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mrmeepsmadmind · 4 months ago

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I SEE THE HOT SHOT SMASH OR PASS VOTING POLL IS OUT AND ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS THREAD KNOWN FOR WHY U SHOULD VOTE SMASH. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT ASS LEMON. AND HE IS. BUT HES MY FAT ASS LEMON AND I LOVE HIM.

thunder thighs barreling thru, excuse me !!!!

NOT ONLY IS HE THICK... BUT HE IS ALSO.. A COOL LAME YOUNG SINGLE MOTHER WHO KEEPS FALLING FOR DOOMED YAOI RELATIONSHIPS (WHEELJACK, SIDEWAYS, BLURR WHO DUMPED HIM WITH A N OTHER ANNOYING CHILD bcs he knew hot shot's maternal instincts were gonna fall for it anyway, STARSCREAM.. )

okay but the Bunda is also quite buoyant

hes just full of curves like ????

IT'S LIKE A HEART SHAPE LIKE ???? also his chest?? The chassis is??? Like... he's so cute..

dramatic ass

I LOVEEEEE SHORT GUYSSSSSS

blurr in the back doing fuck all, fking dead beat LOL

running away from his embarrassing dad. can u pls not combine and have weird gay interface in front of my friends. Bye.

angry ugly hamster

#I LOVE HOT SHOT #i almost said i love hamster #i do love hamsters #anyways PLEASEEEE WATCH ARMADA #OR JUST VOTE FOR THE BADDIE WHEN U SEE HIM LIKE #HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG AND I LOVE HIM #I LOVE THIS UNRESOLVED ANGER ISSUES FORCED TO BE A MOTHER MAN #ALL HIS RELATIONSHIPS END HORRIBLY IT'S SO FUNNY #FAIL WOMAN #hot shot u are too cute for this....#he WOULD fall in love just as badly as bee did for breakdown #imagine hot shot tfa x blitxwing tfa lmfao imagine if he didnt get replaced #ugh why cpuldbt we have had BOF bumble and hot shot..#they hate to see bad bee yellow bitches winning #transformers #transformers armada #hot shot #my beautiful easily irritable wife who i draw with braces and a big yellow scarf with flames on the end bcs i do what i want #vote if u think..#tf armada #wish i was here to help demolishers campaign but at least he won in the end with his big ass bewbs and hips i love him #hes so stupid..

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thephantomsdream · 2 months ago

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Soap: What did you do on break, Lt?

Ghost: Rode my bike and slept in an alleyway behind a bar.

Gaz: Checks out... (leaves the room)

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Want to know what I really did?

Soap: (immediately interested)

Soap: Yeah!

Ghost: (pulls out his phone)

Ghost: (shows picture of him having someone cuddled up next to him, both under a blanket, two switches in hand, both on the Stardew Valley logo screen)

Soap: (his smile falls immediately)

Soap: Wh—

Ghost: I played Stardew Valley with the missus.

Soap: The mi—?!

Ghost: Planted crops, went to the mines...

Ghost: (swipes through more pictures of them playing)

Soap: (stunned silence)

Ghost: Upgraded the house for the missus, made some town friends... (screenshots of more gameplay)

Soap: Wait—

Ghost: Even fishing. (shows a picture of him catching a legendary fish)

Ghost: The missus doesn't like fishing. (clicks his tongue) Caught them all though. (nods to himself)

Ghost: (smirks) Want to know why I'm telling you this?

Soap: (still stunned, but nods)

Ghost: Because nobody will believe you.

Ghost: (starts deleting all pictures in front of Soap)

Soap: (pained gasp)

Soap: Ye monster.

#cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #cod scenarios #cod incorrect quotes #vague recollection of that b99 quote #don't worry he had all the pictures saved elsewhere #tell me that man isn't speedrunning the skull cavern #and when he gets the skull mask HE'S SO INTI IT #i know it's stupid but i love it

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

#megatron #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #transformers one #transformers #divorced megop and their weird son's unerving coping mechanisms #every time megatron tries to get bee to do evil plots with him bee starts talking to trash optimus for advice #it freaks megatron out so much he just stopped being evil around bee #okay fine whatever we will play strat ball ok #LOOOL #characters can be stupid and in unrealistic scenarios if its funny...#i dont make fanart just to redraw 1 to 1 scenes from the movie..#i like to play and have fun

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demi-pixellated · 3 months ago

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a silly addition

#Sonic #Sonadow #Sonic the Hedgehog #Shadow the Hedgehog #Jet the Hawk #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #jet. bro calm down he was just flirting #you don't want sonic to flirt with you do you haha... unless...#undecided for both of these sets if sonic and shadow are an item or not and honestly whatever is funnier to you #viewer's choice :D #this is all incredibly stupid and i wouldn't have it any other way #not depicted omochao on the jumbotron with the 'Aw and he was doin so well too!'

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albinogel · 5 months ago

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#how many times did victor grab jayce by the neck?....#we all know that he just likes it #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor #arcane #viktor arcane #league of legends #albinogel art #also they are so stupid and funny i cant :D

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dimeadozencows · 3 months ago

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#Undertale #utdr #papyrus #gaster #dadster #my art #cw unfunny joke #my drawing program crashed twice while drawing these god herself wanted this gone #i missed drawing papyrus & dadster sillies sm #i love drawing teen papyrus my design for him is adorable. why does he even need braces #edit why are so many people trying to solve the crossword i was the one who put it together and im stupid #obviously its impossible i can't do shit

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froggieetmblr · 2 years ago

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Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

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collaredkittyboy · 1 year ago

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#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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First meeting

#stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #sonic movie universe #i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically #white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red #also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here #it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all #he's just pleased that he got one #everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have #and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative #HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew #but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary #and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant #ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common #Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik #then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is #you get the point #i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point #oh well #oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well #that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows

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strawberricakeandpie · 1 year ago

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Laios faces greatest hits

#he’s so stupid I adore him #I swear every chapter gives us a new beautiful stupid Laios face to gaze upon #laios touden #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #marcille donato #shuro dungeon meshi

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

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stargirl230 · 3 months ago

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ghost of you

super quick Sua screencap redraw to celebrate the new video release - no I was not expecting it to be Like That and yes I was devastated

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #alien stage #mizisua #alnst #alnst sua #why is the acronym so hard to type correctly #drawing doomed yuri on valentines day </3 #was not planning to make alnst fanart but i was contemplating violence and that reminded me of the show #long story short 3/4 of a class i'm in failed an exam #and the prof refuses to acknowledge that maybe he needs to revise his teaching methods #instead of blaming all of us for being stupid #anyway this isnt about him #i saw someone call sua the dead wife and wow so true #flashback queen #hyuna was actually my fave...time to pick a new one i guess!#now that im putting the art and the ref side by side i can see a billion mistakes #i will say the warmer tones + sua smiling more is on purpose tho #call it mizi vision with those rose tinted glasses #u ever think about how the ppl you love can haunt you #there have been so many times i thought a stranger was someone i knew bc i recognized their hair or clothes or the way they laugh #(yes lord huron is stuck in my head rn)

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eggonthemoon · 3 months ago

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"Look at this idiot lmao doesn't he know he's still on stage? Why is he going to her, does he want to die? lololol"

"PFFFT- Couldn't be me LMAO"

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"MY WIFE!! MY WIFE!!! HYUNA MY WIFEY I'VE MISSED YOU-"

#alnst #alien stage #alnst wiege #alnst spoilers #alnst luka #alnst hyuna #hyuluka #alnst meme #He is so stupid LMFAO #Couldn't be me fr lol #*alien stage_official posts anything about till*#....#TILL IS ALIVE?? TILL IS ALIVE!!!

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months ago

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put em up!

#bumblebee #b 127 #optimus prime #elita one #transformers one #transformers #maccadam #hes puppy ears...#BAH! fools they r antennae #bumblebee and his stupid dad that loves him so much

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mecromenc · 1 month ago

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I want to squish him ouh...

#house md #housemd #james wilson #oughhhhhh #he's so stupid

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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago

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Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

#jason finds out about this and decides that the best way to mess w bruce is to speak to all their old friends this way and gaslight bruce #like he meets with selina and selina randomly sends bruce her selfie w jason that says YOU FUCKER SHOULD'VE TOLD ME SON IS BACK??#then gordon randomly tells batman that oh wow glad the kid is back btw he send me cards very cute of him #then riddler drops a bunch of riddles about second robin being back on his head #oswald calls begging to get his stupid son out of his tail #bruce returns home and jason is just here... drinking tea with alfred and helping tim with homework #bruce corners jason and jason goes like hey wtf i send you email that i am back you ignored me???#(he didn't. but bruce doesn't check his email so he can't say that for sure SO HE APOLOGISES)#dcu comics #jason todd #red hood #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #harvey dent #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth

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