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sergaz · 1 year
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A little hex driver prop.
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Same driver, just adjusted for it's destination.
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The bottle also found it's resting place.
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Still, a lot of work ahead, but:
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capndragn94 · 2 months
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Entrapta: Oh no! I dropped the six-sided hex driver. Let me just bend down and pick it up.
Hordak: Would it not be easier to just pick it up with your hair?
Entrapta: ...
*pulls out recorder*
Entrapta: This scenario has failed to get Hordak to look at my butt. I'll have to try one of the other 236 scenarios I have planned.
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endlessmazin · 1 year
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Compressed Motherboard // processed with {Hex{Impact{Driver
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sometipsygnostalgic · 2 years
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I think it would be really funny if Catra knew what a Steamdeck was but not what a Switch was. 
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Entrapta is more than willing to explain. 
BONUS: I was feeling silly and was encouraged by a devious force  to draw everyone’s reactions to catra and entrapta cuddling.
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tendercoretroglodyke · 5 months
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did not get any helpful results with this search if you can believe it
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hex-fox · 10 months
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I PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST!!!!!!
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ugh. might have to wait for replacement ball hex drivers to arrive tomorrow. this thing is so stiff
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scarlettcryptid · 3 months
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need bnha town to change the criteria of the hero billboard chart so it doesn't feel like a popularity contest
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marxistmiku · 1 year
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knightwhoisni · 2 months
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hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.
the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What
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folkloresthings · 11 months
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❛ HEAVEN KNOWS ❜ ❨ lando norris x singer!reader ❩
📻 track one: the good witch — prologue.
in which the they were the perfect couple, until they weren’t. or in which we take a look back into what made heaven itself fall apart.
. . . DECEMBER 2022
INSTAGRAM. december sixteenth.
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f1news after three and a half years together, lando norris has split from girlfriend and singer, y/n y/l/n. the mclaren driver posted an instagram story yesterday announcing the breakup and asking for privacy for both himself and y/n. the couple were a fan favourite in the paddock and the sudden split has shocked many. y/n has not commented on the situation yet.
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paddockbabes not the parents 💔💔💔
y/nupdates i refuse to believe this is real
landosworldchamp i just woke up and this is the first thing i see??? what the hell happened
signedupforthis they were literally so happy together i was waiting for the engagement announcement not THIS
⤷ notrealy/n it’s so out of the blue 😭
. . . SEPTEMBER 2023.
INSTAGRAM. september nineteenth.
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yourusername it’s armageddon babe
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lilymhe beautiful girl 🤍🤍🤍
⤷ yourusername missing you
alexalbon coming back to london just to see u
⤷ yourusername you’re both welcome any time!!!
user mother is alive!!! we’ve missed you
francisca.cgomes you’re glowing ! can’t wait to see what you’ve been working on
⤷ yourusername you’ll get all of the voice memos first
user omg six month hiatus does this mean new music??
INSTAGRAM. september twenty—fifth.
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yourusername so happy to let you all know that my sophomore album, the good witch, is out october 28th. i spent the last six months in the studio, pouring my heart into these songs and healing in the process, and now i get to share them with you. these songs are my own spells, manifesting and cursing and hexing. this album my good, my bad and my ugly. it is the truest reflection of the last year of my life. i’ll be revealing a little about each song in the run up to the release and i hope you all love it as much as i do. the good witch era begins 🧙‍♀️🔮🪄
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user AH!!!
carmenmmundt so excited!!!!
sabrinacarpenter she IS the moment
user october 28th??? isn’t that when lando and her met??
⤷ user yes!! at lewis’ halloween party 😭
charlottesiine the people are not ready for this masterpiece
⤷ yourusername thank you for letting me trust you with the first listen 🫶
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writers note: eeeek it took a while but the first chapter is here!! i’m so excited for this series. this is just a little starter/prologue to get an idea for what’s to come & the rest of the chapters will go into the flashbacks & feature lando a little more 🤍🔮🪄
tag list: @racingheartsworld @cha-hot @celestialams
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aesethewitch · 1 month
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An incomplete list of ways I've had spells go wrong in my time of doing witchery:
Hex bounced back on me unexpectedly and made my car break down (was unprepared, didn't realize the target had started learning magic and was anticipating the hex, lol)
Money spell for me got a friend two raises and a job offer, did nothing for me
Spell over a friendly meal caused the entire friend group to implode shortly thereafter ("true colors" being revealed via honest-conversation-spell type of deal)
Motivation spell gave me insomnia (I did get a lot done, though, so)
Tons of energy put into a spell only for it to do absolutely nothing
Spell to help me/my car escape the notice of notorious road-ragers made it so that a friend of mine couldn't find my car for 45 minutes in a crowded parking lot (later realized that they're exactly the type of driver I intended to target with the spell, lmfao)
"Gender me correctly" type spell accidentally outed me to people I didn't intend to tell yet
... And the list goes on. lmao.
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cybunii · 9 months
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BAD ROMANCE
a/n: i have no idea how this took so long but im so glad i finished it >< hope the last bit (smut) is good, i rushed it </3
pairing: Leon Kennedy x F! Reader
cw: age difference, fingering, p in v, some mention of nicknames, porn with plot, kinda late christmas? could be any leon but i thought of di leon ヾ(•ω•`)
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It was getting close to Christmas time, and your family’s annual party was just around the corner, in only a few days.  
Decorating was your favorite part, making sure each table was perfect, stringing lights up, and color-matching flowers down to the hex code. 
You weren’t a big fan of the people, making the same basic conversation repeatedly. Politeness was handed out to every person there, never to see them again until the next year. 
You had finished everything else, now making the personalized greeting cards. It was a nice way to see who was coming. 
Being so close to Christmas, it was nice to destress. All the last-minute essays and tests practically drove you crazy. 
You recognized a few names, adding a little more detail to them.
You came across a blank one you haven’t started on yet, the name card reading ‘Leon S Kennedy’. 
You can’t remember the last time you saw him. Being busy at college and him coming over randomly made it hard to interact at all, your dad texting you during class that he showed up. You didn’t understand why he pushed it so hard. 
Sure, he may be a good guy, but the age gap made conversations awkward. You enjoyed talking, but there was nothing in common. 
“A stern intimidating government agent and a cute college girl.”
You giggle at the thought, that sentence sounding like a bad porno. 
You continue working on the card, trying to personalize it like you had done with the others. 
A quick walk around the place and you nod to yourself, finally done with everything. 
Now to wait until the boring party, what could go wrong?
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The days leading up to the event came and went, and the stressful day is now upon you.
You laid an outfit out the night before, almost going through every article of clothing you owned before finding the perfect outfit. 
You spun around in the mirror, checking every angle before walking out of your room and into the kitchen. 
Your mom and dad were in a heated conversation, arguing about rides and whatnot. 
You gave them a weird look and cleared your throat, making them both look at you in what looked like surprise, shock and worry. “Oh- Hey hun” Your dad stuttered out, quickly hugging you. An obvious distraction from the conversation they were just having. You stand back and cross your arms, giving him a knowing look. 
He huffs, walking over and standing beside your mom, nudging her with his elbow. She rolls her eyes and steps forward, taking your hand and sitting you down at the kitchen table. “I'm assuming you heard a good bit of that, so I'll be completely honest with you.” She sighed, her stern eyes quickly glaring at your dad. “Somebody- I wont say who. Offered to pick a few people up, so you'll have to ride with…someone else”
You give her a puzzled look, scrunching your face up. “Okay..? I can just drive there-”
“We already told someone you'd ride with them” Your dad interrupts, a guilty look on his face. You groan, placing your head in your hands, trying to calm yourself a little bit. You sigh, looking back up. “Well, who is this mystery driver?” 
They both look at each other, your mom softly patting your leg before she stands up. “They'll be here soon…”
You sigh again, shaking your head back and forth. “Very descriptive, thank you. When will they be here?” You grumble, standing up. You hear the low rumble of a car pulling up, and you can practically feel the bass through the floors of whatever loud music they are playing. 
“Speak of the devil!” Your dad cheerfully exclaims, slowly making his way to the door. 
You quickly rush up the stairs, needing to grab your bag and put on your shoes. 
You slip on your shoes and your ears perk up at the sound of a deep laugh. You hear a few laughs and three voices, your mom and dad, and a voice you don't quite recognize.  
You finish getting fully ready and crack your door open, hoping to get a small look at the mystery person.
“Hey! There she is!” Your mom yells, her tone almost demanding you make your way back down to them. 
You internally groan, taking a deep breath before you quickly make your way down the stairs. 
Immediately making eye contact with Leon as you step into the kitchen. 
Your mouth dries up at the sight of him, your greetings and perfect gestures leaving your head, making it blank. 
I mean, he's drop-dead gorgeous? You know it had been quite a few years since you last saw him, but you didn't think he could get more attractive. 
His sleek pants and black dress shirt fit him perfectly, clinging to the muscles that desperately wanted to break out. His worn leather jacket is on top of that. 
He was tall and lean. His muscled and tan frame was framed by his intense eyes and soft smile. Dark short hair, almost black. Even though he looked tough, a faint smirk could be seen playing on the edges of his lips, reminding you that there's more to this agent than his exterior suggests.
His eyes squint down at you and you get knocked out of your gaze, your eyes widening for a split second. 
“Hey, Leon! It's been a while since I saw you” You say with a smile, your normal self returning. 
He chuckles, the low tone of it surprising you. “Yeah, thought you were avoiding me,” He says, crossing his arms, his piercing eyes never leaving yours. 
You awkwardly laugh, your hand shooting up to rub the back of your neck. “Just been a bit busy at college is all” 
“Enjoying your break so far?” 
You raise your eyebrows at that question, the tone Leon used almost sending chills down your spine, in a good way. 
“Uh yeah, so far…” You mumble, your eyes darting over to your parents for a second, the look on your face begging for a little help. Your mom suddenly claps her hands together, startling the three of you. “Well, we need to go pick up some people. So we will meet you at the party, okay?” She smiles, basically pushing all of us outside. 
“Well let's get going sweetheart, don't wanna be late,” He says with a smirk, making his way over to his parked car. You hurriedly make your way after him, getting in the passenger seat after he unlocked the doors. 
He turns the car on and the music blasts through the radio, the sudden loud noise making you jump a little in your seat. He laughs and turns it down, muttering a small “sorry..” as he pulls out of the driveway. 
His brows furrowed as he flipped through the radio with his free hand, his other gripped on the steering wheel. 
He lets out a small approving noise, settling on a song that you've never heard of. 
A weird wave of tension fills the air, and both of you are suddenly aware of each other in the car. 
Trying to find a distraction, your eyes wander over to him. 
The way his arms flex when he moves, his rough hands gripping the wheel, the serious expression he is wearing as he's driving. You find yourself captivated by his every movement, the sudden dryness of your eyes pulling you out of your trance. 
He suddenly smirks. “You with me?” He teases, looking at you out of the corner of his eye.
Your face flushes, your loud and racing heartbeat making it hard to think. You shyly nod, looking out the windshield. 
He chuckles, his eyes returning to the road in front of him. 
“So, what’s so cool about this party?” 
Your ears perk up at that question, not realizing he had never been. 
“Oh, it’s kinda hard to explain. It’s just a nice get-together for the town” You say, trying to explain but still sounding as vague as possible. 
“It has food and drinks, and little things here and there. Oh, and a Secret Santa towards the end! That’s my favorite part” You smile, knowing the present you bought was already sitting on the huge table. 
“Good thing your old man told me about that part, wouldn’t want to show up empty-handed” He smirks, gesturing to the wrapped present he had in the backseat. 
You raise your eyebrows at that, not expecting him to bring anything, and also wondering what he had in that box. 
“I would ask but I guess that would ruin the surprise for later” You laugh, placing a finger over your lips. 
“Exactly” 
After talking for a few minutes, the tension almost disappeared, which made you happy. Finally talking to him made you realize what a waste it was to miss out on the other times. 
While he still had walls up and still made you incredibly nervous. His dry humor and good looks made up for all that. 
Depending on how many times you see him in the future, you think you could be really good friends.
You finally pull up to the place after what feels like hours, taking a nice deep breath of the cold air as you step out of the car.  
He leans against the hood of his car, pulling out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. “Go ahead sweet thing, I’ll just be a few” You eye him up and down, before nodding, quickly walking in the doors. 
Your eyes widen a bit, looking around at the sea of people. This has to be the biggest party yet, and it wasn’t even the correct time for people to show up. 
Your parents rush to you as you open the doors, already looking stressed. 
“We might need your help this time around, handing out drinks and whatnot” 
You slowly nod, maybe working and busting your ass for these random people will make you forget about the sweet compliments and the bad intentions. 
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You walk around the venue for hours, handing out beer, water, and maybe kegs of champagne. 
You honestly didn’t understand how people could drink that much, but it’s not like there was a set limit to how much they could take. Your parents were also guilty of that, buying so much. 
You find your way outside, resting on the uncomfortable cold brick wall. Taking in a nice deep breath, you audibly sigh, finally taking your much-needed break. 
You may still be on your feet, but it’s a nice break regardless. 
“Tired?” A low voice asks.
You turn your head a bit, making eye contact with Leon. 
“Don’t tell me you’ve been out here the whole time” You laugh, shaking your head back and forth like a disappointed parent. 
“Nah, I’ve been in a few times. Saw you being a little waitress in there” He says, a clear smirk on his face as he exhales, allowing smoke to slowly exit his parted lips. 
“I never served you, what did you drink?” 
“Nothing, very limited choices. I’m a whiskey kinda guy” He shrugs, grinding his lit cigarette out into a nearby ashtray. 
You hum, nodding your head. 
Looking him up and down, you could tell he was that type of guy, you can’t really put your finger on the specifics though.
A few minutes pass, complete silence from the both of you. 
It wasn’t awkward this time, just weird tension again. 
“Are you going back in?” He asks, lighting up another one of his cigarettes. 
“Not right this second…” You sigh, leaning your head against the wall. 
He chuckles a bit, amused at your expression. 
“Not big on small talk, but you’re too interesting” He murmurs, sparing a small glance at you. 
“You’re not so bad, kid.” He winks, blowing the smoke out again. 
You aren’t too big on smoking but god is it tempting to start just for him. 
The way he looks at you while he blows the smoke out, makes you want to inhale anything he’s willing to let out. 
“Ah, thanks.” You say after a few seconds, deciding not to focus too much on the small name he ended that with. 
“You’re cool, I guess…” You shrug, a small smirk appearing on your lips. 
He raises an eyebrow, scoffing as if he’s actually offended. 
“Cooler than you” He laughs, rolling his eyes. 
“Yeah right” You quickly reply back, crossing your arms. 
This small back-and-forth almost makes you nauseous, if anyone else tried what he’s doing? You’d immediately walk away. 
How far could this even go? It’s wrong, but right in so many ways. 
You could fight with yourself for ages, or you could enjoy the little bit of flirting that he’s offering up. 
He seems pretty interested, and you weren’t too far off from ditching this boring party and going home with him. 
“So…” You started off with, deciding to ditch your screaming mind and go with your heart. 
“You secretly married with kids or something?” 
Leon laughs at that, shaking his head in what seems to be disbelief. “Took my ring off before I came here..” 
You shrug, making a point to keep your hands up. 
“Can’t chase after a married man.”
He hums, looking forward as he exhales the smoke again. 
The silence after is deafening, only listening to the sounds of crickets and cars in the distance. 
“You want to get out of here?”
He suddenly asks, throwing his cigarette to the side. 
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Like you’d say no to that
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The next moments are a blur, completely skipping over the awkward car ride and the quick fumbling to get in the door for his keys.  
Skipping when he grabs you with no effort, holding you up as he kisses you like it’s the last thing he’ll do, like a dying man’s last meal. 
Hoisting you up the stairs, and throwing you onto his bed. 
He makes a show of taking off his clothes. 
Carefully slipping off his blazer, undoing his tie with ease, and throwing it across the room. Unhooking his belt but leaving it looped through the pants, slowly pulling down his zipper, his boxers peeking through.
You watch him do everything, not bothering to take off your own clothes, but he’ll take care of that.
Leon crawls on the bed, only stopping once he’s on top of you, his gaze carefully inspecting every inch of your body under him. 
He lets out a low whistle when he’s done, meeting your eyes once again. 
“Look at you…”
He purrs, his grin now forming into a wolfish smirk.
“Where should I start first, hm?” 
His hands trail your waist, quickly making his way to your thighs, lightly squeezing them. 
He wastes no time in tearing your pants off, not bothering to even acknowledge the little sound of a rip, throwing them to the floor.
He runs his thumb on the outside of your soaked panties, smirking as he feels how wet they are. You shudder at the feeling, your thighs instinctively opening wider for him. 
“So eager for me already…”
He murmurs, placing a soft kiss on the inner side of your thigh, making you let out a small gasp.
His fingers hook around the band of your underwear, sliding them down until they are completely off, discarding them with the rest of the now-forgotten clothes. You don't care if you never see those panties again, you’d happily give them to him as a late christmas gift. 
He runs his fingers through your wet folds, coating them in slick before pushing two in carefully, his eyes watching your every reaction. You draw in a sharp breath, your hands weakly grasping onto the sheets. 
He thrusts them deeper into you, hitting spots you could only imagine trying to get on your own. It definitely feels better when he's doing it, his rough thick fingers going in and out of you, making obscene noises that could put a porno to shame. 
His thumb rubs against your clit while his other hand pumps in and out of your tight pussy, creating an intense sensation of pleasure and desire for more. 
The combination of stimulation from both inside and outside your pussy makes you feel overwhelmed with lust and arousal. Your body responds instinctively, arching off the bed as he continues to fuck your gushing cunt with his thick digits. Your juices flow freely, drenching the mattress beneath you as he fills you up completely.
“Making such pretty noises, feeling good?”
"..yeah... fuck... I need you inside of me..." You say between gasps, still trying to catch your breath as you look at him through lidded eyes, desire and lust all over your face. 
He chuckles softly, his voice deep and sensual as he pulls out of you. "Good girl," he says before he positions himself at your entrance once again, holding onto your hips tightly as he prepares to sink back inside of you. 
His cock throbs with anticipation, eager to fill you up completely once more. As he pushes forward, the head slides past your tight entrance, causing you to let out another moan of pleasure. 
The feeling of being filled by him sends shivers down your spine and makes every nerve in your body tingle with excitement.
Leon smirks down at you, his eyes burning with pure lust as he watches your reaction. 
"You like that, don't you?" he asks, his voice low and gravelly as he leans down to place kisses on your neck while he fucks you effortlessly.
His hips move rhythmically, driving his cock deeper into your cunt with each thrust, filling you up completely.
The sound of skin slapping against skin fills the air as he fucks you relentlessly, his powerful movements causing you to stretch and clench around him. You can feel the heat emanating from your core as your body tries to accommodate his size.
"..fuckk....." You moan, unable to contain yourself as he drives himself even further inside of you. "I'm so close... so fucking close."
But before you reach your climax, there's still more for him to do. 
He continues to pound away at your cunt, pushing you closer and closer to the edge until you are on the verge of exploding with pleasure, having to chase his own high while he focuses on yours. 
The intensity builds up as he works harder and faster, pushing himself towards his own orgasm while trying to please you. 
His balls slap against your thighs with every powerful stroke, as he tries to bring both of you to climax together.
"..fuck, pretty girl takin me so well...." 
He grunts out loudly between breaths, as he feels his own arousal building up inside him, he tries to maintain control over his ejaculation, but it seems like it's becoming difficult for him to do so. 
"Gonna cum soon..." he growls, reaching down and gripping your hips tightly. “..bury it deep inside you..bet you'd like that,” You eagerly nod in agreement while trying to rock your hips against him.
Your lidded eyes are locked onto his, and you can see the desire burning within them. With one final push, you let out a drawn-out moan, signaling your own release.
Meanwhile, Leon feels the telltale signs of his own impending orgasm as he watches you ride out your own pleasure, and he releases his own load with a grunt, burying himself deeper into you as spurt after spurt of thick, white cum shoots into you. 
The moment his cock finally stops pulsing and releasing its load, he gasps heavily, pulling out of you slowly while looking at you intently. 
He looks relieved, but also satisfied as he looks at the cum flowing out of your wet cunt, slowly pooling beneath you.  
"You look so hot right now," he suddenly says, his voice barely above a whisper as he runs his hand through his disheveled hair.
Leon stares at you for a moment longer before settling in next to you, kissing you gently on the forehead as he pulls you against him.
"Mmm...who would've thought the party ended this way…" he whispers softly into your ear before planting a series of tender kisses along your jawline and down your neck.
"This is definitely not how I imagined things going tonight," You admit, your voice barely above a whisper. "But I must say…I'm really enjoying this."
He pauses and looks at you with an arrogant look. “Oh really? I couldn't tell” He mumbles, a clear smirk on his face.
The back and forth lasts for what feels like forever, finally falling asleep hours later. 
You may have ignored cleaning up and telling your parents where you were, but you'll deal with that tomorrow. 
But right now?
You'll enjoy peacefully sleeping in his arms. 
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an0thergl1tch · 2 months
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Janus headcanons because I have only one brain cell running and that brain cell is him :
*So many wigs, under his hat there is a 50% chance there is a wig hiding under it to dramatically whip out.
*wears all black to the beach, black sun hat, sunglasses even has the little vampire umbrella. Little gothic vampire bitch.
*Has mom bag that he drags around with Gatorade, sunscreen, snacks, and bandages because Remus acts like a ten year old. Has a water bottle filled with espresso, one filled with water, and one filled with liquor. Take your pick. Patton has chosen wrong on multiple occasions.
*Definitely has multiple folding hand fans, also knows a bit of fan language for the drama, and to talk shit to Remus without others catching on.
*Knows sign language and uses it to remotely talk to people. Stuck in the bathroom without a towel? No problem, just summon a fucking hand to ask for a towel from a different sides room.
*Surprisingly good at cooking, must be from all the hands, or the mom urge to watch cooking shows all day.
*Sometimes in the middle of an argument storms outside, closes the glass door gently, screams bloody murder, then comes back in.
*Has retractable fangs and to explain to Remus that no, he cannot bite him. He isn’t like a vampire, he has venom, and it will hurt like a bitch. (Remus does not care)
*Probably into some witchy shit and would hex someone if they pissed him off (*cough cough* Roman.) but seriously though imagine him making potions and performing rituals that would be fucking sick.
*Can hypnotize people, Patton says it’s mean to convince Roman he’s a chicken, so he does not. (Atleast not outwardly, he definetly convinces people to give him free drinks at bars, he says it’s just ‘psychology’.)
*Makes self care grwm YouTube videos talking about the latest gossip (canon lmao).
*Changes multiple times per day, good lord where do you keep these clothes? Has lounge clothes, robes, gym clothes, errand clothes, out with the girlies clothes etc. He probably has his own pocket dimension that he can summon that would be his own personal walk in closet.
*Passenger princess but is forced to be the driver because everyone else’s driving skills are shitty (holds the chicken handle every time.) If you are driving slow he will drive in front of you, drive slower, and show you the finger just to be petty. Will flirt if pulled over, and will gaslight the officer into thinking they did nothing wrong.
*Flirts with everyone, EVERYONE. “But I thought you were interested in me?” “Oh honey I flirt with everyone your not special.”
*Every once in awhile slightly shifts something off about his appearance to throw people off.
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theemporium · 11 months
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🐈‍⬛ i don’t have a specific request but I can’t get the phrase “don’t hex and drive” out of my head. maybe driver reader who’s witchy and starts cursing anyone who’s rude to her boys right before a race sksjsks
thank you for requesting!🫶🏽
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“What a bunch of little c—”
“Amor, it’s fine.”
You snapped your head around, your eyes narrowing at your boyfriend sitting on the couch. “No, Carlos. No, it’s not.” 
He sighed. “No, but I need you to calm down before you do something stupid.” 
You almost wanted to scoff at him. 
It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous that such a historical and iconic team could make Formula Two teams and lower leagues look like saints. It was ridiculous that you had to watch your boys suffer through mistakes and situations that weren’t their fault. It was ridiculous that just when you thought Ferrari couldn’t fuck up anymore, they always seemed to find a way.
And it was ridiculous the way your boys had been conditioned by their own team to deal with it. 
And maybe you should have been glad that such a fierce competitor was no longer such, but you couldn’t care less about that when it was the loves of your life who were suffering. You didn’t care if it made your races easier. You didn’t care when it was chipping away at the men you love and making them shells of who they were at the start of the reason. 
“They need to get a grip of themselves,” you said bluntly, your brows furrowed together as you glared at the prancing horse logo on the wall of Charles’ driver room.
“Yes, but Carlos is right,” Charles said as he reached his arm out to tug you closer, to pull you down on the couch that both boys were currently sitting on. He nuzzled you to sit between them, squished between both Ferrari drivers who just looked exhausted. “When you get angry, you don’t think clearly.”
“I’m thinking very clearly right now,” you retorted as you crossed your arms over your chest with a huff. “And what I’m thinking is that everyone on that pit wall can enjoy my foot up their—”
“And there she is,” Carlos murmured, though his tone was light-hearted as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders and tucked you into his side. “We don’t need you fighting our battles, amor.” 
“I know,” you sighed deeply.
“We will sort this out with the team,” he added. 
“Yeah, yeah,” you grumbled. 
“So no magic, okay?” 
You paused.
“Cherie,” Charles muttered as you continued to avoid both their stares. “No hexing and driving, remember?”
“But—”
“No magic. We can deal with the grid penalties on our own,” Charles told you in a softer voice. And you believed them. You knew what your boys were capable of, but your lack of faith resided with the team rather than them.
“How about a teeny hex?” You bargained as you looked between them. “Nothing big or serious, it will be harmless.”
Neither Charles nor Carlos looked convinced. 
“Something like…if they fuck up either of your races today, they will have clown noses stuck to their faces for a week?” You suggested, watching the way Charles had to press his lips together to withhold his giggles.
“Mi amor,” Carlos scolded softly but you could see the smile on his face.
“Please?” You murmured, giving the boys your puppy dog eyes that you knew they wouldn’t be able to resist. “If you won’t let me spell the cars with good luck, at least let me do this.” 
The boys shared a look with each other, a few beats of silence passing between you three before Carlos spoke.
“Fine—”
“Yes!” You grinned.
“But nothing more,” Carlos quickly added, shooting you a look. “And this is the only time.” 
“Promise,” you said with a smile on your face that didn’t reassure Carlos in the slightest, but he knew there was no stopping you when it came to defending them. 
“Thank you for caring,” he added in a softer voice.
“Always,” you said as you reached your hands out, taking each of their hands in your own as you intertwined your fingers. “I’ll always defend you both. After all, I like seeing you on the podium with me.”
“In second and third,” Charles commented with a snort.
You shrugged. “I like the view from up on the top spot, you can’t blame me.” 
“If you wanted to look down at us, you just had to ask for us to get on our knees, mi amor,” Carlos commented, grinning a little himself when he watched a blush spread across your cheeks. 
“What was that, Christian? You need me for data review? Okay!” You announced suddenly as you scrambled to get up from the couch, your body flushing at his words and the boys laughing as they tried to pull you back down.
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