#hahah no it's not funny ik

[ircn-dad]

Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

[petrareads]

allrrriiiight so that’s enough tumblr for today 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

[neo-shitty]

the dead man didn’t have to look that hot 😫

[floralovebot]

deebeedee released the new killer and survivor ptb today and oh boy is it giving me sooo many ideas for the winx/dbd crossover. sick of them actually </3

[evadingreallife]

Ajahajagajsgahzvavcsl kmn why am i like thiiiiiis

[froggos-are-superior]

It was so funny in the Netflix movie how L and Light literally had a conversation like

L: ik you're Kira

Light: what I would never

Light: anyway if i HYPOTHETICALLY were Kira could you hypothetically help me please please this shinigami man gonna kill me

L: hahah

Light: :((

L: yeah that'd be a no from me

Light: THIS HYPOTHETICAL KIRA NEEDS SOME HYPOTHETICAL HELP

L: L

[jayflrt]

I remember reading sugar daddy and I did not know who u were I rlly loved it because it was so funny was like I should read more smaus like this then I found stoners guide to Starbucks and only recently found out it was the same author every night at 2am u could hear me trying to hold my laugh. Stoners guide to Starbucks was the first smau I actually waited for updates and now that it’s over I’m so sad but Ik there will be more amazing and funny smaus. Sgts was truly an end of an era thank you so much alive I will forever remember this

thank you for reading sugar daddy i'm so glad you enjoyed it !! :') HAHAH im sooo so glad you found me again through another one of my heeseung smaus 🥰 thank you sm for supporting !!! IM SO TOUCHED U STAYED UP SO LATE??? 🥹 i feel bittersweet about it too love but i hope the next smau i make will be just as enjoyable 💘💘

[henrioo]

No yea I’m kinda slow so I didn’t realize but I was just so surprised and happy, cus to me it’s like a god touching my account lol but if you would allow me to rant about my art and OC to you I would be so happy

Hahahha lol I'm not some kind of god

I'm just like you guys, another boy that is frustrated about the lack of male readers

The difference is I'm an author and writer so I can do something against that lack

And I actually like a lot of my followers blogs because sometimes you guys have some funny post and stuff

But even the blank blogs I have affection for

I'm always remembering the blogs that are always reading my stuff

It's common I open the liked to do the blocks and be like "this blog? Oh this xxx, cool, oh this is xxx yeah ik"

Sometimes I memorize your bios or pfp and stuff hahahah

But yeah you are totally free to message me, I have the discord and here so talk where is best for you

I love seeing some ocs and talking about art too, I'm a failed artist but I still love this hahahha so yeah just go and talk to me whatever you want to talk hahah

[gaypio]

my thoughts of what each jojolands character is VAGUELY based on.

Disclaimer to the ppl who get angry at these kinds of posts: I KNOW theyre all their own characters & i think of them as their own characters too. I dont see them as like “giorno, doppio, and hermes” and all. I hate dio, but i LOVE diego. The fact that hes slightly based on dio doesnt make me hate him 🤷 its more like he would be his better cousin LOL. thats how i (and most of us) feel about jodio and usagi too. theyre like giorno and diavolo’s cousins. its very fun to associate them to previously existing characters!

Anyways!:

Jodio = inspired by jolyne and giorno (obvious)

Dragona = partly inspired by hermes and mista

Paco = very slightly inspired by risotto, santana and abbacchio

Usagi = partly inspired by fugo, narancia and diavolo/doppio

my reasonings are:

(Dude i dont wanna explain jodio its so obvious…. There are many posts out there already explaining this.)

Dragona: mista: mother-like figure to their stand. ☠️ jobro to giorno (hermes also is a jobro to jolyne). Also that scene of jodio and dragona being silly together reminded me of trish and mista🥺

hermes: no not only bc of her locs 😭 bc of the “big bro” title as well. Ik its silly to base on hair style too, but jodio had a star braid at first (still has a bit of a braid) so i think its kinda intentional on araki’s part.

Paco: santana: bad dad, can manipulate skin, theres a better explanation abt this somewhere 😭

risotto: his design exposing his chest with an X & his foot (nearly) gets cut off lol. also similarish vibes? but hes more similar to abbacchio, trying to act tough, physically strongest of the group but lowkey a softie. Risotto isnt rlly a softie, at least not like abbacchio is.

abbacchio: hates on teens but then is secretly like 🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 when theyre safe (usagi). And he was aggressive towards usagi in the beginning like was with giorno.

Usagi: narancia: sillay. Paco and Usagi’s dynamic is similar to abbacchio’s and narancia’s. Usagi is 17 and Jodio is 15, Dragona is 18. Just like nara, gio, and mista. ☝️🤓

fugo: similar hair to fugo, anddd BIGGEST NERD OF THE GROUP. thats it. i think usagi is more like narancia if he went to school tbh🥺

doppio/diavolo: stand based on king crimson, also super cute like doppio. also his pony tail reminds me of doppio’s braid (plus the fact that i loved him the moment i saw him (yes, even when he was known as just hotdog man i was like OMG HE LOOKS FUNNY AND CUTEEE I LOVE HIM HAHAH I HOPE HES A MAIN CHARACTER :D while everyone was hating on him. Im his fan since day 0!!!) & the rest of the whole part ive been adoring him. /platonically (if it wasnt obvious im a big fan of doppio)

Also, a lot of ppl who love those characters love the characters theyre based on too.

Of course, some ppl who dont like those past characters like the newer ones despite that, just like me with diego☠️

IK FOR SOME IM STRETCHING for SOME A LIL BUT IT MAKES SENSE OKAAAAYYYY

If u have any questions ask me lol.

[gojonanami]

Imagine just sleeping next to Satoru and his eyes just glow in the dark? Lol ik it’s unrealistic but the image in my head is just so funny 😆

hahaha no I loooooove that meme that gojo’s eyes glow in the dark. literally you would throw a blanket over him but if his eyes are open it’s illuminated like he’s using a phone under his blanket hahah

personally I’d throw a pillow over his face, I need total darkness to sleep 😭💖

[the-elderly-are-evolving]

Allow me to try to impart to you some small idea of the absolute lunacy that has been our final Midsummer show.

For context, I (an idiot) am Puck. Brian (aka BGEltonJohnPimp, a dear friend and only an occasional idiot) is Oberon.

Before we even get into costume I have to explain the concept of ‘mid morning anxiety shits’ in front of both my directors as well as our costume manager.

Our company has a tradition in which those who won’t be returning give highly emotional (and usually very long and rambly) speeches about important experiences/ fond memories/ advice about the program and everyone sobs their little hearts out together. Anyways, one of our unhinged (affectionate) crew members came out as trans to the whole company, then immediately and without pausing to acknowledge anything about what they had just said, transitioned (hahah lol funny ik ik) into a performance, word for word, of that Lin Manuel Miranda Orders A Pizza video for their speech. It was insane.

Act 2. The long story short is that Brian misses his cue to enchant Titania’s eyes during Act 2, probably due to a mighty combination of heavy bawling and emotional distress from earlier in the evening and the uncontrollable fascination our strangely hypnotic fairy song produces (original music written by our director; upon hearing it most people feel the uncontrollable urge to salute and stand at attention or to go to sleep!!).

After several long moments where, despite our whole company having run this show with little to no incident for the past week straight, there is inexplicably not a single person who remembers who is supposed to be on stage right now. Hermia and Lysander accuse me (the nerve! You accuse Puck of miss the cue??! How dare !!!), I accuse Oberon (not my proudest moment but I panicked), he accuses Helena and Demetrius (not even remotely a possibility given that they just left the stage, but he was getting desperate). Suddenly Oberon turns very white and stalks out of the green room. Keep in mind, friends, the stage has been completely silent for several minutes at this point. Our director has appeared backstage.

Oberon materializes in the wings at stage right, the SR ASM, upon seeing someone who might save this, panics and all but shoves him on stage with the wild-eyed desperation of a drowning man. I now watch Oberon from the stage cameras. He walks, uncertain, across the thrust. He has forgotten his monologue. I know this because I can see the fear in his eyes. Also because he has not said a single damn word yet. He is in the belly of the beast and not even he knows what will come out of his mouth when he opens it. He then proceeds to utter the most plaintive cry for help I have ever heard from a man in pink jazz glasses and neon eye shadow,

“Puck? My most loyal servant Puck where are you, Puck?” It is clear he wants someone to come out and save him, but all I can do is watch my lord from the shadows, watch him finally cross the stage and melt back into the dark of stage left. The rest of Act 2 goes exactly as planned with the strange scene— wherein Oberon appears to get lost in the woods and then, whilst extremely high and paranoid and fucked up, stumble his way across the stage while trying increasingly desperately to get Puck to come help him— is never mentioned again.

We spend all of intermission trying to cheer Brian (he doesn’t take failure well) up. I make the butterfly kisses on his cheeks with my fake eyelashes (they are very long you see). Our director— a very put together and collected woman tonight— says the word fuck. Brian, inexplicably, feels much better. Everything is going smoothly at last.

Act 4. I suddenly cannot find Brian. I am supposed to be onstage, but so is he. I look in every backstage place. The green room. The boy’s dressing room. The girl’s dressing room. Underneath the fucking bathroom stalls. It is then that I become aware that our prop’s master, Carly, is trying to tell me something. Our rapid and hushed conversation goes a little something like this:

Carly, whispering furiously: Gabe, why aren’t you onstage, they need you right now!!

Me, panicked: I’m looking for Brian, it’s his scene and he’s gotta give the monologue to disenchant Titania!! I think he’s missing his cue again!!

Carly, seriously regretting being friends with me: You fucking acorn, Brian is already onstage. He’s been onstage for the whole scene. Go!!!

I have been backstage trying to not let Oberon miss his cue up again while Oberon is onstage, wondering why I’ve missed my cue. Luckily, he can see my hazard orange jacket from the wings and he doesn’t go through with his split-second improv plan which, he explained to me later tonight, was just to make up a story about how the Athenians had killed me, and then make up as many gruesome details as he needed to include in order to give me the time I needed to get in position.

[euphorial-docx]

u don't need to make an opev au regulus and lily end up together and james well...i don't know?probably with me???🤭🤭🙄🙄

hahah im just joking(or not🤫) but if you end up making an opev au (idk why i found this so funny) id read it, and yknow that.😌😌

im ur number one fan, i may read the chapters months later, but i am😌💅🏼

ik you’re joking, but seriously i feel like it’s too late in the opev verse to introduce jegulily. like i feel like opev regulus would not be able to handle All That at any point in time now because of his severe pettiness

but in an au… if lily is there from the get go… i think i could make jegulily work then

[twopoppies]

Cinema being written on a treadmill, if he’s not bullshitting, makes sense to me lol. The repetitive action of running on a treadmill causes little repetitive thoughts to me so it’s funny that he got on the treadmill thinking, “I think he’s cool” And then that came from it hahah.

And let’s be real, it is baby boyfriends but also Louis is still effortlessly cool, streetwear and smoking (ik we’re supposed to pretend that it’s not cool but compared to a fruity vape it still is 😭). I bet present Harry still thinks he’s cool.

Harry will always think Louis is cool. And he’s not wrong. At all. 😅

[lovelynim]

hi!! I just came across a moment in an ike stream and I wanted to share it in case you or your quilldren followers hadn't seen it! buckle up, it's a ride 💀 I don't think I can send a link on anon so the stream title is as follows:

【PMD #2】 Saving Shiftry! 【NIJISANJI EN | Ike Eveland】

and the timestamp is 1:22:21!

【PMD #2】 Saving Shiftry! 【NIJISANJI EN | Ike Eveland】

Let me tell you, Anon

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING LMAO

Ike sounded a bit funny saying it, hahah, it's, indeed, a ride

Thanks for sharing ❤ heheh

[cheemken]

you always talk about the champions but what about the next champions? would any of the main trainers beat their regions champions and take their title?

Ghmh yeah I have been thinking abt that for a while now, mainly bc it'd be funny if in a lil timeskip, Iris becomes the lil pseudo leader of the next gen champs and she's there vibing bc she's kinda like Lance hahaha even better she also wears a cape lmao

Anyways that'd be fun tho, but idk which one of the current champs to actually lose and give up the champion title. Then again, Geeta would still be top champ, but then there's Nemona and Florian y'know

With Indigo's league, it would be cool if Silver is actually the next Champion rather than Gold. Idk cause like, in my hcs Gold didn't really care much abt the league, he's just cool venturing around and helping his grandparents at the daycare; Silver on the other hand was determined to become Champion, I wanna say he would be able to beat Lance and be Indigo's new champ

Hoenn's league, May honestly just wanted that title to spite her father lol. Like, homegirl was already a battling prodigy, beat the Frontier Brains, and has Rayquaza with her, what more another title right. Idk if I do want Hoenn to still have two Champions, cause in my hcs Unova and Paldea already has two (technically three for Paldea but again, Geeta's in a diff rank)

Sinnoh's league, it's Dawn ofc. As much as Cynthia doesn't want her to be the next champ, Dawn was a strong trainer. She also wanted that Champion title since the start, and hey she really worked hard to get it y'know. Cynthia is there to guide her tho, homegirl doesn't want Dawn to go through the same shit as her

Unova's league, well, still Iris and Hilbert are the champs hahah but like, outside Unova, Iris is more well known as she's been Champion the longest and the fact between the two of them she's the one who attends meetings and gatherings, Hilbert only ever attends when Iris calls in sick or she really couldn't atm

Kalos' league, Calem becomes the next champ. I do have a lil concept abt this, like,, Calem is a lonely kid man, ik I compared him to May in my hcs, and the main difference abt them is that May forged genuine connections with her friends, whereas Calem tried but he just couldn't connect with the Kalos kids on a deeper level. Which, yeah, made him lonely, thinking that if he becomes Champion, it'd make him forget abt that loneliness. It didn't. Diantha is trying to help him through t ofc, she knows the feeling of loneliness all too well

Alola's league, it's still Hau hahah c'mon I think the kid deserves it, he's like, strong af too. Idk, I want him to have some sort of reputation hahah like, new challengers would always encounter him at random points, and he's like, very chill y'know, he's just vibing, encouraging new trainers to do their best, but during Champion battles, it feels like he becomes a different person that it actually scared the trainers hahaha

Galar's league, it's Gloria. Felt absolutely bad she beat Hop, low-key felt proud of herself beating Leon, either way, she doesn't know what to feel sometimes now that she's Champion. And hey not like it was during Leon's time, Rose isn't around anymore, and Leon made a few changes at how the League runs with young Champions before she beat him, so hey y'know. Honestly a bit intimidated w her new title, but tries not to show it

Paldea's league, Nemona and Florian ofc hahah. I mean, Geeta's still around ofc, but hey. Anyways yeah, these two are Paldea's champs and Nemona is the overly competitive one that she challenged Silver once like really pissed him off bc she wouldn't stop bugging him hahah (it ended up tied) and then there's Florian who's just trying to keep Nemona in check too, but also enables her in pissing off Silver bc he thinks it's entertaining

It would be fun tho to make concepts abt them, but hey yeah, feel free to send asks abt them if you guys want hahah

[diorsbrando]

sosa you are like the kindest person eveeer i love that you often interact with other writers and input your sweetest opinion on their fics :< it makes my heart warm honestly

you also have the funniest down bad reaction and i love every bit of it hahah <3

HAI SCARLETTTT! i assume this is for the ask game and forgot to put yourself on anon but regardless I'M SO THANKFUL FOR THIS MESSAGE!!! course it's only natural i interact w other people and their fics especially, bc ik i'd want someone to do the same for me ;) and LMSDOKFJ i'm glad u find my posts + reaction to things hilarious : D that just means i'm funny by adjacent

ask game here !