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I've been thinking about LEP uniforms again.
My personal design for the LEPrecon uniforms is a "fake" jumpsuit with trousers and jacket, with an additional vest on top, for combat missions. Wings either attach or are part of the vest. Tool belt, and vambraces that have their wrist computers. (Holly as Captain, Trouble as Major).
The Traffic uniform is brighter than normal LEP uniform for the sake of visibility and the vest has a screen on the front and back as officers on traffic duty are described as "walking road signs". The commander's uniform is blue, but otherwise the same as any other LEPrecon uniform. (Holly as Corporal, Trouble as Commander).
Tool belt includes: Moonbelt, gun holster, buzz baton, handcuffs + additional zipties, pheromone spray (read: pepper spray), ammo, omnitool, first aid kit, camouflage foil. Optionally knife and flashlight.
The uniforms have rank insignia as well as name tags. The ranks in the books are... weird, so far we have: Cadet, Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Lieutenant, Commandant, Captain, Major, Commodore, Wing Commander and Commander (roughly in that order). I've also given different acorn clusters to different ranks; from Private to Commandant one acorn, from Captain to Commodore cluster of two acorns, and for Wing Commander and Commander cluster of three acorns.
#af#artemis fowl#holly short#trouble kelp#my art#val talks#i'm once again absolutely baffled by the ranks in LEP#so many lower ranks#so few senior/ general ranks#why is no one in this police force a detective or an inspector#if they are military where are colonels and generals#fucking HELP#anyway I put them roughly in order cause most of these don't appear in the same command structures so if it doesn't make sense blame Colfer#for example in book 1 as a Lieutenant Cudgeon was in command of a Captain even tho Captain is a higher rank#also some of these only get mentioned once like sergeant and commandant#anyway i tried#also about the pheromone spray don't look at me Colfer is the one who put it in the books#I might add the rank insignia later#if i draw them#posts that are ✨ just for me ✨#af headcanons
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My mental state at the moment can be summed up pretty well by the fact that I’m not even a supernatural watcher but every so often I’m frantically checking tumblr to see if Destiel has any election updates for me
Also Misha’s instagram post today is fucking hilarious
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Hear me out
#the heat isnt helping my fatigue. girl help#fucking help#mine#art tag#rain code#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#makoyuma#selfcest and incest are both really similiar so they just felt like. natural for ashley & andy#i can make them the most fucked up twins to ever fuck. i can do anything#shinigami is the demon guy & yuma has the trinket. like the mom(?) he's also a tar soul *in progress*#does that mean that ashley & andrew now take the place of makoto and the other guy in rain code...#protag ashley and ceo andrew. effervescent#idk if i tag it as tcoaal? shrug. whatever:#the coffin of andy and leyley
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It actually feels kinda sickening that the day celebrating a civil rights hero and inauguration day are the same day this year.
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How to get your laptop/pc to work wrong answers only
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reading artisaint fanfics and my comments and just overall thinking about this pairing is going to have drastic effects on the ending of To Find Warmth
imma be honest with yall. I thought I had it set in stone. I might not. I may or may not be weighing the pros and cons of introducing new foreshadowing 29 chapters in. and it might work.
oh god it might work. I’m genuinely reeling in the process of typing this this idea might work so perfectly. maximum happy ending. more void shenanigans. foreshadowing. HELP
#ohhhhhhhh god#but the other ending is so much more definitive#and it might hit harder#WHAT DO I DO#FUCKING HELP#indie spouts complete fucking nonsense
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I started silent hill 2 remake, and the starter enemy is hilarious to me. Like, what do you mean this creature that is in PLATFORM WEDGE HIGH HEELS (WITH NO ARMS THAT IS ABLE TO RUN AND BALANCE ITSELF WITHOUT THE ARMS TO FIX THEIR CENTER OF BALANCE. LIKE I DONT EVEN OWN HEELS) is fucking chasing me down the foggy street while it slays in its BODY BAG looking character design. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
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GUYS HOW DO TOU DATE PPL IRL?? LIKE HOW DO I MEET PEOPLE??? IM SO TIRED OF BEING SINGLE
FUCK
I DONT WANNA DATE ANY OF MY FRIENDS AND I DONT WANNA GO ON A DATING APP HELPPP
#FUCKING HELP#HELP#UHH#ADVICE#SEEKING ADVICE#IN NEED OF HELP#DATING HELP#ROMANCE#ROMANCE TIPS#RAAAAAH
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Get his ass
#im too tired and 💜 and i cant stop switching and laughing our asses off over this stupid fucking gif#fucking help#this is a stimboard to me
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RANGERS APPRENTICE FANDOM HELP
So I’m teaching my self animation by animating my favorite things to various songs on my Spotify and uh
I have no fucking idea what Will looks like
I have a very strong image for the other character I’m using for this but Will is fucking nonexistent
Anyone have any ideas?
#RA#ranger’s apprentice#rangers apprentice#animation#character design#fucking help#all I remember is that the boy is a tiny little thing#I remember how Tug is described better than I remember how will is#The reason I can’t look in the books is because I m currently at college and the books are at home
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so uh. I finished Chapter Nine. I think. The thing is.
This chapter alone is 3.5k words���and I kinda want to split it into two chapters just to help people process(and to encourage more comments because those are my lifeblood). But the plot’s already stretched out across chapters…
If I do split them, I’ll post them within a day of each other, I promise :)
Also the ao3 curse is cursing. I got into a fender-bender (did not impact writing, or me, for more then 45 minutes), and school is…Bad
#sunshine under the earth#fucking help#epic polls#poll time#writing#ao3#ao3fic#ao3 fanfic#ao3 curse#archive of our own#epic fanfic#epic fanfiction
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me, redoing the animal pen so it's bigger and out of the way: oh it's good that the water forms a natural barrier, i can use less fences :)
my ducks on the first day of spring:

#stardew valley#undescribed#fucking HELP#theres water on the other side too and if they go across that they can access the rest of the farm
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hey Google, how do I tell my fp that i love them and I miss them and idk what I did wrong but I'm sorry and if I didn't do anything wrong I'm sorry for freaking out and also it's all their fault and they don't treat me right but I love them and they mean everything to me and I hate them and want them to go away but I want to cook ramen with them and watch cartoons without sounding like an abusive, manipulative piece of shit that doesn't deserve love?
#borderline personality disorder#bpd#fp bpd#bpd fp#borderline problems#borderline things#living with borderline#borderline thoughts#actually borderline#borderline culture is#fucking help
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Me: why cant i fucking sleeppppp
The fucking 10mg of caffeine i had 8 hours ago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I don't even know how to chat anymore, I just act like a psychologist trying to understand people and make questions about every single fucking thing they say
#help#fucking help#autism#autism memes#also autism#actually autism#actually autistic#also autistic#autistic things#autistic adult#adhd memes#maybe adhd#adhd things#adhd problems#adhd brain#adhd#traumatic childhood#complex post traumatic stress disorder#trauma#trauma memes#psychology
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