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Anyway, thinking about how Bruce’s mom tendencies bleed over around the League.
He pulls out a Barbie pink scrunchie from his endless utility belt.
Oliver is very sure he’s seen it in Spoiler’s blonde mane before. He wordlessly secures Diana’s hair in a ponytail before she jumps into battle.
Barry skins his knee while running, which, considering, is pretty severe. Definitely not the kind of wound you can treat with Gray Ghost bandages.
“I’m NEVER taking this off.”
“Okay, gross?”
“Shut up, Hal, you don’t even wash your suit, you just make a new one every time!”
“I’m allergic to laundry detergent, everybody knows that, BARRY.”
Bruce does not tolerate their fighting for more than 15 minutes at a time. “I will count to 3.”
Hal is quite literally flabbergasted when, after a particularly rough mission, Batman walks over to him and gently places a plate of fruits before him.
“Hal,” in that rain soft voice. “Fruit.”
“…Thanks?”
He just walks off. Like it’s nothing.
“…Did he just do something nice for me? Everybody saw that, right? You’re all witnesses. “
Everyone’s equal parts shocked and equal parts losing their shit. Clark’s eyes are just slightly red.
“I need to take a nap.”
#THEY’RE HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!#HE CARES ABT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!#so many questions. where did Bruce get the fruit. did he bring it prior to this? how did he know Hal likes kiwis? and how did he know#he can only eat them star shaped?#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batdad#mom friend bruce wayne#diana prince#hal jordan#barry allen#clark kent#the justice league#justice league
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sorry i haven’t posted anything to this account in a william years have some texaid 🤲
#sorry sorry. forgot how to draw. you know how it is#transformers#first aid#vortex#texaid#maccadam#arts#i was a staunch vortex mouth truther but then kiwi put worms in my brain#and then i couldnt get this out of my head :/ :/ :/#babygirl do NOT put anything in his face hole that you want back#*pencil sharpener noises*
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Character Sheet / Student ID
With the help of some cute Gremlins, I was able to create a Character Sheet / Student ID with different designs for each house for your Hogwarts (Legacy) OC/MC!
Please feel free to use it and share your character(s)! :3 💚💙💛❤️
#Hogwarts#Hogwarts Legacy#HLStudentID#StudentID#HLCharacterSheet#Character Sheet#Thank you everyone for your help#💚#Just a fun little project#that drove me insane sometimes#but this Kiwi loves to suffer#I think it turned out okay#It's not perfect#but okay#This Kiwi is satisfied#(not thanks to A CERTAIN KIWI SLURPING SAVAGE)#(THANK YOU VERY MUCH)#(FFS WHO EATS A KIWI LIKE THAT??)#(LEARN TO EAT YOUR FRUIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON)#(Bobby would even share his favourite straw with you)#(Because Bobby really loves to suck the sweet juices)#(Bobby is really good at sucking)#(Bobby has a technique that keeps the fruit wet even if all the juices are gone)#(A true master of the moistness)#(Bobby just knows how to run his tongue all up and down a whole sp'kunk)#(Once Bobby starts taking out his flang-diddly to slam it in the flump it's nearly impossible to make him stop)#(When Bobby starts to grab your nootputs by the fleers you know it's over)#(for you)#(Bobby is just getting started Darling)#(Were you expecting me to hold back with my tags for this? lol)
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married fathers of arsenal cult meeting
#look at the cult leader arteta going around kissing babies heads without even asking THE MOTHERS if he COULD#we don't know where that mouth been keep it to yourself!!!!#anyway i have amny thoughts on these 40 min but i empathize with kiwi standing awkwardly around because hes young#and doesn't bother his hot young wife to get pregnant#a feminist icon
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I came and stayed for wandersong, on that note (ha) whats your favorite song?
All of them???
But I really love Order March
#ask#anon#sorry but how can you make me CHOOSE????#but yeah Order March because that's Kiwi's lullaby and the implications of that fact make me go insane#like okay so the Overseer songs get carried down generations over generations#and you are gonna tell me that Kiwi's parents and so Kiwi themself are the Order chosen one's like sorry I'm sorry#it's implied that all the people of the respective towns should know but most forgot because no one cares#but Eya MUST have made sure that one person knows for the Hero right??? AND SHE PICKED KIWI'S FAMILY#IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU??#Eya what the hell were you cooking#If I remember right the fortune teller told them “oh the universe expects nothing of you” BUT THEY KNOW AN OVERSEER SONG HELLO????#DO YOU GUYS HEAR ME WHAT THE HELL#it's even funnier if Mask is Eya and she is just chilling with Kiwi because she likes them better than her own hero#okay anyway I should play the game again maybe#the ask unlocked all of my wandersong thoughts whoops
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I don’t know how to have friendships or relationships and keep them alive. Like. Wait. I’m supposed to be interesting and likable? Even after they get to know me..? Um. Okay. 🤨
#If you’re a friend or partner of mine wondering if this is about you#it most likely isn’t#this is about as vague as a vaguepost can get#in that it doesn’t actually apply to anyone in particular#just a general vague sense of unlovability that I feel within myself#thinking about how back in highschool and even a couple years after college#I was at the center of a big friend group who all loved spending time with each other and would hang out as much as we could#and how now#I’m like#the weird hermit bitch who intentionally isolates herself and makes herself weirder and harder to love#I miss my friends#I miss Amber. I miss Kiwi. I miss Ness. I miss Emily. I miss Austyn. I miss Cory. I miss Shawn.#I miss Chrissy. I miss Nikki.#Most of these people are still there. Many of them are still HERE. On this website.#I could just reach out to any of them.#We could be friends.#Like we always were.#We could talk.#We could hang out.#…but we can’t.#Because the common factor between all of these is me#and the fact that I don’t know how to keep a friendship alive#Hell I still consider Nikki and Chrissy my friends. Both of them are very dear to me and that’s never going to change.#But it’s not like we ever even talk anymore#and that’s my fault.#I miss them all…
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UH HEY SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THE RIGHT SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES HAPPENING WHERE I CAN TECHNICALLY BEFRIEND AN EPIC IN SPORE AND ALSO HAVE SAID EPIC LITERALLY BEING A RECREATION OF MY OWN OC. WHAT THE HELL. THIS IS SO COOL.
#the kiwi speaks#(me RE shiny hunting for 5 days with nothing) so THATS where all my luck went!!!#OH IM FUCKING GAMINGGGGG#IM FRIENDS WITH GIANT CUCKOO#don’t mind my fucked up wizard guy lmao#this is like the last character you’d genuinely want to be friend with but HUHHHH#my biggest thing was that I’m so glad my sister was watching me play#she’d been looking for this to happen for years but could never get it to happen#so I’m really happy she got to see it be proven because we genuinely didn’t know if it would work#YES. YOU CAN BEFRIEND THE EPIC BUT ONLY UNDER AN EXTREMELY RARE SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES#Cuckoo#ocs#original characters#original stories#spore#spore galactic adventures#spore game#spore creation#spore epic
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ikay guyys hypothetically. if i made a 3some smut and the boys kinda kiss and touch a little bit would yall fw it or should i keep it for ao3… gotta know how much freak i can get on here….
#im drubk sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😭😭😭😭#hypothetically speakinf ofc#definitely not in the drafts#kiwi talks …♡ᵎᵎ#i know they get diwn like that on ao3… but do u want it too#im fr a freak just lmk….
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“I can’t keep defending checo” ok you don’t have to you can just not talk about him lmao
#checo perez#Sergio Perez#listen if you don’t know his lore and every little fact of his racing career then you should shut up anyway#not to flame other drivers but#when checo was the age of that blond kiwi he was getting podiums with a shit car#that blond kiwi is fighting for p15 in a shit car#they’re not the same
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Two things about me: I'm from Aotearoa New Zealand and I like Helluva Boss.
So here, have some Goetia based on the native birds of my country!
Lmk which ones you like best, just for fun :D


Part 2 coming soon :)
#Some bird character trait jokes in the bullet points#if you know NZ birds you get it#Kererū and tui are my faves#they are so silly#helluva fanart#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss#character design#helluva boss goetia#kiwi#nz#aotearoa#god help I'm so cringe#tui#kererū#kea#nz birds#digital illustration#procreate#i didn't use reference for any of the clothes it's all just vibes
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It's so funny watching Kiwis struggle with the concept of celebrating anything in winter
#for context#a few years ago they made matariki (maori new year) a public holiday#and there's a push to make celebrations of it mainstream#this is fine i have no strong opinions either for or against#but the vibe i'm getting from people this year after we've been round the block with this a few times#is........do i really have to go out in the cold for another thing?#maybe actually we'd rather stay home and stay cosy?#turn-out was shockingly low for our kindy matariki event#doesn't help that they seem to be leaning into a neon/glow stick vibe with it#because i guess christmas has dibs on fairy lights and candlelight#but the neon stuff just makes me feel colder tbh#this is not a grumpy post it's fine people are having fun with it#just as i say a self-deprecating observation about kiwis#we are used to basically hibernating over the winter celebration-wise#who knows maybe we will all collectively start shifting winter fashion trends to actually keep us warm outside#because the kiwi urge to just throw a light jacket on and say she'll be right
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03/11/2025 Progress Update:
TLDR: Drafted about 2K more today, but scrapped a previous 1K so we're at about 25K.
Okay, Kiwi was being dramatic yesterday. Writer's block has scooted out of the way nice and gently for me.
Only because I scrapped 1K words, though, ugh. I've found that writer's block often results when my brain is trying to tell me something isn't working, so I'll usually run through the previous sections with a fine-tooth comb and try to find what's not clicking. And we found it! So gonna stick with the positives here, even if I'm a little upset about losing the words :'( They're going right in the Google Doc of Unused Shit, which is a little over 5K long, yuck.
Eeeee I got to look at some guns today in research of this section, so freaking interesting. Idk if I've said this, but one of the things I was most excited about with this fic was giving Shuichi an actual fondness for his firearms (maybeeee a little obsession, too.) Not because I'm, like, personally into guns ('cause beyond general intrigue, I'm not), but because I frequently saw Phantom Thief AUs pretty explicitly mention Shuichi HAVING a gun but never really dive into his relationship with it. Or, if they did, it's usually pretty similar to Kokichi's, and he just doesn't ever actually use it (if there is a fic that DOESN'T do this, please tell me, I don't wanna generalize here). I wanted to tweak that concept a bit, make it more complex, soooo I did (or at least tried to). And it'll be more prevalent as time goes on yayaya. I just think it's interesting to explore why this particular version of Shuichi would rely on his firearms so heavily.
Anyway! Work is kicking my ass, but we're kicking it right back, yahoo! Can't get me down, I take up space, and there ain't nothing you can do about it!! And you all deserve to take up space, too. We're awesome, rah rah!!!
#thwwichphantomthief#chekhov's gun#also I need someone to recognize one of the things I've been doing in this fic eventually so I can be like YES YOU GOT IT AHHH#it's stupid lmao but I've been very deliberate about it#it'll become a little clearer byyyy chapter 6 I think? ch 7 if we split this#or maybe it'll be fumbled and I'll look like a dumb fuck idk#i just like stupid literary shit you know me#and if it's not recognized I'll just post on tumblr what it was by the end of the fic anyway#and y'all can either be like “wtf are you doing Kiwi” or “hey look at that I get it now”#ahhh it doesn't matter I just enjoy doing it anyway and being smug about it lmao
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my toxic trait is i get really annoyed when ppl make atsushi and akutagawa's relationship about dazai
#like damn let them be their own individuals#not to say we should deny dazai's influence on them especially on how akutagawa's resentment/dislike towards atsushi is stemmed from him#but like does every post about sskk have to be like “and then dazai-”#and i hate the trope that implies that dazai manipulated sskk to have romantic feelings for each other#in general i dont like how ppl sometimes make dazai all knowing other than viewing him and his plans with any nuance but ya know#i'll say “atsushi and akutagawa love each other becuz-” and someone will be like “and then dazai-” like no get him out of here#also im really into the idea of aku letting dazai go at least to some extent and i dont like when ppl like have him hold on to dazai#like they never let him move on from dazai???#like u could be like “aku stops worrying about dazai becuz he realizes he has value” and someone will be like “and thats when dazai finally#acknowledges him and the years of pent up frustration adn the abuse aku went through are finally justified <333"#to add: i dont care if you do like this becuz i dont engage with fanwork that has a differing opinion from me with malice becuz i am not a#child#im just commenting my own opinion about it becuz its something i dont like#like u know i can say i dont like kiwis but that doesnt mean u have to dislike kiwis and r a horrible person for liking them#its like a minor annoyance at best
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OH... JUST BORN

JUST BARN.... JUST BARN.....
now jnj he needs his incompetent mom . Basketball plush... Would Be.... Awesome..... Maybe....
#kiwi yap#Ahhhhh#HES SO CUTE#basketball plush tho please i know your social experiment of getting people to gaf failed but.#PLS.#i miss basketball and grassy tho 😢 aww#You know what i Also Miss.... jnj plush videos ... coiny and marker one was Peak...
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late night twst posting
i got stuck in book 6 so many times lol really needed to beef up my cards 💪 anyway i finally got through. a good chunk of it im close to the end i think? idk how many chapters it is. but omg. bro. the assumptions i had about ortho. i fr thought this was like a fma situation so um. that blew my mind and i did not expect to get so emotional i actually cried ?@?!?! like GIRL.... adding idia to the list of twst boys who need therapy but i think he's now at the top of said list. yikes!
#twst#disney twst#twst spoilers#if anyone is behind like me 🤫#🍨 kiwi rambles#sorry im like. i didnt know i was getting ALLA THAT when i sat down tonight LOL#especially sensitive recently bc of irl things idk it just hit
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AZAYAKA MURASAKI IMPULSE DESIGN
Azayaka Murasaki IMPULSE will be releasing soon :] HUGE THANKS TO @lunozapp FOR DRAWING HIS VB ART all information about his soon to release voice bank can be found here.
#utau#utau voicebank#utauloid#original utau#oc#not my art#friends art#his bank should be releasing sometime in the next few weeks depending on when his oto gets adjusted and how fast i can get a demo reel made#me a day later realizing that luno just drew the boy and didnt actually design him#design credits go to me kiwi pinpoints and demo. you'd know that if you checked his supa cool website
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