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latenight-dnd · 2 years

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What do you call slutty algae ?

A. A protistute

#get it. like a prostitute.#I’m so funny #I’m hilarious #I have inhaled SO MUCH spray paint fumes #meme #shit post #shitpost #memes #mushrooms #protists #protista #algae #fungi #science pun #nerd joke #nerd pun

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?

[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:

Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #julian alfred pankratz #omegaverse #there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would #b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all #c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn #(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do)#(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future)#d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like #(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before)#e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt #being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not #but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become #'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him #(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him)#that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot #(one dayyyy)#anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden

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marietheran · 2 months

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...I really think sometimes that the people who exclaim loud and wide that sex work is a great thing actually hate women.

#like I very strongly disagree but I can sorta get how you can put a positive spin on abortion #ditto but I can sorta get how you can put a positive spin on loose morals #but how am I supposed to take a proposition that treating a woman as a thing to be bought is good seriously is above me #tw sex mention #tw prostitution #original post

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kwyoz · 3 days

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'dragon age has gone woke!111!!'

you mean the series that has poc characters and lgbt characters in every game? you mean the series that has multiple trans characters? you mean the series that has a whole quest revolving around a gay man?

i didn't realize grifters could overlook all of that, but they draw the line at top surgery scars, but i guess they never play the games they complain about.

#im so surprised there's anti-lgbt dragon age fans #actually i kind of can bc some people can be a little weird and lowkey homophobic if you romance a bi character with the same gender #that happens in any game with bi romances tho its not specific to this series #kind of reminds of the anti-lgbt and pro corpo cyberpunk 2077 fans tbh #im surprised grifters dont complain about how slavery is shown as a bad thing /hj #im not sure if the prostitute(?) in da2 is a trans woman or a drag queen but i know theres a trans character in one of the comics #theres also obviously krem #right wing grifters pls never interact with my favorite media ever again #yall never play the games you complain about and it pisses me off sm #anyways im so happy to get to make my character be like me!#and im so happy i dont get stuck with 2 romance choices as a gay man #sorry i know we shouldnt be giving attention to grifters but it pisses me off sm even though their tiles & thumbnails are so goofy #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age #kwyoz.txt

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sciderman · 2 months

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one time i entered a fuck a fan contest and i won but i didnt actually wanna have sex with them so i kept asking if they would let me wear a deadpool costume and they blocked me

????????????? WHAT ???????????????

#fuck a fan contest????????#that doesn't sound legal???? is that not like?? prostitution ??????????????????????????????????????#not that i'm against prostitution but. this seems legally dubious. like someone could get into real trouble.#sci speaks

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wastingawayinmyroom · 2 months

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reread disintegration, finished the currently posted chapters of cmu, and reread the second half of choices in one day.

the smut and angst are literally mixing in my brain like a blender 😭😭😭

anw, here’s my thoughts of cmu!!!!

CHEEESE TOASTIES

sir you get a date with a guy and you take him to fucking ITALY. BECAUSE HE SAID HE LIKED ITALIAN FOOD???

crazy but damn I need a sugar daddy now

regulus is an icon

the James Wins thing has me screaming istg

STOCKINGS KINKKKK (almost the same level of accurate as the knife kink)

”stroke your ego”??? girly more like stroking his di-

dude. the gender representation. this was actually wonderful to read abt, like gender-fluid reg is so underrated. give my pookie some love y’all!!!!

but fr his struggle with gender is something I relate with on an atomic level

the smut….

look ik somebody’s gonna be like “jia!!! you’re a minor!!!”

but if y’all can write masterpieces with minors doing stuff and write about minors reading that same type of stuff, then i can read about that stuff

anw GAHD DAYUM

THAT WAS HOTTTT

regulus in denial about the praise kink 🤭

”inappropriate use of champagne” “me and the limos are at it again” damagecontrol your tags will kill me

after the angst kills me ofc

that was WILD

can’t wait for puerta vellarta!!! or whatever it’s called!!!

ALSO THE THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS MENTION????

MICAH NEMEREVER OH MY GODDDD

IK ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT BUT AKAHKWHWI

MY FAV BOOK

IN MY FAV FIC

SBAJBAJA

LILY EVANS HAS TASTEEEEE

#hispanic james has me on my KNEES #I NEED HIM MUTTERING SPANISH TO ME #even tho I have like 2 years of public school spanish knowledge #and will not understand shit #I’ve always wanted to write hispanic or north african james #i just rlly don’t know how to #bc i’m indian and tbh i kinda wanna see desi james #bc i don’t get much media representation otherwise #just my personal feeling tbh #also regulus’ struggle with his parents and past addiction oh my godddd #this fic manages to capture all the nuance of real life #and i love it #jegulus #cmu #chew me up #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #marauders #marauders era #can i fucking punch this universe’s tom riddle tho #like he basically called reg a prostitute???#bitch back the fuck down before i get there #ima bust your ass worse than james plans to do #dw man #i’m fucking coming for you

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sponsored-by-cornetto · 6 months

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thinking about lan xichen. how his kindness couldn’t save him. how his kindness couldn’t save the ones he loved. how his kindness betrayed him. how it blinded him. how he was so right about the wrong man. how he was good, but it wasn’t enough.

#the parallels r getting to me #but like he was RIGHT about Jin guangyao it’s just that he was actually secretly right about Wei wuxian #because your station does not define you and he was right not to condemn a prostitute’s son simply for being low class #but he turned his back on the wrong brother #idk if any of this makes sense but I’m unwell about him #lan xichen #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed

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envolvenuances · 10 days

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and I think child modelling should be illegal I'm not even joking

#I dodged it but like it truly felt like we were pigs raised to slaughter. slaughter being prostitution #every little detail I remember now as adult with basic child psychology education from my teacher background is just. how #I'm not brave enough to say 'jail to mother' (yet) but honestly...#what wrong could come from making a bunch of girls used to lying about their age ignoring being made uncomfortable and disrespected #especially by adults who can make all sorts of rules and claims on their bodies and schedules that are treated as secrets #I had the best experience possible and I am certain I did get pimps approaching me my mother and contractors #and even then I felt very weird that I was often sent to nightclubs that only allowed adults as clients but since I was there to get on #stage as work then I could get in and actually I got instructed to keep on 'vip areas' that typically had a lot more drugs circulating #the heels the clothing and makeup I got put on were also so wrong #I didn't hate it at the time some things made me uncomfortable but I liked dancing I liked fashion and I liked how the fact I was 'making #money' made me more respected in my house and I started getting more independence (that I probably shouldn't have been given either)#but ugh the existing photographs already make me want to throw up and I am glad there aren't photographs of the worse 'dance' jobs I did #very strange little universe #I also feel like I was the only girl that didn't have an eating disorder but mostly cuz I already had problems with alcohol that did the jo #but also I got in much older than the other girls and out pretty fast #crazy that 13 is old but like you genuinely hear of 6 year old who are responsible for a considerable portion of the household income #YIKES #the compliments I got on managing to look older and 'being so mature'. yikes #anything that allows a child to be the one making most of the family's income is a receipt for disaster #.txt

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mishkakagehishka · 2 months

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Feminism lost its teeth since capitalism and the patriarchy co-opted it let's be real. But nobody wants to think about how being a feminist (and feeling """morally superior""") is much easier when you can say every choice you make is a feminist choice bc you're a woman than if you actually had to change your lifestyle in a way that goes against society and its expectations/norms to actually fight against the patriarchy.

#like the problem is if i go into detail youse will call me a radfem #i don't even agree with them on everything and i want to be a radical feminist bc i believe. honestly.#when it comes to feminism you have to be radical bc everything else gets co-#opted.#but like i have a boyfriend i'm not a separatist i'm not really into terfism etc etc #tho i did get called a swerf for pointing out the connection between germany legalising prostitution and #an increase in marginalised women getting trafficked which was also hilarious. and by hilarious i mean pathetic and sad.#oh and not to mention that when the war in U.kraine started immediately men in neighbouring countries #started talking about housing Uk.rainian women '#''for a price'' ++ an increase in their being trafficked.#only two posts i have on this blog ab sw btw and one of them got me called a swerf. choose which is worse ^_^

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ask-ozai · 10 months

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I have heard some people say that you had a harem ? Did you ?

Iroh being a lazy womanizer damaged the family's public image irremediably, I see. Some of us have honor. I was busy ruling a country and trying to expand our Empire to finally fulfill the dream of my ancestors. I definitely had no time to pursue women (like Iroh). I was also not only a proper Prince, but a married man too. You should be asking Ursa if she didn't have more playthings hidden somewhere apart from Ikea.

#I could barely stand Ursa I don't see why I would waste my time in uninteresting (and worse possibly spies) women when I had a war to win #And a country to rule #When I was a child Iroh pursued all the maids #And if Iroh does it then it's improper #I know for sure Zuko will never have an harem #Not because he doesn't want one (the misogynist is too much like Iroh)#But because he's ugly #And poor now (thanks to the crisis)#And Zuko can only get women if he pays them #The one girl that more or less liked him left him barely weeks after they got back together #Our national pride was always the way we treat both sexes equally #And since Zuko decided to destroy all our values I wouldn't be surprised if prostitution is legal now #Iroh definitely wanted to legalize it #ask ozai #ozai #zuko #ursa #iroh #atla #avatar the last airbender

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kiseiakhun · 9 months

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You know, as someone who is a sex worker I understand why people get up in arms about how "sex work aus are bad" and it promotes bad stereotypes or whatever

But I gotta say, those aus where one half of your otp is a down on their luck prostitute and gets Saved by someone who Rescues Them From Their Awful Life is like crack to me.

#the reason why people write those stories is because of how society looks down on sex workers #and the perception that prostitution and stripping in particular is something that only desperate people would do #because of its shameful connotations and stigma #that's why fic (and tbh non fic) writers flock to it. because it's a convenient source of angst and tension #and there's no point in getting mad at a bunch of people messing around online. they're not perpetuating any stigma #the stigma already exists #society is obsessed with sex and violence and glamour and sex work conveniently combines all of them in one package #i still don't think i can write a fic like that because I'm Too involved and I'd get caught on the details #but i luv the unrealistic fics where everyone is trying to grope a character up and completely disregards them. good shit #anyway this specific trope is why i still cling to Jason. it's so good.

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lilgynt · 10 months

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say what u will about suzanne collins but none of her copy cats had the balls to talk about sex work or child sexual exploitation like she did

#personal #re reading hunger games and catching fire and i imagine gets explored more in balled but i was like :0 #i knew it was there and i read it. but i forgot she just straight up said it #yeah they’re playing for sex appeal to up their chances of staying alive #yeah if not for the lovers angle katnisss would have def been prostituted #hey if peeta didn’t throw me that loaf of bread i too might have sold my body for food as a child #finnicks everything. i’m so normal about him #say what you will. did not shy away from that aspect at all just said it soooo plainly

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bijoumikhawal · 6 months

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"Biden is the best choice and he's actually really empathetic and reasonable but also you can't wait for a candidate that won't do genocide and war crimes because to become a presidential candidate you have to be willing to do that" see what you fundamentally don't understand is I'm not waiting for a candidate that won't do war crimes, because I know that. I cannot morally stomach this system, it's a joke to claim its democratic, and AMERICA DELENDA EST. this country is a plague on this Earth

#cipher talk #It's baffling because okay so you know how fucked up this is but you're behaving in a way that clearly indicates you want that this shambli #Disgusting empire to cling to life until after you're dead because it'd make /you/ uncomfortable and inconvenienced #To live through its destruction (the wealthier classes and more privileged experience lesser material changes in state collapse so long as #They aren't too highly ranked/involved in politics. A Sri Lankan wrote an article specifically addressing Americans about this)#It's so dehumanizing! People's blood is so cheap to you! You've just accepted its inevitable that genocide will happen!#Because of how the US operates! You can see no other future! It hardly matters to you!#You say this like the death of Palestinians of Yemenis of Syrians is someone else's dropped ice cream cone #You understand why people hate this country and you understand we deserve it but it just. Hardly matters to you #It feels like madness to watch this. It's disgusting #I keep thinking- it'd be so easy for you to justify my people being killed if violence broke out and it was in your favor #It's unlikely because. Well. America loves 'the church of the martyrs'#But you'd do it if that was favorable. You wouldn't think twice. You might feel a twinge in your heart but that's all #Because we aren't people to you!#We aren't all that important! Not important enough for you do anything more than 'well let's vote a blue in and do some protests'#What's a protest worth if you perpetuate the system and can't see a way out and don't try for a way out?#That's killing a man then putting flowers on his casket. It's /perverse/.#You get used to the idea that Africans die that West Asians die and that's just the way of the world. My g-d do you understand anything??#I watch necrosis take hold my parts of my culture and I watch every good person I know be ground to dust under a military regime #I talk to my friend who got drafted and is trans and may never come out because if they do they can get arrested as a 'prostitute'#I watch the wild hope for the future I was introduced to over radio at 9 years old wither #I watch people risk it anyway because just past the fence they can see they know there are people there #I watch my neighbor to the south crumble and weep because our hands are bloody and it's in part because we bloodied them for the west #And you just think that's how things are.#Fascist white death cult mindset

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thefisherqueen · 10 months

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“Couldn't you lay proofs before her silly eyes?” “Well, can you help us do so?” “Ain't I a proof myself? If I stood before her and told her how he used me—”

I hope Kitty Winter gets to plant a knife in the baron's heart. That would be very satisfying

#letters from watson #sherlock holmes #the illustrious client #poor lass :(#doyle keeps it vague here like always #but it sounds like he manipulated her into the criminal cirquit which was then incredibly hard to get out off?#smuggling? robbery? prostitution? who knows

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