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#he's so human...
brown-little-robin · 1 year
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gesticulates wildly
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 days
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Expertise can't help you here.
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roninkairi · 1 year
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
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wasabi-gumdrop · 7 days
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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noknowshame · 1 year
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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callisteios · 8 months
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
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notherpuppet · 3 months
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“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath.”
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ceniwen · 4 months
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zhongli please stop cosplaying as a human your adeptus has social anxiety and can't cope
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beebeedibapbeediboop · 8 months
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The forest king and the postwoman
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bluegiragi · 16 days
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he keeps his promises.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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stilitrash · 8 months
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The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed
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majunju · 18 days
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"girlfriend" (more ab rielle here)
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hamletthedane · 11 months
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my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”
So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.
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martyrbat · 20 days
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i think duke thomas can look up at the eclipse and be fine actually
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girberta · 21 days
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GIVE ME MORE FAE'S TWST AHHHHH
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frownyalfred · 1 month
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“oh I’m 100% human” says the Batkid who’s been inoculated against 76 different kinds of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, has built up immunity to almost anything Poison Ivy has created, routinely goes diving into the Gotham harbor on patrol, has been blessed/cursed by a variety of deities (depending on the kid), frequently picks up random/temporary powers from various missions, and operates at beyond peak human capabilities in combat, athleticism, and intelligence.
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