#from snape to pitch to loki

[not-poignant]

rotg anon here- I'm so, so sorry you went through that! I had no idea. I have never been in the rotg fandom, and only read your fics after FT. I am horrified and disturbed that people can be that viscious. It is harrowing to think you had to go through that and I apologise for bringing up such painful memories.

Hi anon,

Thank you so much, but it's also okay. It was a long time ago, I learned a lot, I have been lucky enough to continue really loving writing fanfiction and enjoying fandom, and fortunate that I made some great friends. AND also recovered enough that I can enjoy the Rise of the Guardians movie now! I didn't think that would ever happen again, but it did, which is great because the art and acting and all of it - it's a great movie.

Though yeah, for a while, things around fandom really did suck. There were certain things I never expected that were like 'what? People really do this? And say these things???' but they do. I became a lot more delete and block happy re: anons and Tumblr asks. And I'm even able to keep anon open / on, and I know a lot of people who just don't bother. But I think it's important as a function because like, as someone with social anxiety, I know how important that anon function can be to the shy ones in particular.

And it's okay re: the painful memories too <3 It was actually good to kind of just talk about it all at once. I realised enough time had passed that I safely could, and I don't think I've ever just...told the story? There's been sentences here and there, but it was good to just be like 'actually, this is what was happening, and it impacted me a lot, but I recovered and I still met some great people.' In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have stayed so quiet at the time, because other people were getting hurt by these people too, and probably could have done with the support. But it's hard to know the right thing to do sometimes!

[kchuarts]

Loki gets what Loki wants.

A/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yeah. It's all coming together. Just a drabble..

Summary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm thirsty, you're thirsty, and Loki is PARCHED.

Warnings: 🔞 SMUT SMUT SMUT 🔞 *this gif is pure sin*

'Finally, some time to relax...' Astrid thought to herself as she basked in the hot water of her shower. Not too long ago, she had moved back to the Avengers base per Tony's request, Thor's suggestion and as much as he didn't want to admit... Loki's demand. 

“If I am to be watched like a child, then I require your daughter to be here.” A smirk snaked it’s way across Loki’s as he locked eyes with Tony. 

Pursing his lips and glaring at the mischievous dark haired god, the Billionaire took a sip of his scotch. “No.” 

“No?” Loki took a step toward Tony, the smirk still plastered on his pale face. “Then I shall not comply and you will be the first to-” A strong hand grabbed Loki’s shoulder and pulled him back away from Tony.  

“Brother cease your antics. Your threats are meaningless and only lessen your favor with Stark.” Thor squeezed Loki’s shoulder as a warning. 

Tony raised his scotch, scoffing at the two gods “You can say that again Point Break.” Now he received a look from Thor. “Oh come on! You’re still upset about that nickname? Listen, it is a HELL of a lot better than all the NC-17 names I have for Professor Snape over here.” He hid his smirk behind his glass as Loki looked at Thor then back at Tony with confusion, shaking his head. 

“I understood that reference!!” Steve shouted victoriously from the common room. 

“So super hearing is also a thing. Interesting,” Tony muttered to himself before turning his attention back to the princes. “Stark, just... Just give Loki the one thing he wants-” 

“And that thing is my daughter?” Tony cut him off in disgust. 

He had all right to be protective even if she wasn’t truly his blood. Thor let out an incredibly loud sigh while still gripping Loki from trying to slither away. “Lady Astrid has an effect on my brother. Their time spent on Sakaar greatly impacted his decision to come back to Midgard even after near death.” Loki winced at the mention of near death and cleared his throat as an indication that he would rather not talk about that. “You saw how she-” Thor began again but was once again cut off by Tony. “Fine. Greaseball gets ONE and I mean ONE chance only. He fucks up, it’s all on you bub. I’m watching you with eyes wide open.” He motions at Loki. 

The raven haired man sighed almost as loud as Thor “So does Astrid’s mangey feline but with one eye. The mouth on that cat is incredible.” 

“Wait- What? Never mind. That makes two of us.” Tony dismissed the gods to help Loki settle in. 

That was from what Thor had recollected from earlier events and then relayed the information to Astrid. She shook her head and chuckled at the fact Tony called Loki Professor Snape. The woman continued to run her hands over her body, rinsing the soap off and not even hearing the door open. 

Steam hit Loki in the face as he entered the lavish bathroom. He had to admit to himself that Stark at least had style as he noticed a large jacuzzi tub in the corner, the back wall an entire walk in shower with a very expensive partition that planted in the ground and relied on the shower water. The tiling of the bathroom was black with a mix of natural wood for the walls while the double sink counter was a white and gold mixed marble. However, Loki was not here to admire the bathroom interior but rather the person occupying it. Smirking, he took his approach without forgoing clothes... His thirst needed to be quenched badly, his addiction to the sweetest nectar to touch his tongue was insatiable.

“I should probably get out soon before I prune or Kovu drives dad nuts.” Astrid muttered to herself, whining a little as the shower just felt so good. This was heaven compared to the shower she had back in her apartment and the only thing that would make this shower even better was- 

“H-Hey!!” Astrid cried out as she felt long arms wrap around her from behind and soft lips on her shoulder. 

A familiar dark chuckle rumbled through the intruder that sent heat pooling down between the brunettes legs. “My dear you look absolutely delicious.” Loki softly growled against her bare skin, pushing her hair from the back of her neck and gently nipping at her pale flesh. “Warn a girl next time will you?” Astrid looked over her shoulder then scrunching her brow in confusion. “Loki you’re still wearing clothes... You gonna take em off orr?” She was met only with a dirty smirk and her back suddenly up against the wood wall. “Do not fret over that right now. It matters not.” Loki’s pupils were completely blown as he looked down at the mortal girl. Astrid’s heart raced from the look in his eyes and could feel her folds getting slick at the possible scenarios that may play out. Her smaller hands travelled up his broad chest, his black button down shirt now soaked completely with the rest of his form. They snaked around his neck and her fingers tangled in his long dark locks as he leaned forward to capture her lips. Loki’s restless hands roamed across the woman’s body as the sounds of their kissing followed by soft moans echoed in the room. One of his curious hands slid down her front, over her chest, down her belly, past her hips and eventually cupping her sex; one long slender finger dipping into her. Astrid inhaled sharply through her nose, opening her mouth to let his tongue in. The god hummed in satisfaction at how wet she was for him. His good girl, always ready for him and willing. His beautiful pet. He was intoxicated by her entire existence and he wouldn’t have it any other way. 

He removed his finger from her weeping hole, stopping their sloppy kiss and sitting on the floor before her. “I had almost forgot why I came here in the first place- I am not only parched but positively famished.” His large hands grasped Astrid’s thighs, fingers digging into her flesh. He gazed up at her with hungry eyes, smirking “Will you help me, pet? Quench my thirst and sate my appetite?” He glanced down at her glistening petals, licking his lips before looking back up at the girl. Loki leaned forward, licking the insides of her thighs while he waited for her answer. While Loki loved it when Astrid used her pretty little mouth on him, he preferred his head to be trapped between her legs while he drank from her honey. There was something addicting about her taste that drove the god insane and made him crave to go on for hours. 

Astrid began to shake slightly from anticipation, her naked body sliding down a bit to give the raven haired prince better access to what he desired most. “Y-Yes my prince.” she raised her hand up, biting her index finger as she felt his breath ghost over her mound. The brunette felt him chuckle as he kissed her hip bones, dragging his face downward but his eyes never leaving hers. “Tell me, pet... What are you going to help me with? Use your words, sweet girl. I want to hear you say it.” He grinned at her sudden cry as he flicked his wrist and smacked her ass. Another second went by and with that came another smack to her ass. Then another and another and another until Astrid’s arse was red with handprints. “It is almost as if you want me to keep up with making your behind sore. I am okay with that too but I would rather not starve pet... Do not keep me waiting, I hunger for you.” He teased her slit by barely touching it with the tip of his tongue. “I-I’m offering my pussy to y-you my prince. Please eat my pretty pink- Oh fuck!!” Her eyes flew open as she felt his tongue lick a fat stripe up her folds. Loki practically came on sight in his trousers from the sheer taste of her cunt alone. His cock was painfully hard, but he would wait for that as right now he was focused on the meal in front of him. The god placed his mouth over her mound, dragging his tongue along her hot, wet folds. 

The taste on his tongue made Loki push his face further into her pussy, and letting out a moan once he pushed his tongue into her. “Mmm!!” Astrid’s fingers latched onto his hair, tugging it every so often as his molten tongue fucked her. Her chest rose at a moderate pace, droplets of water running down on her shoulders and breasts. She cried out loudly as Loki gave a sharp suck to her clit, and her walls clenching around his fingers when they slipped in. “You like this.” He growled, looking up at her. “You like it when I slip my tongue up into your cunt and fuck you with it. When my lips suck at your pearl and fingers-” He begins to thrust his fingers in and out of her, curling them to hit the spongy spot within her. The prince watched in awe as Astrid’s body shook and her breaths became more high pitched and whiny. “So beautiful... Look at you, putty at my very touch.” He pressed a gentle kiss on her mound, turning his attention to his fingers twisting in and out of her folds. His mouth then ascended back onto her pussy, licking at her swollen nub and sucking it gently while his fingers railed into her. The gods name fell from the woman’s lips in an almost prayer like way, her fingers tightening their grip. There was a sudden cramping in the brunettes back but a delightful building pressure in her belly. “L-Loki please I need to cum, please-” she whined, gaining his attention, “I can’t stand like this m-much longer!!” Astrid squeaked as she felt his tongue go back inside of her cunt. She hated when he would ignore her plea of letting her change positions. “Just a little longer, pet. I know you can hold out for me. Cum with my tongue inside of your pussy.” Loki panted a bit before resuming to aggressively tongue fuck the girl. It did not take very long for Astrid to reach her peak as the gods ministrations became too much to bear. “Fuck!!” she gasped, her legs buckling as her orgasm ripped through her body and Loki guiding her down to the black tile gently as he helped her ride out her orgasm before pulling his muscle out from her. The prince dragged his tongue up her body, latching onto one of her nipples and sucking before releasing it with a pop; doing the same to the other before looking up at her with an intense gaze. 

“We are not done.” Loki growled darkly, snapping his fingers and making his clothes vanish. He had enough of wet clothes for today and wanted to feel Astrid’s skin on his. Her teal eyes widened at how red and angry his large cock appeared. The prince stood up, grabbing Astrid’s long wet hair and pushing her face at his groin. “Suck.” He ordered and grinned as he felt the woman’s sweet mouth encase his member. Loki moaned softly at the feeling of her tongue gliding along his length, it had been a bit since she had given him head. The god took her hair in his hands, staring down at her while praising the girl as her head bobbed. “Good girl.. Just like that..” He hissed at the sudden urgency to cum now. Yes he technically would be finishing inside with her mouth on his cock, but it never quite compared to feeling her walls milk him and hearing her scream his name. “S-Stop.” He pulled Astrid off of his raging hard on before transporting their soaked bodies into his own room. As soon as Astrid’s back hit the bed, his lips were on her own in a desperate feverish kiss. The taste of her and now himself on his tongue made Loki groan loudly, knocking the woman’s legs apart. “I want to cum inside of your sweet pussy. Feel you squeeze the life out of me with that tight cunt.” He broke the kiss apart, biting into her neck and shoving his cock inside of her without warning. 

Astrid’s head flew back against the mattress as she screamed out in surprise and pleasure. He was so big inside of her, so deliciously big. Loki took advantage of her exposed neck, biting at her flesh and marking her up. “Mine” He began to snap his hips into her, fingers digging into her hips as he practically jackhammered into her. Astrid’s nails dug into his pale muscular back and she held on for dear life as Loki literally fucked her into the bed. “LOKI!! LOKI!! O-OH MY GOD!!” Her nails dragged down his back, drawing some blood from his rough fucking. Suddenly, Astrid was on top, straddling him and bouncing herself on his cock. “Ride my cock. Just like that.” His hands reached up, grabbing handfuls of her generous sized tits. They fit in his hands almost too perfectly. He absolutely loved her breasts and how soft they were. He let go, wanting to see something before he reached climax. “Touch yourself while you bounce on my cock.” He grabbed one of her hands, pushing it toward her clit. Astrid obeyed, leaning back a bit to give Loki a better view as she began to play with her clit, “C-Cum, I need to-” She looked down at him through hooded eyes, yelping as she felt him snap his hips up and hit her cervix. “No.” He noticed that the girl was beginning to grow tired and decided to have her underneath him again. He would watch her touch herself another day when she wasn’t so tired from his brutal fucking. 

“Wrap your legs around me.” He muttered against her lips, his eyes locked with hers. “Look at me while I fuck you, pet. Do not look away or you will not come.” He nipped at her bottom lip, noting the desperation in her large deep sea orbs. Astrid’s shaky legs were wrapped tightly around the gods waist, his cock reaching deeper inside of her. “Loki- H-Hold me.” She whimpered, not breaking her gaze and noticing tenderness in his eyes, making his hips falter a bit. “Does my pet want her king to hold her while she cums?” He grinned, picking the pace back up and feeling his end nearing. Astrid whimpered in response, nodding her head “Y-Yes my king!! Please! Let me cum!! Please my king!! Loki please!!” She cried against his lips. Going as hard as he physically could without hurting her, Loki grit his teeth as he felt her walls squeeze him. “Cum for your king.” He growled, watching her come undone. Astrid’s hands held onto his shoulders so she could continue to look into his blue green eyes while she came. The concentrated look Loki once held fell into one of pleasure as his hips stuttered, his hot seed releasing in thick ropes inside of her womb. The god pressed his forehead against Astrid’s, lazily thrusting his hips to make sure she got every last drop of his cum. The brunette weakly pulled Loki down to meet her in a gentle kiss. He would never admit but this was one of Loki’s absolute favorite things after all was said and done. His mind was clouded by the taste of her tongue, making him feel almost as drunk as when he tastes her cunt. Carefully, he pulled out of her and examined his work, chest rising from panting. “Are you alright, little songbird?” He flashed a smile, pushing some hair from the frame of Astrid’s face. “I did not hurt you? Oh.. That is a first.” he chortled at the woman’s shaking legs. “I guess you just fucked me so good.” she giggled softly at his fascination with her quivering limbs. “Like I don’t anytime? Come now, pet. You wound me.” Loki pretended to look sad before getting up and grabbing a damp washrag from his own bathroom. As he began to wipe Astrid down, the two of them turned their attention to a sudden thud in the doorway. 

“HOW!? HOW IS IT ALWAYS YOU, STARK!?” Loki threw his comforter over Astrid as she practically screamed in horror. Tony pointed to the door “Dumb ass. You left the door open and now everyone is going to have nightmares of what you and my DAUGHTER.” He pointed angrily at Loki, “Just fucking did!! Literally fucking!! This is disgusting!! I should have never agreed to let you stay!! My day has been officially ruined!! JARVIS play Claire de Lune please. I need to go drink a fifth and try to erase what I’ve just seen.” Tony woefully moaned, dragging his feet away from the mortifying scene. Of course, an entourage appeared with Thor whistling and clapping, Steve’s ears redder than a tomato, Bucky also clapping and thoroughly impressed, Natasha also embarrassed, Vision trying to erase his database, Wanda screeching in confusion and happiness for Astrid, and a dark fluffy mass running at full speed toward Loki. 

So what did y’all think o’ dat one!? Lemme know 

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[pickybearcub]

Getting to know Spiderboy: Chapter 14

Pairing: Peter Parker x OC Genre: Friendship/ Adventure/ Family Warnings: Curious Ned, short chapter

A/N: GIFs not mine, story dividers by @whimsicalrogers​

Story Summary:  Ten minutes. Ten minutes was all it took. She found his backpack in the alley and left before he got there. Now, before Peter knows it, Ned thinks he has a secret girlfriend and Spiderman has to be her kibble runner.

Story masterlist here

Peter: I messed up. BIG TIME.

Nadia just stepped through a portal to her apartment when her phone buzzed. It had barely been two hours since she and Peter went their separate ways. She wondered what could have happened in such a small time frame.

Immediately, she called Peter, worried. The line only rang twice before he answered.

"What do you mean 'messed up'?" The young woman asked before the teenager could say anything, making sure her tone was concerned and not angry. She knew that Peter would ramble if she let him lead the conversation.

::Ned found out, Nadia!:: His voice was a harsh whisper. ::He found out I'm Spider-Man.::

"How?" She asked plainly, cutting in to help keep his answers short and to the point.

::He saw me sneak into the apartment while I was still in costume.::

Nadia raised an eyebrow, "You didn't change before going in?" She asked, confused. Didn't she give him his backpack before sending him home?

::He came over tonight, and I think I might have been a bit distracted at school when he talked about it. He was sitting on the lower bunk, I didn't see him.:: He groaned, frustrated with himself.

"Oh boy…" Nadia didn't know what else to say. At least there wasn't any danger and no one was hurt.

::He's going to ask all these questions at school tomorrow. I just know it.:: He sighed, defeated.

"Peter, I know it seems bad right now, but it might be a good thing." Nadia started.

::A g-good thing? H-How can it b-be a-::

"Breathe, Peter." She said sternly. Nadia was glad the next few moments were silent except for his breathing. She counted in her mind and gently instructed, "A little slower." It took a minute for the raspy sound of hyperventilation to turn into slow, shaky breaths. "Ned is your best friend. Isn't it a good thing that you won't have to keep such a big part of your life from him anymore? That you don't have to lie or make excuses?" The young woman asked.

::I-I guess… Keeping everything from him always made me feel guilty.:: Peter said, his voice becoming more steady and his pitch returning to normal.

She heard the sound of him let out one big breath of air, as though conceding. ::You're right. I'm just a bit worried about Ned. You know how- how well... enthusiastic and excited he can get.::

"Ah." Nadia chuckled a bit and nodded in understanding even if he couldn't see her. "You definitely have a bit of a challenge there. It's a good thing you've calmed down then. All I can say is good luck." There was a tone of finality in her statement.

::N-Nadia! Wait!-::

"I can't really give you any advice, Peter. You can handle it, I'm sure. You know Ned, after all, not me." She laughed fully this time.

::Nadia…::

"Hey, get some sleep, Spiderboy. You'll need it for tomorrow."

::O-Okay… Okay.:: He replied softly.

Nadia ended the call. She knew if she kept talking to Peter about the situation, he would start overthinking things and just get more nervous.

She understood his nerves though. Ned was very excitable.

"So who's the new hero you're working with? I saw the security cam video on Youtube. Whoever they are, did you notice they've been following you for a while already?" Ned asked as they walked to school. 

Peter bit his lip. So other people noticed for a while now?

"There've been pictures of Spider-man with a weird shadow or blur recently. Some people think it's like in those Final Destination movies where there's some kind of grim reaper or omen that someone is about to die."

Peter sighed, there was no use denying it, really, "It's really not my secret to share, Ned. It'll be all up to her-"

"Dude! The newbie's a her!?" Ned exclaimed. The thought of his best friend being a superhero really fired him up, but finding out a new female vigilante made her appearance too doubled his excitement. "You can't really tell from the pictures, because she's always a blur or a shadow. In the video, she just rushed in, then you can barely see her in a corner of the frame."

Throughout the day at school, in different classes, Ned continued to pepper Peter with questions about his powers, the Avengers, and occasionally, Nadia.

-- SPANISH --

"What are her powers exactly?"

"Magic."

"Whoah! Like Harry Potter magic? Does she use a wand? What's the core? Unicorn hair? Ooh! Or dragon's heartstring! Does she make potions like Snape? Or is it Gandalf magic?"

-- HISTORY --

"Did she like, ask to be your sidekick?" Ned whispered.

"No. She's not my sidekick." Peter said firmly. "She's my partner."

"Like Batman and Wonderwoman? That's cool! What's her superhero name by the way?"

"She hasn't decided yet."

"It should be something like Shadow, or maybe Wraith. She looks like a ghost, plus the whole reaper thing on the internet. Circe could work. It's the name of the Greek goddess of magic."

-- MATH --

"Do you two like have attack strategies and stuff?"

"Not really. We haven't worked together long."

"You should have like attack form delta or cool code words like that! That would be so badass."

-- CHEMISTRY --

"Is she pretty?"

"Wh-What?!" Peter hissed, his face turning red. He was saved from giving an answer by the teacher who called the two teens' attention.

Ned still got his answer from his friend's blush and stuttering reaction, his mouth forming an 'O' followed by a silly grin.

-- GYM --

"Is she one of the Avengers?"

"No."

"Is she like Tony Stark's long lost daughter? She's dark-haired. Or maybe the Winter Soldier's? He has black hair, right? She used magic in that video though, I bet she's Asgardian. Oh my God! Dude, she's not Loki's daughter is she?!"

"Ned, no! Shhhh." Peter shushed. His friend's speculations were getting a bit out of hand.

It was after coach Wilson passed by them that they heard Liz and a group of her friends gossiping on the bleachers.

"-Well, what about the Spider-man?"

That earned the two teenage boys' rapt attention.

"Didn't you see that security cam video on Youtube?" He fought off like four guys!" Liz said, her tone full of admiration.

"But with the help of another hero." Someone spoke up.

"I think the other guy was just back-up. He barely did anything in that fight, and Spider-man took care of the robbers." Liz argued.

"Oh my gosh… She's defending him. She's crushing on Spider-man!" One girl gushed.

"No way!"

Liz shrugged, smiling. "Kinda…"

The others speculated that he might be some totally burned, older guy.

Liz simply said that it wouldn't matter to her because what was important was the person on the inside.

"Peter knows Spider-man!" Ned blurted out so loud, everybody in the gym heard and stopped what they were doing.

“They’re friends...”

Peter closed his eyes for a split-second. He'd prepared himself mentally for Ned's onslaught of questions, but there was no way he could have prepared himself for this.

Panic set in and he hurriedly stood up to try and explain.

"Ah-No. A-Actually…"

He really wished Nadia was here. Maybe she did know some Harry Potter magic and could obliviate everyone in the gym.

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[ruginite]

ѩ - Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot role play?

Yet Another Munday Meme Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc Status: Acceptin’

ѩ - Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot role play?

Yes. How long you got?Charles Vane - Black Sails [ the’s listed separate from the rest because he was an actual real human being but the show clearly takes some liberties, therefore turning him into a ‘character’ so to speak.]Negan - TWD | Lestat de Lioncourt - The Vampire Chronicles | Loki - MCU/Mythology | Eliot Spencer - Leverage | Parker - Leverage | Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds | John Grimm (previously known as the un-named soldier in the games) - Doom Movie (let me explain how TERRIBLE this movie was as a whole but god damn it Karl Urban was amazing in it. He was the only one whose acting was worth anything.) | Commander Steve McGarret - Hawaii 5-0 | Detective Danny Williams - Hawaii 5-0 | Crowley - Supernatural | Kyle Reese - Terminator 2 and Genisis |  Gannicus - Spartacus | Agron - Spartacus | Nesir - Spartucus |  Darryl Dixon - TWD | Murphy MacManus - The Boondock Saints ½ | John Casey - Chuck | Seeley Booth - Bones | Temperance Brennan - Bones | Zach Addy - Bones | Allan a Dale - BBC Robin Hood | Little John - Robin Hood (2010 Movie) | Captain Dwayne Hicks - Aliens/ Aliens 3 (for like .3 seconds) | Captain Jean Luc Picard - Star Trek: Next Generation | Commander Will Riker - Star Trek : Next Generation | T.A.R.D.I.S. - Doctor Who | Edward Kenway - Assassin’s Creed : Black Flag |  Jacob Frye - Assassin’s Creed : Syndicate | Altair - Assassin’s Creed | Alistair - Dragon’s Age | Legolas - The Hobbit/ LOTR Trilogy | James Bond ( Daniel Craig) | Aaron Cross - The Bourne Legacy | William Brant - MI: Ghost Protocol/ MI: Rogue Nation | Miss Pepper Potts - MCU | Nastasha Romanoff - MCU | Peggy Carter - MCU/TV Series | Rick O’Connell - The Mummy ½/3 | Riddick - Pitch Black/ The Chronicles of Riddick/Riddick | Dominic Torreto - FF 1/3-7 (because yes he was in the third movie even if it was for only 30 seconds) | Max - Mad Max : Fury Road (Reboot) | Raylan Givens - Justified | Vol’jin - World of Warcraft MMO | Hatter - Sci-fi Original Series | Maximus Decimus Meridius - Gladiator Movie | John McClane - Die Hard Series | Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean Series (as a pirate history buff he’s my very very guilty pleasure) |   Fred Weasley - Harry Potter Series | Hermione Granger - Harry Potter Series | Sirius Black - Harry Potter Series | Severus Snape - Harry Potter Series | Tonks - Harry Potter Series | Emmet Cullen - Twilight Series (FIGHT ME) | and there are like miles and miles more but I’ll cut it off here lol

And yes Chicken is fully aware most of these are males. But Chicken has a serious problem with ‘getting mus’  with female characters and honestly can not explain to anyone (least of all herself) why.

[not-poignant]

do you have any favorite (relation)ships? like not actual ships lmao

I mean, yes! That’s why I’ve written a fuckton of fanfiction about them and have like 800 bookmarks for the rest :D

My favourite ships that I haven’t written about though, oof, there’s a lot. Probably the top ones would be Thor/Loki, Sebastian/Ciel, currently I’m reading a lot of Dave/Karkat and Dirk/Jake (from Homestuck), Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Adoribull (Dorian/Bull from Dragon Age: Inquisition), and gosh, like, probably about 50 other ships as well. There’s also ships there’s almost no fanfiction for, like Gyousou/Taiki from Juuni Kokki (Twelve Kingdoms).

Idk how much I have a favourite. It’s hard to determine favourites. Like is it the thing I’ve read over a thousand fanfics for? That’d be Thorki. Or is it the thing I’ve written like over 600,000 words for? That’d be Jack/Pitch etc. Who knows. There’s so many things to ship I don’t really bother to pin it down. :)