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lanthart · 2 months
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Better than you from Camp Camp but it's Alastor vs Lucifer 📻🍎
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starlighz · 2 months
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The dubs of Hazbin hotel can be so so funny.
For example, the German dub translated the line "And here's the sugar on the cream, he asked me to join his team. I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea!" from Stayed Gone really well.
They didn't translate word for word, but the vibes are there.
"As icing on the cake, almost on his knees, he asked me 'Come join my team'. Said 'nah', he never forgave me for that"
It makes Vox look even more desperate.
Imagine his huge TV ass, almost kneeling in front of Alastor's smiling self, saying 'Please, PLEASE, join my team, PLEASE!". Alastor's smile widening and just saying 'nah'.
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midnightdemonz · 3 months
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY
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mumatsi · 4 months
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Susan is Alastor's greatest nightmare.
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The aroace struggle is so real
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kaisntbreathing · 1 month
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Making out wt HH characters?
Yes tysm Anon <3
MAKING OUT WT HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS
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SLIGHT NSFW WARNING AHEAD
PLOT SUMMARY:
Making out wt Hazbin Hotel Characters wt a lil ✨ spice ✨
WARNINGS:
SLIGHT NSFW(?), explicit explanations of tongues, mouths, and fangs, Demon forms (Lucifer, Alastor, and Vox), reader gets a tiny jolt (Vox), consensual(preemptive) hypnosis (Vox), Valentino, Male whimpering (Lucifer), horn grabbing, reader is a demon, reader is female, oversized reader (Lucifer),
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ALASTOR
⛧ One day while you were at the Hazbin Hotel, you had nothing really important planned for the day so you had decided to go help Nifty clean up. You lifted her up to the higher places she normally couldn't get to as her height prevented her.
⛧ As usual everyone went as they normally did through the day as you helped and assisted Nifty, eventually Alastor came back as per usual but this time he was momentarily stunned by you helping the closest thing to a daughter figure (aside from Charlie) he had, clean. All with a gentle smile on your face as you held the small demon up as she cleaned, you noticed Alastor giving him a smile.
⛧ Later on that day it was much later in the evening, almost midnight as you were sleepily stumbling through the hallways as Alastor couldn't help but pin you against the wall with his shadow as he himself emerged from the darkness as he pulled you into a heavy and hot kiss.
⛧ God help you if you try to hold onto his little black antlers or his perky red and black ears, he'll go fucking feral. As the kiss eventually and rather quickly got more feverish and passionate, his true demon form slowly leaked through as his black antlers grew in size very slowly.
"My little fawn..."
LUCIFER
✝︎ You had been happily married to the king of Hell himself for about nine years and your anniversary was a few days away, it would be marking ten years, and you couldn't be any more excited for it either. Anyways, you'd gone shopping the other day for some new clothes and you we're trying it on in your and Lucifer's shared room.
✝︎ You were undressed and relaxed in your natural demon form as your tail swished around behind you and your horns curled around your head as you looked at yourself in the mirror as you wore a pair of black lace underwear and a matching black bra, suddenly you heard the door click open as you spun around covering up instinctively as you looked at the door as your husband stood there mouth agape.
✝︎ As you realized it was only him you relaxed and uncovered yourself as you smiled at him as he still gawked over your perfect form as you greeted him and walked towards him for a hug as you hugged him he flushed brightly, your chest cupping together perfectly as you squished against him as your thighs jiggled as you moved, and your tummy spilled over your underwear slightly as your hips dipped very slightly but they were full, your tail swished around behind you happily as you felt the bond between you both flutter around you making your skin tingle as he cupped your cheek pulling you down pressing your lips gently against his as he started slow and gentle as the kiss slowly got more heavy and hot.
"My queen."
VOX
⚡︎ You and Vox had a established relationship and you meant the whole underworld to him, you were his everything in his eyes you were absolutely perfect in every single way, he loved you without a doubt and you both knew it, and of course you loved him to. This being said you both had already established boundaries and rules and he knew what you did and don't like.
⚡︎ When he's out at work or doing some kind of business you're wandering around his and your shared apartment cleaning up or trying to pass the time, practically watching the hours and minutes tick by antagonizingly slowly, waiting for your lover to get home to you. You always felt the safest in Vox's arms or at his house, safe enough to let your demon form show freely as you walked around.
⚡︎ When he gets home finally you immediately perk up no matter how tired you were, looking for him as you quickly went to him, you clung to him as you nuzzled into his suit his teal blue claws gently held your thighs holding you up as you locked your legs around him as he pressed you into a hot and steamy kiss and he pinned you against the wall, as his hands explored your body curiously as he took over your mouth as he pinned your wrists above your head with one hand as he pressed his free hand into your side gently sending a jolt through you, making you gasp and squirm.
⚡︎ If you allow him to he'd be more then happy to use his ability to hypnotize you while you have spicy time or while just making out, either way it feels like a hazy fever dream and it feels good.
VALENTINO
♡ Making out with him is on a totally different level than anything else you've ever experienced before and you absolutely love it, if you let him he'd happily use his pink smoke on you while getting it down or just making out.
♡ He has more than enough pairs of hands to hold, grab, and grope you with and he's got the tongue and talent to do it, he loves holding your curves and cupping your chest while shoving his tongue down your throat as pink smoke swirled around you both fogging your mind making your head spin and your eyes closed and rolled back into your head as you whimpered as he tugged on your collar gently.
♡ He chuckled as he pulled away leaving you breathless and panting heavily trying to regain your breath as you looked up at him as you squirmed around on his lap whining softly.
"My babydoll."
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ruizpizzaria · 2 months
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How I imagine one of their encounters went ( Vox and Alastor shitpost )
Alastor puts himself in "danger" just for the fun of it
audio - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Scj10u0Pak&t=582s
"Thanks for another forgettable experience"
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hazbin-hazmat · 3 months
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Angel Dust: I made tea.
Alastor: I don’t want tea.
Angel Dust: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Alastor: Then why are you telling me?
Angel Dust: It's a conversation starter.
Alastor: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Angel Dust: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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valuunee · 2 months
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I have something controversial to say
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Charlie: *fed up with some of the sinners not taking things seriously* you're... You're all Grounded! Angel Dust: *laughs* Did you just ground us? Charlie: *realizes what she did and decides to roll with it* Yes, Grounded. Alastor: *holds up shovel* And now we're gonna bury you all 'til you learned your lesson! Charlie: Alastor, that's not how grounding works.
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lanthart · 3 months
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Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
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palatteflags · 1 month
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Alastor from Hazbin Hotel based Ace moodboard~ ^^ For @hyper-raccoon23 :) Hope you like how it turned out~
Want one? Send an ask~ -mod Jay
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flitsy · 27 days
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Holy fucking shit, I've cracked the code. I have answered the burning question everyone wants to know about Alastor, love me, I know all.
God, just. Looking at Alastor's mic in a few scenes and. The shape of it. It looks awful familiar, now doesn't it?
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We're all wondering if he has a tail and it would seem that he does. His microphone. It's an extension of himself. It has to go somewhere when he's not holding it, right?
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kaisntbreathing · 2 months
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Married to the Hazbin characters (Vox, Valentino, Alastor, Lucifer)
-🌹Anon
Forever yours 💍
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Hazbin marriage headcanons
Vox
❝ [I'll show you off to the whole world.] ❞
⚡︎ (If he actually loves you) he'd spoil you rotten and be protective asf especially with Val.
⚡︎ DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH ALASTOR-
⚡︎ He absolutely loves showing you off to anybody and everybody (willing or not) able to listen or see.
⚡︎ Solid 9/10
⚡︎ Although he can be a little moody at times I'd say he's alr overall.
Valentino
❝ [Your miniera darling] ❞
♥︎ Oh boy. (I'm sorry-)
♥︎ Dear Satan the fucking mood swings-
♥︎ Also kinda gives off sugar daddy vibes ngl.
♥︎ Overall maybe 5-6/10
♥︎ Well I'm gonna try to keep this pg. 13 so I'm gonna stop this right here.
Alastor
❝ [Oh dear.] ❞
♬ Assuming he genuinely loves you. he'd be a good husband I think.
♬ If he doesn't really love you than it's a different story.
♬ He'd be the type to try to be romantic in his own very special way - Charlie
♬ For example, he'd be romantic by giving you a eye or a hand, but eventually after a very long time of waiting. He'd give you actual gifts.
♬ He only has one very big rule for you to follow, absolutely no technology at all.
♬ Honestly on a scale rating, I'd give him a solid 8.5/10
♬ He'd definitely be the type of husband to dance with you, and if you don't know how to then he'd simply teach you.
Lucifer
❝ [My sweet darling.] ❞
★ If he's married you than its proof enough he loves you obviously.
★ Duck rings idc what anyone else says ( 🖕)
★ Please for the love of everything unholy touch his wings, don't think just do it. And if you take your time and groom and pluck them for him. 🤌🤌🤌
★ Idk why Lilith didn't want him like tfym 'nah?' BITCH-
★ Anyways, he'd do literally anything in his power to make you happy and or to satisfy you at all.
★ PERFECT HUSBAND MATERIAL ISTG-
★ And if you and Charlie get along well, it does something to him and OMG-
★ Overall I'd give him a solid 100/10 (fight me🖕)
★ Protective ASF.
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nai-nyeartwork · 20 days
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While I work on million other projects, here is an old angsty staticradio doodle I made a while back. I was listening to Tango of Roxanne while thinking what if Vox and Al were hiding their relationship so whoever owns Al doesn't go after Vox?
Like what if Charlie hosted a gala and Roo shows up? Alastor and Roo having a dance (tango) sequence while she keeps threatening to hurt both Hazbin crew and Vox. Leading to Alastor letting her control him like a puppet with no memories for the sake of keeping the others especially Vox safe. I can't remember the details on why Alastor sign a deal with Roo before going MIA. Probably had to do with Vox either dying while fighting angels or Al? idk
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juliu-mondi-s · 3 months
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me am in hazben. ive been hoteld
I'm here to draw fucked up demons, special thx to @luminixx for indoctrinating me into the series ! /lh :D
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