#hammer explosion

[numberoneceofan]

@photomatt @staff really ??? what abt this is harassment 💀 go focus your efforts on the pornbots babygirl

[dougielombax]

Now!

Let me make something clear.

Anyone who still supports child labour in this day and age should be violently berated and then promptly beaten to death with frying pans and exploding hammers by a mob of angry Bengali factory workers!

No I don’t think Tiny Tim should have “just gotten a job” disregarding that he’s a fiction, you fucking shite-coated-flint-hearted spineless shitgibbon poltroon!

You servile, bootlicker, corporate fucking DICKWIG!!!!

Get in the bin with that shite!

Get SHAT ON!!!!

[hiimlayla]

What a good day to be running an adblocker and xkit rewritten's anti capitalism plugin on this website

[vampirebriar]

Fuck Photomatt and his victim complex.

[mime-crime]

Let's make car hammer explosion the biggest tumblr meme to the point they have no choice but to make merch about it

[transpotato5]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVLxs34Oq80

[schfiddy]

Now I feel like if i don't get nuked I didn't do a good enough job

[hammer-explosion]

Bruh.

[space-or-privacy]

freedom of speech

(acrylic on canvas, 20. Feb. 2024)

art by op

[zerosuitsammi3]

Tumblr will allow 1000 porn blogs showing cis women porn stars getting railed. Tumblr will allow porn blogs to steal content from trans women and pretend to be that trans woman. Neither of which will have proper tags or labels, but God forbid a trans woman voice her opinion on tumblr, or she'll be fully wiped and permabanned with no recourse without even coming close to violating ToS.

[spiny-ant]

Could you please do a Bulldog Ant stimboard but with the most aggressive, batshit insane, stupid stims possible? I'm thinking glass getting shattered, dogs biting at the screen, all that

I've done bulldog ant before but this was too fucking funny to not do 😭

💣-💣-💣|💣-🐜-💣|💣-💣-💣

[dougielombax]

The Cybertruck is particularly vulnerable to explosions and hammers.

Probably….

*FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE*

[austim]

Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)

🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨

DISCLAIMER: This post is intended to be a joke (noun; something said or done to provoke laughter) and is NOT a death threat directed to anyone at all, including any Tumblr staff.

[dappercyborg]

Kill them with kindness, wrong ⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🔨🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗🔨💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗🔨💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥🔨⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥🔨⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🔨🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️

[almond-tofu-chan]

LMAO i just spent like 10 minutes tryna figure out what the hell everyone was talking about with matt and cars and hammers only for it to be some of the most fragile white male elon musk bullshit ive ever seen and him trying so hard to cover it up just makes him look sadder honestly, fuck this hellsite, fuck matt mullenweg, trans rights

[ozi-uwu-vwv-owo]

Tumblr user, in front of you there is a trans person with kinks unpalatable to you and is using those kinks for sexual gratification in the privacy of their own social media account, home, and private messages with friends. You must sit here for three minutes without making a callout post purposely lying or exaggerating to harass them for any reason, yes even if you don’t like them. You also may not even utter the word degenerate or anything similar.

If you should fail a bomb will go off with a more than normal amount of explosions and hammers flying everywhere, killing you painfully. Also glass will be forced down your throat

Your time starts now