#equihiss

[lilshitpeta]

[nepetablog]

I heard your moirail is kind of controlling and, uh, prejudiced against warmer blooded trolls? Not to mention his weird behavior toward that one clown. Have you ever thought about seeing other people?

:33 < i know he says some things he defurnitely shouldnt say :33 < but ive met far worse trolls :33 < and many would have killed me if not fur equihiss

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nepeta: :33< come ooooonnnn, i n33d you to join the blue team with me and equihiss

Aradia: i'm n0t d0ing that. in case y0u've f0rg0tten, equius is the w0rst

*D-> knocking at the door*

Aradia: and that's n0t caste envy talking, i'd say that t0 his face

Aradia: *0pens the d00r*

Equius: D-> I need your help

Aradia: y0ur the w0rst

Nepeta: :33< *ac gasps!*

Aradia: *shuts the d00r*

Aradia: see?

[serfuzzypushover]

:33 < its purride month equihiss you meow what that means!

D--> What

D--> Do you want me to like

D--> Build gay robots

D--> What

[xenostucks]

:33 < i accidentally unfollowed instead of asked !! im so sorry!! uhmmm!! anyways!! could i plssss get some nepeta pfps with either this aliencatgender flag,

:33 < this catnipgender flag,

:33 < or the normal catgender flag??

:33 < i thank mew in advance!!

:33 < why not one of each? pq edit nepetas with the catgender, aliencatgender, and catnip gender flags!! I took a lot of creative liberties here, and if mew want anything changed, let me know! i included an extra icon with horsegender equihiss along with catgender nep <>

hope everything is purrfect!

~ mod nep

[kayforpay]

For the kink requests: Meowrails cum inflation. (Nep is the one receiving. Doesn't have to be an obscene amount, just kinda noticeable)

It's a little awkward. But then again, they both anticipated that; they're not exactly the most well-versed trolls when it came to pailing, which was why they were even doing it together. It was one of those stupid pacts that people made with their friends, or, as the case may be, with their moirails.

If we're both virgins by the time we've both had our tertiary molts, we'll sleep together.

Of course, they had both laughed, Equius had went back to half-sleeping on her lap, and the rest of the early morning had passed the same way it always did; watching romance movies, and Nepeta complaining about the incompatibility of the predesignated couples while she fed Equius carrot sticks like he was a particularly needy pet hoofbeast.

And now, since Equius' slower growth had finally caught up with Nepeta's to have them both comfortably out of their tertiary molt periods, they were stuck with the reality of their conversation. Equius was, again, curled up against Nepeta and accepting her gracious attention, while Nepeta herself was talking through their options.

"Of purrse, we don't have to do anything. Obviously."

"Obviously. But if you wanted to, Nepeta--" He sat up, slightly and looked at her eyes. The color had come in more clearly over the sweeps, and she was only getting prettier. He felt guilty about being, presumably, the main cause of her lack of romantic partners. A hulking blueblood she was constantly toweling off wasn't exactly going to get many people interested in a lowblood. "I'm not uncomfortable. I adore you."

Her hand, bigger now but still extremely warm, rested on his cheek. "I love you, Equihiss. I just don't want it to be, you know, weird. I mean it's gonna be weird! It will be, but I don't wanna not have you with me beclaws of it." Her bottom lip trembled.

"I could never leave you, Nepeta. You are my beloved diamond, no matter what we- what we might d-do." He wiped reflexively at his forehead and neck, the main reason for his own lack of experience. "And, if I can be l-lewd," Nepeta nodded, knowing he wanted her permission when he said that. "I would feel somewhat more comfortable, knowing that it was you. That you would be with me."

Now, Nepeta was smiling, her other hand cupping his cheek, and she kissed him, soft and chaste. "Of course. I'll always keep you safe, Equius. Besides, I was thinking the same thing." Her ears twitched, pleased.

Kissing was easy. Although they had taken it up more slowly, out of Equius' fear of hurting her and Nepeta's wavering comfort with bodily fluids (as laughable as it was), kissing was easy once they got started. It was smooth, with Nepeta pulling him over her and holding his hair in a loose fist to keep it from falling in their face. When he was able to break his focus on her tongue in his mouth, he felt her putting it up in a hair tie.

"It'll just break." He mumbled, doing what he could to keep from flinching when her hands slid from their resting place at his shoulders to slide over his chest. Her mouth was on his neck, and he shivered. She smelled good. "I should just lay down. I-I'm dripping, Nepeta."

The towels of their pile were starting to get slightly damp, even though his sweating had tapered off somewhat. Still, she pulled at the hem of his shirt. "I'm gonna need a shower anyway, right? I've never minded before." Her voice was shockingly confident, even though her hands were wavering, unsure where to rest.

He nodded, and sat back to strip his shirt off. She sat up, and pulled her own off, tossing it out of the pile and onto the basement floor. The movie seemed muffled when he kissed her again, when her hands curled around his grubscars curiously. He giggled, twitching to get out of her reach, and she wrapped her legs around his waist.

Feeling her press against him was the first time he realized his bulge was already starting to slip out, and he shuddered again. Her own was twisting under her pants, and when he moved to pull his shorts open, she did the same. Her rumblespheres spilled to either side of her chest, and he let her put his hand on her chest, trying to only match the pressure she started.

Her legs curled slightly up as she pushed her pants down, trying not to move away, and Equius whimpered when his bulge slithered over the lips of her nook. His hips twitched, and she gasped, her claws sinking into his wrist. It was, apparently, that easy. Before he could fully catch his breath, he was half inside her, his thighs tense and shivering as he watched her hand press against the top edge of her nook, rubbing her pleasurenub quickly.

He cursed as she pulsed around him, pulling him in deeper, past the tapered end, and she yanked him down to kiss him again as his hair broke the rubber band, curtaining around their faces as he rolled his hips against her. Sweat pooled in the hollow of her throat, both his and hers, and he delicately wiped it with a towel, between slow, kisses, his hips moving reactively

Her bulge couldn't quite reach his own nook, from the position and how it was trapped between her thighs, but he hoped he would have another chance with her. Nepeta's hands pet through his hair, her voice was still that high, warm tone he loved so much, her body was reassuring against his. It felt like he was wrapped in her embrace, her safety.

"Oh." He gasped, breathing against her chest as he curled up. His fingers brushing against her grubscars made her pulse, made her squirm and whine, and he was caught off-guard when he came. "Oh, Nepeta. Nepeta."

She purred, though it broke up around light, breathy little moans, and kept her hands tangled in his hair to keep him close. At some point, she spilled over her stomach, though he couldn't really tell when. When he was finally released, and able to get his legs under himself properly, he was wobbly as a foal.

Nepeta let her legs down, and he gently undressed her the rest of the way before flopping face-down onto the pile beside her. "Goodness."

She giggled. "Goodness!" Her legs kicked slightly. "I didn't expect it to be so much."

He lifted his head to agree, but she was looking down at herself, at the small rounded lump of, he guessed, her seedflap. He could see blue through her skin, and had to hide his face again. "I-I'm sorry, I meant to p-pull back--" He stopped when she pat his head.

"I'm okay. It felt... Interesting. I don't know if I liked it, you know? D'you think we could try again, Equihiss? I-I mean, would you be okay? Are you okay?" She rolled over, onto his back, and kissed his shoulder. "Are you alright, Equius?"

Equius nodded. "Embarrassed. I liked it so-so much more than I thought, it feels kind of bad." He turned his head, and she kissed his cheek. "I don't want to seem like I'm quad-hopping."

Now, Nepeta snorted a laugh, snuggling under his chin, and it felt exactly like it always did. "Couldn't be you, Equius. And I'd never be worried about that. I know better." She paused. "We have to restart the movie, huh?"

[you-hate-time-travel]

its ok equihiss... i am a "homeow"

[jayesprite]

:33< omg hi it’s a nepeta serket (specifically the one furrom the pawprint pupil sprite edit) and i felt like infodumping about my source to you

:33< a strangpurr on the internet

:33< so my source isn’t a total bloodswap

:33< i only really remewmber equihiss megido and pawradia zahhak being there

:33< the reason i’m a sercat is beclaws vrhisska adopted me after my lusus died and she raised me as a cerulean (im secretly lime)

:33< idk. WHY i have a pawprint pupil. maybe i got it done purrgically? or maybe i was just born with it idk

:33< also! me and karcat have the same birth sign! vrhisska had me disguise my sign tho (by making me wear her clothes sometimes)

:33< i remempurr being in an auspiceticeship with karcat and sollux! they were matesprits and i was… well, i wasn’t really their meowrail? but i was definitely in a relationship with the two that was similar to a meowrallegence!

:33< i don’t rememfur much about my equihiss but i know he was VERY diffurent to his no-nonsense canon counterpart

:33< he was more of a social butterfly but he had anxiety so he didn’t get out much

:33< which i think is how we became meowrails? bc i guess i was like his safety blanket lol

:33< anyway that is all… i hope u have a good day

AWW THIS IS SO CUTE. thank u for sharing, i ove the concept of two trolls sharing a sign & u being like. just a sibling of vriska is rlly cute :)

[kitty-sprite-edits]

Hi hi! I dunno if this is an odd request but may I please have a scene kid Equius edit? (Maybe he could have some horse and cat charms n such?)

here mew go! ive done a scene kid equihiss befur but that time she was a girl so.

a scene kid equius zahhak edit with a bracelet with cat and horse charms!

[2ollux-and-company]

(credit to Vim_des on twitter for our icon.)

(credit to benkeibear on tumblr for our dividers.)

CURRENT HOST: Dualscar Vantas

We are the Silly Billy system! We are a fictive-heavy system with a variety of sources, but this blog is for the Homestuck fictives!

We will occasionally post sprite edits, which most of us love doing! They’re very fun and we wouldn’t be opposed if someone requested some from us!

PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT if you are a syscorse blog, a proshipper, or a Cronus fictive/kin!

INTRODUCTIONS

Sollux Captor: II go by any pronoun2 but II prefer iit/iits. II am not 2ure of my age, 2o tread liightly iif you want to talk flu2hed wiith me. II’ll mo2tly po2t and reblog art and 2tiimboard2. My tag ii2 #twinarmaggedons.

Gamzee Makara: I LiKe GoIn By ClOwN/ClOwNsElF. I’m DeFiNeTlY A MiNoR So DoN’t TrY To GeT It On ReD StYlE. I’lL MoStLy PoSt RaNtS, SoUrCe MeMoRiEs, AnD My VrIsKa ObSeSsIoN. My TaG Is #terminallycapricious.

Vriska Serket: hi! ::::) i go by she/her (but i’m experimenting with he/they!!!!!!!!) and i’m an adult! i’ll mostly just re8log shit like fanart (mostly of me ::::)) 8ut i’ll also make appreciation posts a8out my darling girl nepeta! my tag is #arachnidsgrip

Nepeta Leijon: :33< i go by kitty/cat!!! i’m vrhisska’s kid and i’m thirteen! i lovelovelove reblogging silly posts and i’ll post my own someclimbs! i’ll also post a lot about karcat and equihiss (they were my moirails!) my tag is #arseniccatnip!

Dave Strider: i go by he/crab (in honor of karkat my silly rabbit) and i’m a grown man B) i’ll mostly talk about karkat and sollux, and i’ll totally reblog shit about them too. my tag is #turntechgodhead.

Bro Strider: I go by he/him. I’m 28. I won’t post much, probably, but I’ll reblog anything about my dope ass lil bro. My tag is #timaeustestified.

Kanaya Maryam: I Go By She/Buzz/Flower. I Love Rose Very Much, So Most Of My Posts And Reblogs Will Be Rose-Centric And I Will Subject You To Each Post Twelve Times A Day. My Tag Is #grimauxiliatrix.

Mituna Captor: H1 1’M M17UN4 1’M 8 5W33P5 0LD 4ND 1 G0 8Y 8UM8L3/833 1’M G0NN4 83 P0571NG 480U7 L47UL4 4ND M33N4H 4 L07 MY 74G 15 #twiceannihilated

Gamzee Nitram: yO, i’m gamzee nitram, i’ll prOlly nOt use this blOg Often, but if i dO pOp up feel free tO say hi, i’ll reblOg things that remind me Of sOurce, i gO by any prOnOuns, my tag is #gnefariousguffaw

Doublespirit: i’m duwalscar vantas! i go by he/it/sor and im a duwalscar sufferer-wways kin! no, not a fictive, i knoww. buwt anywway i’ll probably post art n shit ya my tag is #doublespirit

Kerpop Makara: yO yO YOOOO it’S thE GRAND MOTHERFUCKING HIGHBLOOD iN thE FUCKING HIVE YO! I gO bY hE/honK/snorT anD I FUCKING LOVE MEN. I mighT noT posT mucH, buT iF I dO I MOTHERFUCKING RECKON i’lL posT abouT mY sourcE. mY taG iS #ghb

[caliquill]

see 

equinep isn't an "D --> %cuse me, she a%ed for no pickles" moirallegiance 

its a ":33 < excuse me! equihiss didn't want any pickles!" moirallegiance

[lilshitpeta]

[nepetablog]

Nep! what’s ur favfurite crack ship? :3

:33 < MEOWCH! :33 < ow ow ow owie! :33 < umm-- crackship... mmm :33 < sometimes its funny to imagine quadswaps :33 < like if fefurry and purridan were kismesi instead of meowrails :33 < ow ow ow :33 < brb!! my poor poor head...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nepeta: :33< Equihiss, let me explore the warm food box.

Equius: D—> Thats called an oven and you will die

Nepeta: :33< i am strong

[fictionkinfessions]

:33< Happy Homestuck day to all of my furriends this year!!! I home purr all doing well!!

:33< ALSO!!! Happy wrriggling day to John/June!!

- Nepeta (fictive)

:33< ps, Equihiss, Karkitty, Purrk, Gamz, Purridan, Purradia all say hello!!!

🌠

[accidentalapricity]

making an intro??? in this economy??? anyway yeah mew guys should know who i am.

my name's catnip and i currently am experimenting with my brand. im nineteen turning twenty in october. im a nepeta irl but i am also pawrt of a did system. i go by a hoard of pronouns but my primary purrnouns are they/them/their/theirs/themself, sleep/sleepy/sleeps/sleepys/sleepyself, mrrp/qrrp/mrrps/qrrps/mrrpself or qrrpself. please do not reality check me, it will send me into horrific spirals. my pawrtner system can and will safely reality check me fur mew.

noteable blogs!!

@accustomedaccismus - my tubbo delusional blog

@gendrgod - my mogai coining blog

@vanillalipglossed - my ao3 commissions blog

@fictivedanceparty - my friend's fictive request blog

@diverstuckk - my friend's diverse homestuck request blog

@flock-of-flightless-birds - my pawrtner system's blog

@lizardkid777 - my friend's blog i'm actually moewrails with their equihiss

my dni!!

basic dni

fakeclaimers

homestuck antis

endogenics

rully involved in syscourse

summerspirtz fans (don't ask mew'll be blocked)

dsmp antis

c!dream defenders

canon vriska defenders

reality checkers

non-system fiction kin (i've only had bad experiences and am afraid of going through that again)

nfsw accounts

my iwc

gamzee irls slash alters (for my own comfort during delusional episodes)

system fiction kin (like i said with non-system fiction kin)

occasionally involved syscourse (thin ice. don't drag me into it)

quotev users (i don't want to hear about quotev. i just got off of the site and i its so filled with drama.)

cishets /srs (especially men)