#go canes go

[otterlycanadian]

Blake, you may not be MY 53 because that will always be Jeff Skinner but that is a beautiful goal.

[curlyhaircripplegf]

Hot take it’s not actually accessible if I have to ask an abled body person for help or assistance

[lunamugetsu]

The new hire

The Wayne Manor is a very large building with a large list of things that needed tending to. While Alfred takes pride in his ability in being the Wayne family butler, he is not too proud to admit that he does need help in maintaining the manor.

So he hired a part time maid!

A young lady named Jasmine, who is a student at Gotham University and is taking care of her younger siblings.

She's well behaved, doesn't complain, cleans well, doesn't steal, and has enough sass in her to deal with any of the batfamily's attitude.

One time she even stopped a group of burglars all by herself. When Alfred had come to check on her, he was met with the sight of Jazz having tied them up while lecturing them about their life choices and helping them find a better job.

So when he agrees to meeting with Jazz's brother to see if he'd be perfect to help with the jobs that needed heavy lifting or hard work. He is met with a 6'10 very muscled man with sharp teeth and flaming hair.

"This is my... twin brother! Dan!" Jazz introduces the man who Alfred.

[decora-kai]

Ive seen posts about how disabled people should be able to have hobbies and how we should be able to do things that we like if we enjoy it and if it doesnt hurt us, and yeah I totally agree, but like unpopular opinion ig, let disabled people do things they enjoy even if it hurts them.

I, as a chronically ill person, have things I enjoy doing that arent that good for my pain levels. For example, I enjoy going on walks, just for like an hour or so around my town and in the forest. I will most likely have a flare up the day after/for a couple days after and my legs will be aching most of the way through walking but I love it, not the pain but the walking and seeing places (specifically the woods, i love the woods so much omdddd). Another example is video games, which may sound like an odd thing to flare from for some, but with fast paced video games on console or pc, my fingers get very stiff and achey from moving around so much so quickly, and it tires me to have to even use my eyes sometimes but I really like playing them.

Obviously there are way more examples that I've missed but the point still gets across. Let disabled people have hobbies, even ones that may mess up their pain levels, or make them extremely fatigued etc.

[dreamisoup]

old habits die very very, very hard

[purplebehittindifferent]

Don’t be sad guys! Knuckles would think your mobility aids are a sign of honor!

[bobosbobonicshitwatershit]

Stuff from when I saw Will Wood yesterday !!

[griddleharkbrainrot]

Oh no I'm just a weak defenseless cripple ---*whacks you with my cane*--- *dramatic reveal of all the others I have tricked this way*

[caramelmiacchiato]

i said it once and will say it again: six of crows should be adapted into a musical

[ghcstao3]

medical discharge is, unfortunately, what gets to ghost and soap first—not retirement, as they had begun hoping. separate times, separate injuries, though little more than a year apart. ghost is first with his leg being broken so severely that even upon being healed, he’d be using a cane for the rest of his life. soap, a year or so later, loses his hearing and is left to rely on aids, of which are not particularly suitable for field work.

it’s okay, though, because at least they came out the other side alive, together.

soap moves on from the military, starts going to night classes until he finds something that sticks. ghost remains a consultant, more or less, still participating in military life—but only in the cushy administration parts.

it’s nice. they get to explore the what ifs that their careers hadn’t let them, and getting to explore that with each other? well, then they’re all set for life.

[otterlycanadian]

My hockey team is getting their shit rocked so I’m drinking like I’m back in college and this is going to be a disaster.

[handweavers]

ive said this before but it's hard being an lgbt malaysian and listening to western lgbt people freak out over things that have been our reality the entire time. i've had to come to terms with the fact that i'll likely never be able to legally transition in malaysia, will never be able to change my name or gender on documents and it will probably remain illegal for me to use public bathrooms, seek medical care, exist in public, do literally anything as a trans person there for the rest of my life. i am not happy about this and i am luckier than most having the ability to medically transition in canada but i'm always hyperaware that this can be taken away from me at any moment (and is likely to in the near future with the slow death of liberalism in canada as well), that whenever i return i'm at risk of imprisonment if i'm caught by the wrong person, and i know the reality of what life is like for people back home who do not have the privileges i do. but the thing is that even in malaysia trans people use the bathroom and exist in public and have jobs and fall in love and see the doctor and it is possible to carve out a life that is not wholly built upon despair. it's really really fucking hard and scary but we do it anyway because we have to. so it's just really hard to stomach white people in like california freaking out like it's impossible to live in these circumstances or no one else could possibly understand, sorry

[pumpkinrootbeer]

Burns having to push Mikko into the circle, his slightly late claps, the visible confusion on his face. This may just be the best thing I've ever seen.

[biscuit-crawl]

[significant-narratives]

may the carolina hurricanes prevail in their righteous holy war against the dastardly cats from florida

[otterlycanadian]

The correlation between the goals that Florida scores and the amount of drinks I chug is scarily positive.