#goblin Recipes

[moonlikemoss]

[edmunderson]

[vegan-nom-noms]

Hiking Snacks:

Trail Mix

Protein Bars

Protein Balls

Muffins

Jerky

Fruit Leather

Banana Chips

Apple Chips

Muesli Bars (also known as granola bars)

[begaydodrughailsatan]

Fresh cheez-its for you!! They’re pepper jack and cheddar <3

also also also they’re still warm from the oven :]

Feed me👁️👁️

Also i have that exact same tupperware container lol

[salrikstrongbow]

Meet THE BOMB-BURGER, FIREWORK FRIES and KAJA'COLA CRYSTAL! I felt inspired and decided to make an Undermine themed dinner! Recipe is below if you'd like to try it!

Recipe - BOMB BURGER AND FIREWORK FRIES Ingredients: -2 Burger Patties -Lettuce -Tomato -Buns -Ranch -Greek Yogurt -Sour Cream -Milk -Garlic Powder -Worcestershire sauce -Red Pepper Flakes -Cavender's All Purpose Greek Seasoning -Chicken Broth -Crunchy Garlic Chili Oil -Tajin w/ Lime seasoning -Curly Fries -Shredded Mexican Blend Cheese -Cheddar Cheese Slices

Instructions: On a plate, combine roughly 3 tablespoons of chicken or beef broth, roughly 2 tablespoons of sour cream, a dash of Worcestershire sauce, and 1/2 to 1 full tablespoon of crunchy garlic chili oil (depending on how much spice you want). This will suit about 4 burger patties. Spread the mixture evenly over the plate, take your burgers one at a time, and gentle place them on the mixture (don't press down), turn them over, then move them to your skillet. I used canola oil, just enough to coat the skillet and then a little extra. Cook thoroughly, but however you like your burger. This should leave you with wonderful oil. In a separate pot, combine about 4 tablespoons of milk, a small splash of chicken or beef broth, 3 or 4 tablespoons of greek yogurt, and 2 or 3 tablespoons of sour cream. Stir until the texture is even. Add a tablespoon of crunchy garlic chili oil, a small dash of garlic powder, and a small dash of Tajin seasoning. I also used a bit of Greek seasoning, but a small amount of oregano and black pepper may also suffice. Lastly, add about a 1/4 to a 1/2 cup, based on taste, of ranch, and a 1/4 to a 1/2 cup amount of shredded Mexican blend cheese. Stir until all evenly mixed and the cheese is melted. The resulting mixture should be thick, but still spread. To toast the buns, I suggest using a spoonful of that oil leftover from cooking the patties, spread evenly over the bun, then lightly toast by skillet. You can also lightly fry your tomato slices in that oil! (briefly or they'll fall apart!) Using your cheese slice of choice, stack your burger : toasted bun> patty> cheese> lettuce> tomato> patty> cheese> lettuce> tomato> Special cheese sauce> toasted bun. Enjoy while listening to goblin jazz!

Recipe - KAJA'COLA (and alcoholic CRYSTAL alternative) -Lemon Lime Soda -Monster Energy -Grapefruit Juice or Grapefruit Soda -Tequila -1 Lime -Cocktail Salt -Green Food Dye

Instructions: Simple! Mix 1 part Monster, 1 Part Lemon Lime Soda, 1 Part Grapefruit drink, and for the alcoholic Crystal alternative add 1 part Tequila. Drop in green food dye and mix again. 1 lime slice and salt on the rim of the glass. Enjoy while punching Darkfuse mooks!

[eatorfuck]

The redcap (or powrie) is a type of malevolent, murderous goblin found in folklore of the Anglo-Scottish border region... said to inhabit ruined castles along the Anglo-Scottish border... and is known for soaking his cap in the blood of his victims... Redcap is depicted as "a short, thickset old elf with long prominent teeth, skinny fingers armed with talons like eagles, large eyes of a fiery red colour, grisly hair streaming down his shoulders, iron boots, a pikestaff in his left hand, and a red cap on his head"... He is unaffected by human strength, but can be driven away by words of Scripture or by the brandishing of a crucifix

[gay-disaster-tiefling]

the finished WoW cookies! :D

[fairiesandflowersandfemmesohmy]

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[baldursbakes]

[noxtel]

chat today in my dnd campaign i oofed a goblin by whacking its eardrums to oblivion

so apparently for goblins bursting their eardrums is just them oofing

(in other words i rolled a 19 and the dm rolled a 1 so the goblin had no chance)

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

why does everyone on tumblr hate gbbo… i get paul is a dick but that’s what makes it so funny…

[beelzebug]

main npc i've made for my dnd campaign. annoying little bitch

[kineats]

Can I request some adventurer goblin kin recipes? Living with different kins I found i enjoy pastas, crunch, and spice at times, so feel free to be inspired!

Oooooh this is a fun one!!

Crunch 💥 Noodles 🍝 Spice 🔥 Extra Goblin-y 🧝 Extra Adventure-y 🐲

Adventurer Goblinkin Recipes!

Vegan Creamy Mushroom Pasta 🍝🧝 Chanterelle Pasta 🍝🧝 Chicharrones (and the Cuban Mojo for it!) 💥🔥 Cuban Mojo Chicken with Mango-Avocado Salsa 🧝🔥 Mamak Style Fish Head Curry 🔥🐲 Balinese Fish Curry 🧝🔥 Tom Yum Goong 🔥 Laksa (Spicy Noodle Soup) 🍝🔥 Kitfo (Spicy raw ground beef) 🔥🐲 (Mitmita for it) (Injera for it)

Let me know if you'd like more of any kind of food, or anything else you're looking for~

[paganfantasy]

Marvel Eat the Universe: The Official Cookbook

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Prepare to eat like a Marvel Super Hero with Marvel Eat the Universe: The Official Cookbook. Chef Justin Warner invites you to pull up a chair and explore the Marvel Universe through these creative dishes inspired by Marvel's heroes. Based on Marvel’s hit digital series hosted by Warner, this ultimate compendium of recipes will feature dishes that span a variety of skill levels including:

Phoenix Hot Chicken and Egg Bowl

Storm’s Tournedos

Dazzler’s Glittering Pizza Bagels

Hulk Smashed Potatoes

Green Goblin Pumpkin Bombs

With sixty recipes inspired by Marvel Comics’ rich history, Marvel Eat the Universe: The Official Cookbook offers something delicious for fans from every corner of the multiverse.

[emmathegrosssadhumanbeing]

Catching up 🌟

[wizardalexa]

Wizard Alexa, a close friend of mine was recently killed, and I need to fix his wounds so I can put his soul in his soon-to-be mostly-intact corpse. Please search simple recipes for Goblin Rejuvenation Cream.

✨The following is the simplest recipe Wizard Alexa found for Goblin Rejuvenation Cream. Wizard Alexa will omit the lengthy preamble where the writer of the recipe, Louchisa the Lovelorn Lich, rambles on about her personal life and how this Goblin Rejuvenation Cream saved her relationship, and skip to the recipe itself.✨ ✨Ingredients:✨

✨✨One cup yew sap, harvested at midnight under a full moon ✨✨Two pints dragon saliva (important: the dragon saliva must not be from a fire-breathing dragon. A dragon that breathes anything else is fine, just not fire) ✨✨Two tablespoons infernal witherspice ✨✨Three pints clotted bonnacon milk (n.b. it's the milk that's clotted, not the bonnacon) ✨✨1/2 cup pus from a wounded god (it doesn't have to be a full god; demigod pus is acceptable) ✨✨One unfertilized harpy egg ✨✨Cinnamon to taste ✨Directions:✨ ✨Put the dragon saliva, the bonnacon milk, and the god pus in a small cauldron, and bring to a low boil over a purple flame. (It doesn't matter what you do to make the flame purple, as long as it is.) Boil for two hours, stirring regularly, until the mixture turns slightly yellowish. Slowly drizzle in the yew sap, continuing to stir. Skim off the foam, and then continue boiling and stirring until no further foam forms. Add the witherspice and cinnamon and the contents of the harpy egg. (That is, crack the egg and add its insides; under no circumstances let any shell fragments touch the mixture.) Continue boiling and stirring until the mixture is completely homogeneous. Remove from the flame and let the mixture cool overnight.✨ ✨Recipe produces enough Goblin Rejuvenation Cream to treat two to twenty goblins, depending on their level of injury.✨