#feeding is my love language

[fizzytoo]

day: 02

[evilkitten3]

the hardest part of reading naruto fanfic is frankly not sorting through all the stuff i don't care about or trying to ignore awful characterization. it's trying to survive the attempts at japanese. why couldn't my special interest have been in literally any other language.

he would not fucking say that. he would not fucking conjugate verbs like that. he would not use that honorific for that person. that one isn't even an honorific at all. you're killing me

[jaylleoo14]

Jade is so baby girl. Period. Sometimes I like to think he's actually secretly pathetic when it comes to courting and flirting, same goes with Floyd. After all, they are cut from the same cloth and not to mention I heard that eels tend to be rather shy! So here we have three shy mermafia seafood sillies that are too shy to try and court you and when they do you can only be prompted to laugh because its so awkward, cringey, or so bad it makes you just laugh because its so hilarious! And then now they are hurt and then they turn to menace mode and uh oh, you better swoon by their attempts of trying to rizz you or else.... (okay but ngl i kinda like it when they are menacing (WHAT. You did not hear that from me))

Okay but seriously though, I think it'd be such a sight for them to be such boy losers ^^

Here's a snippet of the jade fic btw. Sometimes I dunno if I should shorten these things up because I tend to write a lot and get over conscious because i'm like "whos gonna actually read all of this💀?"

He's actually such a loser omfg 🙄 (Okay but i love losers like??? Omg you and me we are actually meant to be Jade!!!)

[mielmoto]

she'd peel an orange for any and every one of you. she'd prepare a pomegranate for MOST of you (her beloveds).

[xblackreader]

Oh wow.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

I need to talk about hush for a second. Specifically his new audio. 

…..He doesn’t need to eat? Is it like vampires where food doesn’t do anything for them or can he physically not eat food? 

Because much like vampires, he doesn’t feel hunger but he feeds off of Arcana so can he physically not eat? 

[0507-worms]

curious how shidou and kazui's mvs are the only ones using fruit metaphors... 🏳️‍🌈?

[boilingrain]

THEY'RE SO CUTE

I want to pinch their little cheeks

[cottagecori]

bread just came out of the oven and the cookies are cooling on the counter who wants some

[lunargeist]

scar: I’m feeling silly :D (so horny he might throw up) (grian tells him to stop describing it like that.)

Scar: Feeling Silly!~ ;3c

Grian: So, like-

S: Now

[akai-anna]

[mistymem0ryy]

when will part 2 be out for the ballerina reader i gotta know

I was attempting to finish it during my train ride but due to unforseen circumstances (loud French tourists gossiping, believing I did not understand a single word of what they were saying. I did. I hope whoever Noémie is that she knows her friends are trash and too loud for their own good), I was unable to.

I shall have it done by the end of tomorrow, I believe. This one is from Arlechinno's point of view and using it as a medium to talk sh1t about hypothetical upper classes from Fontaine is bringing me a joy previously unkown to me.

Glad you are enjoying the fic local common pigeon!

[totallyawesome123]

rediscovering I have empathy? craaaazyyyyy

[motheryoon]

“try it,” she told him, holding the chopsticks up to his lips. sasuke flicked his eyes back and forth from the dessert to his wife’s expectant smile suspiciously.

“come on,” she said, nudging it a little closer, “i made it just for you.”

sasuke frowned down at it as if it had personally offended him. “sakura you know i don’t like sweet things,” he said, eyeing her warily. she sighed exasperatedly and explained herself again.

“i made it more savoury than sweet, just for you.”

and before he could refuse, she had quickly shoved the morsel into his mouth, effectively shutting him up.

“umf—!” he almost choked but quickly caught himself and slowly began chewing, a pensive expression growing on his face. he looked so concentrated, sakura almost laughed.

and then, as if in slow motion, his eyes widened comically, and they seemed to sparkle.

“wow,” he mumbled with his mouth full. sakura would have scolded him had he not looked so cute. he looked up at her in wonderment, as if she had done something absolutely incredible.

“i like it,” he said. knowing sasuke’s aversion to both giving compliments and eating anything sweet, this was high praise. he might as well have gotten on his knees and bowed to her.

sakura snorted as his eyes continued to twinkle like a little kid’s.

how a notoriously fearsome man like him could be so damn adorable sometimes, sakura had no clue.

“i like you,” she replied, endlessly amused. sasuke’s reaction was everything she was hoping for. he reeled back, cheeks red and eyes bashfully avoiding hers.

no matter how long she’d been open with her feelings, sasuke could never quite get used to her unabashed affection toward him. it would never fail to make his heart race.

lips twitching, she lifted her chopsticks and pinched his nose with the clean end of them.

immediately, his face scrunched up and he looked like he was about to sneeze. sakura giggled and said, “you’re so cute.”

still blushing, sasuke rubbed his nose and muttered underneath his breath, “i’m not cute…”

chuckling, happy and so in love, she leaned in and placed a sweet, chaste kiss on his mouth. moving back again, she looked into his startled eyes and smiled widely. “happy valentine’s day, sasuke-kun.”

pausing, he returned her soft gaze and felt himself melting, much like that chocolate she loved so much.

“…happy valentine’s day,” he whispered back, “wife.”

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

LOVE IN THE AIR JAPAN EDITION!! You'll liveblog it too, right?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Nah, not interested.

Obviously I like Love in the Air, but in general I don't pay any attention to remakes.

The original follows the book pretty religiously, and my only major "Why wouldn't you get into that more???" part is glossed over in the novel too (Is everyone just ignoring the fact that- for no significant reason because they have other ways of seeing Payu- Sky humored Rain's boner to the point where he reached out to the man who facilitated his gangrape- presumably for the first time since then- just to ask about some stupid fucking race??? When they could have just followed the semis from Payu's garage?????????????).

*cough*

So yeah, I'll give it a skip.

[the-busy-ghost]

Love when the only translation the Latin dictionary had for a particular word was in Chinese