erza might have really been tying to kill us."

Without warning, Natsu slipped his hand under her shirt and the heat from his palm instantly eased the pain radiating from the sore spot on her back. A small shiver worked through her, as he started to knead the abused muscles.

“Don’t tell me you’re cold too.” Natsu rolled his eyes in mock exasperation. “Honestly, Luce, how did you survive before meetin’ me?” Before Lucy could protest, he had slipped in bed with her. One hand stayed firmly on her back and the other slipped under her head and around her shoulders, her nose pressed against his chest, as he held her close.

“You’re one to talk. I don’t think you’re capable of feeding yourself since you’re always raiding my fridge.” Lucy snorted as she snuggled a little closer. She knew she should be kicking him out of her bed and yelling at him for how improper this was, but... she didn’t want to. Natsu was so warm and comfortable, and he smelled like campfire and summer nights. Why was she always so quick to kick him out when he tried to sleep next to her?

“Hey! I’m only here to make sure you don’t get yourself in trouble when you’re unsupervised. Feeding me is a small price to pay for safety.”

“Hah! Small is far from the amount of money I have to fork out to keep you fed. Besides, I’m not the one blowing up -” Lucy forgot what she was about to say as she looked up. 

They were so close. Their noses nearly touching and Natsu’s breaths falling against her lips. Were his eyes always this dark or was she imagining things?

Slowly, she felt his hand slipping away from her back in favor of brushing aside the hair that had fallen on her face, his thumb stroking against her cheek.

“Still cold?” Natsu asked in a low voice.

No. “A little,” she whispered, afraid that any loud sound would break the feeling in the room.

“Want me to stay a little longer?”

Lucy bit her lip, knowing that she should refuse. “Yes, please.” She didn’t.

Natsu released a breath she hadn’t known he was holding, before moving to press a gentle kiss between her brows. 

“Sorry you got hurt, but thanks for today. I know you weren’t all that excited about playing with us at the beginning.” He nudged her nose with his as he brought their foreheads together, eyes locked to each other. Was it always this difficult to breath?

“Yeah, well...” her voice sounded far too breathy to her liking, and forming a sentence had never been so hard. “It’s always more fun when we’re together.”

And, of course, Natsu just had to respond by giving her that grin of his that made her heart do odd things. For a moment, Lucy thought that he would kiss her. Or she him... But they didn’t. 

She wasn’t ready for that quite yet. Lucy didn’t think he was either. They were best friends -partners. She wasn’t willing to risk what they had right now.

Slowly, she pulled away before burying her face against his chest. Natsu held her closer, before breaking the heavy feeling in the room by cracking a dumb joke in a true Natsu manner. The rest of the night was spent talking, joking and teasing each other, and Lucy fell asleep without ordering the dragon slayer out of her bed.

For his part, Natsu made a promise to himself, that by next year, not getting kicked out of Lucy’s bed would be normal.