#game: the witcher

[elfsroot]

"A witcher with aesthetic sensibility? Forgive my disbelief."

[klarastjarnljus]

I saw a pigeon, fell in love and painted him.

Here he is:

Original:

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

[wiltkingart]

so there's this elf

[clearlyaginger]

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

[artoflowerfox]

Trying brushes on Procreate. So here is a yennefer sketch 🥲

[hopelesstvaddict]

Can't believe that Lord of the Rings released 20 years ago already and ALL of their wigs were still way better than any other blockbuster fantasy show today

[daemonsrhaenyras]

I'm curious...

As always, please reblog to spread.

[elfsroot]

[heraldofsomething]

[funerarya]

it's hard to be the bard, baby!!!

[melis-writes]

YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG | THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT dev. CD Projekt RED.

[wiltkingart]

admit it - you thought i wouldn't come back, gwynbleidd

[ramen-flavored]

[bladesrunner]

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015) dev. CD Projekt RED

[elythegardeningbard]

The Asskier Chair

For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.

My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):

Mom :"I found you a chair"

"Okay"

Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"

"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."

Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"

"A bard..? On the chair"

Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"

"..." Confused

So she sends me the following pictures

And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier

Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.

Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"

Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room

Near My lute and the Fireplace