#hes a trucker

[rupertholmes]

dadtimus prime

[frecklenog]

he’s wearing two hats at once. let’s discuss that

[aphelionwrotes11]

how about giving trucker!simon some really chonky babies ?? >:3

Omg.. you already knooiooowwww

As soon as you get pregnant he’s by your side 24/7!! You literally aren’t allowed to lift a thing, he cooks, cleans, everything. Hell he’s even on his knees in the shower, pressing kisses to your belly as he washes you legs with a rag :,))

The pregnancy was HARD. You weren’t even aware babies could be this big; that is until you were nearly split in half during labor 😮‍💨

But gosh, now you’ve got a chunky, sweet baby with the cutest face and beautiful brown eyes paired with a behemoth of a man who is probably one of the best fathers you’ve ever seen.

This dude will literally wake up in the middle of the night to quiet the baby. In fact he prefers it, always shushes you and tells you to go back to sleep. Don’t worry at all beautiful, he’s got it.

Will sit in the pretty pink rocking chair with that chonky baby lying in his broad chest. Will hum some lullabies if the baby doesn’t settle 😢😢

Some mornings you wake up to find your husbands side of the bed empty, and as you wonder around the house hoping to find him, your search will stop in the doorway of the nursery.

It’s a sight to see, Simon snoring softly with that bundle of sweetness nestled into the crook of his arm, wide awake and gazing up at their daddie’s face :’)

And of course he’s insistent on having some more of those chunky little angels, says he wants more pieces of you in this world. And boy does he follow through, have fun being pregnant again 😭

[junebugdunes]

Ok so I was thinking today about how Olimar & Louie are basically just space truckers, and for some reason I thought that was absolutely hilarious so take some concept art

here's the text if my handwriting isn't readable:

Louie: "I heard there's a good burrito place on Karut!"

Olimar: "We have a tight deadline, Louie. We don't have time to stop."

[kathaynesart]

What’s the whole idea behind the Farmer Leo AU? What’s the in-universe backstory? Very curious

Haha I'll be honest I have no lore for Cowboy/Farmer Leo. He's just a simple guy rustling up some cattle.

Now if you wanna talk about TRUCKER Leo, I have a whole headcanon lore about this bad boy (originally created by @giantrobotslug)! I'll get a Trucker trend going yet, haha!

He's just so silly, how could I not hyper-fixate?

[harbingersecho]

florida man

[cyberdbirdpersonsblog]

Eric and Jack enjoying their honeymoon back in 2007 🤭💕

[odinsblog]

33-year-old Trevor W. Branham has been charged for the crash.

Branham's Chevrolet truck can be seen speeding and swerving before weaving out of the way to avoid a stalled car in the right lane.

He then struck a Sysco semi tractor-trailer driven by 26-year-old Sydney Thomas, sending her over the edge and hanging over the river.

Branham was charged with 4 counts of wanton endangerment and 1 count of operating on a suspended license.

He pleaded not guilty to the charges and is now in a wheelchair because of the crash. (source)

[sweet-as-petrichor]

Okay, this is a ramble, but hear me out.

I've never been a Supes girl - the goody two shoes attitude was always off putting for me. My foray into DC was mostly restricted to Christian Bale's Batman and the occasional glimpses of Wonder Woman.

But then I watched Justice League and I was like - oh, the angsty superbat fanfiction potential is strong in this one.

Then I read all the superbat fanfiction I could find, and I started appreciating Superman in a vague, he's good to associate with Batman kind of way.

Today, I finally watched Man of Steel ( I know, I'm late) and oh boy, oh boy. I get it.

Henry Cavill' Superman. He's just a man and he is so much more. The simmering rage, the barely restrained violence writ in every line of his body. The clench of his jaw and the constant spark of defiance and power in his eyes. The way he holds himself with the ease of a man who knows he's the most powerful guy in the room.

And at the heart of it all, he's still a good man. More human than most people he shares the earth with. Ready to lay his life on the line, but he'll be damned if anyone tries to tell him what to do.

I can see injustice happening. All it would take to set this Superman off is one wrong move, and all his carefully maintained control would just snap. A slow smirk, the casual tilt of his neck and a flash of those pure blue eyes would be the last thing this world would see before it all turned red.

[koskela-knights]

Ilmo Profiling

[robinhuntr]

I know he fucks with Creed HEAVILY

[rillette]

If Charlie Vicker were to come back into mainstream GL comics how would you want him to be characterized?

CHARLIE THE WORLDS BIGGEST CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE NASTY JEALOUS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need him to suck so soso bad. torn between charlie better person redemption arc vs being alone at the fuck end of the universe makes u crazy insane. guy who's mad about being in the middle of nowhere forgotten by everyone but doesnt reach out to other people bc he wants them to come to him first, driving himself further and further into isolation from his peers. he reads into every normal conversation wayyy more than is healthy. dissecting every word or expression for imaginary contempt or insult. hes the twitter user that sees your simple sentence and comes up with a whole new one. HUGEEEEEE inferiority complex + massive guilt complex because he got his brother killed. trapped unwillingly in the role of space wile e coyote. top ten guys that should never be left alone with themselves. he needs external validation to survive but he doesn't trust it when he gets it. i think he would fucking mald over nobody remembering his stupid ass. i am so normal about him

[darlingshane]

JB hanging out in a bar in Iowa.

[terraco-07]

I still make BG3 shitposts from time to time

[sketchupnfries]

Felt like doing some drawings of my Starfield spacefarer, Ned since I recently started playing Starfield the other and am having a fun time. I think this is the third videogame RPG I've used Ned, with his hair going from dirty blonde (with a goatee), to green and blue hair, to now fire orange and red.

[fuckthemforthis]

I don't know guys... having spent over 3 years in the company of young Balkan truck drivers, seeing Bojan behind a bus wheel just clicked in my head because he fits the image I have so much haha

Like if music fails, sociology fails and getting married fails... I can see him drive long hours, be exhausted, annoyed, make dumb jokes and live off sandwiches, coffee and cigarettes (hope he never does tho)