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jangmi-latte · 1 year ago

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puberty did malleus so damn good like can you believe this handsome young prince:

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...used to be this:

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #diasomnia #malleus draconia #hee...😭😭😭😭😭#I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS I SHOULD ME BAWLING MY EYES OUT BY NOW #he's so...lizard #BWJFBAKNFKANFJAHFLAJKAJFKSJEJR #mal's baby picture reveal #when they say newborns look ugly then we have malleus #when i saw him i yelled “oh he's so cute” then stared at him for another 3 mins and went “what is that.'

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swan2swan · 10 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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kaiju-krew · 1 year ago

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big grumpass cat

#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT #yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy #gxk #godzilla #mothra #kong #shimo #mothzilla #mosugoji #my art

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wickedsmille · 5 months ago

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Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-

Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!

#Tim #doing a lizard blink and looking like he's rehearsing for the Night of the Living Dead remake: Jason under investigation!#Jason #judging his life choices: Because he's a fully functioning adult adjacent that can't watch his caffeine intake #tim drake #jason todd #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dc #incorrect batfamily quotes #then tim accuses jason of being a hallucination and passes out on the keyboard so his report reads jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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sparrowlucero · 6 months ago

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dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.

#i know people will read this and think i'm saying the show should look stupid #i'm actually saying 'why are doctor who fans so rejecting of the idea that you can make an alien with a beak look good in a dramatic contex #and why do so many of them think the audience are incapable of feeling empathy towards a lizard #when the show so often asks you to read emotion into a puppet as simple and inhuman as a dalek #also a lot of people comparing making it human to shape of water #come on #he was not passing the harkness test and he still won the oscar #talking tag

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localceilingdevil · 3 months ago

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precipitation planet or whatever i dont play rat game

yay my two favorite lizards :) before you ask yes I'm making the rest. patience friends

#fun fact a little while back i made a HUGE 5' long cyan lizard plushy of my pet cyan in my spearmaster campaigj named Sprite #he's on my bed 24/7 #love sprite #tempted to make one for a yellow lizard too but the amount of time it takes plus the stuffing is ridiculous #I'd post Sprite here if not for the fact that I'm horrible at posing things to appear flattering so #you'll just have to believe that i made a 5' long 6-8 inch wide cyan lizard plushy in the span of a week #:p #rainworld #rain world #art #doodles #rw cyan #rw cyan lizard #rw yellow lizard #rw yellow

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coffit0 · 20 days ago

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SMilk is like a weird lizard that needs heat to keep on living...PV is like the Sun... much to think about...

#pv would love SMilk if he was a lizard btw. if anyone cares..#pureshadow #shadowvanilla #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #artfitto #forgor my signature so to keep it safe I'll have to post it with the crunchiest quality. sorgy u.u #la camisa d SM dice 'alguien que me quiere mucho me trajo esta playera del Reino de Vainilla Pura' jijiji 🤭

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muffinrag · 4 months ago

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yknow I saw that gifset of Garak's actor before I ever started watching star trek - you know the one, the interview gifset - so I knew going in that there was going to be gay subtext. but holy shit, you guys. Garak doesn't just wanna fuck Bashir. that man is a whole entire homosexual. that man is a queen. or like. a princess at minimum. the actor put his whole pussy into being a gay lizard and he's going to heaven for it

#every time he speaks im like oh my god. get this homosexual OUT of here.#im kidding give me a seven season romcom that parallels ds9 and is just about garak's wacky adventures as he tries to sleep with julian #hes a tailor he's a spy he's a lizard he's gay #i want him carnally but he doesnt want me. because he's gay #barking #star trek #garak #love that his name is elim btw.#like elimination. lol.#he's killed so many people

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raphaerolo · 3 months ago

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@codywanfirstkissbingo : Sleight of tongue

I wasn't super duper focused on the prompt - I mainly just wanted an excuse to draw wlw codywan. theyre pretty.

Bingo card under the cut

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deadmaidclub · 9 months ago

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your local tailor, plain simple garak

#deadmaidart #star trek #star trek ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #i love garak and all 2 of the episodes hes been in so far #i love a lizard whose hobby is being vague and homosexual

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scribz-ag24 · 5 months ago

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i had this chatot idea for weeks now, i really like to make use of his ability to perfectly mimic any voice. perfect way to toy around with dusknoir and make him realize hes already learned what feelings are

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#pmd2 #my art #dusknoir #chatot #pmd dusknoir #actaeonshipping #duskvyle #boy itd be a shame if they used dusknoir's wittle crush against him #hes so stupidly in love with the lizard its not even funny hes so lucky people dont know about the 'did my life shine' thing #pmd chatot

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tk-duveraun · 8 months ago

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SY transmigrates but the system tells him he's going into SQQ and he gives that a hard pass, so it drops him in the body of a little demonic lizard in the Endless Abyss and then says "well since you right want to participate, you're on your own" and leaves him.

Which, rude.

So SY is an Abyssal Lava Gecko. They live in lava floes and nest in caves made by air bubbles forming in the lava and then cooling enough to solidify into walls. They don't need to eat, they photosynthesize off of the intense heat, but if they do eat, they produce venom powerful enough to paralyze a heavenly demon.

They're also all of 4 inches long.

Nevertheless, SY starts cultivating furiously so that wren LBH gets dropped in the Abyss, he's powerful enough to survive outside of the lava without starving or getting eaten himself.

He succeeds.

Sort of.

He finds the crater from LBH falling in, conveniently for him, it's next to a river of lava. This is less convenient for LBH who is unconscious and getting crispy.

As a lizard, he licks LBH's face to wake him up. He doesn't wake LBH up, but ingesting HD blood pushes him past his cultivation bottleneck!

Yes!

He transforms into a human!

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He's only 4 inches tall.

#svsss #bingyuan #he proceeds to yell and smack lbh on the nose until he wakes up #then sy appoints himself as an abyssal tour guide #lbh doesn't trust this creature #but he could also swallow him whole so he's not too intimidated #lbh starts coming around when sy as a lizard paralyzes a beast trying to kill him #and his advice IS always spot on #by the mid point sy is riding on lbh's shoulder to give him advice (and so much praise. sy has no idea he's saying that out loud)

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romancantthinkofausername · 11 months ago

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