#earth update

[earth-changelog]

🌳🌍 Earth 1.0.14 Update 🌲🌎

Hornets now have nine lives.

Salamanders™ can now recognize faces.

Fixed a bug that allowed Humans to become allergic to perfectly safe items.

[jevthejester]

[gnarpgnarped]

Things about Earth I have learned:

-Humans Love me on the Internet

-Humans Hate me in person (I have been hurt)

-They have foot long fruits

-Poison is a favorite food of Many

-Cats are awesome!

-Humans have rayguns without rays?

-I love Earth!!

[thegooberestofgangs]

Today is a good day, the sun is out and it doesn't want to come down oh god oh fuck why is it not coming down

-Grawlie

[netscapenavigator-official]

🌳🌍 Earth 1.0.1 Update 🌲🌎

Added an eighth day of the week called Blorbylfest. During said day, trees come alive and wonder around freely. If frightened, they will explode.

[cipher-fresh]

cunk on gallifrey

[piracyismymiddlename]

You can now shapeshift into what ever you want once every 30 days.

[tsuyonpuu]

The tiniest fellowship 🤏 Part of a Rotator-Standee i am working on 👀

[demaparbat-hp]

Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.

[miralyk]

another orbit around the sun finished...! here's to continuing on 🎇

[helldivers-2]

Malevelon Creek is calling for liberation!

Avenge our fallen Helldivers!

[earth-changelog]

🌳🌍 Earth 1.0.17 Update 🌲🌎

🎃 Our long awaited Halloween update! 🎃

Made ghosts ghostier.

Fixed a translation issue where skeletons would announce that they were “boned up.” We’ve since fixed the dialogue, which should now says “I HAVE AN ERECTION!!! A FAT HONKING ERECTION OF MY BIG FAT SKELETON COCK!!”

The moon will now turn red on Halloween Day.

We’ve given demons the ability to kill humans, but only the YouTube vloggers.

There is now a 0.05% chance that Entity_53C (aka the Nameless Entity) will spawn in the back seat of your car.

Human children now have a 16.925% chance of retaliating against inadequate trick or treat candy via launching an apple at the forehead of the culprit.

Added Entity_1759W, Bjørn. He is a talking bear wearing a Jason Voorhees mask. Bjørns have a high tendency of spawning and standing animationless in open fields. If approached he will maul you.

[hamletthedane]

Middle Earth map mural is complete! Definitely the coolest thing in my house right now.

…and it only took ten paint pens and three seasons of the West Wing to finish 😅

(“But what about the resale value??” my relative asked me when I started this project. Look, I do not make an ungodly mortgage payment every month just to treat my house like a rental. That’s what they invented primer and paint for :))

Before/afters under the cut:

[homefryboy]

when u kill a giant lizard as bros

bonus pic

[cosmicfunnies]

Good evening!

This is a re visited comic on earth introducing herself! All of my comics and future topics will be in this new format as they will be included in the new website I am working on!

I hope you all like the new design!

[netscapenavigator-official]

🌲🌎 Earth 1.0.2 Update 🌍🌳

Added a new type of guy. He ratios his own posts.