#have these for now

[iobartach]

miguel takes a 'fix it when necessary' approach to any issues that arise from his dna being 50% spider. some of the problems / vulnerabilities he's attempted to address scientifically include;

occasional biting reflex; leading to a need to bite objects / materials durable enough to withstand his fangs. sometimes becomes a venomous bite, but is dependent on how recently engaged he was in combat. much like actual spiders, it serves to subdue and immobilize prey, and is more often produced during combat / shortly afterwards.

effects of pesticides; recent exposure to an unknown insecticide resulted in symptoms consistent with flu. healing factor took longer than usual to purge the toxin, (made further worse due to the additional presence of recently received injuries). his ability to produce webbing was also hindered, necessitating a period of recovery (he got 'grounded')

reduction in sleep & appetite; it is a rare occurrence that he'd get a full 7 - 9 hours of sleep, short of passing out / getting knocked out. in reality, it is closer to around 4 - 5 hours. he has regularly gone over a full day without resting or napping. similar is true for his eating habits, where it is a common occurrence for him to decline meal offers, or simply forgets to eat entirely. this has led to occasions where his biting reflex returns with a vengeance, pushing him to act in ways that appear more arachnid than human until his hunger is satiated.

current balance of human to spider DNA stands at 48.1% to 51.9%; this has led to an increased number of incidents where miguel bares his fangs, without realising. LYLA continuously monitors the balance. so far, all his attempts to restore his human DNA from existing samples has failed, with efforts continuously ongoing to find a solution.

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

[sabertoothwalrus]

dating meshi

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[skorpionegrass]

finally finished my mlp human designs ^^ i hope i can draw more of them in the future

[beebfreeb]

[highdefinitions]

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

[beaft]

google help me

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me