#fanfics that read like shitposts

[mischief-night-ghost]

More additions to my "fan fics that read like shit posts" collection. These are all from Ao3, and I forgot the names of them. They had a lot of hits so I'm sure someone will recognize them.

(plz don't judge me for my blorbos. Yes I'm 24 but my autism won't let me leave these behind bc they give me too much serotonin and dopamine)

The ships include: Frerard, joshler, and party poison x fun ghoul. I do enjoy a good ryden too, but it's very rare I engage in it bc its not at the forefront of my mind, though some of the fics are great.

[ronnierosest]

Zakkura "So he never initiates, never asks, and waits." - inspired by a fanfiction we're friends, right? (very adult) by totosheadset

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Tsc really shows us why Neil josten is Nora’s favourite character (as he should be) (he should be everyone’s favourite character)

[gurggggleburgle]

I'm proud to say I don't think Luo Binghe would like to eat his boyfriends pussy. He'll do it but bitch he's not here for that. For 1 Binghe is absolutely the kind of guy who wants to see the whole body come undone not just have Shen Yuan tug on his hair. 2 the man's favorite places to kiss are things like forehead, hands, cheeks, he's a foreplay from the waist up man.

He'd fingerblast to next year granted but Shizun asks for a kiss and a downstairs buffet he says yes but in his head he's thinking about how much he just wants to massage and bite that man's shoulders/chest and touch every part of his skin till they're the same person. He needs to use his hands and teeth simultaneously and not doing so is bad for his health. Man can't dine on pussy alone. Shizun let me fingerblast you from the front while taking you from behind while I cradle you in my arms and scream how you love me!!!!! Shizun plssssssss!!!!

[the-ineffable-wanderer]

DBH fic writers and readers on AO3 be like.

DON'T KILL ME.... I love love love good Connor fics too. I am very self-aware. His story is excellent and, well, he arguably "becomes" human the most. Give me that sweet, sweet fanfic where he tries to have emotions. It's just kind of funny, isn't it?

Alternative version under the cut.

Looking at you, Reed900 enjoyers (including me). Haha

[hyperfixiation-station]

Pirate AU

I am super unmotivated right now, so I am sorry for not writing anything, but I have a little brain worm thingy that I want to get out so I don't forget, and maybe when I am more motivated I can write it, if anyone is interested anyways

So, pirate au?

Price is the captain, and his crew is mostly gone after he lost a spat with the British Navy. Not only did he lose valuable members of his familycrew but he also lost the fastest ship he owned :(

Gaz and Ghost are the only remaining members.

Ghost lived his life on ships. He ran away at the age of 16 and was caught as stowaway and sold to a ship co. that delivered goods around the world. He worked his way up and was offered his own ship, but declined and went home to see if his family was any better. They were not. In fact, they were all dead. Price ran into him at a bar, and offered him a position with his crew once he watched Ghost come out on top in a 4v1 brawl. He is the quartermaster of Price's crew.

Gaz isn't entirely sure how he ended up in Prices crew. One day he was a normal citizen and the next moment he was a pirate ship. Okay, so maybe he was a sad, homeless orphan, and maybe he climbed aboard the ship to get to another island, and maybe Price charmed him with the promises of food and a bed, but that's not the point. And besides, t's not like he'll ever tell. Before joining the pirate crew, Gaz had gone to school, and excelled in maths, so Price made him his sailing master.

Soap was a member of the royal navy. He deserted after realizing that the whole power structure is corrupt, and that they were no better, worse even, then those they were hunting down. He turned tail during the fight with with Price's fleet, broke Gaz out of the brig they were holding him in, and joined the other side. Price hesitantly put him on as a deckhand, but quickly promoted him to gunner after seeing Soap shoot. After proving his loyalty to the cause, he was promoted to Master Gunner.

Roach was a street kid. He grew up fighting to survive, learning how to swindle and steal with the best of them. He joined a gang, starting out as a little pickpocket but quickly rose through the ranks, becoming of his boss's best thief's. He was stealing from Ghost but got caught. Ghost dragged(threw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes) him back to the ship and handed him over to Price. Price liked Roaches moxy and took him on, first as a deckhand, and, once his affinity for high places was discovered, a navigator.

Laswell and her wife rule from pirate island as the Pirate Queens(POTC reference anyone?)

Anyways I'll probably write something once I stop being so depressed, this idea is open for anyone else to write/draw as well, as long as you give me credit :)

[kacievvbbbb]

Every day I find a new clue that gets me closer and closer to proving my theory that I cannot in fact read.

[minniiaa]

this is my formal request to the higher powers that if I die please erase my internet history and wipe my PC.

I will never rest peacefully if my family or anyone who knows me discovers what I god awful media I have consumed (and produced) in my lifetime.

[graph-aa]

I learned about this thing… a cakeverse and…… well LISTEN—

[scholliski]

you could convince me to like any ship if there’s good fanfiction for it

[aunt-booty]

English as not your first language is great sometimes. Like you can spend all day reading ao3 fanfictions and just tell everyone, including yourself, that you are actually practicing your English this way. No, I didn't read smuts all day, I studied.

And the best part is, you can really learn something this way.

[ayareadsao3]

[six-eyed-samurai]

Don't act all horrified when you have the AUDACITY to sneak a peek at what I'm reading when you KNOW VERY WELL that I indulge myself in pathetic men, hot women and fanfiction 🙄🙄🙄

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Yuri on Ice has done a lot for me.

Amazing fan comics, art, music, a relatable main character, inadvertently introduced me to the omegaverse and Killing/Stalking which traumatized me for years,

You know fun stuff.

[gendervapor14]

my two most recent photos/videos on my camera roll are this gif:

and this video:

[video ID: a two second clip of cora yelling “LAW!!!” in a very dramatic, grizzled voice]

and i feel like if i delete either of these items i’ll get cursed

[cas-edspace]

You…

You ever discover an ick that you never expected to give you the ick?

‘Cause I just started a fanfic, a Sabriel (Gabriel/Sam, a tea of mine that I enjoy time from time. It had Destiel too— anyway)

And it was Sam’s pov, but first person. This normally doesn’t make me flinch, especially not as much as it just did.

Did I become a fanfic sommelier? (I have been reading fanfiction for a decade. But still)

Who the fuck am I to judge the point of view??

Is this just me???