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pkaykim · 4 months ago

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Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics #Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol #I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!

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magnusbae · 6 months ago

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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

#This is embarrassing. Shame on them.#Laying off workers and discovering you can't just do their work without them.#Clowns fr.#Spotify wrapped #Spotify

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mylittleredgirl · 5 months ago

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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.

#american politics #and then may he lose the next election so bad it’s embarrassing and then choke on a dorito in public amen 🙏#containment breach

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isabela-merceds · 3 months ago

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president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

#zelensky #donald trump #jd vance #us politics #ukraine #america you fucking embarrassment #i can't believe what i've just watched

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jue-jack · 2 months ago

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Kirby is a star!!!

#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious #what he ever do #i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time #i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them #art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #kirby #nintendo #comic #i'm gonna post one of these a day #like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao

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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 year ago

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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

#im only allowed to be publicly embarrassing in front of people who equally overshare on this hellsite #text

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androgynealienfemme · 11 months ago

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It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

#Kamala Harris #us politics #like genuinely seeing people say she was an actual cop #that was never true #and it’s kind of embarrassing #like please her wiki page is right there

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machine-saint · 1 year ago

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look at this wacky thing the google AI results just showed me!

#it's embarrassing how many people thought the “slurpy faggi” one was real tbh

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iamthemess · 1 month ago

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JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.

Barry: how old do you think Robin is?

Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12

Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league

Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman

Nightwing: that's ridiculous

Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!

Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now

Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one

Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds

Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now

Dick: WHAT

Dick: 30! IM 26

Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET

Barry: Hold on, wha-

*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*

Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!

Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!

Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!

Wally: Well, not anymore you're not

Hal: Can I come?

Dick: that's up to Batman

Hal:...

Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas

Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!

Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!

#batman comics #batman #justice league #JL learning about the batfam #batfam #dcu #dc universe #dc comics #nightwing #robin #wally west #barry allen #hal jordan #oliver queen #they find out nightwing was robin #oliver so clueless he doesnt know he works with his godson #nephew?#other term for a close familial adult figure but isnt actually related at all #and the extent of their relationship is being invited for christmas and telling embarrassing stories about your dad from their college days

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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napping-sapphic · 8 months ago

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

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anartificialsatellite · 1 year ago

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

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nonasuch · 9 months ago

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must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

#about half of the things this post applied to are embarrassing to admit but the grooves they wore in my brain remain nonetheless

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wasabi-gumdrop · 1 year ago

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