#he can be sneaky and deceptive

[allastoredeer]

What crossover could you imagine meshing well with Hazbin Hotel?

Helluva Boss (☞˚▽˚)☞

[mutable-manifestation]

You know I've seen a few variations on "Danny is the one who can make the batfam sleep" now and most of them are powers-based or him being a tiny new orphan who is so so sad if you don't take care of yourself-based

May I propose another variation: Danny, having moved into the manner a month ago and long discovered all of the relevant secrets (without the others knowing) can tell their lack of self-care is weighing on Alfred.

Alfred is the one he's seen the most in his time there - the others have spent time with him, of course, but they all have their night jobs and work or school away from home (Danny is doing online classes so he can work at his own pace) - so he's not at all happy about Alfred being stressed.

Danny calls a family meeting.

He's built an app, he tells them, and each of them can access their own timer on their phones - yes he already downloaded it to each of them.

Yes, those are how long you've been awake, he tells them. Yes, he's sure they have noticed Tim's absence - Tim was on hour 35. The maximum allowed is 24.

If one's timer reaches 24, Danny will find them, and he will put them to sleep manually.

How? Danny hefts the Fenton creep stick pointedly.

Someone points out he could give them a concussion or kill them that way.

Danny says he's had a lot of practice judging swings.

He also maybe bribed Nocturne for a large amount of sleep dust. The bat is just for a deceptive bonk (and they will be getting a bonk, if a light one) as they go out so he doesn't have to explain himself - they'll just think he's really that good at judging swings.

Someone goes to find Tim to prove he's just bluffing. Except Tim is actually asleep.

Danny doesn't use any ghost powers, he's just that sneaky and he's keeping a close eye on the timers. No matter how they try to avoid him it simply doesn't work. He hacks the doors, he's good at combat the one time someone noticed him sneaking up on them, and he's such a good sneak that most of the time they don't notice him until it's too late (even more impressive once they actually start paying attention to their timers to try and anticipate him).

They don't all live together. That doesn't help.

Danny took a bus to Tim's apartment while claiming he was going on a jog to avoid suspicion. He hitchhikes all the way to Crime Alley to put out Red Hood. Nowhere is safe.

It becomes very obvious he knows about their secret IDs. It also becomes very clear that he only really cares about whether or not they're sleeping.

[seresinhangmanjake]

Overprotective

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen x Atreides!reader

Summary: Your son is due to be born any day now and Feyd is very protective. He kills anyone who so much as lays a finger on you, but it’s gotten out of control. 

Notes: this was an anon request. same Feyd x reader from The Harkonnen’s Sweet Thing and The Harkonnen’s Claim. *can be read alone*

Warnings: mention of murder and pregnancy. 

Words: 1100

Feyd-Rautha Masterlist

“You’re mad,” Feyd says, his smile dropping at the sight of your frown. Your arms are crossed over your swollen belly as you lean back against the headboard of your bed. He closes the door behind him. “Why are you mad?”

You roll your eyes. He knows exactly why you’re mad. By your count, you’ve been pissed at him twenty-three times in the past month and a half and you don’t care for your widely-known highly-intelligent husband playing naive. “Don’t act like you don’t know. We only ever fight about one thing, Feyd. One.” 

Feyd sighs and steps closer to the mattress, but when you put your hand up, he stops in his tracks. Your throat strains as you swallow your grin. You still get little flutters in your belly when he demonstrates how you have that kind of power over him, but you cannot let him see the satisfaction on your face now. If he sees you smile, he will smile, which means you will have lost because he’ll know he’s won, and when he wins he gets turned on, so then you’ll get turned on, and then you’ll end up fucking. But you cannot be fucking right now. He needs to learn a lesson. His hard dick in his wife’s warm pussy will not achieve any lesson-learning. If anything, it will encourage his bad behavior. 

“You killed another one,” you tell him, and he doesn’t even have the decency to look ashamed; though that’s far from surprising.

Feyd crosses his arms over his broad chest. “He touched you.”

“I tripped.”

“And then he touched you.”

“He caught me.”

“So you agree,” Feyd says with a sharp nod. “I’m glad we are on the same page.”

Your huff descends into a groan as the heels of your palms press against your closed eyelids. “Your wife—your heavily pregnant wife—would’ve fallen on her ass if he hadn’t.”

“He shouldn’t have let you trip in the first place,” Feyd tells you. “He was meant to ensure you have a clear and safe walking path.”

Your lips part, mouth opening and closing and opening again as you search for a response. However, you end up with the same one you always do: “You are unbelievable,” you reply, shaking your head. “Twenty-three servants, Feyd! It has surpassed extremes! You killed one for brushing my hair–”

“Touching—and she was pulling on it too hard.”

“You killed one for helping me dress in the morning when you had already been called away for a meeting.”

“I prefer you naked anyway,” he says, shrugging, a smug grin stretching across his face. “Naked and in this bed.”

You raise a brow. “And the one who helped me sit down so I could watch you in the arena?”

“Ah, that one—” Feyd waves his finger as he clicks his tongue “—that one thought I wouldn’t notice because you were so high up in the stands. I don’t like sneaky people,” he reminds you, though you’re plenty aware of how he handles deception and trickery. “You should have told me you planned to attend and I would’ve helped you well before it started.”

Ignoring his point, you retort, “You cannot keep killing everyone.”

Feyd groans. “My love, you’re in too delicate a state,” he says. “I gathered all of them together not two months ago and explicitly forbade them from laying a finger on you. It is not my fault if they break the rules. And what sort of Baron am I if I do not enforce punishment?”

You hum in dissatisfaction. “You do understand you put me and your child in more danger by not permitting their assistance?”

Immediately, his brow pinches. His head turns to look away from you and when his jaw clenches, you realize the weight of your mistake. A sickening feeling settles in your gut. Your face falls from frustration into total devastation. “Oh God, Feyd…”

“I do not put you in danger,” he says, and it’s so shockingly meek that your heart cracks right down the middle. Not once in almost two years have you heard that tone leave his mouth, and you think maybe his eyes have become glassy, but you’re praying it’s a trick of the low lighting in your bedroom. Feyd has never cried in front of you, if he's ever cried at all, and you hope you didn’t just unfairly yank that vulnerability out of him. 

“I’m so sorry. That isn't what I meant,” you whisper, sinking into your shame. You know it’s such a sensitive topic for him and you spoke without thinking. You reach your hand toward him. “Come here….please.”

Feyd stares at you for a long moment, but then he sighs through his nose and walks over to sit at your side atop the mattress. No tears—your breath shudders in relief. One hand grasps his and your lips brush his knuckles. The other cups his cheek as you guide his forehead to rest on yours. 

“You protect me,” you swear to him. “No one could ever keep me safe the way you do, and I know that's all you want, but our son is coming soon. We will need help. I can’t birth this baby without a doctor and that doctor will have to touch me. Me and our son.”

The heat of Feyd's heavy breath warms your face. You wait for his response but he doesn’t have one, and instead, he shifts to lie down. You adjust your body until you’re flat on the mattress beside him. “Sometimes,” he starts as he rubs his palm over your stomach, “I have dreams about the three of us living elsewhere. Everyone is forced to leave us alone and all we have to care about is each other and our child.”

Feyd kisses your exposed shoulder, and in that moment, you’re reminded of how different he has become. He’s transformed from someone whose sole ambition was to be the Baron—a man driven to control this planet and have the people of Giedi Prime bow to him; a man who sought destruction and pain and power—to a man who secretly craves a bit of peace for his family. Though no one other than yourself sees this side of him, it’s hard to watch him tackle that burden, especially when you know you’re the responsible party. 

“What have I done to you, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen?” you mutter as you press your lips to his forehead. 

He chuckles lowly and hugs you into his body. “You turned me soft.”

“You kill servants without batting an eye.”

“Fine,” he relents. “As soft as I’m capable of being.”

[pomefioredove]

Hii girliee!

Do you mind if i request? If not, then can i request twst (Any dorms, any characters, depends on what you want) trying to play among us? Like it's a game of literal deception and betrayal, the manipulative ones are gonna have the time of their LIVES once the reader introduces Among us

okay I'm going to do brief little thoughts for everyone. my knowledge on among us is limited to the memes from 2020 but I can probably take it from there

➼Ace is so mad every time he doesn't get imposter. and when he does, everyone knows it's him because he gets really cocky about it. keeps trying to get Deuce voted out first by calling him a sussy baka in chat. Riddle asks whoever the imposter is to kill him

➼Deuce is using this experience as a way to refine his critical thinking skills by playing lead detective. gets way too into it. Ace tells him it "isn't that deep" and he gets so mad he quits to yell at him

➼Riddle is killed first and rage quits

➼Cater suggested the game in the first place. always knows who the imposters are first but doesn't share because he wants to draw out the game

➼Trey is AFK. trying to calm down Riddle. he prefers Papa's Pizzeria

➼Leona gets really into it for a solid 10 minutes, is voted out, and then quits

➼Ruggie spends the entire game loudly announcing that he's on the imposter's side and won't turn them in if they tell him who they are. is largely unsuccessful

➼Jack doesn't see the value in a game about being manipulative and dishonest. won't play

➼Azul is LIVING for this. probably the worst imposter to go up against because he is insanely good at strategizing his victory. wins so many times that he's temporarily barred from playing

➼Jade is voted out early on for being suspicious. he's not the imposter, and was covering for Azul. sneaky bastards

➼Floyd is also AFK. got hungry and then forgot he was playing

➼Jamil somehow convinces everyone to vote for Kalim first

➼Kalim isn't even upset about being ejected, and is happily waiting for the next round. continues spamming the chat and following other players around as a ghost

➼Vil is the second casualty. calls the game childish, quits, and then hovers over Epel's shoulder telling him what to do for the rest of the round. plays dress-up flash games to calm down afterwards

➼Epel is just here to attack people. never gets voted for, even when he is the imposter, which drives him mad

➼Rook knows who everyone is already. spends the entire game following people around and openly guessing if they're imposter or not. gets ejected for being suspicious

➼Idia is playing anonymously. wouldn't want to embarrass himself in front of his classmates under his own name, right? always the longest surviving crewmate, wins by completing all the tasks in record time

➼Ortho will occasionally join just to give Idia a real challenge

➼Lilia is running the game and mostly staying out of the way. he would mop the floor with everyone else if he was really trying

➼Sebek hits the emergency meeting button any time anyone gets close to Malleus. is promptly voted out

➼Silver only plays because Lilia insisted he joins the fun. doesn't really understand the point or any of the references everyone is making and stops playing to do homework five minutes in

➼Malleus becomes more interested in hearing you explain the game to him and forgets he's playing entirely. AFK

[letternotekisses]

Could you do something for The trapper? Along the lines of getting caught in one of his traps in a game and he can't resist getting a good feel, it would be a waste to just be put on hook afterall!!

ily anon <3 cw for v slight mention of the trapper jerkin it, blood n gore and non consensual touching

You were his favourite.

You were keen and diligent, always glancing up and down to spot the glimpse of the metal jaws he'd primed in the greenery. You knew who he was - a hunter, tracking you through the dirty moss and bristling reeds in wait of your delicate ankles falling victim to his traps. Evan had waited so long to snatch you up, yet it seemed at every trials end you were disappearing into the fog - just out of arms reach.

This trial, however, felt different. Maybe the entity had finally heeded his requests in the bloodweb - his gnarled mask staring into the fire as he carelessly threw in another offering. Or rather, she'd heard his heavy grunts ringing out through the ironworks - Evan's breaths billowing out behind his mask in raspy moans that sounded suspiciously like your name.

Either way - his prize came forth in the form of a suspiciously easy trial - where he'd still yet to catch you. You'd tried your best in the end, unhooking your little friends every time Evan had strung them up like pigs to bleed, but it just wasn't enough. He seemed faster, stronger this round - cleaving through the other survivors like butter and leaving little old you all alone to find the hatch.

All it took was for one little misstep, the stress of your situation leaving you less alert than usual and allowing you the misfortune of stumbling right into the jagged metal of one of his traps. A shiver of dark delight fell over Evan once he heard your scream sound out into the cold air, why, you were only a few metres away, you sneaky little thing.

You claw at your ankle, hands slicked with blood as you try so desperately to pry the metal jaws away from your torn flesh. Your grip is made worse by the watery mud of the swamp, and it isn't long until you hear the thundering footsteps of the Trapper behind you, your heart hammering like a little hummingbird in your chest.

He's quick to splay a broad hand out on the small of your back, pushing you harshly into the mud so he can crane the trap off of your ankle. Evan can hear your pained whimpers, face buried into the crook of your arms as you wait for him to pick you up, or worse, mori you. Instead, the Trapper takes great satisfaction in moving his calloused hand underneath you, propping you up so he can rut himself against your back.

Evan practically growls against the back of your head, the gnarled carving of his mask jutting into your soft cheek. His breaths are thick and rugged as he reaches to palm your soft tits through the fabric of your top - your confused, indignant whimper only made it all the more delicious. He palms your hip in a deceptively soothing manner, his fat, heavy cock stiffening against the cleft of your ass.

But alas, the Entity hungers. The Trapper pulls away almost reluctantly, the Entity had gifted him greatly this trial - Evan would make sure to keep in her good graces for trials much like this in the future. You cry and squirm as he hoists you up, kicking against the broad wall that is his back when he stands straight, a hand kept firm on your ass in a very indiscreet manner. He growls, feeling his cock chubbed up against his boiler suit.

It's a damn shame to watch the Entity take you away, your body ascending into the sky as Evan observed, a pleased rumble reverberating through his chest. He continues to think about it long after the trial had ended.

When you pop back up at your shabby little campfire, confused and stammering as your survivor friends crowd you in attempts at comfort - Evan watches on from the treeline, palming at himself through his overalls. Now that the Entity had gifted him a taste of you - he only wanted more.

Poor sweet thing, you had no idea what was ahead of you now.

[thewritetofreespeech]

May I request Gojo's s/o giving him healthy desserts (yogurt parfait) in place of snacks and desserts high in sugar because she worries for his health?

Something sneaky was going on around him, and Gojo didn’t like it. He never liked it when he wasn’t being the sneaky one.

At first, he thought he was just being absent minded. Going over to his snack cubby in the house to get a treat and finding less & less of his favorite cookies and chocolates in there. Maybe he was eating them faster than he remembered? So, he brushed it off.

Then he thought he was being paranoid. The sugar on the counter, that was usually next to the coffee pot in the morning, had suddenly vanished. The puddings he packed in his lunches that morning would suddenly be gone too. The vending machines by campus were all randomly ‘out of order’. So he knew something was up.

“What’s this?” Gojo asked his s/o, as they sat in a café having coffee (because he couldn’t get any at the school because all the sugar was gone there too). His tone grumpy as he was coming down from his perpetual sugar high.

“It’s a parfait.” They replied. Gently sitting the dessert in front of him along with their own black coffee. “They make really good ones here, so I thought you would like it.”

Gojo smiled a little. Finally perking up. Maybe his string of bad luck with sweets was just that, and his curse was finally lifted. “Pffffffffffttt!! What is that?!”

“It’s a parfait….” [Y/N] told him. Shocked by his spit take.

“This isn’t a parfait! Parfaits have ice cream in them!”

“Don’t be so dramatic Satoru. It’s frozen yogurt. Not like….cottage cheese or something….”

He looked at [Y/N]’s pout and suddenly realized what was going on. “It was you!” He accused. “You’re the one who’s been stealing my snacks and moving all the sugar around!” Of course. He should have figured it out sooner. [Y/N] was the only one besides non-curse users who can get past his senses; because he’s let his guard down so much around them.

“You eat too much sugar.” They told him. Still pouting, but clearly deciding that their deception was the hill they were going to die on. “I was try to cut some of it out of your system.”

“You were trying to cut all of it out.” Gojo corrected. “I’ve been getting headaches.”

“Which is further proof that you’re addicted to sugar!” Damn. He shouldn’t have given them more ammunition. “I just worry about your health. Too much sugar is terrible for you. You can get diabetes, high blood pressure, increased risk of heart disease.” Gojo decides to not comment on the fact that these come with old age, which is probably not something he will ever see. “I just want you to be healthy for a long time.”

“Just not happy.”

Gojo sulked for a moment, but then picked up the spoon again and ate another bite of the parfait. “I guess it’s fine.” [Y/N] smiled at that. “I can cut back a little. But if you start taking my pudding cups out of my lunch again, all bets are off.”

“Deal.”

[paperdice]

HIIIII TYSM 4 MAKING MY REQUEST 😭😭 I LOVED IT SM!!!!1!1!! SOOO I was reading like always (? And I’ve seen that Snakefruit actually has like 5 fics and the most recent one is like from 2022?? SOSOSO I thought, could you make a Snakefruit x Dragon reader?? I think that’s an interesting dynamic bcz yk.. he wants to be a dragon.. and ykyk (´⊙ω⊙`)

𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐱 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐧!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬)

"I would paint the skies with the colors of your dreams and dance under the moonlight until dawn, all for you."

Getting the attention of this wannabe dragon wasn't difficult, they had been eyeing you since before your first encounter. You are a noble and fierce dragon with an impressive reputation, after all. They envied your status, your strength, and your dragonhood.

Isn't it ironic that they fell for a dragon? Although it's not entirely surprising. Snakefruit believes that a dragon should be with another Dragon and that the two of you were meant to be together, despite the mistake of them being a snake. They promise that they will soon change and become the strong dragon that you deserve.

➻❥ Since before your relationship and during, it has always been apparent that Snakefruit would always marvel at you no matter what. They treasure their relationship with you absolutely, but there's no doubt that Snakefruit would throw in a few sly compliments that have you rethinking the choices you made.

➻❥ Snakefruit may seem deceitful with their questionable comments, but it's just their way of complimenting you by sounding a little too envious. They have a deceptive way of doing things, but they would never betray you. In their eyes, you've won the war, you've stolen Snakefruits heart and there's no way of getting it back.

➻❥ They know their heart is in good hands, they've spent plenty of time getting to trust you to know that. Maybe that's how you stole their heart. They lean on you with pure admiration, revealing a more loving side beyond their poker face.

➻❥ From their highest love languages to the lowest, the list goes.

Quality time: Having spent all their time helping others reach their goals, nothing compares to just sitting and savoring a moment with you. They're always asking for alone time, whether it's a brief encounter or a sneaky request, and you know they truly desire it.

Physical touch: They were never the touchy type, not before meeting you of course. You're a Dragon with stunning scales that are meant to be cherished. They would lightly caress your Dragon features, hold your hand, softly rub their cheek on you, and snuggle you behind closed doors.

Words of affirmation: You'd think it'd have a higher place but honestly, as much as Snakefruit tries to sound sweet it can sometimes sound alarming. However, that doesn't stop them from trying to get their words through your heart. At times, their words are exactly what you need to hear in the moment.

Gift giving: Another thing you'd think would be higher, they do try and gift you things but it's not their best of work. Yes, they'll find treasures and gather trinkets for you to own, but they only do this if the gift reminds them of you. Searching for a gift isn't out of the equation though the deja vu they get from looking for offerings for Longan Dragon Cookie can get a bit, irritating.

Acts of service: Similar to gift-giving, all Snakefruit has done is serve and serve many times, which is tiring and dehumanizing. After this repeated cycle, I don't think they'd be too willing to do everything for you. They wouldn't mind it at times, but to them, it just doesn't feel like their way of showing you their love.

➻❥ Due to Snakefruit being, well, a snake— this factor has a more dominating effect on their physical appearance. Half cookie doesn't stop how this half-snake is cold-blooded, so Snakefruit is drawn to your warmth.

➻❥ They don't ever announce when they're about to rub and side-nuzzle your body, they just do it. With the cheekiest smile on their face and a sigh of ease, however, they don't stay for long. It's a small tease they like to do; come about, feel your touch, and drift away when you just got comfortable.

➻❥ Though don't pull the same stunt on them, they don't like the taste of their own medicine. The expression of displeasure won't be too harshly painted on their face, but you know they don't like it based on their unnecessary pettiness in the following future. It just lasts a day don't worry.

➻❥ A funny yet sometimes annoying bit they do is when they purposefully drag their S's right when they're buttering you up for a surprise. Something like,,

"Then sshe ssaid.." "..uh huh." "Sssssss" "yes?" "Ssssssssss—" "What did she say?!"

➻❥ Snakefruit always looks out for your Dragon features, as if you were some sculpture to constantly polish. Scales looking a bit loose? Well according to Snakefruits memory, you don't shed till way later. Are you not treating yourself properly?? That won't do, cause now Snakefruit's on your case.

➻❥ Questions about being a Dragon do reach about from time to time, they're curious about what it's like for you to be born with immense power and purpose. They wanna know your every opinion on the rocks they're willing to climb to achieve their goal of being a Dragon, do you think it's possible?

➻❥ Every kiss is precious, whether it's a gentle peck or a vibrant, breath-stealing one. Each time they kiss, they always model a smile on their face, you can always feel more of their smile against your lips whenever they lean in for more. They're so greedy.

➻❥ Snakefruit would enjoy eskimo kisses, it's a kiss where lovers gently rub their noses together, a wholesome gesture Snakefruit does with meaning behind it. These kisses are rarer than the quick peck ones or the sharp intimate ones. Only when they're adoring you behind closed doors, tenderly caressing your features, they can't help but touch your adorable face.

➻❥ Snakefruit doesn't get salty with you being a Dragon, no not at all, if anything you being one encourages them to reach their dream. You deserve the finest passionate love, a Dragons love, they will not wait any longer to become what you are worthy of.

What a fun request to write, I'm glad to know you enjoyed your last ask, and even more so that you came back to request another! I hope you like this one as much as the prior one, don't feel shy to throw in a third request, you're always welcome <333!!

[just-a-fluffy-knight]

Ok now I have a T-word related fic request.

The readers superpower is invisibility and her favorite thing to do with her power is to do surprise tickle attacks on her friend loki. He doesn't mind initially but one day he finally gets her before she can attack him and he enacts his revenge. Feel free to say no. No pressure🖤💙💚💜

Putting a Stop to the Unseen

Word Count: 741

A/N: Thanks for the request!! I certainly don’t write enough for Loki and it should be a CRIME 😞 Was able to quickly finish this before a Statistics exam I have tomorrow! So I may be a bit behind on other requests for the time being but,,,, here’s some food for now I guess 😭 Hope you guys like it!! <3

“GAH-! Will you- stop doing that?!”

Loki sighed as a cheeky cackle came from… somewhere in the room before it faded out.

That was the fifth time today. And probably around the thirtieth-something time this week. Curse you and your stupid invisibility powers.

You’d been using them to pester the god ever since you discovered a rather embarrassing weakness of his.

Well… it was embarrassing to Loki, anyway. To you, it was like finding a goldmine.

Even just giving him a little poke to the side or brief tase to the ribs was enough to satisfy you. Because his reactions were always the best when caught off guard, having no way to prepare himself or attempt to hold back any silly involuntary noises.

The thing was… the god couldn’t exactly say he didn’t like it. It was hard to hold back an amused smile as you laughed as ran off after slyly attacking him. It reminded him of himself in a way. So mischievous and sneaky.

But again… he was the God of Mischief. He wasn’t going to allow a little brat to attack him and get away with it.

————————————

A cheeky snicker left your mouth as you peeked through the gap of the door to a nearby room of the Compound.

Loki was sat there, contently reading a book on Asgardian Tales.

Perfect.

Activating your powers, you vanished from sight. You snuck through the gap in the door, creeping towards the god as carefully as possible in hopes to not give yourself away.

One close enough, you spread your arms out, and…

“Gotcha!” You declared, lunging towards him. However, no form was wrapped around your arms. As you landed on the couch, you looked up in confusion, only for the god to shimmer away in a flash of green light.

“What the-“

You popped back into visibility due to your confusion, only to feel an invisible force pull you down to lie on your back as well as both your wrists above your head, making you yelp.

“Come on, dear. You do realise you’re not the only one here with deceptive powers?” A purring voice came from behind the couch and the god peered over it, an impish smirk on his face.

“Okay, wahait, wait-!” You were already giggling nervously as the god circled the couch. “I wahas just messing arohound!”

Loki chuckled darkly, sitting on your waist to ensure escape was impossible.

“You say that as if that’s the only time you’ve done it.”

You briefly held your tongue. The sorcerer did have a point, you’d lost count of all those pokes you’d done.

“Buhut-“

Loki held up an interrupting hand.

“No buts. You know the God of Mischief isn’t not going to get revenge on those who dare to go against him.~”

Before you could even protest, Loki’s hands had already began mercilessly squeezing your sides.

“EEE- Lokihihi!” You squeaked, bursting into giggles. Normally the god started out softer when tickling you! This was a lot more firmer, more playful.

He really was out for revenge.

“Ah-ah-ah, I said hush, Y/N. You’ve had your fun, now it’s my turn.” Loki teased, that grin refusing to detach from his face as he moved his hands up to scribble into your armpits.

“NooOOAHAHA-! LOKI WAHAHAIT-!” A high-pitched squeal filled the room, much to Loki’s amusement and your embarrassment.

“Aww, is the little mortal finally apologising? I think it’s a bit late for that, don’t you?”

No matter how hard you tugged at your wrists, Loki’s magic held faster. He even went as far as moving one hand down to your belly, using the other to randomly alternate between both of your underarms.

“Yohohou’re the wohORST-!”

“Now that’s not very nice, Y/N. Looks like some more punishment is in order.” The god briefly paused, allowing you to catch your breath.

…For now.

“Hmm. What was it that Stark said really gets you giggling?” He brought a hand to his chin, feigning thoughtfulness before a sneer grew on his face.

“…Oh, I know.~”

Without warning, Loki leant forward to press his lips against the crook of your neck, blowing a strong raspberry whilst his fingers dug in between your ribs.

As you continued to laugh and shriek, you couldn’t bring yourself to mind. I mean, you did expect some kind of consequences.

Anyway… you would without a doubt be getting him back. And that time, you wouldn’t reveal yourself period.

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

I realize that half of Morph's role in X-Men 97 is shape-shifting into character cameos, but consider:

Exiles Morph, whose main personality trait is that he is very much himself all the time (sometimes to the point of being rude or obnoxious), usually doesn't shift fully into other people when impersonating them for a gag or to give himself extra abilities. He usually only hides his true form completely when he is doing sneaky shapeshifter deception stuff (which isn't that often).

I want a second season character arc for X-Men 97 Morph where they realize that a lot of their shapeshifting completely into other people is basically "hiding" behind other mutants that they view as better and more powerful, and that they CAN access whatever physical abilities as a shapeshifter while still mostly maintaining their true form. Like they don't have to turn fully into Angel to give themself wings. They can grow huge muscles or metal skin or claws, or all at the same time and they can do this while still being largely themself. And this is both a power level-up, and an increase in self-confidence.

[hamilando]

ੈ✩‧₊ Paint an immortal love ੈ✩‧₊

Paring : Xu Minghao x Male reader

Word Count : 0.8k

Song : Strawberries and Cigarettes by Troye Sivan

Genre : Immortal au, angst to fluff

TW: Implied homophobia, death

A/n: This was requested, I got the inspiration to write this after such a long time!!! Feedback is much appreciated! Questions and requests are always open !

It was a losing game but he still chose to play.

Immortals falling in love with mortal was not forbidden, but looked down upon. It was considered to be crumbling a dried rose. A rose which once smelt of warmth, reduced to pieces of angst. Y/N and Minghao promised to stay together, yet they both knew it was promise which couldn't be kept. Those sneaky escapades of Minghao and Y/N had to be said goodbye, yet one wouldn't remember and one could never forget.

Minghao was an immortal who would just roam around the streets of the mortal world. The mortal art decepting how the they perceived the world, be it with a field of dandelions or a court full of thorns. The museums he visited displayed a pulchritudinous array of art, portraying god and mortal emotions.

It was one of those lonely nights, when the museum did not have much rush, the gale could be heard, a sign of the winters approaching.

Minghao was staring at the painting, the painting decepting two souls with intertwined hands, it was rumoured that the painter had painted it for him and his lover, homosexual relationships being a sin in the society. Minghao never understood the reason about being in love considered to be a sin.

"It's pretty, isn't it?"

Minghao looked back to see a guy staring at the picture as well, a small smile resting on his face.

"Indeed it is."

"If only the painter was a female, falling in love with him wouldn't be a crime."

The two of them stood in silence, the silence speaking way more than words could ever speak.

Minghao glanced at the guy next to him, features no less than a angel.

Brown hair which matched his caramel eyes, small lips with a settling smile, a rouge tint to his cheeks, probably due to weather.

"I wish I could relive this painting."

Minghao looked at the guy, confusion written all over his face. The guy seemed to understand that and gave a light chuckle.

"Experience the love of an artist, become someone's muse. Get my love immoratalized for this world. Let the world know what love can be."

"This painting depicts a relationship between two men, would you want that as well?"

"If love can cross borders, it can cross languages, why can't it cross genders?" The guy turned his full attention to Minghao, replying with a slight spark in his eyes, waiting for his response.

"Not all borders are meant to be crossed, exepcially when the other side has thorns."

"If no one crosses border with the fear of thorns, the path will never clear. Someone needs to cross the border and remove the thorns."

Minghao just smiled, never meeting a mortal with such solitary thoughts. He lent out his hand, a friendly gesture he hoped the guy would reciprocate.

"Minghao"

The guy gladly shook hands, flashing a bright smile," Y/N"

The hands which shook, created a bond which could only be broken by time. The two young men, ignorant of others around them, fell in love with each other deeply everyday. Be it reading the newspaper together, snuggled together in the bed, the noises of the coach in the background or their late night escapes in the pub, a beer in hand, flushed cheeks and eyes full of love.

Minghao was hesitant to start this relationship, knowing he will live on with just memories, but for Y/N, he was ready to give the happy memories and carry on with the bitter memory of losing the loved one.

Relationships are built on trust, yet Minghao could never have the courage to tell him that he was an immortal, that he would indeed keep the promise of loving him forever.

Yet as the leaves turn brown, the sky turns grey, the lover's blood lost the warmth, lost the red tint. Y/N passed away young, a death not deserved, a death placed upon him for fighting for his love, shot at a rally for letting men love men, for letting the seven colours fly, only for him fly away as white dove.

The color of Minghao's life left, the monotonous routine taking over. A whole lifetime at his disposal, yet he longs to be with angel. Years passed, yet that smile could never fade away from his mind. Minghao lived on, visiting the museum every fortnight. Staring at the painting which made his lover immortal.

The night was nothing special, the museum being empty at night, Minghal standing carelessly in front of the painting, remembering his lover when his trance was broken by an another guy, voicing his thoughts.

"It's beautiful isn't it? Only for their love to be forbidden."

Minghao snapped his neck back to see a guy, black hair, pale lips, different from his lover, yet the same glint in the eyes which he could identify in thousand other eyes, those eyes which made him smile like never before. The eyes which made him love, which made him realise the importance of a heartbeat, those eyes which stood before him

again, life giving him a chance again, a smile creeping on his face in years.

"Till death do us apart, yet the same eyes, the same I love you stands before me."

[weenwrites]

Can i request how Bee, Bulk, wheeljack would react with a Reader who doesn't have a bot guardian, but finds one in the rival Con of the bots said(ex: Knockout, Breakdown, Dreadwing)?

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Bumblebee

Naturally Bumblebee's distrustful of any Decepticon, and can you really blame him given all his prior experiences with the cons over the course of the war? But outside of where Knockout's loyalty lies, Bumblebee will argue that he's kidnapped and hurt humans before, he's not above torture and other unethical practices, and like a majority of the other Decepticons he's selfish. He's overall a bad influence on you, and Bumblebee will try his hardest to convince you such.

Bulkhead

A lot of people were surprised he didn't get any whiplash with the way his head practically snapped when he saw you being all buddy-buddy with Breakdown. To say that he's concerned for you would be one hell of an understatement, he's struggling to keep himself from pushing you aside from his nemesis even as you try to explain that you're friends. Bulkhead knows Breakdown in a way that you don't, he knows the ugliest, most horrific side of him that you're yet to see, but he wants to keep you as far away from him as possible before you get to see it.

Wheeljack

Dreadwing has earned his respect to some degree, and Wheeljack will give him that, but he'll still hold Dreadwing's past to him and stand starkly against the two of you being friends. He'll argue that you don't understand just how dangerous Dreadwing can be, you haven't seen the stuff he's done out on the battlefield and just how many bots he's killed. He killed Seaspray, he's nearly blown Bulkhead into a billion pieces, heck--he's lost count of how many times everyone's been met with a bomb to the back because of him. Sure he's an honorable Decepticon warrior and abides by some code of chivalry or whatever, but he's still as sneaky and deceptive as any filthy con on that ship, ergo he's not friend-material and you're just too blind to see that.

[honeybeefae]

Azriel Shower Imagine SP

OKAY THE SHOWER IMAGINE IS ALMOST DONE BUT HERE IS LITTLE SNEAKY PEEK BECAUSE HOT DAMN

also az is like super dark and sadistic in this so hopefully yall are into that hehe

If you were supposed to feel shame in begging for your life there was none. You would get on your knees and kiss his feet if it meant you didn’t die with a blade in your chest. Azriel stared into your eyes for far too long, trying to see if there was any hint of a lie, and stepped back when he saw no deception.

Your hands caught you as you fell to your knees, head hanging down as you silently thanked the Mother that he let you go. It was a miracle you hadn’t pissed yourself from how close to death you were. You tried to rise up but frowned when you found yourself still bound by his shadows, your head snapping up to watch him in confusion.

“Did you think you would get off that easy?” He asked smugly. “You broke into my room, my refuge, and went through my things. Do you not think that warrants a punishment?”

Whatever happiness you had just been feeling came crashing down when he finished his sentence. You shouldn’t have been so naive in thinking he would just let you go free. Azriel’s entire reputation was built off of torture, pain, and sadism. 

The room seemed to be closing in on you as you bit down on your bottom lip. You weren’t going to make it home, you were going to die for something so fucking stupid. This was how it ended.

“Just make it quick.” You said softly, shoulders slumping in defeat. “That’s all I ask.”

Silence was heavy in the air for a few tense seconds before his laughter made you jump. You furrowed your brows at him, shocked and angry that he thought your life was something to laugh at. 

“Do you think I am going to kill you? Is that what you consider a punishment?” His hazel eyes were bright with humor as your frown deepened.

“I just thought-”

Without warning you were suddenly lifted up by his shadows so that you were at eye level, his lips turned upward in a smirk that made your heart hammer and sex throb. 

“I’m not going to kill you, little mouse. I’ve got a far more…pleasurable idea of torture in mind.” He purred, watching as your eyes immediately dropped to the growing erection that his towel was barely concealing. “I’m going to fuck you until you can’t walk, can’t think, can’t do anything besides say, ‘yes sir’.”

Your nostrils flared as he snaked a hand through your hair and grabbed the base of your neck, his lips brushing against your own. The scent of arousal was thick as you suppressed a moan. He had just gone from threatening your life to wanting to wreck you in seconds while your mind tried to catch up. 

“You will be bound, gagged, and used for my pleasure. That’s your punishment…if you want it.” Azriel shrugged, his jaw tensing. “Or I could turn you into your High Lord and he can decide. Which would you rather do?”

“I…” Your voice was airy as you slowly got high on his scent, logic walking out the door as you swallowed thickly. “I want the first one.”

“Which one? I want you to say it.” He growled, his grip on your hair tightening painfully. 

“I want you to, to fuck me, sir.” You blushed, not used to using such filthy language. “To bound me and gag me and use me, as you said.”

Azriel’s smile turned feral as his shadows let you go, his own hands catching you before you could fall. You were sure there were going to be bruises from his grip as he whispered, “You asked for it, little mouse.”

[tohwitchesduels]

FIRST ROUND OF WITCHES DUELS - Battle 2: Edric Blight vs Willow Park

Disclaimer: This is not a popularity contest or which character do you prefer, in this tournament you decide who is stronger/better/smarter/etc. opponent.

Information for both opponents under the cut to those who don't know what they can do in their battle:

Edric Blight:

During this battle, Palismen are not allowed.

One of the tools Edric can use during his battles independently of whether or not his opponent also possesses any, is fireworks. That's right, Edric brings fireworks to the battlefield and can use them offensively. Due to how illegal and unstable they are and how Edric landed in the healing coven multiple times due to them, they're noted to be particularly destructive and unpredictable meaning any outcome can be achieved (either they hurt only Edric, they hurt his opponent or both or neither - the rule of random applies here so do whatever you want with it).

Edric has no real relationship with Willow so no personal feelings are involved. Edric also isn't really that much motivated to win the entire tournament but he is willing to show off.

Edric Blight is pretty chaotic and airheaded but can also be clever and sneaky. He can both focus on offense and deception. Granted at times he tends to not think things through and can make rash decisions that can and will blow up in his face. He specializes in Potions, Illusion, and Beast-Keeping magic, making him a pretty strong and skilled all-rounder even if he can be pretty impulsive.

Restraining Magic - Edric is capable of creating a lasso made out of light that can be used to restrain his enemies. We saw it when he tried this with Slitherbeast. However, Edric can also enhance any lasso or tie to specifically bind a particular target he has in mind as of Reaching Out, meaning it can be very difficult even for stronger opponents to break away from his bonds.

Explosive Potions - Edric is capable of brewing potions that explode upon shattering, thus can be used offensively, but also as a distraction and defense (the best defense is offense and the best offense is defense after all). Edric can throw multiple potions at once or in a row. He will usually have multiple at hand.

Transformation Potion - Edric improvised and created a potion that can alter the appearance of the drinker. Edric has the recipe and antidote (plenty of ice packs) at hand to either use this potion or on himself to transform into a stronger and "draconic" version of themselves (demonstrated on Warden Wrath though aside from his appearance and enhanced abilities, he didn't seem to display new ones). The potion allows the user to gain immense strength, sharp claws, spikes, and horns and is much bigger in size, however, it comes at the expense of rational thinking turning the user into a wild animal. So Edric either transforms and hopes and prays he can quiet down his instincts enough to apply ice packs on himself, or he uses it to confuse his enemies and hope they won't hurt him too much. After the potion's effects get canceled, the user of it gets nauseous and is incapable of further fighting. He will usually only have a few at hand though.

Truth Potion - Edric brewed those before battle with enough patience to not mess them up so he can use them safely. Their capacity on the battlefield usually extends to tricking the enemy into either drinking them or inhaling them and making them confess their weaknesses out loud. He will usually have a few at hand though.

Snow Magic - when training with Amity he did display he can use snow to his advantage, though he only used it to sink Amity into the ground, which would be only possible if the area's ground was always snow, but for that, I have a different spell in mind. Edric can create simple snow blasts with it or use it to immobilise his opponents by creating enough snow around them to burrow them in it.

Sinking Magic - Edric is capable of making the ground sink beneath the feet of his opponents if they're distracted enough. He demonstrated it when training with Amity and I'm making it a full-blown ability that can be hard to counter but not impossible if the opponent can dig through any surface. Be it snow or ground (though probably not metals considering how solid and refined they are).

Telekinesis - Edric displays an ability to move objects at ease. He can, in fact, lift his opponents and move them through great distances just fine, granted it works best on distracted opponents. He can also use this ability to throw projectiles of various sizes (though the biggest one probably won't be bigger than your average person who can be tall).

Illusion Casting - Edric is capable of casting any illusion of any object or even a living being. Said illusions can interact with the real world just fine (so he can for example create ammo as Amity threw at him "Hex me" papers he created himself and knocked him out with it). His illusions normally are fragile but with his beast magic, he can strengthen to make it harder to dispell them.

Trap Illusions - Edric can create illusions that can transform into barriers upon contact with them. This can restrain his opponents while still allowing Edric to be able to touch and affect them (like a Venetian mirror).

Camouflage - Now I'm not sure whether or not Edric can cast it on his own or if it requires a team effort, but in LR once Bump made a stand against the EC, all the other students would appear after the illusion of camouflage was dispelled, so I'll allow all illusion casters that were part of this to be capable to at least hide out of sight temporarily, so Edric now can use this ability to stay hidden for short time during the battle.

Bat Companion - now Edric may not possess a palisman, but he can use his pet bat during battles, sending him out of the attack to attack his opponents or distract them with it. To how much extent the bat will listen is however limited, though enough for the bat to not attack Edric.

Beast Luring - this was more or less proven in Reaching Ou how easier it was to lure out beasts Edric needed using his beast-keeping magic, so Edric could bring back any beast to the battlefield with his knowledge. However, said beasts will probably not listen to Edric at all.

Link to more of Edric's capabilities here

Willow Park:

Willow Park is a prodigy in plant magic. Only a few can match her talent and raw power when it comes to her command over plant life. She's also very knowledgeable when it comes to Botanics and is very promising when it comes to them (she knows how to tame various plants and what are they capable of). However, her capabilities only extend to plant magic and not other types of magic.

Willow Park is also very strong, athletic, and sporty. She's the Captain of Flyer Derby Emeral Entrails and managed to defeat the captain of Grudgby team Boscha while playing Grudgby for the first time. It is known that Willow works out and shows a lot of physical strength. The girl knows how to pack a punch.

During this battle Palismen are not allowed so Willow has no aid of Clover here.

Willow aims to win as she dreams to be strong and wise to protect her friends and this tournament is a chance to prove herself. No personal feelings for Edric here.

Willow's magic is enhanced by her emotional state. If she's confident in herself she's most in control, however, if she's bottling up her feelings or feeling insecure, her magic can turn against her. Her magic also gets stronger once she uses anger and determination to power it.

Water Magic - Willow showed in Something Ventured, Someone Framed that she's capable of summoning water, however, she only uses it to water her plants meaning that during her battle she could only use it to enhance her plants.

Healing Plants - as demonstrated in her debut, Willow can use her magic to directly heal plants. This could be quite useful in case her plants are damaged.

Bush disguise - Willow can briefly camouflage herself using bushes as demonstrated in Hooty's Moving Hassle. Willow during the battle would grow bushes all across the battlefield to hide in them to recover or do sneak attacks without leaving herself wide open.

Plant Pillow - Willow is capable of creating plants to break her fall, so in case she gets hit in midair, she can quickly recover and receive no fall damage whatsoever.

Plant Teleport - Willow can use her plants to transport herself across the battlefield. Can be quite effective for escaping.

Grass Trap - in the same vein of teleporting herself, Willow can also use her magic to transport others. During the combat she would utilise said abilities to make grass devour her opponents. Willow can choose whether or not she can spit out her opponents by either putting them in a different location or keeping them underground. However, the opponent can break away if they know how (using plant magic too as demonstrated by Hunter in HM when Belos also devoured him but he managed to escape).

Plant Tie - Willow can discreetly grow vines over her opponents' feet to keep them still or make them trip the moment they try to move as demonstrated with Boscha in WILW. She can also grow those even around herself if she loses composure.

Tree Block - Willow can create a singular tree to use to block attacks from her opponents. She demonstrated it in WILW against Boscha. Willow can use this ability to even block objects thrown with great force or fireballs.

Vine Whips - Willow is capable of creating two large and strong vine whips that could be used to catch or harm her opponents. Demonstrated this in LR and ASIAS, fusing both her physical strength with the strength of her plant magic. She can also create a singular one as well.

Vine Dome - Willow can grow a dome of vines to use as a shield from protection as demonstrated in ASIAS against Darius. The dome can still be cut with enough force.

Vine Grab - a stronger version of Plant Tie, in which Willow is capable of creating bigger and multiple vines to catch her opponents even from greater distances (like midair for example).

Plant Monster - Willow is capable of creating a Flower-like monster to use as a beast to fight for her. She demonstrated it on the First Day.

Vine Octopus - Willow is capable of surrounding herself with multiple crazy and moving vines that can grab her opponents, block attacks, or directly attack. She demonstrated it in her debut episode.

Giant Plant Monster - Willow is capable of creating a gigantic Plant-like monster to attack multiple opponents (but not only). It's a stronger version of Plant Monster. She demonstrated it in Hooty's Moving Hassle.

Vine block - utilising multiple vines at once, Willow can create a shield that can block her opponents as demonstrated in her debut.

Tree Arm - With the help of Green Thumb Gauntlet, Willow is capable of creating a giant tree arm that she can use to attack her opponents.

Tree Golem - With the help of Green Thumb Gauntlet, Willow is capable of creating a tree-like golem that can be used to aid Willow in her battles. The Golem has enough strength to break through barriers even created by Belos and the arms of the Golem can extend to very long distances while not losing any strength.

Vine Attack - Willow can grow multiple vines from the ground to use to attack her opponents. As of WaD, it's potent enough to grow an entire forest of such vines.

Plant Surf - As demonstrated in FTF, Willow can use her plant magic for transportation. She can also use it to create a bigger platform to stand for herself as seen when battling Kikimora.

Tree Movement - Willow is capable of moving the trees with her magic as demonstrated in FTF

Ultimate Vine Octopus - as demonstrated in COTH against Kikimora, Willow can create an even enhanced version of Vine Octopus in which she gains the high ground and uses even bigger and stronger vines to attack her opponents.

Multiple Vine Whips - Willow is capable of creating from her hands multiple little vine whips that can be used to hold down her enemies as demonstrated in KT against Belos.

Endless Vine Trap - Willow is capable of releasing a great amount of vines that can grow across large spaces as demonstrated in both her debut and FTF. The trap also has quite offensive capabilities

Link to more of Willow's capabilities here

Link to return to the Masterpost

[jackdaniel69nice]

For Tokoyami/Dark shadow relationships ask! How about Mr. Compress? There’s an interaction between them in one of the games that shows that Tokoyami holds a grudge against him for almost kidnapping him, so I think it would be interesting.

Interesting! For the league of villains interactions I like to imagine an AU where he did happen to be kidnapped by the league and they try to indoctrinate him instead. He will be in a well lit room/cell and each of the members will try to persuade him to join. He isn’t in heavy chains like bakugo because he hasn’t been resisting.

Oh he definitely has a lot of bitterness once he finds out he’s in this situation because of this man. Compress says he sees so much potential in him but potential for what? Hurting people, destruction? Clearly this man doesn’t actually know his morals and values and only sees him as a weapon or pawn. Yes he is very bitter indeed.

Compress sees he miss understood this kid, he isn’t actually violent and rage filled like he saw in the forest. Yes he has great power but a reluctance to use it, the question is why? That is what he needs to find out, of course it’s not out of the goodness of his heart to help this kid, certainly not. It’s simply what he needs to convince him to join.

When it came to answering the other members of the leagues questions tokoyami didn’t hold back. They basically gave him a spiel about how they’re the same and can offer him freedom. Spinner talked about being a heteromorph, shigaraki and his “dangerous quirk”, toga and their mutual yearning to be themselves and use their quirks when they want. Twice and dabi’s discussions went a little sour but that’s not important right now. The point is tokoyami picked apart their logic with the precision of a surgeon. There are all things he has already thought about and refuted long ago when he chose the path of a hero. If anything he has made the entire league doubt their own motives in the way only a goth teenager can. This is most high stakes form of debate club he has ever been a part of but he feels like he is winning.

So when compress asks him why he holds back…he tells him. It was inevitable he would mess up eventually, he let his guard down and foolishly gave the league information about himself. About his fear of hurting people. And compress just…leaves after that. He goes to confide in the league about what he found out and one thing is abundantly clear.

Everyone in the league was telling him how to feel and act. Mr. Compress was the only one to ask him how he actually felt.

They come up with a new plan of sorts, use compress to extract information from tokoyami as a sort of therapist and way for him to vent, and compress won’t suggest any ideas of joining the league to tokoyami and inevitably breaking that “trust”. It’s like good cop bad cop but he’s the only good one and all the rest of them are layering it on thick. It’s a sneaky backhanded form of deception that suits Mr. Compress well I think.

He tries to get to know tokoyami more but toko seems to have realized his mistake and has closed himself off. Tokoyami isn’t directly aware that this is the tactic they are using but he noticed all the other members started talking about his “past quirk incidents” and knew he had told them. He isn’t going to make the same mistake twice and surely not going to “trust” Mr. Compress. They end up playing a lot of card games. Eventually they even talk about sleight of hand.

Both of them immediately mess up their plans. Tokoyami shows him some of his magic tricks. Compress demands to know where tokoyami learned such a thing and if he is a thief like him. Toko doesn’t want him to think he’s a thief so he says his uncle is a magician which is true. Compress then goes on a tangent about his tragic back story. He becomes so passionate he tries to convince toko to join the league, he didn’t realize they had so much in common!! Tokoyami says he has sympathy for those who had to steal to survive and knows the divide between the rich and poor is growing…but joining the league won’t help with that. Tokoyami reiterates that he can advocate for social reform by becoming a hero and bring change from the inside. Compress says he can become a thief and return the riches to their rightful owners. Toko says that is such a small term solution for a bigger problem and He also doesn’t want to become a thief, he has no passion for it. Mr. Compress feels a bit foolish for being told off by a kid but returns to the league with the miss match of good and bad news.

The kid knows sleight of hand and has an uncle who is a magician buuuut the plan to gain his trust seemed to have failed. Little does he know toko feels a bit better knowing compress isn’t a killer with a wild cause. He’s like Robin Hood, a harmless antihero. Tokoyami thinks he’s actually the most tolerable member of the league because of that (besides kurogiri who is a peacemaker of sorts). He’s still mad about being kidnapped though.

Dark shadow has been staying inside tokos body so they can’t talk to compress completely but…shadow is a complete kleptomaniac. If they want something they will take it without care. It’s not their fault they don’t get to have their own bank account and fumikage has to spend all their money on “necessities”. If they had the money they are sure they would use it instead of stealing…probably. But they REALLY don’t like compress. Very big grudge holder here. It kinda makes them rethink that stealing might be bad actually??? Maybe but Dark Shadow thinks they would be a very good theif. Too bad they hate being here and hate compress and dabi and being stuck in a cage restrained against their will. Yeah being a hero is way more fun getting to protect people. Mr. Compress and the whole league can shove it! Right Fumi!…right?

(I feel a bit odd about using an au for this response but there was just SO MUCH potential for tokoyami interacting with the league that just…never happened. I NEED to see what could have been between them and the kidnapping is the most logical place those interactions could have taken place. So yeah I will continue to answer league of villains interactions in this au)

[wisteria-tarot]

Hi,

Would you be able to do a reading on Joe Burrow’s future spouse and his ideal type? Like their traits and stuff.

p.s. I love your bio, it’s such a vibe 😂❤️

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition.

Joe Burrow’s future spouse?

page of wands, temperance (rx), the chariot (rx), ace of wands:

She's extroverted, loud, fun, boisterous, confident, and always looking for an adventure. She doesn't really know what patience or calm or even balance means, she can come across as very selfish only thinking of herself and her pleasures there is a lack of direction there.

What's his ideal type?

10 of wands, 2 of swords (rx), 9 of pentacles, 7 of swords:

He would like someone who is driven, someone who has goals in life and is determined to reach them. He likes independent women who are disciplined and maybe even financially stable. What I'm about to say might sound insane but he may even like someone that he got with in a sneaky/ deceptive way

[theehexgirl]

you’re so cute that i wanna sit on your face pt. ii

synopsis: somebody isn’t as innocent as they seem…

pairings: i.n x black!reader

content: oral (f.receiving), penetrative sex, handcuffs, deceptive, nipple play, dry humping, playing innocent, butt dialing, eavesdropping

link to part i

“You’re a deceptive little shit, y’know,” Chris remarked. The maknae grinned. Everyone else, except Y/N, had figured out that he already knew the meaning behind those words. He just felt like lying. Plus people already considered him to be innocent when he really wasn’t. He was just as sneaky as a fox.

“Look at the grin on this one,” Han remarked. Jeongin had invited his friends over to hang out while Y/N was out. All of them had expressed their disbelief in the fact that he had

“What are you going to do when she finds out?” Chris inquired.

“I’ve come this far. I guess I’ll let this continue a little longer,” he answered.

“How long have you two been dating again?” Seungmin asked.

“A year and a half now,” he responded.

“Wow. I’m surprised she hasn’t put two and two together,” Seungmin said.

“A year and a half of deceiving her? You’re going to be in deep shit,” Changbin told him.

“All I have to do is give her this look…” Jeongin made a very puppy-like face, “…and she’ll forgive me.”

“You’re not just deceptive. You’re also evil,” Felix laughed.

“I’m almost inclined to tell her the truth, but it’s best if she hears it from you,” Minho joined in on the laughter.

“I’ll tell her the truth tonight once I pick her up. She’s been asking me to fuck her in a car and I’ll give her what she wants,” Jeongin said.

Meanwhile, the entire time as the boys were talking, Jeongin had accidentally butt dialed Y/N. Unbeknownst to him, she heard the entire thing along with her friends.

“So what are you going to do, Y/N?” Amanda inquired.

“I’m going to get back at that little shit. Let’s go to the store real quick. I need to get something,” Y/N smirked. Her friends began laughing. Jeongin was in some deep shit and he didn’t even know it. He was going to be in for a surprise.

Later on when it was time for her to be picked up, Y/N headed outside to her boyfriend’s car. She made sure that she didn’t give away that she knew what his real personality was.

“Hey, Y/N,” he smiled, kissing her cheek. She scoffed mentally at his behavior.

“Aht aht. Don’t give me some kiddie peck,” she told him.

“Out here?” Jeongin looked around shyly, feigning innocence. It took everything in her not to laugh in his face.

“Yes,” she nodded.

“Okay,” he feigned reluctance. Y/N stood on her toes, wrapping her arms around his neck. She kissed him passionately as he wrapped his hands around her waist. Their tongues danced with each other as they kissed.

They broke apart when they needed to breathe again, “Ready to go?”

“Mhm,” he nodded. They kissed once more before getting in the car.

“Do you mind if we take a rain check on car sex? I’m a little tired today,” she said.

“Are you sure?” Jeongin asked.

“Yeah, but you better prepare yourself,” she smirked.

When they arrived in their apartment, Y/N took a shower first while Jeongin went to get a bottle of water.

After her shower, Y/N walked into the room feeling clean and moisturized.

“Shower is free,” she informed him.

“Hm? Okay,” he nodded, heading to the bathroom. Y/N smirked to herself and took the handcuffs out of the nightstand. She placed them right under her pillow, then laid down.

Jeongin emerged from the shower almost forty minutes later. She was lucky that he took long showers because she could get everything ready, which wasn’t much considering how it was just one item. The handcuffs.

As soon as he laid down, she was on top of him.

“I thought you were tired,” he said.

“Eh. I just didn’t feel like doing it in the car tonight, y’know,” she smiled.

“But we just took showers,” he remarked.

“And? We can take another,” she replied, leaning down to kiss him, effectively silencing any protests before he could voice them. Her hands slipped under his t-shirt, allowing her to run her hands on his toned stomach and chest. She really loved the feel of him underneath her hands. She could touch him endlessly.

She slipped her tongue into his mouth and at the same time brushed her thumbs over his nipples. She felt him become hard underneath her and she began to rock herself against him.

Jeongin leaned his head back and moaned as his partner ground herself against while toying with his nipples. Her hands were so soft and they felt really good. He loved it when she toyed with them.

Y/N buried her head within his neck and peppered kisses on it while tugging at his nipples.

“Y/N,” he moaned. She bit down hard on his neck and he cried out louder as she tugged his nipples again. Y/N sucked on his neck without slowing down her hips. She definitely loved it when she had him moaning like a bitch and she desired to hear more. If only he was as innocent as he portrayed himself to be, then maybe she could have had some more fun.

However, his deceptive side was very much a turn on. He used his innocent looks to his advantage and he got exactly what he wanted. She didn’t blame him for doing so. She probably would have done the same. She definitely would have done the same.

His hands moved down to her hips and he stopped her completely.

“Why did you stop?” Y/N asked, catching her breath. He didn’t say a word and pushed her underwear to the side. He inserted a finger into her slick opening eliciting a moan from her. Slowly, he pumped his fingers in and out of her as she held onto his shoulders.

“I stopped because I wanted to do this,” he answered. She arched her back and rested her head against his shoulder.

“So I guess you found out today, huh?” Jeongin asked.

“I sure did, bastard,” she responded between moans. He chuckled softly and kissed her forehead.

“I’m sad now because I can’t keep up the act anymore. It was nice seeing you get bolder and bolder with each request,” he smirked, adding another finger. The tempo of his thrusts began to pick up.

“You’re such a manipulative, little shit,” she mewled.

“Yes I am,” he whispered into her ear. He licked the outer shell of her ear causing her to shudder against him.

“This manipulative little shit is going to use those handcuffs you thought you could hide too,” he informed her.

“Oh fuck. H-how did you know about them?” Y/N asked, gripping his shoulders tighter.

“I saw them in the car, especially when you hid them in your bra,” he responded, “You’re not as sneaky as you think you are.”

Y/N had to admit that she had been outwitted by her sneaky boyfriend. It made him all the more attractive to her and it also turned her on too.

“You’re so wet that it’s sliding down my finger,” he remarked, “You’re so beautiful, baby, even when you’re attempting to try and outsmart me.”

“Jeongin,” she moaned. He silenced her cries by covering her mouth with his own. He kissed her hard as his fingers sped up. Y/N moaned into his mouth and her arms wrapped around his neck. He flattened his palm against her bottom, allowing it to smack her ass each time he thrusted. It hurt yet it felt so good and so different.

He curled his fingers slightly, causing her to raise her bottom a little. Her juices began to practically spray out of her. The sound of his fingers moving in and out of her cunt had filled the room completely. It was like music to his ears.

Jeongin began sucking on her tongue as he loved his fingers in and out at a blinding pace. Y/N could feel her orgasm approaching. She wanted so badly to voice that she was cumming, but the feeling of his lips against hers wouldn’t allow that.

Soon she came on his fingers, crying out loudly in his mouth. Y/N detached her lips from his to catch her breath as she slumped against his body.

“Come on, Y/N. You can’t tap out now,” he chuckled, kissing her cheek. He flipped them over to where he was on top of her. He quickly moved her arms over her head and handcuffed them to the headboard.

“I’ve never told you this, but these little onesies you wear are very sexy,” he remarked, sliding his hand underneath her pajamas.

“Thank you,” she smiled.

“However, they’re not so sexy now,” he said. He got off the bed and walked out of the room leaving her there as he went to search for the mystery item he needed.

When he came back, he grinned as he showed her that it was scissors.

“I hope you know that you’re buying me another,” she told him.

“I’ll buy you twenty,” he chuckled. He began to cut her onesie off her body, then discarded the scraps of fabric onto the floor.

“Are you not going to cut off my underwear?” Y/N asked.

“No. This is my favorite pair,” he answered, placing the scissors onto the nightstand. He hooked his fingers into the waistband of her latch underwear, sliding it down. He was met with a little resistance, but he managed to take them off. He pressed the crotch of the lacy garment to his nose, inhaling the scent with closed eyes.

“Somebody’s a pervert,” she said in a sing-song type of voice.

“Indeed I am,” he smiled, sliding down her body until he was face to face with her wet pussy. He placed his hands under her knees and spread her legs wide. He moved closer to her sex, inhaling the scent in the same manner as her panties.

“You’re like a puppy just sniffing around,” she bit her lip.

“And this puppy is ready to please his owner,” he grinned. He lowered his head to her pussy and began going to work.

“Oh yes! Please make me cum!” Y/N cried out, throwing her head back against the pillows. The sounds coming from him as he ate her pussy were so lewd, so raunchy that she was feeling even more desire for him.

She arched her back off the bed as soon as he began sucking on her sensitive clit. The two adults both knew that he had her right where he wanted her. He was in control, not her. He proved it from the way he just manhandled her any time, any place.

Feeling as if his mouth wasn’t enough, he slid two fingers inside of her warm hole again and began thrusting them in and out of her. She gripped the cuffs wrapped around her wrists and closed her legs around his head, but he spread them wide as he continued his ministrations.

“Jeongin,” she moaned.

“That’s right. Moan my name,” he encouraged, thrusting at a blinding speed. He put his mouth back on her pussy. He moaned as he savored the taste of her delectable snatch that he feasted on like a starving man. The vibrations from his moans went straight to her clit and it was driving her crazy as her toes curled.

“Jeongin,” she cried out, splashing his face. Y/N collapsed onto the bed, attempting to catch her breath. Jeongin trailed his lips up to her lips, allowing her to taste herself on his tongue. He moved away to take off his shirt and his underwear followed.

With his cock in hand, he slowly rubbed it up and down against her clit. Slowly, his cock slid inside of her. She moaned softly at the feeling of him stretching her as her fingers tightly clutched the cuffs. Her walls enveloped his cock in a warm embrace that made him feel like he could bust quick.

He paused inside of her for a moment before moving. His pace was slow and rhythmic as he glided his cock in and out of her. It felt so good for him to be inside of her raw, even though there was the threat of a nine month surprise and they would deal with that bridge.

“Looking at you all tied up is making me excited. We should do this more often,” he smiled. Y/N moaned as her back arched off the bed.

“And to think I would have been in this position. You need to be a little quicker and smarter than that,” he teased as his pace became slow and harsh with each thrust he gave her and they touched her g-spot each time. He watched hungrily as her large breasts moved up and down each time he thrusted in and out of her. He was in a trance from watching them move and jiggle.

The way her pussy was clenching around his cock was driving him crazy. At first, he didn't think she was doing it on purpose, but the more he kept pumping into her, the more she would clench. It felt so damn good to feel them clamp down on him. He raised one of her legs and allowed it to rest upon his shoulder. This position allowed him to thrust deeper and to hit just the right spot inside of her.

“Jeongin,” she cried out.

“It feels so good inside of you,” he moaned, holding onto her raised leg. He placed a kiss and nibbled on her calf. The sound of skin slapping had completely filled the room.

Y/N was beginning to detest the fact that he had her handcuffed to the headboard because she wanted so desperately to touch him. It was complete and utter torture just to lay here without touching him.

“Jeongin, let me touch you,” Y/N begged.

“How about no?” Jeongin questioned, leaning forward pushing her leg closer to her body. The deeper he went, the louder she became. He loved it so much.

“Jeongin, I’m—“

He pulled out abruptly and turned her onto her stomach causing her arms to cross. He raised her bottom and planted one of his feet onto the bed. He plunged inside of her and began pounding her. Her round bottom jiggled with each thrust and he loved to watch his cock glide in and out of her body. He almost wished he could film this moment, but she might kill him if she did. Or maybe she’d like it.

Soon, the couple came together and they moaned together. Slowly, he pulled out of her as a mix of their juices leaked out of her. He kissed her cheek softly, then slowly slid out of her. He reached over to the nightstand and unlocked the cuffs. Y/N rubbed her wrists to soothe pain from being handcuffed for so long.

“Maybe next time you can get me,” he said, kissing her cheek again.

“Maybe? I’m definitely getting you back, you little shit,” she answered.