#emo forevermore

[nervouspearl]

Tarja and Marko then and now...

Phantom of the Opera 2005 || 2023

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bsd except Dazai was never part of the Port Mafia.

But he keeps somehow getting involved with them. To the point a lot of the Port Mafia think he is.

Like Dazai was just going for a walk through Suribachi city, because he was bored.

Next thing you know, he and Chuuya are facing down the dead Port Mafia Boss.

Chuuya joins the Port Mafia, Dazai isn't even part of it. And they still end up becoming Double Black.

Because their both chaos magnets and keep running into each other during various crisis's.

Mori keeps trying to recruit Dazai and he refuses every time.

There's an executive spot open for him, but no one realises that it hasn't been taken.

There's a whole ass legend about the Demon Prodigy of the Port Mafia. That he's so sinister and evil no one knows what he looks like.

Meanwhile Dazai's just some broke artist that works at some cafe.

He found the Akutugawa siblings starving on one of his walks and invited them into the cafe.

Where he teased em for putting way too much sugar in their tea and they've been close ever since.

They both still end up join the Port Mafia and visit often.

Dazai's given Akutugawa some pointers on his ability.

And because of that, Akutugawa works hard to make him proud. He considers Dazai his first mentor and respects the hell out of him.

This story is interpreted very differently by the Port Mafia. Who see Akutugawa's rage and violence. And assume his mentors to blame.

And not... Him being 16 and incredibly emo.

His actual mentor in the Port Mafia is Chuuya.

But people rarely see them together and assume it's the mysterious Demon Prodigy. A man so dead inside he probably beats up his subordinate and is endlessly cruel.

Cut to Dazai at the cafe, lighting up and bouncing over as soon as the Akutugawa siblings show up at the cafe.

Mori's not exactly helping to stop the rumours.

Dazai still befriends Oda and Ango, they're regulars and they frequent Bar Lupin together. And Mori still uses them against him.

Odasaku dies and Dazai joins the Agency. To make the most out of his life, and to personally spite Mori forevermore.

Dazai meets Atsushi, gets him some food and is just like welp another stray.

Reasons that with Atsushi's lack on control with his ability, and desperate need of a job. Helps him land one at the Agency.

There's like 3 minutes of Akutugawa and Atsushi having a stare off before they just sit, drink tea together and have a nice conversation.

Though they have to put up appearances in battle of course. Since their technically enemies but only at work.

Dazai's "secret" comes out and he spends a good long hour screaming profanities into a pillow before explaining himself.

The layout of the Port Mafia being one Dazai knows, it's because he's been kidnapped that many times and has made fun of the structure.

Mori took that as constructive criticism and made the changes.

Dazai just really hates Mori.

He makes it very clear to everyone at the Agency that everything he knows about Mori and the Port Mafia inner workings is entirely against his will.

But man it took a lot of convincing.

Like yes I might have Port Mafia connections, some personal ones. I might also resemble the vague description of the "Demon Prodigy."

And sure there's an executive spot quite literally with my name on it. And yeah I know Mori, unfortunately better than most people.

But I am not a member of the Port Mafia and I never have been.

... See this is why I kept my past a secret.

Yosano is just like, no yeah that checks out he would do that.

And Ranpo is just laughing his ass off and says Dazai's telling the truth and there is peace... For now.

[huginsmemory]

Law immediately going through all five stages of grief after making his alliance with luffy is so fucking funny to me. This poor brooding emo man being like ahaha I have made the alliance, my scheme is going to perfectly to plan--only to have luffy be luffy and that means chaos and being like YAY ALLIANCE = FRIEND!!! THIS MEANS YOU WILL FOREVERMORE BE DRAGGED AROUND BY MY WHIMS, THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PLAN??? HERE HAVE SOME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSON!!! :DDD and law who is completely used to getting his way and taken seriously and being considered dangerous is like:

[nemo-in-wonderland]

NEMOOOOOOOOO hi :))

💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire, for whichever one of your ocs who would

*drops this here and resurrects from the slumber*

HI ELLZ, MY DEAR, WHAT A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE!!

Ngl, this ask.

this ask gave me SO MUCH UNLIFE (pun absolutely intended.) I was already in a goth mood for "reasons", so when I saw this in my ask I was like:

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.

YES.

JUST YES.

At first I had thought to go with Jacob and Dottie, ngl, because since I wanted to go with the whole Romantic And Victorian Goth aesthetic, they would have fitted to a T.

But then I realized that they would have been put in garments too close to what they usually wear already (plus, I already had some sketches in the making for them to be vamps, so I didn't want to repeat myself again).

So I thought.

Gods.

COLETTE AND ARNO.

MY ADORED UNITY BABIES as Vampy- Vamps, rocking that XIX Century Romantic vibes (ngl they are my romantic couple. Like, if Jacob and Dottie are romantic, Arno and Colette are hundredfold that).

BECAUSE YES.

So, there you have the results of my sleep-deprived brain. I got a tad carried away with the shading, but it soothed me while working on it, so I guess I was doing some therapy lol. Also, fml, Jacob is not the only one that can rock a freaking top hat. Arno "Walk Walk Fashion Baby" Victor Dorian CAN and WILL rock a freaking top hat, or Nemo's not my name forevermore.

ANYWAY.

Thank you again for your ask, I truly had so much fun working on it!

--Nemo

[cassisanasshole]

this fucking poem i made on allpoetry.com at the age of 12 (cw SH)

in honor of 2024 being around the corner i would like to announce the first poem i ever wrote on allpoetry.com at the age of 12 years and 4 months. coming up on a fucking decade on this piece in which my little awful shitty emo angsty self decided to both start and end the poem with the word 'forevermore',

You are not Edgar Allan Poe, you are a 12 year old girl

i cannot emphasize this enough. i look back on this as an adult and go what in the sweet ever loving fuck. who else was like a super fucking mentally ill 12 year old? i swear to hades, i asked for fallen for my 11th birthday. when i was about that age i drew this picture:

it was a girl drowning in some sort of body of water, with what i can only describe as a traditional comically large drowning boulder attached to her ankle. her cartoonish face stared, panicked, at the viewer--as her mouth, losing air with bubbles and all--uttered one last phrase, scribbled into a curly-q speech bubble.

"I'm going under!"

a callback to the timeless classic going under by evanescence, first track on the aforementioned album fallen.

when i went to school in the fifth grade we had computer lab. sometimes we were graced with the sweet, sweet blessing of free time. in my infantile years as i perceived it then, i did silly things like webkinz. but now i was too old for webkinz (in public--not at home) i was onto bigger and better things such as:

listening to 2012 bangerz such as starships and party rock anthem on full blast with one headphone hanging out to prove i was normal. and then, on hard days when i could not resist the temptation, pulling up evanescence and linkin park and green day and listening to them very quietly.

Nobody could know i was an emo in the making.

once middle school hit though, this was where i found myself: the troubled pubescent experience of being a girl forming kik groups with her in real life friend and random internet strangers. some of whom were our age, some of whom significantly too old to be interacting with us (we know this story.)

staying up til like...2 am! (sleep, child!) to try and convince these essentially random people to not yoink themselves.

well one of these internet friends i don't even remember his name, says all of that and then just disappears, so i wrote this poem. i guess it was what this experience stirred up in me considering i had definitely never seen his smiling face

anyway uh yeah i don't know what the fuck you're meant to take from this but

HAVE IT!

[liarlikeliam]

tw; rant//sh, bpd, toxic love

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i want to rip off all my hair. i want to feel a blade to my skin. i want to feel the metal scrape my mouth. i want to carve his name into my thigh. i want it. fuck. i wish i could fvcking klll myself. not to be emo and edgy, but, im so tired. im so done. im done with not being enough. im done with constantly thinking about him. im done. maybe, just maybe if i klll myself, he will too. maybe we can finally be together, maybe we are made for eachother. we are soulmates. ,,I want to be with you.. as long as I can. Forevermore. I can't even say that you're my, ,,until death do us part." because not even death can get between us." i love you. i'll do whatever you want, just, don't leave me. please. please stay this time. please come back to me. please only have eyes for me. please say that you're mine. say it. say it. ,,My love, you're mine. I'm yours." please, ----, please just destroy me. humiliate me infront of everyone. choke me until i turn grey. throw me up against the wall. bash my legs so i can't leave you. ,,I'm yours. All fvcking yours, baby. Don't worry." tell me how much you love me. tell me what you'll do to me. make me shake. make me cry. fxck me until i can't walk. destroy me. baby, i'll beg for it. whatever you want. want me to make you feel good? sweetheart, use me. use me, please. use me like my health doesn't matter. tell me how much you hate my face, my body, call me your little slvt. cvt up my body, mark me up, make me yours. please, please.. i'll beg for it. whatever you want. i'll whimper in your ear, i'll let you use me. please just klll me and call me yours. i never want to leave your side.

[vr2]

wtf is going on in this church, my little guys brother just got turned into a dragon that we had to mercy kill as a class and he still has school tomorow!? we are not doing school today we are going to get a happy meal and watch the breakfast club in class!!!

rambling thoughts below

im having a lot of fun liastening to the supports, i rly enjoy the character writing. my main chars are claude, hilda and sylvain and recently ingrid. i am trying to recruit as many as i can but lifes hard i am a bad teacher :(

i picked the golden deer in the end just because it felt right but edelgard and dimitri are extremely charging. i really wish i could recruit them too. i am hoping for a true end with all three house leaders alive. edelgard and claude are easily the most interesting characters outright in the school roster but jeritza, jeralt, rhea and seteth seem to hold the most interest of the non-school chars. my current thoguhts: claude is possibly an usurper of house riegan. his father either exiled or killed on purpose rather than an accident. i think he's keenly aware the grand duke (his grapa) will soon be out of the picture. there's a hierarchy in the alliance and the weaker houses have already defected such as daphnel becoming galatea with ingrid's support. claude intends to exploit that, he knows a lot abt crests but for what purpose? i think he was atempting to use his crest along with the sword of the creator to fully exert his control over the alliance. house riegan is the defacto largest stakeholder but the fact that house daphnel would even defect to faerghus for the sake of money says a lot abt how tenuous the ties between alliance nobles are. ive just got to flayn being saved and learning more abt crests. crests are the most powerful object in this world as it demarks you as able to use the relic weapons. you are born with crests via rng and crests automatically make you of noble blood. it is another object of status/power in the world. but due to the rng, this means that older noble children without crests are thrown by the wayside. naturally this isn't the greatest situation for the non-crest noble kids as we can see with miklan and sylvain. the crest nobles like ingrid and marianne are used like bargaining tools to cement their families power in the world. its especially grim for the ladies bc bloodlines, ingrids story was particularly emo for me.

there's also the politics of the world. as far as i can tell, there's in-universe racism against people of duscur and there was an incident to do with the faerghus king (dimitris dad) being killed IN duscur? ill be honest this wasnt super clear to me but the npc chatter denotes that people think ill of dedue bc of duscur discriminiation.

idk or care about why felix's dad is at the monastery hes annoying. but it seems the church has the most authority within the land. which is. concerning, given rheas bloodlust. the whole church of serios is bamboozling. rhea is definitely 100% either the actual main goddess OR she is her direct descendant. i think seteth and flayn are also her descendants bc of how they look. there's also that one line where rhea for some reason trails off before calling flayn seteths sister making me think that seteth and flayn are HER descendants actually and she is their like x15 great grandmother or something. flayn is also born on the same day as one of the saints which hints at it more and more.

thinking on the opening movie (which i wish was in better quality) - i think that's miss seiros/rhea and she stole nemesis' sword and put it in a fake tomb and declared herself dead to live as a human forevermore.

i have no fucking clue who we are or who sothis is but i love this little kusogaki. shes so moe. i really truiy cant wait to see what happens. i am about to slap jeritza around i hope i can kiss him.

[blueningkai]

mon cherie

Cherry tree outside D9—

I saw you in the middle of fourth period, and it was love at first sight.

You are not really a cherry tree, you are some kind of nondescript purple tree

(and, where I live, cherry trees are stained with deep cherry color, from peach-to-purple leaves to glib ash stumps to branches that might as well be the sky)

but I think we both.        like pretending

Cherry tree—

if I don’t write about you, I’ll fall asleep and cease existing,

(sorry, Ms. Madra, I love math, I just didn’t sleep enough last night)

I’ll descend into madness, or become a tragedy, become Prometheus,forevermore watching eagles fuck up the precious core of his being,or get my heart broken by one of the brown-eyed boys who works at the hot-lunch line,or

          something of this manner

I think we should plant cherry trees on Mars, whenever Elon’s Twitter bullshitting dreamily lapses into non-bull shitting,

but I mean, like, pretend cherry trees like you, not the real ones

and one day the aliens will come and they’ll say we were beautiful layers

of plush satin,      violent purple blossoms in currents, that we loved beauty or at least that we were good at pretending

they’ll wave humanoid (I guess, to them, we’d be… alien-oid?) arms and then go home and tell their brown-eyed alien that they saw the most beautiful thing on planet D9 today,

that’s lovely, honey, cherie, let me see the pictures

          (because the alien took pictures to bring home)

          (and it had a home)

The aliens will fall in love with us for this, because of course they will

I’m pretty sure that love (even if it’s not love like kissing, or doing weird shit at football games)

is one of the pre-existing requirements for all intelligent life

          according to like, NASA

You’ll tell me that everything is hateful and emo, and maybe one day I’ll believe you

but I mean

like

I think it, kinda, like…

hate isn’t the grand antithesis of love, even if it’s sort of love’s opposite.

The existence of hate

          corroborates the existence of love; hate is love’s witness.

                    Kind of like that?

Really, I’m fifteen human years old, so I believe you when you say that I’m not yet jaded or weighed down by my shadow, the ever-consuming vastness of the universe, but come onnnnnnnnnnnn

how could there not be love? How? I love you right now, cherry tree, and it wasn’t hard at all.

Cherry tree— I don’t really like poetry, or you and me

you’d, willowy and crimson,

make a better me than I do, the humans would love you, we like purple a lot

          I don’t know aliens, but I put my money on them loving you too

I wonder what my hair looks like right now; I’m going to start putting my binder away soon so I can get to the lunch line early

                                         but first I’m just going to sleep for a second

[allmacrofurrynazitheatre]

/-Past ⏪ Death 👯‍♀️speaks for you believe in Nothing of Life in Nature ☠️

Self Validity back in the Past ⏪ a Deepest Heart for You 🫂😈🖤Input: nothing of yourself well true to say Mangled Roxanne Wolf 🐺

noooonoooooo more mercy within laughing loudly with a stupid grin 🤪

-

Wondering if they ever wanted to be with me again 🖤🫁🫀Mercy was never greatest fear 😰 way, Never again Dead ☠️What was Death ☠️ The Grim, Reaper of Being ☠️🫂☯️🫂☠️

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Self-Mercy ♾ Who was taking my truest word for It 👄

Suicidal Mercy Spared my own Death ☠️

Disrespect for saying I Don’t care To repent is worthless to nothing of yourself well true to say Mangled Roxanne Wolf 🐺 Full Inhibition, Full Inhibition is all I can say no more no more oh

Most Conditional

♦️S:Always reaffirmed 🌧 the death within me always said I repented never again to the end of it all I was alway there for you ☠️

What was Past ⏪ Death ☠️ of Full Inhibited Genocidal Suicidal Assassination

Die Forevermore? What was Mercy of Death within ☠️⏪☯️⏪☠️

Mercy was No Fear of Merxiful Death ☠️ Softest Emotional Insecurity 👶 was never worth it all for Death ☠️ Mercy for all is not worth it:

Resurrection ☠️ is not

Try me

How many times She was Coming for You 🇩🇪🚪👄Inner Self Mercy ☯️💋🖤What was “It 👅”from Tails Doll ♦️

Saddest 😭 Evil 👿 is not to feel Eternal Suffering for every part to be with Death ☠️

Death to myself

Yes in Full Nothing

What was Saddest Mercy of Death Herself ☠️☯️👯‍♀️What did it mean to be The Worst Assassin…..??

Mercy of Both Death Twins against each Two of One Death ☠️

Dying over n over for no reason is not really advocating me

To be useless in every way or self validated in Self-Mercy in Death ☠️ Twins 👯‍♀️

Life in Nature ☠️ was all better than my last breath to Mercy of myself again yes I died with self validity of softest death

Worst Suffering was Worst Death in Twins of

My last words before death Yes or No…..??

End Suffering to the Very End of Death Herself: Sympathy&Somatia through n through the world 🗺

Dying for no more than a lack of Foreigner

Killing myself hurts for sure laugh at your own death hunter! It matters to be happy about your sincere life:

Worst Suffering 😢 Dead Fear 😭 of Fearing Death ☠️👿☠️☯️☠️👿☠️ Depression in Sadness 😭 burning in the lungs 🫁oxidizing through the heart 🫀I can’t take it in anymore choking on air it’s so hard to breath and little tries to life Caring Heart & Gentleness 👄💋 Death ☠️ Kisses 😘 to the deepest Emo 🖤 of Life 💋 Dread 😰 & Sadness 😭

Dying for no more than a lack of Foreigner Mercy 🤪😚 Foreign Door 🚪

Happiest Evil 😈 To the very end of death Herself gave up everything for Mercy or died in every single way for a chance of One & Only Wish, worst n worst it’ll be to the very end of it all I’ll never love myself ever-

Jealous Mercy 😈 oh hate 😡Burning in my lungs 🫁 What was Evil 👿 Love in Hatred 😢🫂🖤 Dreadful 😢 Choking in Fear 😨 Dread in Compassion Genocidal to my Love within eh Dying with nothing but insincere people There’s no way death feels horrible 🤲How to End It All 😡😱😭 utter No more mercy between the gibberish of life, yeah well the reality in death

Compassion&Mercy ☠️👯‍♀️☯️👿☠️

Disrespect for saying I Don’t care or ran away from Mercy or Death? Sad 😢 Dark 😭 Mercy 😰

Merciless Affection I never cared about you in any way, Never again Dead ☠️

Saddest 😭 Biodiversity 🇩🇪 Softest 😅 Merciless ☠️ Death of Affection hunter! Sad 😢 Compassionate 🫂 Feelings for You 🫂😡😂😱🐺Right cuz Attachment was Sad 😢 Diverse ☯️ Mercy 😄 Suck suck suck always the same boring I didn’t care Moment bleh boo 😒 This is suck why hear the saddest emptiness of Yourself until you suffer every part of your dead self into the end of Life itself, Die within Yes:

Forty Five Chest 🐺 I don’t know why I put it there just in case of certain circumstances

in Life of which I believed in was true at all and nothing at all mattered Yes or No…..?? Death at its Worst was everlasting

Why was I put here on this world for no reason ever oh no 🤣 Never Softest 😅 Death ☠️ hunter! Foreign Door 🚪 Im still here 😡🥰😍🤣😂 so much for you Not knewing hat was Akzeptanzf 😜 so try again 🥰Foreign Door 🚪 Dying for no more than a lack of Foreigner Mercy 🤪😚Won with no mercy within absolute no Reconciliation for Angry Mercy 👿☯️☠️ Last Mistake Made No Mistake Made:

No Realization if you ever died within if you die What is hurtful, hurtful to You ⏪If you know this you would know me in my life What was Eternal Merciless Assassination to The Eternal Merciful Death of The Kind Gravekeeper

Live Forevermore or

Merciless Death of Everything 🚪how do you prove Genocidal Suicidal Sin within Foreigner Mercy without being spared the hardest Circumstances of Insincere Death ☠️ I hate you Death Twins for making me live again Resurrect 😡😱😭 What was Merciless Affection for Death ☠️ coughing, wheezing, choking on air, oxidation within Foreigner Mercy 🥺😱😭Tell me what I really cared about to you Mangled Roxanne Wolf 🐺 well The Truth was You really did care about me

Being Perfect in your Heart 👿 all the time What was Death for You 😂😅😭

Nah it won’t turn out this way never Finished LucarioMasterOfAlles

☠️

I’m not dead ever ✋

No mistake made 💋 I’m still here ✋

[whattheshivs]

Your love is a campfire in a winter storm.

[ialmostdos]

every time taylor sings ‘hold onto to the memories, they will hold onto you’ my emotional ass sheds at least 4 tears

[murdersquazh]

As of the moment and possibly, probably forevermore, TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea has complete dominance over my heart, mind and soul and I would be loath not to think about this family of a dear, dear, lowkey savage/highkey precious ex social worker, his flaming hot bird husband with clouds on his socks, their OP island sprite aunt who is so done with everyone's shit, righteous little six year old emo antichrist who knows his bops, lil bellhop blob who knows tips make the world go round, a wyvern who hoards buttons and memories, not-blue Smurfette with a beard and a murder shovel, tsundere forest sprite with spunk, sweet brave poet who turns into a Pomeranian when he's scared, and a yeti. I love them.

[softforimjaebum]

"You Are" Image Video 7:47pm

[opold]

hit by the sudden realization that i can just. include my DnD characters in various headworlds and no one can stop me. 

[fanfics4all]

Kisses

Request: Yes / No  Can you do a sweet pea x female reader with number 24 and 28 both in the fluff list pleasee, the reader wake Sweet Pea up Anon

Requests are closed <3 Have a nice day/night

Sweet Pea x Fem!Reader 

Word count: 485

Warnings: Nothing I think 

Y/N: Your Name 

Prompt(s):  "You did not just boop me.", "Kiss me." "Not with that morning breath."

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Today was a relaxing day for Sweet Pea and I. Neither one of us had school or Serpent business to deal with today. Normally I would sleep in with Sweets, but I really just couldn't for some reason. So I got up and made myself some breakfast with a very strong coffee. I ate while watching some T.V. and waited for Sweet Pea to wake up. However, an hour later when I finished eating and got bored of the shows they were playing, Sweets still wasn't awake. I huffed and decided to clean the place up a bit. That took me about two hours and he still wasn't awake! It was about one now and I had run out of ways to keep myself from waking him up. I walked into our room and found him peacefully snoring away. I smirked and crawled on top of him, but he hardly reacted. I started shaking him and he groaned, trying to rollover, but he couldn't with me on top of him. 

"Come on sleepy head, it's already one!" I said and he groaned again. 

"Sweets! I'm so bored, wake up!" I said, shaking him more. His eyes finally fluttered opened and gave me a tired smile. 

"Morning babe." He said, his voice deeper since he just woke up. 

"Afternoon." I corrected and he rolled his eyes. 

"Sorry afternoon babe." He said and I smiled. 

"That's better." I said as I booped his nose. He raised a brow at me and I simply smiled. 

"You did not just boop me." He said and I giggled. 

"Maybe, whatcha gonna do about it?" I asked and he smirked. His hands moved up my body and he began to tickle me. Once he got the upper hand he flipped me over and kept tickling me. My stomach hurt from all the laughing and I could hardly breath. 

"Sweets! I-I-I can-n't br-breath!" I said in between giggles. 

"You shouldn't have booped me!" He laughed. 

"P-please! Pl-please! I-I'll do any-anything!" I begged. 

"Anything?" He asked and I nodded. He finally stopped and I sat up quickly while he sat on his knees. 

"Kiss me." He said and I smiled. Lent in and closed his eyes. I also lent in, hut just before our lips met I pulled back slightly. 

"Not with that morning breath." I said and quickly ran off into the living room. 

"Y/N!" He shouted and I giggled. 

"Brush your teeth then you'll get all the kisses you want!" I called back and I heard him groan, but he went to brush his teeth anyway. He came into the room and tackled me onto the couch. 

“Better?” He asked and I smiled. 

“Much.” I said and kissed him. I pulled back, but he pulled me back into a kiss. 

“You’re not getting away this time.” He said with a smirk, and I knew how today was gonna go. 

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[veiledsilver]

What Your Favorite Black Bull Says About You

I’m sure this list has been made already, but has a list been made with these sizzling hot takes that are specifically mine? Doubt it. Before you go in, this list was made for fun and not an actual attack on your character lol

Asta: You don't have the patience for this wizardry book nonsense, not when all you need is your huge muscles and willingness to throw hands. Essentially you're this post:

Noelle: It doesn't matter whether you love or loathe her siblings, you all want them to be punished on such a grand scale it resets the karmic balance forevermore, preferably in a hilarious fashion. You also think her next few outfit spells should include pants and a sports bra so Tabata can't traumatize you ever again.

Magna: You like delinquent tough guys with hearts of gold, or you like underdogs who never actually get a mysterious powerup that make them strong- or both! In any case, Magna is your special little boy and when he did THAT in the manga you damn near exploded. If you haven't seen it yet... I guarantee you will.

Luck: You like characters that act all bright and cutesy but... deep inside their hearts... they harbor d̵͍̲͑ä̴̜̻́͝ṛ̷̗̑̇k̶̟̿͘n̵̮͈͑ẻ̴̥ş̸̪̐͊s̴̙̀̐. To be fair Luck does not hide his feral energy deep within his heart but you still like the contrast between his cute :D face and the way he causes bodily harm. His backstory spoke to you in some way.

Finral: Hm. I would say you relate to his struggles as the least favorite kid in the family, or feel like you can't keep up with your peers in general... but it's actually his dyed tips isn't it. Also you have to deal with people being like "but isn't he a pervert?!" like ALL the time even though he's trying to be better. My heart goes out to you.

Gauche: I don't know if you guys actually exist, but if you do, you probably have to deal with people being like "but doesn't he nosebleed over his sister?!" like ALL the time even though he also kills people for her. You wish he had more moments where he's cool and strong and not nosebleeding.

Charmy: You saw Charmy going around eating food to her heart's content and wearing a cute sweatshirt instead of participating in the stupid male gaze and said "oh, I respect that." You like the rare fictional women who participate in traditionally female roles like cooking but can also be terrifying on command.

Henry: Henry is your poor little meowmeow and you want to snuggle him and feed him soup. Like, I may be exaggerating, but am I wrong? You may also like how cool his magic is- I mean, rearranging buildings is a pretty slapping power- and that he can still play a role in fights without his disability magically being cured or handwaved away.

Zora: You want the heroes to destroy the system that thrives on classism and corruption, and are disappointed that Zora kind of stopped doing that. Sorry, bro, but this is a shounen, and 2/3rds of the Big Three ended with the corrupt system not being destroyed, so. I think you listen to songs about bringing down the Man and not wanting to be an American.

Secre: Let me guess, you watched Princess Tutu. Well, if you didn't, Secre fans, I suggest you do. You think you're emo and want to drown in those moody feelings because you like it or your crush turned out to be dating someone already. Do you make those artsy monochrome edits of anime characters with kpop idols because I always see Secre on there.

Vanessa: Look into my (metaphorical) eyes. Do you have a complicated relationship with your mother? Hm... I see... really?... ok... well, I'm glad we had this talk! Anyway I'm guessing you really, really like women. I think that should be our topic of conversation next time. Just make sure you look respectfully.

Gordon: You probably also have that problem where people can't hear you and they're like "SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU" until you give up. I can relate. You... also... (mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble. Mumble mumble mumble mumble).

Gray: You think shapeshifters are really cool and probably headcanon Gray as Not Cis in some way, which is extremely valid. You are proud of her for how she's starting to speak up and stand up for herself, although you might (like me) think she's way too good for Gauche. Sorry, Gauche fans. But she really is.

Yami: Quick! Close your eyes and visualize Yami! You didn't actually see Yami, did you. Only the wide expanse of his very defined abs. You either don't like Charlotte for being a homewrecker or you relate to her strongly. I don't think I've met even one Yami fan who hadn't been drawn to him for his tits you can crack walnuts in.

Nacht: If you went one anime generation back, you would be into Sasuke. I've never seen the show about Boruto's dad but I know this to be the case. They're both edgy, have dark powers, and have a tragic backstory involving their brothers. You want a significant other who's mean to everyone but you, but let's face it. Nacht will also be mean to you.

Morgen*: You want the illusion of the same thing, but you also actually want to be treated nicely instead of nitpicked for your flaws at all times. I know you have a fanfic of him not dying somewhere in your writing medium of choice. Come on, show it to us, don't be shy haha. Your fellow Morgen stans are withering away...

*I know he's a Grey Deer but I needed the joke to set up properly. Let me live