#english memes

[a-door-to-somewhere]

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

[queerbookwhore]

Damn babe you reread a book you love instead of reading one of the many books on your to-read list? But now that youre done youre going to read a new book right? Right??

[razzberry-rain]

POV: Hamlet got turned into an eyeshadow pallet

[cuddlycryptid]

hey sorry i put ur girlfriend in a room w yellow wallpaper. yeah it infects everything it touches. at least shes not alone in there!! theres some figures creeping behind the walls…..hm ok she IS going mad and tearing up the wallpaper. sorry

[inahallucination]

im bored someone send me lit u learn in english classes to rank/rate in honor of that english degree im supposed to be getting

[snail-and-snail]

parenthesis debt

(pay off your debt here)

)))))

[tricornonthecob]

Tale as old as time.

inspo: @permanenthistorydamage

[tiredenglishmajor]

My Shakespeare professor suggested the 1955 Laurence Oliver film adaption of Richard III, and all I could see was Lord Farquad. You cannot convince me that the creators of Shrek were not at least somewhat inspired by RIII when they designed Farquad.

[machathecat]

Some meme idea I had on the bus

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

[theshortolivia]

Oscar Wilde at his sodomy trial: What? Pfft! I’m not gay.

The prosecution lawyer, pulling a copy of ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ out of their briefcase: I would like to direct the court’s attention to Exhibit A-

[macbethsmuse]

no because why am i learning about vr tours of museums in my english class, when i should be learning about culturally significant moments in history, like when simon cowell asked harry styles what he does at a bakery, and harry said "i like, serve"

[queerbookwhore]

Haha reading clockwork orange to pass the time hopefully it wont make me disgusted and horrified right…. Please, i just want to enjoy my book sir

[tower-of-hana]

wE ShOuLd mAkE An eNgLiSh sYlLaBaRy

[theflikchic]

Me reading "Bartleby, The Scrivener": You know what, it's giving ✨neurodivergent✨😌.

Me several pages later:

[secondwheel]

Renowned poet and writer yeah?