#fucking tiny dude.

[intertexts]

my decks came btw!!!!!!!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

[hammysamhah]

Tag Along AU pt2

part 1 - part 3

MORE!!! haha we on the move now so yeah idk what else to say just enjoy

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

[waketoearth]

DARK MOON SPECIAL ALBUM 'MEMORABILIA' PREVIEW: LUCIFER UNIT

[entomolog-t]

OK OK, I love enotional/uncontrolled size shifters as much as the next person, but what about highly skilled size shifters?

Oh I'm running late? Some extra height will add few extra inches on my stride.

This shirt is so cute, but is a little too small... no ones going to notice if I lost a couple inches, right?

Foods really good at a restaurant? Yeah I'll take that to go (proceeds to go home and shrink so they can eat a far bigger portion)

Bonus points if their friends are all really suspicious but just keep gaslighting themselves because it's just so ... odd? Sure they must be mistaken.

Finally someone in the friend group is like, "Has Jake always been that short?" And another friend just stares and them and goes "short?? No?? Jake's taller than me?"

They all squabble, confused that everyone has surprisingly different takes on Jake's height.

They all try to size their friend up without being obvious, with whoever is right being absolutely smug.

The next day, they notice he is a totally different height.

They all have different theories, shoe inserts, posture etc... with one friend cracking a half serious joke like,

"I dunno man, what if he can.. like change his size." They all kind of run with the bit, though none of them take it too seriously.

They go out to dinner and Jake (I'm just gonna keep that name) Takes a fairly large portion home as usually. After dropping him off, one of the friends realizes Jake forgot his wallet and turns around to drop it off, not bothering to knock as he opens the door.

Jake stands there on the table, all 8 inches of him, in total shock. How was he going to explain it? Was his friend going to panic? Would they-

" I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

Their friend stands there, smug and excited, ripping their phone out of their pocket to immediately call the group.

"I WAS RIGHT!! That MOTHER FUCKER IS THE SIZE OF A KEN DOLL- No I'm not high! Dude- just -"

Jake's panicking, hopping off the table and growing to snag the phone from his friend and hold it above his head.

He worries briefly that his friend might panic, but he heres them laughing almost maniacally.

"DUUDE!"

Jake ignores their giddy excitement and addresses the phone,

"Ignore him he's just-"

He hears gasping on the phone, followed by excited jeering.

It was a video call.

[nanami-is-nanamean]

Everyday im still kind of shocked that nanago is considered a rarepair like-- i get why it became like that after hidden inv because satosugu but like-- even in season 1 and the early stuff, it was still a rarepair like-- how

The chemistry is all there-- the Straight Man and the Comic, Strongest Wildcard Goofball and Middling Reliable Adult, Strict Mom and Cool Dad, and on and on

Theres also good history between them, albeit its not much-- they both form an understanding of each other as they both lose their best friends and develop different mindsets to deal with the trauma of their childhood and their work to come to the same conclusion of Needing To Help And Save People

Theres also like-- a lot of themes you can explore with them too. With the recent gege interview abt gojo, we know that bro is overworked to hell and back but keeping a smiley face and a facade up. Contrast that to Nanami who absolutely hates overwork, and is very clear and upfront abt his gripes and criticisms abt sorcerers and sorcerer society. And speaking of that, we can also explore their differences and similarities on how they view sorcerer society and how they want to deal with it-- nanami wanting the kids to stay kids for as long as he can, and gojo with his hands figuratively tied, having to train them into the equivalent of child soldiers just so they can live

Like-- i can keep going, theres so much potential in here-- how TF is nanago a rare ship???

[rubydubydoo122]

I feel like if someone asks Jason ‘How old are you’ he’ll either say ‘15’ because he’s kinda stuck at the age he died, OR he’ll say ‘35’ because he feels like he’s lived through too much shit.

[lokh]

would u trust me to be able to carry heavy grocery bags

[deadmornings]

every time i see lick it up era photos i think of that post talking about how gene and paul look like vinnie and eric’s parents

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au. 

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious. 

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement) 

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!) 

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets… 

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing. 

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine. 

….

Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

[catboyidia]

hes so small!!! :((( he’s just a little guy!!! (he is a thirty year old man that is also capitalism personified) i want to scrunch him up into a little ball and put him in my pocket

[chimerahyperfix]

You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?

(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)

[skhardwarevers1]

I feel like I’ve learned more vocabulary and strange writing techniques from Chonny than I have any English teacher in my life

[thebrigeedadraws]

Day 19: Out Of Reach

Thankfully

Hopefully

For now

[clownprince]

love this panel he is sooooo babie <3