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There's a sugar daddy au??!!!
Also let me be greedy and request my fave 🐺 🤭🤭🤭
there is!
have some werewolf courtship 🐺❤️
Buck set the heavy bag on his dining room table. It was filled with tomatoes, carrots, eggplant and zucchini, bits of dirt still clinging to the stems and leaves. There were also plump strawberries and a bundle of thyme. The aromas were strong under Buck’s sensitive nose.
He had discovered it outside his door and wondered if someone had accidentally delivered their groceries to the wrong address—until he saw a note peeking out between some colorful bell peppers. It had familiar handwriting.
Buck picked it up and read it.
I have more than I know what to do with. Figured you could probably find a good use for them.
- Tommy
A trio of sunflowers were hanging over the side of the bag. Buck found a vase for them and gave them some water to drink.
Nobody had ever given him flowers before.
And nobody was around to see him stick his face in them like a lovesick dummy wolf.
His emotions were being goofy. He was probably making a bigger deal over this than he should’ve.
Everything was from Tommy’s garden, though. He had planted, tended, and hand-picked it all. They were the literal fruits of his labor, and he was giving them to Buck, of all people.
What did it mean?
Buck picked up his phone, opting for something silly instead of serious.
This is a pretty big🍆
They had established a routine of texting each other. Tommy never left him hanging; he always seemed willing to talk. Not once had Buck ever felt brushed off. Tommy was witty as hell. His sarcastic remarks were sharp, but often offset by something sweet and genuine in the next minute.
Buck was overdoing it—he knew he was, and the Alpha would eventually get sick of him—but he couldn’t help himself. He was just so interested.
It didn’t take long for Tommy to answer.
Thanks. Intimidated?
Buck laughed. Nope. I like a challenge. Can already think of a whole bunch of fun things I wanna do with it.
He sent a photo of himself holding the eggplant, quirking an eyebrow impishly.
Evan. We’re talking about cooking, right?
Of course. What else? :)
You’re a menace.
Buck laughed again. Wasn’t the first time he’d been called that. Thank you, by the way.
You’re welcome. If you want more, just let me know.
Buck bit his lip. We’re still talking about vegetables, right?
Tommy didn’t immediately bubble him, and Buck worried he’d pushed too far. It was a few minutes before his phone lit up.
What else?
So, the ball was officially in his court.
Buck swallowed, bouncing on his feet a few times to gear himself up. (Contrary to what Chim claimed, doing that wasn’t tippy tappies.)
Maybe I want more of you?
The lack of bubbles that time was deafening. Buck smacked his forehead, then nearly dropped his phone as it started ringing.
Tommy was FaceTiming him.
“Oh!”
Buck hastily ran fingers through his curls and propped his phone up against the fruit bowl on the island, accepting the call.
Tommy appeared on his screen. He was in his turnouts, rows of lockers behind him. His face was sooty, his eyes tired, but he looked content to see Buck.
“Hey,” Buck said, smiling.
“Evan.”
Something about Tommy’s soft gaze and his tone, warm and low, made Buck’s belly squirm happily. “Just got back from a call?”
“Yeah. I’m about to clean up and have some dinner.”
Buck put his chin in his palm. “What’s on the menu?”
Tommy gave him an unreadable look, then smiled back. “Some jerky. Probably something on Wonder Bread. Hopefully, not Freddie’s chicken salad.”
Some of them had contracted food poisoning from that in the past, Tommy had said. Tommy’s was brief, thanks to his fast healing. Still, Buck groaned in sympathy, a near whine hitting the edge of it. “Tommy, that hurts my culinary soul.”
Tommy chuckled. “It hurts my stomach more, I promise.” He sighed. Buck wanted to press his thumb against Tommy’s cleft and kiss him through the screen. He tried to dispel the thought. “I’ll admit, I miss Bobby’s meals.”
Buck had learned that the 217’s idea of crew dinner was abysmal at best. They rarely ate together, and the only time they had somewhat healthy food was when one of the guys’ wives brought something in.
Buck wondered if Tommy would like his cooking as much as Bobby’s. He was almost as good of a chef as Bobby now, though he excelled a bit more at baking.
“You’re wearing my clothes again.”
Tommy’s observation pulled Buck back to the conversation quickly.
It had become a habit for him to wear the hoodie at home. Embarrassing that Tommy had caught him.
“Yeah. It—it—it’s comfortable.” It was more than that. Buck tugged on the strings, fighting a blush and losing. He attempted more playful banter. “I don’t think I’m going to give it back. In fact, the next time I see you, I’m going to steal another.”
Did werewolves share clothes? Buck didn’t have any other furry friendships to compare this to. He was probably way out of line.
A few of his old girlfriends had liked wearing his stuff. He’d always thought it was cute seeing them dwarfed in his baggy sweaters. He was starting to understand the appeal from the other side.
But Tommy wasn't his boyfriend, and he bet it was only okay to share within a wolf pack, and he was acting like a total clingy weirdo, and Tommy was probably super skeeved out, and—
“I don’t want it back,” Tommy said. His eyes had darkened, zeroing in on Buck. “It’s yours.”
Buck swore he could hear—feel—Tommy’s heartbeat thudding powerfully in sync with his own. He had an insane and confusing desire to drop to his knees and offer up his bite mark like the Alpha was in the room with him.
You’re mine, Buck heard.
The fire bell ringing on Tommy’s end interrupted them, and whatever spell they were under broke.
Buck straightened up. His legs felt unsteady.
“Guess dinner will have to wait.”
…Why did Buck feel like he was dinner?
“Y-yeah.”
Tommy smirked. “Talk to you later. Be good.”
Buck made a noise.
The call ended.
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Buck went to the grocery store. He loaded his cart, checked out without looking too hard at the total, and hauled his stand mixer out of the cupboard as soon as he returned. His kitchen soon became a disaster zone.
Tommy had fed him so well when he’d been bane sick. Though he’d said all he could really do was roast, grill, and dehydrate, it had been more than enough.
It was Buck’s turn to take care of the Alpha. Not repayment, just appreciation. It wouldn’t be as good as a fresh kill, but Buck hoped Tommy would enjoy the transformation his produce had undergone.
And Freddie’s chicken salmonella salad could be tossed in the trash where it belonged.
Buck wanted Tommy to feel his gratitude. Buck could fill his stomach and satisfy him. Win him over.
It could make the Alpha see Buck as a potential mate.
…That was his wolf butting in again, of course.
Buck made spiced carrot cake, thyme and honey focaccia, a massive meaty lasagna with rich tomato sauce, and a ratatouille he spent an excessive amount of time making beautifully layered.
The last thing he popped in the oven was a batch of strawberry muffins stuffed with homemade strawberry jam. Only the center muffin he decorated with vanilla buttercream and red sprinkles. He left a note in his chicken scratch on top of the tupperware.
The special one is for you. Don’t let anyone else have it.
- Evan
It was almost three AM when he finally shut the refrigerator doors and collapsed into bed with a grin on his face.
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The following day, Buck carefully loaded everything into an empty box he’d saved from a past delivery and stuck it in the back seat of his Jeep. (Maddie teased him for his millennial urge to save every box he acquired, but she couldn’t deny they were useful.)
Then, Buck set off for the harbor station.
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Mu Sheng's favorability drop in ep 6





^ "Favorability change detected: Your target Mu Sheng's favorability towards you decreases to -25%."
Why did Mu Sheng's favorability drop in ep 6 when they're playing 5-in-a-row? Because MiaoMiao switched back to calling him Young Master Mu instead of Mu Sheng.
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In the novel, Mu Sheng lives in self-inflicted angst for a while because he really, really wants Ling MiaoMiao to call him "Ziqi" and spends his time overanalyzing why she'll sometimes call Ziqi and sometimes Young Master Mu.
It's simply because when she gets excited, she forgets to be formal/polite and calls him Ziqi over Young Master Mu.
The best part is that when he call her Miss Lin or Lin Yu out of spite, she'll simply request, call me MiaoMiao.
I don't think MiaoMiao ever makes that connection, but after she noticed that his favorability is at 70% and doesn't drop when he's angry at her (when it used to fluctuate a lot depending on his mood), she figures out they're friends even if he won't admit it and switches to calling him Ziqi.
Edited to add: She does eventually notice how much he likes hearing it. I misremembered. After he confesses and proposes, he asks her to call him Ziqi when he thinks she's half-asleep. What a timid black lotus, but he's making progress!
#tsundere#failwolf#mu sheng#永夜星河#love game in eastern fantasy#ling miaomiao#the guide to capturing a black lotus#cdrama#cnovel#novel snippets i wish was shown in the drama
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Do you know any fics similar to The Mating Privilege or I Don’t Like the Way She’s Looking at You? Just some stories where Derek isn’t the *best* mate/bf/husband etc or they have to pretend to not be together and ends up with stiles feeling neglected or ignored.
I’ve also read “how I long for yesterday” and “worth it” for those that want something similar but not quite what I’m looking for!
First of all. "How I Long for Yesterday" is my fic. So this made my day.
How I Long For Yesterday by sweetbutterbliss
(1/1 I 6,017 I Mature I Sterek)
Stiles blinks, his throat going dry, and he moves his thumb without thinking - liking the post. He feels a surge of petty satisfaction. At least the fucker will know he knows now. He stands up, his body feeling too heavy, and he blows out the already guttering candles. He lets out a sob of frustration when the last one won’t fucking blow out. But he sucks it back in and bites down on his tongue, using his thumb and forefinger instead. He throws himself into their empty bed without undressing. He lies there repeating the words ‘Derek blew me off for Isaac’ over and over. He tells himself to shut up while rearranging his pillow violently, but he goes to sleep with the refrain continuing its painful loop.
Worth It by dragneels
(1/1 I 1,670 I General I Sterek)
He hadn’t thought even for a second, instincts roaring, and jumped in front of Derek, taking the blow. And then he got lost in the darkness. also known as the "stiles telling derek that he's worth everything" fic no one asked for
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As the seconds tick by by Halevetica
(1/1 I 3,972 I Not Rated)
When Derek picks up a new contract, he starts showing up late and missing important dates making Stiles feel unimportant. Derek is sure the contract is worth it, but Stiles doesn't understand why.
I'm Torn Do I Stay Do I Go by Adaline_Stilinski
(2/2 I 6,963 I General)
Derek had been focusing on making alliances with other packs around Beacon Hills to protect his pack but in doing so he started to neglect Stiles and there relationship. Stiles get's sick of it and decided to leave for some time apart is it going to help be like the stories Stiles reads and write about how distance makes love grow or will they both realise that there better apart. Will tragedy bring them together
Aberration by JackalPinesOfHouseEvergreen
(11/? I 29,415 I Teen)
Derek is a hot-shot lawyer who is very focused on his work. Stiles is his loving husband who does his best to fit into Derek's high-class family. He's hit some major roadblocks though. He feels neglected and unloved, and worse when Derek ditches him at his own family's parties which leave him humiliated as he tries to appear like their marriage isn't failing.
As an old member comes during some important werewolf ceremony to stir the pot, Derek's relationship with his family and Stiles is tested more than ever. Derek's world has been rocked and turned upside down.
And Stiles? Stiles is trying to find out who he is in the absence of the one he loves. As much as he believes in Derek and in their relationship, Stiles needs to find his self-worth that got lost along the way. Remember the fire he had inside of him as he got in the face of those that looked down at him, the fierceness of his intelligence that made others fear and respect him. Remember how fun life was...
Derek and Stiles drift a bit as Derek realizes he has to woo Stiles again, because he will not risk losing the love of his life. Not again.
The Mating Privilege by Kikileduc
(12/12 I 35,380 I Mature)
Stiles and Derek have been happily mated. The pack is doing well, but in hopes of creating alliances for it to do better, Derek accepts a neighboring pack's request to allow two wolves to join the Hale-McCall pack for a full moon cycle. They hope to form a blood-tie, or at least a long term friendship between the two packs. The issue is Kohona, the tribal leader's daughter, has her eyes set on an unavailable alpha wolf. This could have drastic consequences for their young emissary, however...
Til We Ain't Strangers Anymore by WriteByNight
(7/7 I 35,994 I Explicit)
Stiles should've expected Derek to suddenly disappear since the werewolf was in the habit of taking off without notice. However, Derek always showed up when they needed him.
As the weeks pass by, Stiles is no longer confused and a little hurt. What started as heartache begins to get worse the longer Stiles goes without seeing Derek. Eventually, his body begins to shut down and his only hope seems to be Derek...but nobody can find him.
There's no cure for a broken heart. Except, maybe, the cause for the broken heart himself.
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Or the one where Derek takes off without warning and Stiles finds out he could be Derek's mate and the distance between Derek and Stiles, along with Derek's refusal to develop the bond, is slowly killing Stiles. Without Derek, Stiles will die, but no one knows where he is or how to contact him. And Stiles is barely keeping it together.
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Watched Twilight for the first time ever in the year of our lord 2025 and i have to speak my truth
no i will not elaborate it's the too-long jacket sleeves again
(my friend K found out I've never watched it and insisted. it was a wild experience)
#teen wolf#and something I didn't think i'd ever be tagging:#twilight#anyway failwolf and failvampire supremacy#somehow it was simultaneously worse and funnier than i expected#mel's shitposts#my art
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next teenwolf fic ->
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#Teenwolf#stiles stilinski#derek hale#derek x stiles#sterek#soulmates#soul bond#soul markes#mates#au human#fluff#no hale fire#musican! stiles#failwolfe#no werewolves#shy derek#tropes#ao3#fanfiction recommendation#fanfic
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The things he does for his pack
Pinterest showed me a tweet from someone who fed his co-workers pot brownies because he didn't want to be the only one dirty on the random drug test. I had some thoughts about that and the result is this Sterek fanfic :-)
Read it on A03
There’s a chilly wind blowing that he can barely ward off with the upturned collar of his jacket, his ass has gone numb from the hard bench and a few rows below him there’s a man eating nachos with the most obnoxious artificial flavouring Derek has ever smelled.
The things he does for his pack…
At least the game isn’t a total shit show. He isn’t all that fond of lacrosse - he was on the basketball team himself, but most of his pack plays. Boyd is the newest recruit and though he’s sitting on the bench next to Stiles right now, he’s scheduled to take his place in the goal for the last two quarters. Jackson, Isaac and Scott each usually play the whole game and Stiles plays a quarter here and there - as long as he doesn’t annoy the coach too much.
They’re ahead, with only a few minutes left of the second quarter. The Beacon Hills Cyclones started off strong and scored six goals already, to a meagre two of their opponents. If they keep this up, they’ll win the game by a landslide. Stiles might even get to play.
Besides him, Erica cheers loudly as Isaac scores the seventh goal, right before the referee blows his whistle. The team gathers around their coach to hear his instructions, though a few of them are more focused on the water cooler than game tactics. They’re laughing and bumping into each other, ignoring Finstock when he calls them to order. It seems like they think the game is won already. Derek hears both Scott and Jackson berate their teammates. If they win this game, they’ll compete in the state championships, so there’s a lot riding on this game.
“Go get ‘m, babe!” Erica yells when Boyd jogs towards the goal after the break. The young werewolf looks back and lifts his stick in response and Derek gives him a supportive nod. Boyd joined the team mostly because of his pack mates and the role of goalie fits him well. He’s not flawless, he doesn’t have enough field experience for that, but his werewolf reflexes make up for a lot.
The game restarts and it only takes a few minutes to see that a good part of the team doesn’t have the same focus as before their break. “What the fuck are they doing?” asks Erica, gesturing towards the field where two players seem to be performing some kind of dance. It’s uncoordinated and barely recognizable as dancing, still, it is anything but lacrosse. Jackson yells at them until they get back in line, which they do with a lot of giggling.
Derek frowns at the spectacle below. The visiting team scores two goals in succession: the first is a clever trick shot that he really doesn’t fault Boyd for not catching and the second shot goes in because one of the Cyclones actually hinders his own goalie on purpose. To say the team isn’t happy with that is an understatement. Within minutes the whole game is in disarray and when one of the players stumbles off to the sideline to be sick, the referee calls the whole thing off. It’s a big mess. Derek’s proverbial hackles go up: this whole thing reeks. Something is wrong, but what?
Down on the field Jackson yanks his helmet off and tosses it down on the ground, swearing loudly. Both Isaac and Scott take it upon them to direct their unruly teammates back towards the locker rooms. “It’s like herding cats,” Derek hears Isaac complain when some of his teammates start up an impromptu game of tag and run back onto the field, leaving the young werewolf standing.
Coach Finstock is almost purple from all the yelling he does and all over the bleachers there’s confusion and amused chatter to be heard. Most people have left their seats and gone down to the field. Erica stands next to her boyfriend, who is gesturing angrily at some teammates who stumble past.
Derek gets up and scans the field for his pack. He has a nagging suspicion of foul play and it bothers him that he can’t sense any danger. As far as he can tell, it’s just the humans and his own pack on the field. There’s no-one else. The werewolves all seem to be acting normal, which leads him to believe there was something that affected the humans.
Stiles. Where is Stiles?
Now that he thinks of it, Derek kinda expects Stiles to be at the forefront of this whole mess, yet the lanky human is nowhere to be seen. That can’t be right. The nagging sense of discomfort that sat low in his belly turned into alarm.
The Alpha werewolf lets his enhanced senses work for him as he urgently searches the crowd, though it still takes him a while to spot the Cyclones’ number 24. Stiles is lying underneath the bench, curled up against some bags of sport’s gear. He took his protective gear off and cuddled with the shoulder pads in his arms like it’s a teddy bear. Derek rushes over, unsure of the condition his pack member is in. It’s only when he’s close that he can hear his slight snores over the din of the crowd. Relief swoops through his stomach.
“Stiles!” There’s no reaction, not even when Derek calls his name a second time. He crouches down to shake the boy’s shoulder. “Stiles! Wake up!”
Stiles wakes up with a mumbled “Huh? Wazzit?” and a lolling search of his head towards the sound. His eyes blink open unevenly. One eye focuses on Derek and a lazy, contented grin appears on his face. “Der-bear.”
Derek rolls his eyes at the stupid pet name, though he can’t hide the relieved smile that breaks through. He helps Stiles roll out from under the bench, preventing him from bumping his head into it when he tries to sit up. “What are you doing on the ground?”
Another loopy grin. “I was sleepy.”
If Derek didn’t know any better, he’d say Stiles was drunk. He’s acting even more uncoordinated than usual and he has trouble focusing his vision. Thing is, he can’t smell any alcohol on the boy, just sweat and sweets. And he knows Stiles isn’t a big fan of drinking, having seen from up close what alcohol can do to a man. Derek has to hold Stiles by the arms to keep him sitting upright; he would pitch right over otherwise. “Stiles? What happened?”
“I dunno,” Stiles answers, slightly slurring his words. He grips onto Derek’s forearms and tries to look around him at the field. “Is the game over? Did we win?”
Derek jostles him a little to get his attention back on him. “Stiles. Focus!”
Erica and Boyd come up to them, giving Stiles a scrutinising look. “What’s wrong with him?” Erica asks, cocking her head as she looks the boy over.
“I don’t know,” Derek grits out and tries to get Stiles to stand up. It’s like wrestling an octopus. The boy is not cooperating at all and after a few moments Derek gives up and lets him sit down on the bench. At least that way he isn’t on the ground anymore. Stiles immediately tips over to lean against Derek’s hip, all heavy and loose limbs.
Boyd chuckles lowly. “Dude, is he stoned?”
“Stoned?!” Erica bends over to grab Stiles by the chin so she can look into his face. “He is!” she cackles in delight. “His eyes are all red!”
Stiles grabs Derek’s leg for stability, winding his arm around it, and sits up a little straighter. “I have red eyes?” He looks up at Derek and grins. “You hear that, Sourwolf? I’m the Alpha now!”
Boyd crosses his arms in front of his chest and regards them with a knowing smile. “He’s baked.”
“No, I didn’t!” Stiles flails and Derek has to grab him by the back of his jersey to prevent him from headbutting the werewolf in the crotch. The boy refuses to let go of his leg. “Greenberg did the baking. They were delicious!”
“What are you talking about?” Derek keeps him upright as much as he can, which is surprisingly hard when Stiles resembles an octopus ragdoll.
“Pot brownies.” The voice of Jackson cuts through and all heads turn to the team’s co-captain that comes walking up to them. He’s looking cross. “Fucking Greenberg fed the whole team edibles before the game.”
“They were very edible,” Stiles mumbles. His voice kind of gets lost under the astonished exclamations of his packmates. He snuggles a little closer to Derek’s leg.
“Why would he do that?” Derek growls. It’s clear the rest of the team didn’t know anything of this plan, which basically means the guy poisoned his team mates.
“To fuck with the mandatory drug test they were gonna have us take after the game,” Jackson explains curtly. “A random check. We weren’t supposed to know about it, but Greenberg got into the coach's papers or something.”
Derek huffs. “That doesn’t explain why he fed the whole team drugs. Why risk getting kicked out of the competition?”
“Dude’s a stoner. He didn’t want to get caught.”
Erica laughs. “That is kinda genius, if you think about it.” At Derek’s ornery look she explains: “Chances are they would dismiss the test if the whole team tested positive. They’d think it was a faulty test, or something.”
“Yeah, or they would just suspend the entire team,” Boyd corrects her. “Where is that asshole now?” he asks Jackson. That is something Derek wants to know too.
Jackson points a thumb back over his shoulder. “Back at the locker room. Coach is ripping him a new one. Scott and Isaac are with them.”
Derek pinched the bridge of his nose and breathed deeply. His first reaction was to join coach Finstock in yelling at this Greenberg idiot, but was it really his place to do so? After all, most of his pack was unharmed and the one that did get affected was just high as a kite. And cuddly. He grips the back of Stiles’ neck to keep his head still, so he wasn’t affectionately rubbing his face on Derek’s hip. He sighs. “Let’s go home.”
That does get Stiles’ attention. “Home?! I can’t go home!” He clumsily tries to get to his feet, using various body parts of his Alpha as a handgrip. Derek hauls him to his feet with a hand in his armpit before it can get any worse. “My dad can’t go home! I mean, I can’t go there. My dad is at home.” He pauses for a second. “Which means he can’t go home either, because he’s already there. Huh. What was I saying?”
“Well, you can’t stay here either,” Derek answers impatiently. “You’ve got to sleep this off, or something.”
“I don’t know, I kinda like him like this,” Erica smirks. She shows her teeth when Derek glares at her.
“I can sleep here.” Stiles tries to turn to pat the bench he’d been sleeping underneath earlier, almost falling over the thing in his attempt. Derek gets a hold of his arm and resigns himself quietly to not letting go until Stiles was safely at home, in bed.
“Guys! We’re getting a rematch next week,” Scott announces from afar, jogging over to them. Isaac follows him in his wake. “What’s the matter with Stiles?”
“He ate three pot brownies, that’s the matter with Stiles,” Isaac deadpans after one look at his pack mate.
“He ate three?!” Erica guffaws.
“They were really good!” Scott hurries to say. “Besides, I had two and I feel fine.”
“That’s because you’re a werewolf, dumbass,” Jackson hisses and for once Derek is glad that Jackson said something so he didn’t have to.
“Oh. Right.” Scott has the decency to look abashed. He moves a little closer to his friend, who resorted back to leaning up against Derek for support. “Will he be okay?” he asks the older werewolf.
“Should be fine,” Derek grunts. “Just has to sleep it off.”
“Oh, yeah, that should work,” Scott nods sagely. Then his face clears. “Shit! He can’t go home, his dad will know he’s high!”
“Yeah, Der! Dad will know!” Stiles agrees vehemently, turning fast to slap Derek in the chest for emphasis. “Ohh, I feel sick,” he groans immediately afterward, his face turning white as a sheet.
Recognising what is about to happen, Derek moves them a step away from the others and holds Stiles steady as he suddenly lurches forward and pukes on the grass. Behind them, the werewolves make various noises of disgust. Derek isn’t a fan of the stench of vomit either, but Stiles is trembling on his legs like a newborn foal and making pitiful noises in between heaving up the contents of his stomach, so he supports him with a hand underneath his chest and rubs comforting circles on his back with the other.
When his stomach is finally empty, Stiles leans forward with his hands on his knees, breathing heavily. Scott helps his friend drink a cup of water from the team’s water cooler. Stiles is too out of it to do much to help. “I feel like shit,” he says in a wobbly voice.
“Yeah,” Derek agrees gently. “Let’s get you home, alright? You can stay at the loft until you feel better.” The boy will probably be alright after a good sleep.
“Thanks,” Stiles sighs and closes his eyes. He even starts tipping forward alarmingly.
“That’s it,” Derek decides out loud and scoops Stiles up so he can carry him to the car. “We’re out of here.” He walks off in the direction of the parking lot, Stiles dozing in his arms, trusting the rest of his pack to sort things out when it comes to grabbing their stuff and finding their own way back to the loft.
Stiles wakes up a little when Derek positions him carefully in the front seat of his car. “Der?” he asks, his head lolling back against the seat.
“Hmm?” Derek reaches across him to fasten his seatbelt. From the corner of his eye he can see Stiles following him with his eyes, a smile on his face that’s a cross of loopy and fond.
When Derek leans back, sitting on his haunches next to his car, Stiles strains forward in his seatbelt conspiratorially. “Don’t tell Scott, but you’re my favourite werewolf,” he whispers.
Derek huffs a laugh despite himself. He shakes his head and gets up to close the car door.
“You gotta promise, Der,” Stiles urges. “You can’t tell Scott!”
The werewolf nods indulgently. “Sure.”
But Stiles isn’t happy with that answer. “You gotta promise!” When Derek doesn’t react to him sticking out his pink, he shakes his hand in front of his face and urges: “Pinky swear that you won’t tell!”
“Stiles, come on, lets just get you home.” Derek is a grown ass Alpha werewolf. He isn’t gonna pinky swear with a teenager that’s still pretty baked.
Stiles points at him with a stern finger. “Pinky swear or you’re no longer my favourite werewolf!”
And Derek…. Well, he can’t help it. As much as Stiles can be annoying and a handful, he’s also smart, loyal and, God help Derek, funny.
“Can’t have that, right?” Derek chuckles and hooks his pinky finger around Stiles’. He’s awarded with a bright grin when he declares solemnly not to tell Scott that Derek is Stiles’ favourite werewolf.
With Stiles satisfied, Derek can close the car door and finally get into the car himself. Stiles watches him start the car with bleary eyes. He’ll probably fall asleep soon.
“Don’t puke on the upholstery,” he warns his young packmate, just to be sure.
“I promise,” Stiles responds, as serious as he can while breaking into a yawn. He’s still a bit pale around the nose, though Derek suspects he can keep himself collected during the short ride to the loft.
It’s quiet for a bit as Derek navigates the school parking lot and drives out onto the main road. “Hey Der?” it sounds softly from the seat next to him after a few minutes.
“Yes, Stiles?” Derek signals for a corner.
“Am I your favourite human?”
The tentative way the words are spoken makes Derek look over. Stiles actually seems bashful, it’s an odd look on him.
Derek hesitates for a second, but… Whatever. They’re alone and there’s a chance that Stiles won’t remember this conversation by tomorrow anyway. The werewolf puts his hand on the boy’s knee and squeezes. “You are, Stiles.”
“That’s nice,” Stiles says in a whisper. He sounds pleased. And half asleep, that too. However, half asleep as he is, Stiles still holds out his hand with his pinky outstretched. “I won’t tell Scott,” he promises when Derek hooks his own pinky in after just a short moment.
“Good,” Derek agrees with a smile. The childish secret between them makes him feel oddly giddy.
The boy sleeps for the rest of the ride and doesn’t wake up when Derek lifts him from the car and carries him up the stairs. He gently tucks Stiles in in his bed, figuring he can stand to have his bedding smelling like his favourite human tonight. When he gets back downstairs, his betas look at him questioningly, but they don’t say anything, especially not after he gives them his credit card to order dinner.
Stiles wakes up around nine PM, hungry like a wolf. He scarfs down the pizza the pack left for him in a remarkable show of restraint and resigns himself to their teasing easily. It looks like he indeed doesn’t remember all that much from what happened. More importantly, besides ‘feeling a bit crunchy’ - Stiles’ own words - he’s not much worse for wear from the whole thing. Perhaps Derek really doesn’t have to go after that idiot of a Greenberg.
By eleven, Derek evicts his pack from his home. He loves them, honestly, but there’s only so much teenage bullshit he can stand. He makes Scott drive Stiles home in the Jeep, not listening to Stiles’ protests and even flashing his red eyes when the boy doesn’t give in quickly enough. Stiles wrinkles his nose at him, though he complies easily after that.
Around midnight, when Derek is reading in bed, his phone lights up with a message: [ FYI. I changed your name in my contacts from Sourwolf to F.W. So now we match! ]
Derek texts back a question mark. It’s a common occurrence when texting with Stiles.
A moment later there’s a reply. [ Can’t have Scott find out, can we? ;-) ]
It’s only then that Derek notices that the name on the texts doesn’t say Stiles, but Favourite Human. He has no idea how or when Stiles got a hold of his phone this evening.
He thinks about changing it for a second, but puts his phone back on the nightstand instead and shuts off the light so he can go to sleep.
The things he does for his pack.
#sterek#sterek fic#sterek fanfiction#sterek fanfic#derek hale#stiles stilinski#lacrosse#accidental drug use#TW: vomit#Teen Wolf#Derek Hale is not a failwolf#Good Alpha Derek Hale#POV Derek Hale#Fluff#Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski#Pre-slash#pre slash#pre relationship#ilse writes fanfic#ilse writes fanfiction#teen wolf fanfic
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sometimes I just love authors on ao3 so fucking much. like. these legends give us something like this and expect us to not perish?
#sterek#ao3#teen wolf#fanfiction#derek hale is a failwolf#but thats ok#cause stiles stilinski is a failhuman
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I just ran the worst mile time of my motherfucking life lmfaooo
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can i ask for werewolf au 🐺🐺🐺 please in "make me write"
“Don’t go down there.”
Tommy’s voice didn’t startle Buck—perks of the super wolfy hearing—but he did take his hand off the doorknob with a guilty smile.
“Sorry,” he said. “Just curious.”
He was feeling well enough now to get up and move around, and though he hated leaving Tommy’s bed, his wolf had been tugging restlessly on the leash, urging him to explore more of the den.
Tommy chuckled. “Yeah, I’m gathering that. Kinda surprised you’re a werewolf and not a werecat.”
“I’m not nearly graceful enough to be a werecat. You, uh, hiding some dead bodies or something?” Buck joked. He glanced at the door again.
Knowing he wasn’t allowed to go into the basement now made it so much more tempting. Like looking at a big red button that said do not touch!
“No. It’s just a mess. I’m renovating.”
That was a perfectly normal, acceptable answer, yet Buck couldn’t help but feel like it wasn’t the truth.
“Hmm, don't know if I believe you,” he said playfully. “Maybe you're actually a mad scientist, and your secret lab is down there?” He tugged on the drawstring of his borrowed sweats. “Or maybe you’re hiding a crazy sex dungeon.”
“You caught me,” Tommy responded, dry as sand. “It’s my sex dungeon. So unless you want to get tied up and spanked, you’ll stay out.”
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Those were some interesting images going through his head.
“Um,” Buck said eloquently, blood rushing to his cheeks.
Tommy took pity on him. “I’m kidding, Evan.”
Buck laughed. It sounded weird. Where was his sanity? It certainly wasn’t in the room anymore.
And he still wanted to open that door. But, like a good boy, he didn’t push. Instead, he hastily altered course. “You’re a pilot, right? At the harbor station? I saw your pictures on the mantelpiece.”
The connection had excited Buck. And maybe he had drooled a little seeing the Alpha standing next to a chopper, wearing a flight suit and sporting a big grin. He looked so happy. Right in his element. Just like Buck felt at his job.
Tommy’s smile grew, crinkles appearing. It transformed his face, just like in the photos. Buck’s heart literally pitter-pattered. (God, he needed to get a grip.) “Yeah. I was with a different station before I transferred to air ops. Best decision I’ve ever made.”
“Nice.” Buck stopped himself from adding how cool he thought it was. He had repeated that word far too many times since he’d met Tommy. “Must be fun to fly. Which station were you at before?”
“The one-eighteen.”
Buck’s eyes widened. “No way! That’s my station! I—I’m a firefighter, too.”
That meant Buck wasn’t the first werewolf to work there. He wondered if Bobby knew about Tommy’s lycanthropy, and that was why he’d taken Buck’s so stoically. It was such a crazy coincidence. If their timelines had synced up, they could’ve worked together.
“Yeah?” Tommy folded his arms, appraising him. “That makes a lot of sense. You seem like the type.”
Buck’s chest puffed up with pride, his blush reigniting. Was it his physique? His demeanor? Did Tommy think he looked like a hero? “Thanks!” He quickly changed the subject, not wanting to linger on himself. “So, you know Hen and Chim?”
Tommy nodded. “I did. They’re great people.”
Buck was about to ask another question when he noticed Tommy subtly glancing at his watch. He stepped backward. “Sorry. I-I’m talking your ear off again.”
Tommy’s eyebrows raised. “You apologize too much, Evan. You’re fine. I do have to go pick up a package in a few minutes, though. Want to come for a ride?”
Those words triggered the same internal reaction as wanna go for a walk? Buck grinned. Some fresh air would probably feel awesome and stop him from making a bigger fool of himself. “Okay! Uh, do—do you mind if I shift?”
His wolf loved truck rides, which Eddie never failed to tease him about. He could easily be mistaken for a dog if he kept himself somewhat hidden.
Tommy looked amused. “I don’t mind. I’ll have to re-wrap your dressing, though.”
Have Tommy’s hands on him again? Buck had no problem with that at all.
“I’ll be right back.” He dashed for the bathroom, pleased when he only limped a little bit.
“Hey, take it slow!” Tommy called after him.
Sheepishly, Buck followed the Alpha’s command.
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STEREK FIC REC MASTERLIST
by Hedwig221b
Forever updating, will add more to this post as requests come. If you want to see the freshest fic rec list, click the og post. Love you!
age difference
childhood friends
dark sterek
fake/pretend relationship
oblivious sterek
parents sterek + de-aged Isaac
secret relationship
size difference
BAMF Stiles + part2
creature Stiles + part2 (demon, fae, merman, shapeshifter, etc)
feral Stiles
jock Stiles
magical Stiles
nogitsune Stiles
oblivious Stiles
pack mom Stiles
siren Stiles
Stiles doesn't know about werewolves
Stiles gets kicked out of the pack
Stiles is underestimated
Stiles leaves
void Stiles
witch Stiles
werewolf Stiles
Derek is Scott's Dad
failwolf Derek
feral Derek
good alpha Derek
has a crush on sister's/brother's best friend (Stiles)
jock Derek
possessive Derek
soft Derek
vampire Derek
aftermath of torture
angst part 1
angst part 2
fake character death
heavy angst
hurt/comfort
infertility
sheriff dissaproves
Stiles leaves
Talia dissaproves
unrequited love
good mom Talia
hales love stiles
pack feels
pet names
soft fics
alive Hales + part2
arranged marriage
childhood friends
historical
human
mafia
royal abo au
omegaverse
parallel universes
science fiction
twilight au
sport (ballet, ice skating, gymnastics)
time travel
youtubers
accidental knotting
age difference
loss of virginity
mating runs
size difference
smut
somnophiIia
spanking
subdrop Stiles + aftercare
babies & mpreg
de-aged Isaac + parental sterek
mpreg without omegaverse
bad friend Scott
body swap
canon events from sterek pov
chasing
hedwig221b Halloween theme
hedwig221b top 3 faves
insomnia/sleepwalking/sleeptalking
longfic
outsider POV
pack-centric
renaissance faire
stackson brotp
#sterek#sterek fic#sterek fanfic#stiles x derek#sterek fanfiction#sterek ao3#sterek au#sterek fic rec#stiles stilinski#derek hale#derek x stiles#eternal sterek#teen wolf stiles#teen wolf derek#teen wolf sterek#teen wolf fic#teen wolf fanfic#teen wolf fic rec#teen wolf fanfiction#teen wolf au#sterek fic rec masterlist#sterek masterlist#fic rec masterlist#teen wolf fic recs#sterek fic recs
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I found this unfinished fic rec list in my google docs and I have no idea what the theme was supposed to be so I'm setting it free into the world. I've read all of these more than once but that's the only common thread I can see. 😂
Since @outtoshatter told me to publish it (many, many months ago) this is dedicated to her.
The One You Choose by @asterekmess
13k | Mature
Stiles hadn’t seen Scott in over a week, except for glances he caught during school hours.
Sex Therapy by Asterekmess
51k | Explict
Stiles wanders into a club named Eclipse, looking for a one night stand to help him get over his breakup, only to realize that he has no idea what he's doing. Luckily for him, Derek is happy to be his Yoda.
The only problem comes when neither of them are able to keep it to just one night.
In One Kiss You'll Know All I Haven't Said by @aussiebee
1.7k | Teen
Derek accidentally kisses Stiles goodbye. They aren't dating.
It becomes... a thing.
we are the resistance by @callunavulgari
7k | Mature | (Pacific Rim au!!)
“So,” Stiles says after a moment. “Werewolves.”
“It’s a thing,” Derek murmurs sleepily.
Stiles chokes on a laugh. “Yeah, I realize that now. I just, I don’t know why I expected anything different. We live in a world where giant aliens attack every few weeks through a trans-dimensional portal at the bottom of the Pacific, why wouldn’t werewolves exist?”
[Hilary Duff Lyric Redacted] by calrissian18 (@wellhalesbells)
40k | Explicit
Stiles hadn’t been in Beacon Hills in five years, hadn’t seen Derek in nearly as long, when he got the text:
New number: (+530) 365-2421
or
An abundance of overeating and geekery, dangerous caffeine/sugar cereal addictions, surprise werewolves, bird insults, purple-eyed shrimp, reincarnated serial killers (it's cool, he has a leash), poorly played professional baseball, and a love story. In that order.
stuck in reverse by @crazyassmurdererwall
65k | Explict
Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, no one deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
Step into the daylight (and let it go) by dearericbittle
14k | Mature
Stiles is a grad student with serious insomnia. So when he sees a stranger in need of help, he thinks it’ll be a good way to allevbore the boredom. How the hell was he supposed to know that the weird guy with the baseball cap was a famous actor (and a fucking werewolf)? He just keeps running into the guy. Coincidence? Stiles thinks not.
Come with Me and Walk the Longest Mile by @devildoll
40k | Explicit
"Stiles shouldn't accept rides from werewolves he meets behind abandoned convenience stores." In which the zombie apocalypse is just one of their worries.
of gods & monsters by @dexterous-sinistrous
6k | Mature
“I’m not the best at conversation. I’ve been told I have no finesse for it.”
Stiles took a step closer to Derek, pushing the billowing silk out of the way. “And what would you say if you looked at me now?”
Derek looked up, startled for a moment when he realized he was now looking at Stiles’ unveiled face. He was silent for a beat, taking in Stiles’ features for the first time, convinced he would never see such beauty unveiled for him alone.
Painted Wooden Letters by @discontentedwinter
10k | Teen | (Stiles & John with a tiny side of Sterek)
All he ever wanted to be was Stiles Stilinski.
Smoke & Mirrors by doodle
69k | Explicit
"Mirror twin, actually,” Stiles corrected automatically. “It’s a subset of identical, but we’re not identical in the normal way. I'm the mirror image of him, or him me, whichever way you want to look at it."
Stiles has spent his entire life in the shadow of JJ, his popular, captain of the lacrosse team, jackass twin brother. Now he only has to make it through the summer until JJ goes to college.
Easier said than done when JJ starts hooking up with Stiles' crush, Derek Hale, and there's a dead body in the preserve.
Windows by @drgrlfriend
83k | Explicit
Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.
Excerpt:
“You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.
“Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”
“Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.
“What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”
“Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”
“Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”
Watch as the waves, fall back into place. by DropsOfAddiction
32k | Explicit
Derek rakes his eyes over Stiles’ exposed arms and his gaze lingers on the lithe muscle there. The evidence of years of staying in shape, working as an FBI field agent is blatant and was he always that hairy?
Derek’s mesmerised by the dark hair running up his arms and it’s only when Stiles clears his throat and flails his hands at him that Derek manages to bring his eyes to his face.
Stiles’ brown hair is longer and he looks taller somehow, fitting his body in a way Derek’s never quite seen on him. He looks totally comfortable in himself, propped there against the jeep like he does this every day, like he’s not making Derek readjust his entire world view, just by being there.
Derek scents the air blatantly and he steps closer to him, pleased with the way Stiles’ heartbeat spikes a little, despite his cool demeanour.
“Hey Hale. Looking good,” Stiles grins, still not moving an inch, even when Derek’s only about a metre away.
lovely, dark, deep by @elisela
3k | General
Stiles floats.
That’s all there is to do; the day is sunny and warm, like every other day he’s been in this pond, though he’s not sure how long that’s been. Sometimes he thinks it hasn’t been long, but whenever he tries to think about it, he … forgets. He told Kate once, when she came out to the garden late one night and let a fox tumble from her hands onto the ground, and she’d patted his cheek and told him that merpeople weren’t known for anything but looking pretty, so she wasn’t surprised to hear he didn’t have many thoughts in his head.
Sometimes it bothers him, that he can remember every day he’s been in the pond but nothing before, but if he thinks about it for too long he forgets that, too.
By Any Other Name by @entanglednow
33k | Explicit
He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
Hide Of A Life War by @etharei
26k | Explicit
“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”
The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
One Dollar Yoda by exclamation @adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction
11k | Mature
Stiles is an unbonded spark, so he's been dealing with courting alphas since he was ten. It's gotten a lot worse since he turned sixteen. Some are assholes, some are nice, but Stiles hasn't wanted to spend the rest of his life bound to any of them.
When Derek Hale shows up at his school, Stiles expects him to be just another asshole alpha attempting to buy him with expensive gifts. But Derek Hale puts no effort whatsoever into his courtship gifts. Stiles ought to be offended but instead he finds it refreshing.
On my Way by Gia279 (@outtoshatter)
18k | NR
Huge black paws smacked the window, followed by a fuzzy face smooshing up against it.
He scrambled over the gear shift, tipping into the passenger seat. Bear, he thought hysterically. It had to be a bear, a freaking bear.
A big pink tongue rolled out, lips pulling back as the creature panted.
Forward Motion by Gia279
9k | Teen
Stiles and Claudia have just opened their magic shop, finally moving to a brick and mortar store instead of selling potions and amulets from their kitchen.
Derek is having strange dreams, and Peter keeps asking him to go pick up some weird herbs from the new shop while the rest of the Hale pack is in an uproar preparing for their chaotic winter celebration.
Stiles has not one but two embarrassing run-ins with Derek before he manages a conversation with him, and Claudia gets the last laugh.
Shifted by Gia279
48k | NR
What the fuck? Stiles’s eyes snapped open. He leaped back.
A semi-truck blew by, horn blaring in annoyance.
Stiles looked around. His heart quickened at the unfamiliar shadows. His phone rang again, startling him. He fumbled it out of his pocket to answer, fingers sliding awkwardly over the screen.
“Where are you?” Talia’s voice snapped with urgency.
Stiles looked down. His feet were bare and dirty, but he’d still been wearing jeans when he fell asleep. “I’m not sure.”
flint & tinder by grimm
43k | Explicit
Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it's all in a day's work for Stiles Stilinski.
North of Salem by @halehathnofury-blog
85k | Explicit
The world is ending in a fight between the supernatural and human worlds. On the front line there are packs that keep the threat at bay and one of them is run by an Alpha wolf and a Spark.
Quack (Stiles Stop Calling It That) by @isthatbloodonhisshirt
16k | Teen
“Stiles, I’m serious, I need a favour.”
“That sounds like a trap,” Stiles Stilinski muttered sleepily into both his pillows. “You know,” he continued when the man in his room made no move to leave, “you’d think I’d be used to this. My dad, coming into my room, smacking my ass to get me out of bed, waking me up at the ass crack of dawn—”
“It’s almost one.”
“—waking me up at the ass crack of one,” Stiles continued without missing a beat, “and asking for a favour. Given my life growing up with you, you’d think I’d be used to this by now. I think the reason this hits so hard now is that I specifically bought my own apartment so that you couldn’t wake me up at the ass crack of dawn—”
“Stiles, it’s almost one.”
“—so that you couldn’t wake me up at the ass crack of one.”
Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean to Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt
68k | Teen
“You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.
And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”
The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.
“You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.
Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”
Puppy Love by @jerakeenc
7k | Teen
"You stole half the dogs in town," his dad says, hands on his hips. "I should arrest you."
"They're in protective custody," Stiles corrects him. He's trying to sound serious, but it's almost impossible when you have a Pomeranian eating your hair.
Waiting Games Jerakeen
6k | Explicit
Being an only child and heir to the throne, Stiles had always known he may not have the luxury of marrying for love. When he’d realized he was an omega to boot, things had taken an even more uncomfortable turn for him.
Omegas are rare. An omega as the heir apparent is almost unheard of.
Which is why there is no wiggle room when it comes to the tournament.
Don't Worry Baby by @kalpurna
20k | Explicit
"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."
Derek doesn't respond.
The (un)Usual? by @rhysiana
28k | Teen
Stiles works nights at the local college-town diner. Derek is the weird, taciturn new regular who apparently needs huge quantities of food in the middle of the night. Stiles is determined to figure out why.
#who knows what i was thinking#I'm a mystery even to myself#rec list#Sterek fics#Stiles Stilinski#Derek Hale#mystery theme#my rec list
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Look, we did not dedicate an entire day every week to the Flop Alpha™ for y'all to not see this coming.
Best Teen Wolf Character: The Final, Round 6
And then there were two! This might just be the toughest battle yet! At least for me, it is. It's painful, my two fave characters against each other! So enjoy this painful final round and we'll see who lands on top as the best teen wolf character! You'll have one week like usual to fight for who you want to win. Good luck!
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You Make Me Blush And I Wanna Have Your Babies
By Blahblahblahblah9
Stiles hummed distractedly, biting his lips with his eyes still glazed over.
Derek giggled, bringing Stiles back down and making him blush fiercer than ever. “Shut up,” he mumbled, slapping away Derek’s approaching hand.
“Come on, don’t be like that,” Derek cajoled, grinning when Stiles intertwined their hands together. He brought up their hands to his mouth and pressed a kiss to the back of Stiles’. “I love you, baby.”
“Love you too,” Stiles replied, tightening his hold on Derek’s hand.
or, Stiles sneaks out in the middle of the night to spend a cozy night with Derek.
Tags:
Fluff, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, Derek Hale is Not a Failwolf, Derek Hale is Not Emotionally Constipated, Secret Relationship, Sheriff Stilinski Knows (Teen Wolf), Canon Compliant, Dead Hale Family (Teen Wolf), Derek Hale is a Softie, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski is a Nice Thing, Stiles is Derek's Baby, Sneaking Out, Slice of Life
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don't EVER go check on ANYTHING on urbandictionary.com when you're supposed to be writing...










derek f-hale-ure my beloved <3
#i may be just sort of. verging on losing my mind#lol#derek hale#failwolf posting hours#team woof#urban dictionary-ophile#cassidy snippets of daily madness decension posts#lemons#a bit#teen wolf#sterek
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Can you recommend me some sterek fics with good storyline? Some good ones I've read are:-
The First Annual North American Pack Convention by Immortalpancake
Stella and the Wolf | Empty by DiscontentedWinter
Seven Years | EEM Universe | Loving Issac by QueenOfAngst21
He's Not Mine by Sunnee
Pale Horses by Jana_C
Beacon Hills Mysteries by miss_aphelion
The Alpha and the Emissary by mikkimouse
the broken radio is playing suicide by decideophobia
Hale Emissary by vanderloo
Alpha, Mage, Pack by Foxfire18
When the dust has settled by halcyon1993
Home is Where the Spark Is by JustJim, Useless_girl
By Any Other Name by entanglednow
Blood Drunk Humans by Cxmill
A Guide to your Supernatural Life by SpiritsFlame
I Need You So Much Closer by lemyh
A New Hale Pack by odetotheauthor, Shinigami24
Here's the deepest secret nobody knows by owlpostagain
The bond, the pack, the mate, the alphas by BlondeFairy85
It was a Wednesday by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Dangerous Desires by VioletHyena
Framed by Nival_Vixen
I notice quite a few of these are series which I don't really pay much attention to 🤷🏻♀️ I have added some of my favorites.
note: I will make a list of links for the fics mentioned in this ask. Soon.
Famous Last Words by JenNova | 62.8K
A series of ‘made-them-do-its’ which ended up telling a much bigger story.
Oh, The Places We’ll Go (series) by KeriArentikai | 18.9K
The five friends sat at a table in the student union building, laughing over their fast-food lunches.
“Okay,” said Jackson, “which prof would you bang?”
“Hale,” Erica, Isaac and Stiles all said together. No one was surprised at their answer.
stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli) | 65.6K | Explicit
Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, no one deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
Waiting by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 81K
Not wanting to think on it took much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
To Have and to Hold by KouriArashi | 44.2K
“Yes, well, you see …” Deucalion cleared his throat again. “In an effort for authenticity, the writer used an actual binding ceremony in the script. The casting director, wanting to make sure it was pronounced correctly, found an actual shaman to perform it. He did so.”
“You – you mean – are you saying that Derek and I are actually married?” Stiles managed to squeeze out of his rapidly closing throat.
The Circus at the End of the World by mikkimouse | 91K
Three hundred years ago, the world ended not with a bang or a whimper, but with magic.
Since then, magic has been outlawed, and the world has clawed its way back to some kind of stability, with people and shifters alike divided between living within the walled safety of the Havens, or the small, less protected outposts dotting the frontier.
Derek Hale and his sisters, Laura and Cora, are the proprietors of Hale’s Circus of Magic, Monsters, and Mystical Wonders, known colloquially as the Circus at the End of the World. They and their ragtag pack ride the rails between the outposts and the Havens, performing for those who can pay (and some who can’t). Their circus is a small haven in and of itself, a place of safety for those who have nowhere else to go.
It’s a quiet life…until Stiles Stilinski joins the crew.
Little Wild Animal by DiscontentedWinter | 61K
Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack’s property. Humans are supposed to be extinct. But then, Stiles is full of surprises.
Versus by secondstar | 94.5K
At age nineteen, Stiles Stilinski was the next big thing, according to The Guardian. It was surreal, not being able to turn on Sky Sports without hearing his name mentioned along with the names of players he grew up idolizing. Stiles couldn’t believe that this was his life.
A Desperate Arrangement by mikkimouse | 115.5K
“I’m sorry, I believe there’s something wrong with my hearing,” Stiles said. “Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me.”
Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn’t misheard a damn thing.
Where the Real Beasts Are by kaistrex (weishen) | 109K | Explicit
Crown Prince Stiles is gifted a direwolf on his eighteenth birthday by King Gerard I of Venatia. The only instruction? Never remove the collar.
Stiles never has been one to do as he’s told.
Stiles’s Story Time by trilliath | 125.8K
Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face looks in those glasses. Or something like that.
Do Not Go Gentle by MojoFlower | 195.8K
Derek Hale, Beacon Hills Alpha and Dom, wakes up in a dark cell already housing another captive – a mute, traumatized sub with a cruel collar around his neck. His only goal is to get them both free of their brutal circumstances; but even as he tries to get his young companion home, a bond between them grows. Nothing comes easily: danger and harrowing echoes of their ordeal shadow every step they take.
I’ve Been Everywhere With You by Leslie_Knope | 61.5K | Explicit
“Dude, you should totally come with me.”
“What? Like on the road trip?“
“No, come with me. To Austin. Get out of Beacon Hills.”
Derek paused. “What?” he asked again.
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Afraid of stairs? *shuffles through ten years of fanfic* When? 😂 At most, there were jokes about how "dramatic" Derek is about his entrances. But really, the only other option would've been to turn it into comedy by splitting his pants or injuring himself.
#this is why I hate what failwolf has become#Derek is not an uwu smol bean#he slit his uncle’s throat#stairs were not his downfall
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