#fellswap x papyrus

[mossyinkynebulous]

Might I interest you in some fanart of different AUs I follow? They all be pretty cool if I do say so myself.

Mizutale+ Shuffle Sans belongs to @mizuisheretot

Sweettale Sans, Mint, belongs to @hheisa

Fellswap X Papyrus, Pepper, belongs to @xxtha-blog

[3dogbones]

Woop woop guess what day it is fellas!

so like I was up all night making drawings of paps saying swears so they’ll be posted later today

Kill me bc credit time rauagahahuah

sixbones: Zarla

underswap: community

epictale: yugogeer012

xtale: jakei95

outertale: 2mi127

underfell: Vic the Underfella

horrortale: Sour-Apple-Studios

swapfell: Kkhoppang

fellswap: MsCreppyPlagueDoctor

me: sleep

[totallylulalutiacreations]

Last days! I'm gonna extend it to Sunday the 12th.

I have 1 slot left for Edge, Blue, Papyrus, and Ink.

2 Slots left for Error and Wine

I won't draw Frisk or chara with them, but other Oc, self inserts, and characters I will. Just as long as they're legal age!

If interested, hit me up here on Ko-fi!

[centipedelightning]

Yo, I read ur posts and instantly fell in love. I was wondering if I could request Red, Edge, Gold, and Black with a gender neutral S/O. The S/O is extremely reckless and typically ends up with only minor injuries though.Romantic please… If that’s okay-

omgggg Gold my baby. I need to draw him more ugh. btw trust me I Know how messy that title looks. it was the best i could work it down to (´•ω•̥`)

| UF/FS:GL/FSR Sans (+UF Pap) x gn!Reader || Romantic || Fluff |

Red

A worrier.

Listen, this poor man has horrific anxiety. Every little stunt you pull risks giving Red a heart attack.

He isn't the type to steer you away from anything mind you.

If you want to try something that Red is sure is going to end in chaos, he'll let you go along and do it anyway.

Call it the leftover "let the kid learn themselves" mentality from raising Edge.

He will always be there afterward to make jokes and patch you up.

Edge

Another let you learn the hard way type.

What he has to realize quite quickly is that you won't learn and it is up to him to keep you out of trouble.

Every little impulse you might have to do something reckless is swiftly redirected to something Edge finds safer.

He doesn't try to hide it either.

He's never forceful and will still let you go do whatever it is your heart desires, but he tries to wrangle the impulse part of your brain long enough for the critical thought part to catch up.

He keeps a box of themed bandages in his inventory at all times when out with you.

Gold (Fellswap: Gilded Sans)

Prepared.

Gold is the most prepared Monster you will ever meet. He has a full first aid kit on hand at all times.

He didn't even buy it because of you necessarily. He had it before you two started dating.

He is a bit more curt about telling you to be careful and not make dumb decisions.

Tends to just stick close by when he can to make sure no shenanigans happen.

You keep coming out of absurd situations with only a few scratches. And truly, if Gold had hair you would've caused it all to grey.

Black

An instigator I fear.

He is a skeleton that often finds himself in Situations, so he would probably be just as bad as you.

Y'all need a babysitter.

Either way, Black does try to be the voice of reason when he thinks to.

His style of recklessness is more verbal than physical, so he at least has sense when it comes to you doing dumb things.

If nothing else, he knows how to take care of you when you come home a mess.

He likes to have those skin-tone bandages on hand. You don't know how he did it, but he found ones that blend seamlessly with your skin.

[pokegalla]

Requested by @tryslogic

Brooooo a part three AND with Papyruses?! They deserve more love and I shall give it to them✨ (Warning: A little spicy up ahead!)

How Touchy Can They Be In Public With Slightly Large Chested S/o! (Pt.3 with Papyruses✨)

Stretch:

* Ah yes the lazy carrot himself. With his chill nature could he be too lazy to think lewd things?! Well of course he can- he’s the type of…..closeted pervert? Like he is not gonna outright do anything or say anything unless it’s on the down low- other than that, he might be generally too lazy to do it…..or a little shy surprisingly.

* You probably randomly find out when you wore a nice tight shirt. With a whole amount of cleavage that leaves nothing much for the imagination- and he is staring respectfully…..a lot. If you catch him, he’ll just chuckle and shrug like yeah yah got me. Though he does get a little sheepish and looks away blushing.

* In private, he’s actually quite a big snuggle bug. He don’t care if he’s the big or little spoon. Heh mainly because he could either have your tits on his back as the little spoon or tits in his hands like stress balls as the big spoon. Plus he gets cuddles and possible smooches? He’s in heaven✨

* Now does he tease you in public? Ooooh boy. He’ll tease you via puns- seriously he’ll probably make you smack him or laugh. Maybe both- “Hey babe. Am I the breast guy you ever loved?✨” “Babe please-“ “Woah Calm your tits- I just found a cup for us *Shows coffee cup with a honey bee on it* Damn sorry It’s a b-cup-“ “BABE-“

* He’s just a silly guy who loves you very much……and no he’s not going to run out of boob jokes-

Mutt:

* Now NORMALLY I ask if this AU variant is capable of being lewd. But- this guy is so GODdamn HORNY, he broke that continuity in these headcanons- don’t get me wrong! He has his cute moments. But nah we don’t need to even ASK if he does bruh-

* And I highly doubt you take him to public without wearing a baggy sweatshirt- because I know the first time you tried wearing Y’know something regular that shows your outline, he was clinging onto you. Either face nuzzling your chest, or pulling you close by your waist, your chest directly pressed against him. Hell will the sweatshirt REALLY help-?

* In private he’s more like a cute cuddly puppy, snuggling you and asking for headpats. He even whines like one and if you don’t he has the cutest puppy dog eyes. And honestly it’s quite a sweet moment. He’s also the type of guy who requires a lot of trust so to see him unwind and be this affectionate is really rewarding. Though let’s be honest he can turn this from sweet fluffy moment to having you two break the headboard after having fun in the sheets~ If you in the mood? Oh he’ll take you there-

* Teasing? Absolutely. And very blunt teasing too- like from tell you how pretty you’d look with love bites all around……to straight up GRIPPING a booba with no hesitation- mans gives no fucks- might have to drag him to somewhere private before he does something right then and there. But he’ll apologize right after! “Sorry babe….I just can’t resist you. I love you so much!” ……you can’t stay mad at him can you? 😏

* Overall he really is your cute puppy dog✨

Papyrus (The Classic✨in case there is confusion-):

* Well……I’ll be damned. He actually had me stumped- but ok ok. Can this literal ball of sunshine be anyway lewd? My answer? I’d say……surprisingly yes? But very very vanilla- like he’s a grown ass Skellie, of course he’d be attracted. But it’s so damn innocent and sweet.

* Seriously in public he can’t help but smile and compliment you because he thinks you are the most beautiful person he’s ever seen- he tries not to get easily flustered because he’s The Great Papyrus! He’s supposed to make YOU feel flattered! Though the way he stares at your booba and looks away apologizing profusely, I think you feel flattered already.

* In private, nothing is better than cuddling with your S/o after training all day. But please let him know it’s ok to lay on your chest. He always hesitates. But once he gets comfortable, he’ll be a cuddly bean, skull resting upon your booba✨ he even gets curious, wondering why they are JUST like pillows! He also gets surprisingly romantic and leaves praises and kisses all over you, saying all the bits he loves about you. If he ain’t careful, things will take a steamy turn with you two~

* A lovely cinnamon roll who is always ready to shower you in love! And we can all agree: very adorable✨

[alusniper]

• P A P A R A •

💛I missed drawing them :">

[marigoldsandbuttercups]

(I'm not sure if you've answered an ask similar to this previously but)

What is the FSG boys "type" when looking for an S/O? And what changes with the boys personalities whenever they start developing feelings, like going from a "friend" to a "crush" to an S/O?

(Don't think I have, friend, you're in luck!)

A friend? Oh no, that's my crush :)

Wine (FSG Sans): His ideal type is a little,,,, difficult to point out. He's never really taken the opportunity to mull over it like others do as he was always focused on his job, on his life mainly when he was in the underground. It takes him a bit to really decide what is his "type". But once he does, it's not all that surprising.

Or is it?

Wine would fancy someone who knows how to hold their own, someone who's got a little spunk and is very witty. He'd also like someone who's very sure of what they're doing and level headed, but it's not a deal-breaker for him if you're someone who's a bit more shy and mousy, he finds it all alluring once you've completely and utterly charmed him. How to do that is a whole other ball game, however.

There's a way to figure out if Wine sees you as a friend or as a "friend" is the way he talks about you to others (mostly Coffee, though, he knows ALLL the tea) so if Wine let's you hang around his younger brother without him being there, you're definitely in his good books. With his close friends, Wine likes to treat them with nice things, or would take them along with him for whatever he's got planned that day. You also will see that he's more talkative, even if he can be rather sassy sometimes.

When he's got feelings for you, man, it's like Cupid struck him hard. He'd start to call you the sweetest nicknames, and although his face doesn't reveal much, his voice sounds just a tad softer when he calls out to you, that little bit of gentleness reserved for you and only you. He'd be more inclined to give you gifts that you can actually use or store away as he hopes you will always remember him when you look at it.

Coffee (FSG Papyrus): Doesn't have much of a type, honestly. If you asked him, he'd probably list out the most basic things in people (Nice, sweet, etc, etc). It's not that he doesn't care or doesn't find anyone attractive. Rather, his priority is never love or being in a relationship but it's not hard to have him fall for you, quality time is the way to go with him, honestly.

He doesn't change all that much when he's around a friend, perhaps a bit more relaxed rather than his usual, closed off self. But give him a bit of time (and the right topic) and you'll see that shell of his start to break and go on long spiels of what type of music he likes and the process of creating music and the tools in excruciating detail. You also will notice that he likes to send you random pictures throughout the day or message you at the quiet hours of the night.

And if you listen closely enough, maybe, you can even hear him laugh at the horrid pun you just made.

If he's got feelings for you, the first thing you'll notice just how quick he is to tense up around you. It's like you're sent back to square one, really. Perhaps it's not all that bad when you begin to spot little letters left for you, and it starts out fairly innocent, mundane compliments that soon get a little more braver and more specific, stuff like how much he likes being around you, or how you have a really nice laugh, it makes him feel.. Good to hear it.

He's not the most obvious but he certainly tries as he does value the friendship you guys have and the main thing is that it's because of you, as long you're around, that's what makes him happy.

[jjjuuh-writes]

Ao3 fanfictions

Here is a gathered list of all fanfictions with links and warnings:

No Way Out TW! Child abuse, starvation, neglect, medical procedures, violense Reader x everyone(?) - Reader falls into the world of Underfell as a child and grows up with the two brothers until a sudden force drags them into a new alternate universe.

Puppy Love TW! Kidnapping, noncon, violence, broken bones, amputation, force feeding, yandere, dehumanization Reader x Yandere!Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Reader is kidnapped by Yandere!Coffee.

Inside The Batcave TW! Anal, smut, knotting Undertale Papyrus x Underfell Papyrus (EdgePuff) - Papyrus and Edge have a movie night.

Family Day TW! Speciesism, mpreg, mafia, difficulties with pregnancy, threatening, homophobia Mafiafell Papyrus x Horrortale Papyrus - The family of three spend the day together, enjoying their time despite some unfortunate events.

The Help TW! FDIA, non-consensual drug use, medical treatments, needles, puking Underswap Papyrus x Reader - Stretch needs to feel needed.

Conversion Therapy TW! Homophobia, dubcon, smut, blowjob Underfell Papyrus x Swapfell Papyrus - Father Money fucks Edge straight.

I will edit this as I go, but this is what I have atm :3

(lots of papyly oneshots)

[ivyprism]

Congrats, @kiok0r0! (Hound x Reader)

Warning: Pure fluff!

You're a little giddy as you make your approach to the house. Something finally happened to you that made you smile wide. You were quite excited to tell Hound. You enter the house with a huge smile, smelling something from the kitchen. You hurry to meet Hound, who is wearing an apron and cooking for you. He hears you and smiles.

"Welcome home, sweetheart! You said you had good news a bit earlier, so I decided to make something a bit for you. For this special occasion." Hound grins broadly at you as you approach, and he kisses you before returning to cooking. "Sit down and relax a little, sweetheart; I'll be there soon. I want you to have something to eat right away." He says as you nod and anxiously proceed to sit down. You can see he arranged the table nicely. It looked like he was preparing for an unplanned date, which made you happy.

You finally received two job offers and put in your two weeks. You know he'd be delighted to hear that. You hear him plate the food, and he approaches you. He gets something and starts playing lovely music. He smiles as he places the plate in front of you. He kisses you on the cheek.

"Bone appetit, sweetheart~." Hound chuckles as he sits across from you. He leans on his hands and smiles broadly at you. "So what's this good news you were so excited to tell me?" Hound had the kindest eyes and the tenderest of grins, and you broke into a great smile.

You tell him what occurred, and his eyes light up a little more than before as he grabs you, hugs you, and spins you right away after sitting down. He laughs and kisses you all over the face, making you giggle slightly.

"Congratulations, sweetheart! I am so proud of you!" Hound grins as he kisses you and hugs you close. He puts more kisses all over your face as he holds you extra close. He softly chuckles. "Sorry, honey. I got a little excited. Let us get back to our date." Hound smiles as he sets you down and returns to his side of the table, while you sit across from him. You two begin to talk about your respective days as you both eat.

You smile a little more as you two finish dinner, and he casually pushes the table over and pulls you into a ridiculous little waltz dance so he can dip and kiss you. The dance was fluid, cheerful, and full of energy. He did, in fact, dip you and kiss you repeatedly. But then you two ended up cuddling on the couch while he switched on a new movie that you both wanted to see. He hugs you close to his waist and places his chin on your head as you sink onto his lap. He drapes a blanket around the two of you, kissing your cheek while you watch the movie.

You cuddle closer as you understand there will be more to come for the rest of the day, thanks to all the excitement you create as he holds you near.

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[voidandabyssal]

Of any of your favorites that u haven’t written about yet, what would be their goto date idea? It can romantic or platonic, whatever you’d like.

Mutt (FellSwap Papyrus)

His go to date idea would be a home movie night. Somewhere he can feel safe and comfortable. Intimate enough that the two of you could share kisses, cuddles or more ;))

Watching movies is also ideal because he's pretty lazy, prefering not to do anything too active.

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"c'mon darling, c'mere" Mutt drawled out. His hands sliding down your back as he nuzzled into your neck.

"Mutt, c'mon the movie" you whined, hiding your head deeper in his chest. You could feel his ribcage shudder with laughter. The movie, you weren't even sure what it was, some of Nabstablooks work maybe? played forgotten in the background.

He placed a kiss on the top of your messy head. Hair flying everywhere. Food lay scattered around the table, chips and soft drinks lay half-eaten.

"Love ya darlin'" Mutt murmured out, holding you close, grazing over the small wrap of bandages that hid a nasty scrape. A present reminder of the dangers of the Underground. You hid deeper into his hoodie, eyes fluttering shut. Sleep taking you for another night.

[razzyarts]

Dibujo cringe de mi selfshipp 🏳‍🌈💕✨

[pokegalla]

A prompt by @theneurodivergentdummy

Bro this is like a NIGHTMARE for me but this is perfect for humor omfg-

(Uuuuuuugh I hate spiders. But let’s get it)

Any Papyrus/Sans waking up to Reader who’s asleep with a whole spider in their mouth

Sans:

* He was already sleeping and you decided to join him. You loved cuddling with your bone-friend.

* Time passes and he wakes up from his 14 hour nap to see you all stretched out on the bed next to him, making him chuckle. You sleep crazy and it’s a funny sight

* But….what the heck was that black thing moving near your mouth?

* A whole ass spider was in your mouth and you hadn’t reacted. Jeez he knew you were a heavy sleeper but damn not even that wakes you up?

* He doesn’t freak out but simply uses his magic to fling it away. He won’t tell you directly but will make puns when you get up

XPapyrus:

* He’s always training so cuddling is pretty rare. But if he is free you enjoy every second of it. He is SO cuddly!!! And he deserves those cuddles….he is exhausted after all.

* And he wakes up only cause he had a bad dream….and punches to the side.

* It didn’t hit you but that spider? Got one hit K’Oed-

* You woke up cause you felt the AIR from that punch. So you turn to him confused. And his response is actually pretty sweet

* “I dreamt that a evil person was trying to hurt you! I wanted to protect you!”

* Guess you’re knight in shining armor can protect you even in his sleep! How oddly endearing!

Dream:

* He’s usually very busy as he’s usually doing his job as the guardian of positivity. But once he’s gotten free time, he’s rushing to be by your side.

* You guys were having a date at home to make up for lost time but he did fall asleep first. You smile knowing how tired he was but he wanted to stay up for you!

* You end up passing out with him on the couch.

* He woke up realizing he fell asleep and he felt bad. So he turned to you….only to see a spider staring back. His first thought? What the fuck-???

* He didn’t panic really. He actually managed to remove the spider and let it go outside. But he also checked if you were ok. Like wow were you that tired to not feel all that?

* Once he knows for sure you’re ok, he’ll take you to bed and you guys will continue sleeping.

Boss:

* He denies that he likes cuddles but once you ask him, he’s already in his pj’s. (Mmhmm. Lying ass-)

* You felt so safe in his arms, you fell asleep right away. He did as well only to be met with your hand on his face. He loves you but can’t you sleep normally???

* He was gonna scold you but then he sees something in your mouth? His scream made you wake up. Luckily you spat out the spider as well. When you question him what’s wrong, he looks completely terrified.

* You get a whole earful the next day for you not sleeping properly.

* From now on he made extra precautions before bed: a canopy, bug spray, bug zapper. You and Red had to convince him not to make you wear a mask while you sleep

Blue:

* Ugh his cuddles are the BEST. Especially his special pillow forts!!!

* You guys decided to make it that night. The pillows were a bit dusty but it should be fine, you’ll cover it in blankets and spray disinfectant spray. You guys fell asleep after watching a scary movie.

* Blue was pretty freaked out and woke up after hearing you sneeze. Luckily you were asleep and didn’t see him jump….he turns to you.

* Yup. That’s a spider.

* He. Panicked. IMMENSELY.

* He really thought you were dead for a moment. No way a human could sleep with a whole BUG in their mouth!!! He woke up to him crying. He was relieved you were ok …..But he panicked again when you closed your mouth.

* Luckily you guys got it out in time. And Blue learned how much of a heavy sleeper you are…..

Slim:

* Poor sweetheart didn’t really understand cuddling. You had to explain it to him quite a few times (after MULTIPLE misunderstandings *ahem*)

* Once he’s got the jist of it, he is so cute! Give him head rubs!

* One night he woke up a bit too early but saw you and looked at you with such adoration….

* Then that spider popped in out of nowhere.

* Ever seen someone glare a spider down? Well imagine that. Deadass he’s giving that spider a death glare. And the spider is staring back….only to try and crawl more around.

* He panics and manages to retrieve it without waking you up. He ends up letting it go outside, still glaring but glad that it’s gone.

* You noticed now everytime you guys head to bed, he now double and triple checks the room. Just in case….

[centipedelightning]

Hello hello again!!! I was wonderin if i could please request Black and Mutt (and/or Gold and Pawn if you’re up to it 👀) separately with a they/them reader that likes to cling to the skeles arm while walking bc it makes them feel safe? (And can the relationships be romantic please? Ty!!!)

And fluff is preferred but I don’t mind if ya throw a lil bit o angst in there 👁️ 👁️

(Sorry my brain is also crashing while I write this so idk if any wording is weird or not so feel free to message me if something confuses ya JSJDKDK)

WAHHH I DIDN'T SEE THIS IM SO SORRY 😭 You know despite Gold and Pawn being my ocs, I’m still not sure how I plan on characterizing them. Also this took an extra week bc I wanted to get Gold’s reference sheet into the world first so my comment about his face made sense. this isn’t proof read sorry…

References for Gold (official) and Pawn (outfit isn’t official)

| Fellswap!red and Fellswap!Gilded Sans and Papyrus x gn!Reader || romantic headcanons || fluffy!

cw/tw: none || words: 1280

Black

He's such a cornball <3

He's a bit confused the first time you do it, but catches on immediately.

I hope you're okay with public disturbance because if you do it for the first time in a crowded area, many people will hear Black gloating about how he's so strong and amazing and you can cling to him anytime you get scared in public.

Please stop him that definitely won't help your anxiety, or maybe it's exposure therapy. Who's to say...

After that though, he's very nice about it.

He likes taking evening walks around the park, and he has gotten into the habit of offering his arm to ask you to join him.

It's such an ego boost by the by.

He loves that you find him safe. He is so proud that you know he's capable of protecting you. Did you have any doubts in the first place? Of course not no, but Black appreciates a clear physical confirmation. His grin always gets a bit more self-important whenever you cling to him. It also makes him look scarier than usual.

He's so insufferable I love him

He loves to rub your arms with his free hand. Just light touches with the tips of his claws. He finds your company very soothing, not that he'd ever admit it (yes he would he's a sap at heart)

He does it mostly when you two are just loitering somewhere. Like waiting for your order or the bus. Stuff like that.

He'll also jumpscare you with a little kiss if you aren't paying attention. It's not necessarily to get attention back on him as much as he just likes to make you jump. He's a bit of an ass tbh. But he's your ass and he loves you very much.

Depending on your height, his primary location of attack is either your cheek or shoulder. They might be a bit malicious but Black always kisses lovingly. Even the quickest, tiniest goodbye pecks are dripping with his love and affection.

If you wear jewelry that's another thing he'll mess with if you guys are just standing around. He likes to just fidget with whatever rings, bracelets, or bangles you have on.

Mutt

He won’t publicity humiliate you! Yep! He, unlike his brother, has no interest in shouting to the heavens how you should cling to him if you ever feel scared.

but… he will give you a look that tells you he is about to very lightheartedly make fun of you.

I promise he means nothing by it and if you tell him early in the relationship that you’re not into playful mockery, it won’t happen at all. If you give him the green light please expect to be teased a bit.

He’s actually very good at knowing where the line is and not crossing it.

Anyway

He loves when you grab onto him

Not to mention it’s very comfortable to do so. He usually sports heavy jackets and thick sweaters, so there’s a very comfortable cushioning.

As you two walk he likes to use his free hand to hold yours. Mutt is a sucker for casual, small acts of intimacy.

He also taps little rhythms while he holds your hand and like to have you guess them.

On less busy sidewalks he likes to walk like an asshole and jostle you around. He’s not swerving all over the place but he is sidestepping randomly, just enough to make you trip a little.

If you aren’t steady on your feet, guess what? Mutt is right there to save you! He is conveniently ignoring how it’s completely his fault you were almost making out with the concrete but hey, you love him!

In a similar vein to him tapping rhythms on your hand, if ya’ll are just standing around somewhere he likes to trace pictures and have you guess what he’s making. Hint: it’s very often either a sun or a fish

Gold

It depends on which side you grab him from. His almost full blindness in his right side makes sudden grabs a bit… threatening…

If you grab him from the left he’s gonna swoon a it. He really likes that you trust him so much and will definitely make a joke about it

He’s very touched starved btw. Jut letting you know….

Listen if you give him a pat on the back he’ll swear his life to you, so you grabbing onto him?? You just got a protector in this life and the next.

There is one exception for holding onto his left and that’s if he trusts you to protect him as well.

If you make it clear to him you have any capability to offer safety or protection he will gladly offer his right arm to you when on outings. If not, he’ll keep you on his left.

He adores walks around with you, especially if you live in an area that gets decent snow. He loves walking around parks or shops when they are all decorated for the season.

Plus he loves warming up with your body heat.

He is so proper and stiff. He is a man with a lot of responsibilities, I don’t think he’s relaxed in his life. Point being that he is so respectful when you grab him. Perfectly poised arm with his hand laid over you arm so lightly you’d think it wasn’t there. You need to tell him if he can touch you at any capacity.

Even if you say he can touch you and he’s good to go, he’s still only going to rest his hand on top of your hand or arm.

There’s one exception: He will grab you hand every once in a while to kiss it. Not for any reason you can figure out, but there seems to be one.

Pawn

You will get the most shit faced, conniving smirk you’ve ever seen in your life.

Judging by the incessant jokes, he loves it.

He’s also a sucker for intimacy, so it’s no wonder he loves having you hang off his arm all the time. He’d just hold your hand if you weren’t the type to grab onto him.

In the grand scheme of things he doesn’t actually make a big deal out of you looking to him for safety. He’s pretty used to watching out for people in Snowdin and around the Underground as a whole.

That’s not to say he isn’t flattered of course, he’s just not super surprised

I will say… he doesn’t Reek, but his main gig is fixing and selling stuff he gets from dumpster diving. Not every dumpster he hops into is a beacon of sanitation.

Also watch out for pointy edges in his coat. There’s absolutely a few pins and needles he missed when fixing a hole or sewing on a patch.

You can cling to him, but do it at your own risk I guess.

So you know how I mentioned Mutt will drag you around a bit to mess with you? Yeah, Pawn is full on worm-walking.

As long as the sidewalk is clear, he will be walking like a drunk ma just to terrorize you. It does technically mean that you are less likely to fall on your ass because he’s pretty consistent, but it’s still obnoxious.

I love him <3

When ya’ll are standing around and he doesn’t need to pay attention, he likes to follow any bumps, moles, or freckles on your arm like a connect the dots.

You asked him once and he claimed to not know what connect the dots is but you still think that’s what he’s playing. he’s a dirty little liar.

If you are to the point in your relationship where he starts gifting you gold (in this case jewelry), and you wear it, please know he will play with it nonstop with a tiny flush on his cheeks.

[byuteablanc]

One Human and a Whole Lotta Bones! | Skeleharem x Gender Neutral Reader

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I hope you enjoy this! If you need to find the beginning or any chapter, refer to the links at the bottom of the post!

And if you prefer to read on AO3, click on this!

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Chapter Two: Hand Soap

Your hands were covered in coffee grounds. Of course Sans just “had to go to work” and he “was almost late” and couldn’t spare a single minute to clean up after he knocked over the container of specialty South American coffee grounds.

You made a mental note to get him back later, maybe put the coffee grounds in his slippers? Maybe in his bed? Maybe in his skull while he was sleeping? Decisions, decisions…

As you fantasized your revenge, your hands were busy with cleaning the mess. To even more detriment, these skeletons did not own not one broom in their whole house. And when you asked Sans where the broom was so that you could sweep, he asked “what’s a broom?”. So you had to get on your knees and scoop of the small mountain of coffee grounds. You didn’t know how these skeletons survived.

Your hands, now considerably dirty, needed to be cleaned. You got up and turned to the kitchen sink to clean them, only to find the soap diluted with water. You sighed, trying to make the best of it, but it was so diluted that the coffee just got watery and combined when you tried to wash it off.

Now frustrated, you decided to walk past the foyer and up the stairs to the nearest bathroom. This bathroom was shared by Edge, Stretch, and Blue, it also had diluted soap. You would think that Edge in particular would have better standards of soap to wash his hands with.

Continuing to the next bathroom, which was shared by you, Cinnabar, and Russ. There was a similar issue. You remembered that the soap was a little low this morning, Russ and Cinnabar were going to answer for their crimes as soon as they came home.

Traversing the hallway to the third-nearest bathroom which was Sans’, you would’ve usually been hesitant to enter someone’s room without their permission, but right now you were so frustrated and coffee-handed that you could care less. Despite your frustration, the same problem occurred in Sans’ bathroom. “This is ridiculous…” you muttered to yourself.

It wasn’t your first time encountering this issue. But when you’d walk about the house to another bathroom, at least the second one you went to had pure, non-ninety-percent-water hand soap.

Your last hope was Papyrus and the basement, and you had hoped with all your little human soul that Papyrus would be your salvation. That Papyrus would be the one to save you from this coffee-grounds-on-hands nightmare. You reached his bathroom and the same lack of real soap was found.

You were considering up wiping your hands on Sans’ bed sheets.

With just a sliver of PATIENCE left in you, you decided to go all the way down the stairs to the basement bathroom. You found the same problem.

You took a deep inhale, decidedly fed up with this whole ordeal.

“mornin’, sweetheart”

“Red, get your coat. We’re going to the store to buy hand soap,” you thought for a moment, “also a broom.”

“what the hell is a broom?”

—

Coffee grounds still on your hands, you were on a mission. Eyes narrowed, hands on the wheel, you took Red in your car and to the store. Red thought the whole situation was hilarious and started laughing as soon as you told him, and continued to laugh until now.

“oh! oh it hurts! hahahah!” He had your passenger seat laid back to accommodate for him. You silently noted just how large he was, which wasn’t a bad thing, just interesting. You didn’t know how a skeleton could be “large”.

“I’m glad someone is getting a kick out of this.” You remarked, rolling your eyes.

“hey doll, at least you have free car freshener after this!” he laughed, holding a hand to his would-be-stomach in pain.

“Maybe you should get car freshener? Yours always smells like mustard.” you shivered in the memory. You and Red arrived home at the same time one evening and when he opened his door to speak to you, you got punched in the face with the smell of the mentioned tangy yellow paste. It was so potent that it threw you back a little like how a small tidal wave would.

“i would want nothin’ better than to be surrounded by golden delicious,” he recalled fondly, getting a dreamy look to him. This seemed to knock him out of his laughing spell however, which you were grateful for.

Face contorting into a look of disgust, “You have odd tastes.”

“don’t knock it tell ya’ try it, doll. you might just find yourself in love.”

“Over my dead body.”

“don’ threaten me with a good time.”

You shot him a look of surprise mixed with excuse-me-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-say. Acutely noticing your rage, his lackadaisical smile turned nervous. “s-sorry sweetheart! i didn’ mean it! h-honest!” he had his hands up in defense.

Satisfied with his apology, you turned your attention back to the road. After this, a somewhat thick tension began to settle between the two of you. You ignored it, not caring about the lack of talking. It allowed you to focus on the road better anyways.

“soooo, what’s school like?” he muttered, trying to ease the tension.

“Tiring at times, but otherwise it’s educational I guess? It’s just learning so that I have better opportunities, not much to it.” You shrugged, getting closer and closer to your destination.

From your peripheral vision, it looked like he furrowed his brows. “well, ain’t it fun at least? i would think school was interactive and entertainin’, what otha’ way would there be ta’ learn?”

Did he not experience school before? “Much of the opposite, especially in graduate school. Maybe it’s fun in elementary, but after that stage, learning becomes more and more tedious.”

You took a glance to his face, he was frowning, usual smile now crooked. “that sounds awful…”

You shrugged. “It is what it is. I mean, have you ever experienced school before?”

“no”

Your eyes widened in surprise, turning to him just slightly. “So you don’t have an education? Like not even kindergarten?”

“first of all, i do “have an education”. like i know pemdas and how to read and whatnot. second of all, what the hell is “kindergarten”?” he stated sassily, enunciating the “r” in kindergarten for emphasis. He might’ve even sounded a little offended.

“Kindergarten is the first stage of systematic schooling young kids go through, well that’s if you don’t count preschool. Did monsters not have a school system for their society?” you raised a brow. Your knowledge on the underground was incredibly sparse, forged on small snippets on what Cinnabar already told you that you just happened to remember. You usually didn’t like to ask about it, because the underground seemed to be not so great for any of your roommates to discuss openly.

“well, uh, we didn’… i mean we… everything that we uhh…” his eyelights got darker and darker.

Well now you felt bad.

“Sorry for asking, just disregard what I said.” You waved to him, attempting to soothe the tension and absolve your guilt.

Here comes that familiar tension. You exhaled in result. You noticed that with Fell and Edge in particular, that whenever the Underground came up they quickly became tense. You were somewhat concerned, always wanting to ask what was wrong. But since you weren’t close, you always defaulted to an apology and running away to leave them alone. Only now, you were stuck right in this small confined metal space on wheels.

“It would seem like we’re here!” You said quickly, thanking the universe that you had something to say. Your announcement also knocked Fell out of his trance and within a blink of an eye, his light returned to his eyes.

“now i’ll finally see what a broom is,” he chuckled, acting as if he wasn’t just a little rattled.

“You’re probably going to be disappointed in the results honestly. It’s not too interesting.”

“oh doll, any dumb human shit is interesting to me.”

—

“you were right this is borin’.”

You stood before the mighty cyan broom with white bristles, hung up against the white peg board. You were in the housekeeping section of the store. You had now wished you double checked what these skeletons also didn’t have before you came here.

You chuckled. “I told you so.”

“i mean, humans got to live on the surface for years and some loser created somethin’ that’s only used to sweep stuff up? you all couldn’t think of anythin’ else?” He asked, disappointed.

You shrugged for like the third time today. “Humans are practical, not at all fun like you guys.”

“well that’s fa true!”

You slowly furrowed your brows, turning before him. “‘well that’s for true’?” You repeated back to him, amused.

Red seemed confused. “yea, what about it?”

“And you say you have an education.”

Now it was his turn to give you a glare.

“Sorry! I didn’t mean it!”

He sighed, taking the broom from where it was hanging. “What’s next on our list, scholar?”

Jeez this not being educated thing really seemed to strike a chord. “We need hand soap as you might recall.” You showed your hands for emphasis, which were still covered in coffee grounds.

“heheheheh yeah.” he giggled.

You continued on your journey to obtain the gilded hand soap, Red in tow, definitely debating whether or not to poke you with the head of the broom.

You looked all around the store to any section otherwise applicable to where hand soap might be and you couldn’t find any. This was your worst nightmare. Red seemed to enjoy your misery, but was not happy with all the walking you two were doing all over the store.

You ended up approaching an employee about it. They were a small monster that looked like cat or a dog, either was fair game honestly. They had white fur, and were wearing a yellow and light blue striped shirt with a little green vest that has their name tag. ‘*Temmie*,’ you read, ‘*Interesting name*.’

“Hello, Temmie is it? Where might the hand soap be?”

“Hoi! I am TEMMIE! I wok heRe! yayA!”

You heard Red snickering behind you, more at your situation than the store employee.

“Wonderful, but do you know where the hand soap is?” You asked again, trying to be polite.

“buy temmie flakes! me went to cooleg for sails!”

You frowned just a smidge. Red was shaking with how much he was containing his laughter.

“Hey, Mx. ! I can help you!” Said a voice.

Finally someone helpful!

You turned behind you to see another little dog or cat creature thing. Their green vest read “Bob”.

“Sorry about my colleague, you were requesting hand soap correct?” You nodded. “I see you’re in the home goods section. Did you look in the sanitization section?” You nodded again. “The kids section?” You nodded again. “Even the utilities section?” You felt like your head might pop off with how much you were nodding.

“Oh great Asgore! I‘ll look in the back and see if we have any.” Bob said, quickly turning a corner to go look.

Red was smiling. “the day can’t get easier for you huh, doll?” You simply sighed in reply, hunching over in hopefully-short-lived defeat. “you sure have a latte on your plate.”

You giggled a little at that. This situation was too stupid not to. Red seemed to beam at this a little, becoming considerably more perky in demeanor. “i mean, if i was in your situation, i would’ve bean home and given up by now.”

Your giggling turned to chuckles. He continued gleefully. “i would be a little depresso if i was you right now.”

You began to laugh out loud, surprising Red and making him laugh too. You could see through squinted eyes a small dusty red blush form on his cheeks.

After a moment of laughing, your energy died down. You looked at him, giving him eye contact. “Thank you Red, I appreciated that.”

His face suddenly bursted with red, but then quickly faded as he looked away from you. “n-no problem, sweetheart! anytime! if you ever need a couple of laughs, i’m the funniest monster around.”

You looked at him with mock skepticism. “Now don’t sell yourself too long, Red.”

He began to wear an expression of mock offense. “what? i make ya feel better and that’s how ya do me? you might as well rip my SOUL to pieces, doll.”

You giggled at his silliness, putting a hand up to your mouth. You then heard foot steps coming your way, it was Bob!

“Sorry, but we don’t have any hand soap in the back. And I made sure I looked, we are out out.”

You sighed, shoulders falling. “I appreciate you looking, thank you for helping me.”

Admitting defeat, you take Red to the self checking aisle to purchase your broom.

—

Now back home, hands stiffened by dried sticky coffee grounds, you sat in the den. Red went somewhere, probably to his room. You were alone.

Until Cinnabar came in and saw you.

“You’re home early.” You remarked.

“And You Have Coffee Grounds On Your Hands… Why?” He replied, raising a brow.

You sighed, being reminded of your predicament. “The house doesn’t have any hand soap for me to use to wash it off, and when I went to go buy some with Red, the store had run out.”

“Ahhh…” He hummed in response, brows furrowed for just a moment in something other than thought. “Did You Look In Our Supply Closet?”

You didn’t know they had one of those. “You guys have a supply closet?”

He playfully rolled his eyes, putting a hand on his hip. “C’mon Y/n, We’re Not Savages!”

Well until today, two of them had no idea what a broom was so you wouldn't put savage past them.

Decidedly leaving that detail out, you raise your eyebrow in skepticism. Cinnabar sighs and softly grabs your wrist, deliberately avoiding your hands, taking you to the supply closet close to the kitchen.

You could cry right then and there. There was hand soap! Finally you could wash your crusty hands and finally go back to your soft, supple skin! “Thank you so much Cinnabar!” You take a bottle of soap and run to the kitchen sink.

“No Problem Dearest!” He yells to you as you ran, giggling at your enthusiasm.

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[umeboshi--bones]

Don't imagine Cross or Fellswap Papyrus with a blind S/O?

(I have never written for anyone with a visual impairment, I dont mean to offend anyone! Also! Thank you vixen for kick starting my brain!)

(Fellswap for this one)

Don't imagine the gentlest touch to rouse you in the morning, while the sun warms your cheeks. 'hey…g'morning snippet.' You don't need to see his smile, it's like his voice smiles along with his face. You tell him this and he laughs under his breath

Don't imagine turning over to face him, finding and tangling the strings of his hoodie between your fingers, your brow crinkles a little. 'what's up, pup?' You don't remember what you were supposed to do that day and were worried that it was something really important. 

Don't imagine the short gasp that leaves him. But it IS important. It's your birthday! You have so much to do! You shoot up in bed with a cry of delight, he lurches forward to steady you when you rock forward a little too hard, laughing. 

Don't imagine after showering and dressing, he catches you around the waist, warning you first with a short, low whistle. He finds your shoes and offers to help, if you want. You shake your head. Maybe not this time. He takes up your hand in his and forms 🤟 with you. With the other hand you pap lightly around his temple then, you squint and lean forward to peck a kiss off center on his forehead. 

Don't imagine walking out the door only to find the weather slipped on past you; it was pouring. Don't imagine that he doesn't even falter in step, grabbing his keys and leading you to the car.

Don't imagine going to that restaurant you love so much, the smells and sounds of it familiar and welcome. Don't imagine him describing what the desserts are, being unable to choose and with a shrug he flags the waiter. 'screw it. bring 'em all.'

Don't imagine he leans in a few times to describe some of the instances of people watching he does. How someone looks very very pressed about something. 'ah, yep. it's a mistress.' Don't imagine nearly choking on raspberry mousse at the sheer casualness of his words. There's a lot of dessert left, so you take it home.

Oh, and don't imagine turning towards him in the car on the way home, to ask what the weather ruined for your birthday plans. 'nah, im still gonna do 'em. so no telling.' You huff at him, crossing your arms in mostly mock upset. He smirks, finding that while he was glad you didn't catch his cheek, he really wishes you did.

[undertale-writing-times]

🌷 with Mutt because I love them~ :3

Sure! Here you go. It's been a while since I wrote for Mutt, so this was fun.

Your parents used to be scared. When the big bunch of flowers appeared on the back of your head and never disappeared, but you weren’t. As long as they were there, that meant that your soulmate wasn’t dead! At least, that’s what you kept telling yourself. You didn’t want to think about the fact that your soulmate was hurting so badly that the flowers never disappeared. Why would they never disappear? They were supposed to disappear when your soulmate's wound healed! That’s the rule! So did that mean that your soulmate never healed? What did that mean?

As the months passed and the flowers never disappeared, you slowly stopped thinking about them. They were there, and as long as they were there, your soulmate wasn’t dead! That was a good thing, at least. You looked it up and found out that the flowers on the back of your head were orange begonias. They used to mean warnings against greed and avarice, but now they mean gratitude and generosity… what a difference! Am I right?

You met your soulmate when you ‘saved’ them from something. You weren’t really sure if that’s how you would say it, but that’s how they would say it. You see, it was a really stormy and rainy day. Thunder was booming, and lightning was streaking against the sky like the claws of an angry beast trying to claw their way out of the heavens. Rain was falling hard too. The only reason that you were out and about was because it started while you were in the park.

As you were running home with an umbrella above your head, you heard what sounded like whimpering coming from an alleyway. You had to pause, turn your head, and frown. What in the world? You pause, thinking for a few moments, then you sigh and step into the alleyway. You see a monster crouched with their arms above their head, trying to block the rain from falling on them, but each time there was thunder or lightning, you saw them jolt. Their tail was whipping back and forth quickly.

Oh, hey, they were a skeleton monster! You’ve only seen, like… two of them. This was one of the two; normally the skeletons were almost always together, so what was this one doing alone? You bite the inside of your cheek and slowly step closer, standing above them so the rain wouldn’t hit either of you. “Hey,” you started, “are you okay? It’s raining pretty hard.”

Their hoodie was soaked, sticking to them, and it made them look pretty small, even if you were pretty sure that they were pretty tall. They were like… 6’5 or something, right? You had no idea; you just knew that they were tall compared to their brother! It was sort of weird seeing them wearing a collar and leash, but you heard from your friend that it was because Mutt—was that their name?—would often wander away and get lost.

They look up at you and blink, turning their head to the side. They had slight glowing tears in their eye sockets, then they smiled and rubbed their eyes with their sleeve, which was still wet. “It happened out of nowhere…” you bite the inside of your cheek and hold out your hand, saying, “Yeah, I know. Hey, why don’t I help you get home? Is it far from here?”

They shake their head and take your hand, slowly standing up from where they had been crouching. They didn’t stand at their full height, messing with their sleeves, and responded, “Not that far.” After saying that, they started to walk, and you followed after. You had to hold their hand when the thunder kept going, as it freaked them out. You thought that they were pretty cute! Friendly and they made a lot of jokes. They told you that their name was, in fact, Mutt, and you told them that your name was Y/n.

They asked you about the flowers that were on the back of your head, and you told them, “I’m not really sure; I think that my soulmate is having some issues… but I’m glad to know that they’re still alive.” That appears to have piqued their interest, but they simply nodded and moved on. 

It took a bit of time—more than you were expecting—but finally you guys got to where they lived! They knocked on the door, and it opened to show a much smaller skeleton, "Mutt! I've told you so many times not to sneak away. What is wrong with you?" He said and pulled them down to look them over, "you're soaked…" he grumbles, but Mutt's tail starts to wag, and they whisper something to him, which makes him look at you. "You helped my idiot of a sibling?"

"Yeah, I didn't want to just leave them there." You say it with a shrug of your shoulders. You didn't think it was that big of a deal. Yeah, some humans still didn't like monsters, but you didn't mind them too much.

Mutt stands up and goes into the house, then looks at you. "You should join us for dinner?" They suggested, and Lord nodded, "I agree," he added. "I have a feeling my sibling is right about something."

It took some talking, but you finally agreed, and while you guys were eating, Mutt brought up the fact they thought they might be your soulmate… they told you that they had some, uh, accident a while ago and it never really healed… and it was on the back of their skull. 

You helped 'save' your soulmate without even meaning to! You couldn't help but find it a little funny.