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[anistarrose]

sex-positive but personally sex-averse asexual culture is seeing those memes/headlines/whatever that are like "is everyone else having more sex than you?" and thinking "gee, i sure hope they are. that way all of my would-be sex can go to a happy loving home"

[emilija04acer]

Alastor you are the one with daddy issues!

This is an old animatic but it deserves more views.

I don't think it's a stretch to assume Al is projecting his issues on other people. If it's father shaped he fights it.

Exhibit A >>>

Husk: Daddy issues?

(Drunk) Alastor: He can't be an issue. He is d̸̢̺̦͔͔̜̣̳̖͒̾̍͋̚ȩ̸̘̞͚̟̺̳̗̪͇͍͂̽̑͗̒̒̽͛̃̃͛͜͜͜â̵̛̠͚̊͑͐͑͐͑̔̌̓́͂́̓̌̓͂̕͘͝͝ḏ̵̡̱̬̘͖̠̦̩͔͉͔͚̤̩̭̩̝̼̙̱̎̾̓̐͂͂͊͜͠!

Husk: Daddy issues.

[gaygothfluid]

Does Rick Riordan know this I wonder

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[viaalterego]

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious

Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao

Pass for evil egg tho

ALEX NO-

[pearlore]

post-mouseter pearl??

[spottedmischief]

Remember when an anon asked Ed why he didn’t just leave Cheezi there to die and Ed was basically like I’m not gonna dignify that with a response and was about to kill the anon

They had anon for dinner that’s for sure

[hellenhighwater]

On behalf of my brother and THE BIG (his cadillac limo) I have a question: what flags to put on this big boat? He's giving her mounts for diplomat flags, just for funsies, which means we've gotta figure out what flags she should fly. Obviously normally they're national flags but we're not doing that.

We've been tossing around maybe nautical signal flags, either chosen as a pair of letters or as their longer signals; some options

We're avoiding video game iconography (wrong vibe) and anything political; ideally it would be a flag that looks legit at first glance but you only know it's a goof when you look closer or are in the know.

[anbaisai]

I have a joke with some friends that mayu's the secret third leech sibling therefore I had to make an AU

[suntails]

true love

[queeraliensposts]

When you talk about a toxic masculinity problem amongst the Transmasc community, you're talking about trans men not wanting to be called "girl", "queen" etc.

When I talk about a toxic masculinity problem amongst the Transmasc community, I'm talking about cringe culture, and bullying.

We are not the same.

[retiredgremlin]

[you-know-i-get-itt]

jean moreau you will always be famous

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 352

“Mother, I crave violence,” a small child interrupts the video call, practically clambering up into Nightingale’s chair. They look around five or so, with white hair and red eyes. Albino perhaps? 

“Ah, apologies, let me take care of this real quick,” Nightingale turns the microphone off when he gets a few acknowledging noises, picking the small child up and moving them from the room. 

“Cute kid,” Barry acknowledged from behind his coworker’s head, having been helping move things. Actually, the kid looked kind of familiar, though from where, who knew. Hard to remember everything with how fast his thoughts usually went. “I didn’t know Nightingale was a father…” 

Then again the specialist was notoriously private, and set most meetings online thanks to some sort of medical conditions. So he supposed it would make it easier to be a stay at home dad if he was there already…