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onion-cc · 2 years ago

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MORNING!

I have officially been on this wacky, odd internet-place for ONE DAY! yay! still no signs of any of the other chompettes having an internet... other than cabbage! and yesterday she said she was something called a "lesbian" on one of her "Posts" . . . whatever that is, it's good... I think? okay . . .

ONION SIGNING OFF!

for a few moments, haha!

actually... that's a lie, moments aren't accurate. . .

For a few Minutes! BYE!

(also don't forget to take a nice warm bath, stinky! >w<)

-Onion

#go onions!!#onions #onion #deer dream studios #cooking companions #chompettes #dread weight #day 2 #I wonder whats gonna happen today!

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setaflow · 2 years ago

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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

#hbomberguy #Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king #Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly #Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news #So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :)#See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever #Seta speaks #top posts #5k #10k

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vaguely-concerned · 3 months ago

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lucanis is a 'I could sit in our quiet kitchen on a grey tuesday afternoon drinking coffee and talking with you about nothing much in particular forever and be the happiest man who ever lived' romantic, not a 'classic tropes and grand gestures' romantic. this is a distinction and conceptual gap I personally feel is crucial to understanding what's going on with him when romanced. for all his almost painful sincerity and clear depth of feeling he's not a very effusive guy by nature, but in the history of time no one has ever, with their whole soul, chest and being, been so genuinely and openly happy to just do laundry and taxes with you.

#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #rook x lucanis #his enchanting bordering on comical low-keyness in all his dealings and quiet but unflinching devotion is the point!#that is where the joy is stored. To Me. the mutual 'your company could make hell paradise to me' level of just...#*liking* between him and rook gets to me. they're best friends who enjoy doing everything together and also in love.#diversity win two demisexuals living the dream out there and incidentally also sometimes killing dragons together <3 #it's less about the butterflies in my stomach excited love more about the calm safe home/best friend kind of love. if you see what I mean #less dramatic and narratively explosive more realistic and soothing and exactly my shit haha #also I think he's autistic and leaning on romance tropes is more like scripting for him (not inauthentic in terms of the feelings #just some 'well as I understand these are the steps to *express* these feelings' not quite spontaneity going on)#but that is very much a personal headcanon and fully vibes-based and no one has to agree with me on it haha #if/when he proposes to rye I don't think he plans it all out or anything he'd just gaze at him in some very mundane everyday situation #and suddenly go '...hey do you want to get married' like he's noting that they're low on onions or something #because he's so utterly enchanted with rook's existence and being anything else seems kind of irrelevant right then #(rye knows him very well and is not particularly taken aback by this. if anything he'd been fretting #over popping the much bigger question of whether lucanis wants to get buried side by side with him lol #(reader... he said yes. and they were gravemates. (oh my god they were gravmates)))

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benoits-neckerchieves · 11 months ago

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I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)

#cannot stress enough how much i’m going insane rn #daniel craig #james bond #benoit blanc #knives out #007 #glass onion #wake up dead man #wake up dead man: a knives out mystery #loewe

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twistedappletree · 3 months ago

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I don’t know why people are saying the Hansry reunion at Suchdol was underwhelming?? Look at the time they’re in, they can’t exactly go around screeching their feelings for each other—but if Henry stands up for Hans during the talk with Hanush about his wedding, it’s so bloody obvious how in love Hans is with Henry.

That speechless, longing look he gives Henry when Hanush says Hans isn’t happy about the wedding, and Henry looks directly at Hans and says with intimate understanding, “I can see why.”

The conversation with Hans after Hanush leaves where he tells Henry how worried he was about him, how Henry promises to tend to his wounds later and Hans’ voice softens in the cutest way because he’ll do just about anything to be alone with Henry again.

Hans mentioning finding somewhere more ‘private’ for the two of them to live together while Hans actively sabotages his wedding at every turn (lmao love him for that).

And when Hans says, “You and me… I guess we’ll have to wait and see” - if you listen to the determination and thought in his tone, this isn’t him saying he’s laying down and taking whatever is being forced on him. It’s him promising Henry that there will be a ‘you and me’ regardless of what happens. Which means even if he does get married, he’s going to find a way to still be with Henry—status and expectations be damned.

They literally cannot live without each other, it’s absolutely disgusting and perfect and horrible and lovely and devastatingly beautiful, I hate them so goddamn much (affectionate)

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casualavocados · 9 months ago

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Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #pdribs #userspicy #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #uh huh. mmhm. parallels and shit #OK LIKE. in nice words ai di essentially tells chen yi to go for it BUT bc hes a Lil Shit he says it like 'use force to PROVE how you feel.#followed by '.....OH WAIT YOU CANT BEAT HIM'. the way he rubs that in chen yi's face too like it isnt even 'youre weaker than him.'#it's you're LOWER than him. & thats why ai di calls him a coward bc therell always be a divide between chen yi & cdy that chen yi wont cros #and the point of this is - okay i know chen yi is literally picking ai di up and throwing him around here but also you have to remember #ai di LETS HIM. ai di doesnt fight back as hard as he could and that puts them on EVEN. EQUAL. GROUND. every time.#& yeah theres some comedy to it but you cant Ever forget that ai di wants chen yi to want him. needs it. he's faking sleep in the 1st scene #and once chen yi realizes what he wants he puts everything he has into keeping it - inadvertently taking ai di's advice by doing so -#& expresses it in every kind of way too. whatever it takes. bc between the two of them its not just 'bring him back' it's 'bring him HOME'#in a way thats based on the constantly being witness to the worst of each other & choosing it AND. years and layers of trust & love.#..ok only I would take a gifset of chen yi picking ai di up & make it abt how their relationship is perfectly balanced. but im right so idc #the last one ties it all together in my onion. chen yi got him home. and ai di's deliberately allowing himself to be loved. they won

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gg-ladybug · 1 year ago

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Guys I’ve found my new favourite activity—

Someone give me characters, I’m going to make this a thing while I wait for the Full Moon episode

Alastor: (Part 1 - Here)

Lucifer: (Part 2)

Random Groups / Duos / Ships: (Part 3) (Part 7)

Charlie: (Part 4)

Adam: (Part 5)

Angel Dust: (Part 6)

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saige-png · 4 months ago

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#amphibia #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #guys psssst #(i dont know how to work this app)#(keep that a secret)#i made these instead of studying #hashtag dedication #amphibia meme making grind never stops #amphibia memes #back to studying ☹️physics☹️ i go #the onion headlines

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beardedmrbean · 1 year ago

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Someone's in here cuttin a bunch of onions

stormguys

#onion ninjas #wholesome #whoever put this in tiktok cringe needs to go away

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amandamadeathing · 1 year ago

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@theonion headline paired with Crosshair.

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onion-cc · 2 years ago

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hey you!

eat your onions!

..please? :D

#onion #go onions!!

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recent-rose · 6 months ago

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hey i dont go here but jayce's speech about viktor in s2e9 isn't him saying 'u should never have tried to heal yourself, you were perfect the way u were x3' it was him saying that viktor's physical health never made him any less beautiful, never made him any less important, never made him any LESS, period. he wasn't saying viktor didn't need to pursue a cure for his ills like come on his motivation to invent hextech was to help people. to cure disease. viktor's first and foremost among them.

he said what he said because it was the thing viktor craved to hear most in his life, and that is why those were the words that punched through his defences even as the machine herald: jayce loved him wholly and unconditionally, healthy or ill, good or bad, human or inhuman. he would always be loved just the same.

#jayvik #arcane #like i said i dont go here but u cant slander my boy or that moment i wont stand for it #and yes as someone who is chronically ill i would know if it was ableist LOL (yes yes media is subjective but come the fuck on ppl i beg)#viktor's reaction to seeing inside jayce's mind really cinches it #he had fully given up on ever being loved in that way #romantic or platonic or some secret third thing whatever he had written it ALL off #so he is visibly shaken when he realizes that jayce LOVES (capital italicized underlined bold font) him and everything he is and ever was #jayce's love for viktor literally saves the entire world (also ekko W)#anyway if u wanted my onion i would say viktor didn't allow himself to consciously love jayce in return until that moment #like his need to have jayce be near him and work with him and approve of his actions even AFTER he loses his humanity is very telling #but i do think a lot of that was sort of his subconscious acting out deeply repressed desires #then when jayce confesses he finally understands (it was always about them)#anyway idk when we'll see another relationship like this in media again!!! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!

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akari-of-moonlight · 3 days ago

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