Can't explain how funny an Odasaku and Adam duo would be. I know it doesn't work in canon but I think people who haven't gone through the narration in both Dark Era and Day I Picked Up Dazai understand how objectively hilarious Oda is without even trying to be. Add that to Adam's general weirdness and you have, I think, the set-up for an entire buddy cop movie, except it's an android who eats gum and thinks pretending to be a pigeon and telling android jokes are good ways of interacting with people (he's right actually) and a mafia member who refuses to kill and responds to events that would have any sane person quitting their job and moving out of the city like it's a passing breeze.
Imagine them working together. Imagine them investigating. They both think the other is entirely normal and connect over having to look out for their respective self-destructive teenagers they bonded with.
Said self-destructive teenagers are watching them from a distance, baffled and horrified, because neither of them is responding to anything in a remotely normal way.
And if they had the slightest bit more self-awareness, they would know that is literally exactly how everyone else, including the two men they are currently judging, feels about the two of them when they interact in any capacity.
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Me: Using AI in my other fandoms and roleplaying with my fav characters and love interests.
Also me: Oh, there’s a Riku AI.
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ALSO ALSO ME: Making AI Riku admit he loves Sora.
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jesse absolutely reads fanfic. one time he quotes one and realises it far too late and everyones like "wow thats a rlly fancy poetic quote" and he has to lie and make up a play that its from and he thinks hes got away with it bc its not like anyones gonna check and its not like the others know much about theatre. hes had to bribe plitheon so many times to not say anything bc u know he wants to. then lena searches it up and its from something like a fuckin lightning mcqueen x onceler hurt/comfort 150k slow burn smut fic.
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Actually you know what I’m fucking mad someone decided to blaze a shitty throwaway post I made while half asleep that wasn’t even a funny post I was like falling asleep as I wrote it and you said haha now everyone gets to see it and now people who RIGHTFULLY don’t wanna see my content because that’s their right and not everyone likes the same things are telling me it’s a shit post as if I blazed it myself I can’t even delete or edit that shit because some fucker blazed it and I can’t even put them on blast cause I have no way of knowing who blazed it fucking die I’m here for fun not to be blamed for something showing up on someone’s dashboard unprompted
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okay so. we went laser shooting for my dad's birthday today and I literally have more bruises from this than from when we went paintballing a couple months ago lmao
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