#goofs and gaffes

[tgirl-communist-number-infinity]

They tell you to read anarchist theory because, in keeping with the anarchist principles of abolition, you'll abolish your anarchism and replace it with Marxism-Leninism once you find out how bad their theories are.

It's awesome how so many Western MLs had an Anarchist phase because it makes the whole "Clearly you haven't read Anarchist theory" argument a complete nothing. Chances are the ML in question has read more Anarchist Theory than the upset Anarchist themselves. And considering how many self-identified Anarchists do not in fact read theory, there's probably a negative correlation between "reading Anarchist theory" and "actually being Anarchist"

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[sysig]

I was inspired from on high (Patreon)

[chubbychiquita]

btw there are a few new links on chubbychiquita.com including a new updated wishlist where u can send me snacks!! in the process of creation are scheduled sponsored stuffings, a premium stuffing snapchat where i can post pics of what im eating and some stuffed belly pics, and feeder applications 👍

[iwillloveyoualways]

he's a freak and i hate him

turns out it's really fun to draw kakashi in weird Pinterest shirts

[tw0ism]

me every single day brotha

[funny-number-fan-club]

i've come to a horrible discovery; and now i have a theory

[jadiaashley]

behold, my fish army 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[spaceghostswim]

old justin bieber photoshoots i feel bring infinite meme potential

[infamouslydorky]

I have a few thoughts on Mael Stronghart's overall character design, particularly his clothing

His overcoat looks to be a combination of a clergyman's cossock and a trench coat (shown below)

His waistcoat is also low-cut, which, while fashionable now, was unheard of in Victorian times unless it was specifically for a dinner suit and wearing a starch front shirt or shirt with a "bib" (also shown below)

You see, here's the thing: men of the time did not show the white of their shirt when going outside because that shirt was essentially considered their underwear, so the waistcoats would go almost to the neck with the remainder of the shirt being covered by a kravat. It was widely considered indecent to have shirts so openly exposed

Basically, what I'm saying is for Victorian standards Stronghart dresses like a slutty priest.

[tgirl-communist-number-infinity]

Asian Man Who Isn't Kim - Hello officers, how can I help you?

YOU - Excuse me for asking, but I couldn't help but wonder, are you Ori-

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant clears his throat, raising a brow towards you as he does.

PERCEPTION [Medium: success] - He did both of those things considerably less subtly than he usually does.

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: success] - Good god man, you can't say that word in this day and age!

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Easy: success] - He doesn't want you to say it either. He doesn't want to believe you'd say it. he interrupted the conversation to give you a moment to think of something else.

EMPATHY [Medium: success] - They both know that's what you were about to say, you should apologize.

AUTHORITY [Impossible: success] - Well, too bad for them. You're the cop here, and Kim's superior officer. Start over, and say it again. Slow this time.

HALF LIGHT [Formidable: success] - Yeah, he's a minority member interacting with two policemen. Go ahead, say it - he knows what'll happen if he brings it up.

EMPATHY [Trivial: success] - Don't do that.

VOLITION [Trivial: success] - Agreed.

DRAMA [Medium: success] Sire, he interrupted you early enough through the word to give you plausible deniability that you weren't saying it at all! Quick, think of another word that starts with 'Ori'!

Wait, I'd still like to know where he's from.

[Conceptualization - Medium 10] Think up another word to say.

I don't see what the big deal is. It just means we orient all our maps around there, right? It's a compliment!

Say it again. Slow this time.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: success] - Original - no; originally. Ask him where he's from originally.

SUGGESTION [Medium: success] - Of course: It's an innocent question to ask, potentially important evidence gathering, and shows interest in his background. Problem solved!

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: failure] - All but one: you have absolutely no memory of anywhere in the world other than Revachol.

Wait, I can't be blamed for that, surely? They never taught me about other countries in school!

Apologize and start over.

[Encyclopedia - Easy] Try to remember a single country with a primarily Asian population.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: failure] - Not one. Come to think of it, you can't recall any specific Asian cultures either. Though, you're pretty sure they all live on the same continent, right?

YOU - You have got to be fucking with me.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - I'm afraid not.

PERCEPTION [Easy: success] - This is taking a while, both of them are starting to stare at you awkwardly. Better say something, quick.

AUTHORITY - Only one option left.

EMPATHY - I truly despise working with you all.

YOU - Are you originally from The Orient?

[puckinghischier]

i want to make so many lil friends on here that i can interact with and chit chat with all the time but i’m so bad at being online bc life is so busy and sometimes i just feel awkward and not funny so i keep to myself but :(((

i’m getting lonely in the world of tumblr and don’t know how to make friends when i have such a habit of disappearing for such long chunks of time

i see all these other blogs with their lil besties and i have fomo y’all. sue me 😭

so if anyone wants a bestie to talk nico, hughes brothers, and just hockey in general with that is very low maintenance, bc there’s a high chance i’ll literally go mia for a month at a time, oh boy am i the gal for you 🤩

[russellfvr]

All The Ghosts We Keep In This House Of Memories

behold, the two men i’ve thrown into the pit of my gay angst omegaverse / cottage core fic.

one is deeply traumatised and pregnant. the other is too sweet for his own health and somehow can cause immaculate conception.

[ww2yaoi]

what if I rewatched mota

[supernovablaz3]

Thank you Barry for being so brave coming out as a male omega

[soapyoapy]

over break, i watched phil’s hospital video for over the summer and my parents ended up watching it with me

afterwards, my dad said that they’re definitely married based on how they’re telling the story 🤣

also the long text message but anyways