#for legal reason THIS IS A JOKEE

[nickysescapism]

this is like 1000% german pettiness speaking but if I have to read more than two words in french in tsc even though in all the aftg books with 4 canon characters who were supposedly fluent in german there was no any on-page german words (aside from "ja" in book one), I will actually lose it.

[cooper-blogs]

i think we should publicly execute every CEO

[pixiemage]

According to my phone, I have big plans today

[heraxic]

im sensing a pattern here🤔🏳️‍🌈

[velinxi]

I'm so excited to announce that I will be taking a brand new turn with my webtoon! CTC will now be a fantasy romance! ⚔️💖

"I was trapped in a tower for 200 years by my wicked mother, only to be saved by the assassin sent to kill the Dark Lord- but he doesn't know it's me!?"

I know this change may be too sudden for most of my readers, especially after 4 hard years working on CTC, but I know you guys will love the new direction! 💖

Stay tuned for chapter 1- “That handsome daring sexy rogue is here to kill ME!?”

[Read CTC]

[manhattan-gamestop]

Donald Trump got shot and they didn’t even kill him. The world is so cruel

[deci-doodles]

A prediction

[ariadne-mouse]

Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT

[trans-cuchulainn]

also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own

[evilsanlang]

shinzo abe's assassination - 10/10

the quaint setting, the unusual yet charming craft of the weapon and the irony of its existence in the face of strict gun laws, as well as the rippling effects across the country, felt even now, make this the golden standard for aspiring enemies of the state.

bolsonaro's assassination attempt - 6/10

the delivery, although fumbling, was bold and intimate: a heartwarming reflection of the ways of the brazilian people. despite an anticlimatic conclusion, the months after held a lingering joy in the shape of edited videos of beautiful women twerking over bolsonaro's ghoulish figure as he struggled through his recovery.

trump's assassination attempt - 2/10

an uninspired, empty mockery of the golden age of presidential murder. yet another reminder that the american people are not to be taken seriously.

biden's assassination attempt - coming soon

[destiel-news-channel]

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We are happy to announce that the democratic presidential candidate also gets her news via the Destiel News Meme™.

[lucabyte]

hole

[phanologyphd]

when I was younger I thought the reason phan top/bottom discourse would have ended is because we were all older and more mature and definitely not because dan and phil just straight up told us

[rata-novus]

okay wait im not done talking abt this yet but dropout could do the funniest fucking thing in the entire world and come out with a mystery/ghost hunting show

[mawofthemagnetar]

Season 10 prediction:

Tango's base will be a dirt hut with no roof next to a chestmonster. anyone asking him to do any redstone more complicated than a sugarcane farm will be met with Tango abruptly cutting the call and turning up outside their house two days later with a fire axe.

[lestappenforever]

Red Bull Racing in 2024: