had a dream last night where i was talking to my sibling about reading fanfic and they were like “oh cool should i read some” and i said “yeah ill send you some of the gayer ones on ao3” and my mother (who doesn’t know what fanfic is and would be horrified if she found out) says “noooo you have to use wattpad it’s much better”
my mother doesn’t know what ao3 or wattpad is. she doesn’t know what fanfic is. i woke up so fuckin confused you have no idea
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"You're a kid whos mom was obsessed with a cult, and when you were just 12, she sacrificed you. You end in hell and expected to be tortured for eternity, but turns out the demon wanted a child of his own"
by WRITING PROMPTs
Maybe Bruce?
Aweee now, just imagine!
These cultists? Totally an accident that they for the ritual right. Jason doesn’t die so much as he just seem to kind of vanish into smoke and—
wtf.
Ok.
There’s- there’s a whole child.
Right at Bruce feet. All of a sudden.
A human child.
In hell.
And look, they couldn’t have chosen a worse demon to send a sacrifice to because Bruce? He’s a protector of children.
Because there’s something that so many story and demonology books get wrong.
Hell is for the bad people to be punished for all eternity.
And Bruce? And all the other demons populating hell? Well, they exist solely for one reason:
To punish sinners for the crimes they committed in life.
It’s a jail. Bruce and his fellow demons are the jailers. They don’t guard the doors of hell because they don’t want anybody to get in, they’re guarding them so nobody gets out.
But children, children have no business being in this place of torture and agony. Not ever. There’s a whole ass system in place to keep the good souls from accidentally wandering where they shouldn’t be.
So Bruce sees this tiny, starved child crying and screaming and— fuck. This is a Dick situation, isn’t it? He needs to go to earth. Again. And drag some people down to damnation all early and piss off death again. But you know what? Tough shit. They want a demon? They’re gonna get one.
(Jason is soon introduced to another strange human after he mysteriously pops back up on earth. His name is Richard “Dick” Grayson, and his teeth are too sharp and his pupils look almost reptilian in the right light, but he takes Jason to a big ass house with a real strange butler and lots of food.
Jason thinks he’s seen the weird Brucie guy who introduces himself as Dick’s dad somewhere before… but Jason is cool with not looking a gift horse in the mouth. After all, what are the chances he’ll fall into another cult’s hands so soon after the last?)
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I know we collectively agree that Hiccup isn’t romantically inclined, and his getting married and having kids didn’t make sense in the epilogue, but consider: Hiccup getting married for political reasons.
It’s a marriage of alliance, which is recognized both by him and his partner, and they enter it without expectations of romantic involvement. Since they’re now married, they live in the same castle, spend time together, and Hiccup finds he really likes his spouse. They’re funny, get along with his friends, and has the same interests and values. They both probably speak multiple languages. She understands why Hiccup is so dedicated to making the Wilderwest better, and holds similar views. She’s a good politician (her job after all, was to be an ambassador). Hiccup likes spending time with them, and the feeling is mutual. They’re not in love, they have their own lives, but they’re dedicated to each other and eventually decide to raise children. They teach their kids how to train hawks and hunt with dragons, riding, history, the Languages, and all the necessary skills of their world. They’re not in love and they’re happy together.
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Team Canada moment sketch celebrating the grand return!!!!
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Considering Fjord’s just barely “I guess my last name is Stone. That’s the shit name they gave me at my shit orphanage” attitude. I propose that when they marry we break with tradition and just let him be Admiral/Captain-Mr Fjord Lavorre.
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Now, listen. Heartstopper has given us so much good representation. We’ve gotten gay rep, bi rep, lesbian rep, trans rep, even aro/ace rep (and I believe some enby rep but I’m not sure). But I think it could be even more. Because now that we’re being shown inklings of Imogen being a little bit fruity, I think it’d be great if we got some pansexual rep.
Like, it’d be so good. As far as I’m aware there aren’t any pansexual characters in Heartstopper (yet!), so I think Imogen would be the perfect character to have that arc with
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tbh it sucks so much we're limited by language barriers and other stuff. there are so many things and themes i'd like to mention, but only a bunch of people will understand. if a classic is written in a language different from english it's a hassle to get people from other counties to read it. sometimes it's translated without a care, sloppily, from a language that wasn't even the original one. sometimes it isn't even translated at all, left in obscurity
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lb was really out here like ‘i’m going to create a message about the dangers of power and corruption!’ and then proceeded to create the least nuanced breakdown of the way power is alloted by a system and the impacts it has on both the masses and the individual that I have ever seen in my life
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Actually one of the most annoying ways Getaway was done dirty wasn't the fact that he was evil but because JRO made him so fucking stupid. Like I can't believe that when Megatron pleaded to just take the others back but leave him to rot, Getaway freaked out and had no response and had to just turn off the TV screen like. You know how fucking easy it would've been to manipulate his way out of that one? Just turn off the screen and say something about how "this is a classic Megatron move, he's spent 4 million years manipulating people into fighting on behalf of his atrocities and shitty war by making them feel like they're following some noble cause. Of course he's pleading for us to spare everyone else's lives, he knows how to tug at your heartstrings and appeal to the Autobot sense of mercy and justice. But he manipulated and used people for millions of years and that's exactly what he's doing now."
Like come the fuck on bro why did Getaway get written as being so fucking STUPID and barely able to manipulate his way out of the most basic speech checks.
That's not even getting into the time he "murdered" the fucking shark guy and decided that dumping his body in the oil resevoir thing was a good way to cover it up. Like yeah. Go ahead and kill a guy, assume he's dead without checking his vitals, and then dump the GUY WHO TURNS INTO A SHARK into the fucking OIL LAKE and assume that when he doesn't come back to the surface it's bc he's dead and not because he, you know, TRANSFORMED INTO A SHARK and swam away like oh my god
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will never not be endlessly fascinating how people attach their identities or sense of selves to fictional characters to where when u actually talk about the story people get all in their feelings and shit bruh tighten up
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Sometimes I forget Villainous is literally a Mexican-American cartoon, so anytime they use terms in Spanish that I recognize, I'm just like
Hey!!!! I know that!!!!!
Same thing with the whole Luchador episode, I saw people in the bg, including 505, eating elote and other foods, and I was like WOAH I eat that!! I know what that is!! Literally me!!
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Had a pretty good birthday, for the first time in... a while? I don’t mean for that to sound sad, but it’s what ya do when you’re depressed and aging. (IYKYK)
An old friend from high school days came up from Iowa to celebrate with me, which was very welcome! We had plant themed fun together, and rants, and wrestled traffic together, and had tacos and margaritas. We were therapists for each other. We laughed about dumb shit most of the time and reveled in our shared weirdness. In many ways, it was as if no time had gone by. We were definitely both overdue for this, which is usually the case when you’re in your 30s and living in different states.
The unexpected side effect is realization on my end of how much I’d benefitted from leaving things behind: I’d always known that leaving more or less saved my life, but reminders from my friend who is so much like myself of how things still are there kind of shattered my comparatively pleasant little urban bubble I’d made for myself. And so I began my exercise in gratitude, that, regardless of how flawed this city and state may be, it’s been so good for me to be here, to learn, change, and grow.
And so, I say: I love you, Minnesota. Even if you are that Midwest flavor of banality (so what?) and you reek of that infamous passive aggression, you could be doing a lot worse. After all, progress, not perfection!*
I dunno. I just felt maybe I need to be more deliberate about noticing things I am/should be grateful for. Especially since I’ve spent my entire life focusing on everything that is wrong.
*Plenty of things NEED improvement/change, but considering the neighboring states and the country as a whole... yeaaaaah...
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nick valentine entered that synth body, saw the half naked plastic man covered in face paint sitting across from him and instantly aged the silicone of his new face by like 40 years
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my beautiful friends recommending songs.. There’s literally nothing better on this earth.
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“baLduRs gAtE diDnT deServe tHe GoTY AwArd” I’ll bite you
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