#he's from Texas

[nepotisim]

Wylie "Coyote" Torres Seed

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[lovelessdagger]

someone institutionalize me before I write a Joel Miller x OC fic PLEASE

[tainbocuailnge]

erenville is so funny to me. everything about his backstory wants him to be a protagonist but he's so effortlessly normal that it just never happens. he worked for the secret government space-ark of noah project. he's childhood friends with the princess of unified continental america. his mother was essentially one of the american warriors of light and told him to find the legendary golden city that nobody ever returns from. his hometown got swallowed by the tokusatsu dimension and that same mother died as part of an underground resistance movement in the tokusatsu dimension but persists as a cyberghost. erenville is normal though. he's a guy with a job and he never learned how to fight. his special skill is being a completely regular wildlife expert and he is far too employed for any of this high stakes sweeping epic business.

[centrally-unplanned]

Median voter save me median voter pls

[fischiee]

the best part of rvb is when they refer to tex by he/him pronouns for like 2 episodes and church just rolls with it

[rwrbsource]

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek: Day 5 | Fashion ↳ Henry in Casual Clothes

[allamericanb-tch]

if the marauders were american barty would be from texas

[goldrushenthusiast]

shut up everyone because 4 year old Will probably wore cowboy boots.

[worrygutz]

This post of Ed Neal talking about filming the TCM dinner scene with Marilyn Burns:(

[thegoldenappleofdiscord]

every time i see a “will solace would use guns, he’s TEXAN” post i just automatically assume the post author a) doesn’t live in america or b) isn’t texan, because will solace would hate guns BECAUSE he’s from texas…and just in general?

[almondcroissantsandink]

the best husband to ever step foot in dulvey, louisiana 

(details under the cut)

[gooopy]

Sorry i need engineer and pyro to make out sloppy. I dont even ship them especially but i know engineer thinks the lack of recognizable humanity in the mask is awesome. I know he is. And pyro wpuld be staring scary style and its awesome and engineers slobbering all over that respirator babyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its gross and weird and their goggles keeo bumping but its awesome and gross and sloppy and pyros breathing heavy and laboured and grabbing him and all engie can think about is how the breaths feel like the bellows of a great machine and it makes him even crazier. Guys do you understand me. Can we get texas toast weirder. Actually all engie ships weirder please please please im on my hands and knees

[medicate-myself-with-monster]

[justaz]

Keith “He’ll tell me his name when he’s ready” Kogane vs Lance “You can’t keep calling him ‘Wolf’ otherwise that will be his name” McClain FIGHT

(Lance has a realization while lying in bed that Keith’s dad, Kai, Keith’s mom, Krolia, and Keith, Keith, all have names that start with k. He decides that the space wolf, the wolf from space, the wolf that fell from the cosmos, should follow the same family tradition they have going on. He settles on the name Kosmo. Keith thinks its dumb. Lance doesn’t care. Kosmo is already responding to the name. The rest of the team call the space wolf Kosmo. Keith is seething.)

(When they get to earth, Lance snatches Keith’s garrison paperwork and jots down the name ‘Kosmo’ for the wolf so in the eyes of the government, the wolf’s name is Kosmo. Keith threatens to feed Lance to Wolf. Both Lance and Keith know that Kosmo adores Lance. Keith is also annoyed by this.)

(After they get together and move down to Texas, they have to take Kosmo to the vet and Lance insists on doing it. Keith doesn’t understand why until he sees the paperwork on the counter later that day that shows the wolf’s name as Kosmo. Keith is grumpy. Lance uses his new tactic and kisses the scowl off Keith’s face. Keith is less annoyed.)

[klanced]

[12yo keith is standing in a walmart parking lot holding a rainbow colored balloon and other miscellaneous items]

shiro: wha- is that keith? what is he doing?

adam, deathly serious: takashi he worked super hard on this. so please just play along

shiro: what is ‘this’ supposed to be?

adam: (shhh! he’s coming over here!)

[keith nervously approaches shiro and adam]

keith: ummm... hi shiro

shiro: hi keith :)

keith: happy gay month cuz you know. you’re gay and stuff.

shiro: .. okay. thank you?

[keith hands over the balloon]

keith: i got you this gay balloon cause it’s got all the colors of the rainbow. because it’s gay 

shiro: okay-

[keith starts handing over the other things in his hands]

keith: and i got you skittles because they also have a rainbow on them-

shiro: okay-

keith: and i got you this cookie cake, it says, um

keith: [mumble singing] ‘beee who you areee with yourrr.. priiiide’

shiro: this is for-- pride month-- why did you do this, why are you doing this?

adam: (BE. NICE.)

keith: .. because you’re gay!

shiro: .. okay.

shiro: wow, thank you keith, this is really nice! i’m sorry i didn’t get you anything :(

keith: why would you get me something for pride month?

shiro:

adam:

keith: ?

shiro: keith, this is so thoughtful, thank you! :)

keith: :D

[goryhorroor]

day 22 of horror: tobe hooper