#incorrect hellverse

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: No Problem. I have a couple knives up my sleeves. Asmodeus: Don't you mean ‘tricks?’ Fizzarolli: No, he means knives.

[whorebughaze]

the fruits of today’s procrastinating

[yogirt-x-satan-prompts]

I've been working on this for so long omg I can't believe I finished!!! Based on this post

[gg-ladybug]

Guys I’ve found my new favourite activity—

Someone give me characters, I’m going to make this a thing while I wait for the Full Moon episode

Alastor: (Part 1 - Here)

Lucifer: (Part 2)

Random Groups / Duos / Ships: (Part 3) (Part 7)

Charlie: (Part 4)

Adam: (Part 5)

Angel Dust: (Part 6)

[duckie-deer-prompts]

Duckie Deer Prompt #38

Angel Dust: *bursts into Lucifer's room*

Angel Dust: You two ARE havin' sex!!

Lucifer: *looks up from his ducks*

Alastor: *looks up from his book*

Alastor: Really? Lucifer, my king, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzo: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible? Moxxie: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Let's have some fun here, I wanna know.

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[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland, I want to see what their army does with those lil red knives.

Blitz at some point

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

During one of I.M.P's job's someone witnessing their dealings and Blitzø is trying to calm them down.

Blitzø: Hey, I get it. You had a really bad day, you're stressed out, 7 people died- Witness: 12 people! Blitzø: Not the point. Look, they're dead now... And really? Who's fault is that? Witness: YOURS! Blitzø: That's right! No one's...

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Mammon: Oh, don't worry about it girls, my dreams were shattered long ago. Glitz: Uh.... Glam: How long ago? Mammon: When did I hire you 2?

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: So I thought about what you said, Moxx. I’ve started looking into current affairs Moxxie: That's great, Sir- Blitzø: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone on this side of the the Pride Ring that’s currently having an affair.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Sometime when Octavia was younger probably 6

Little Octavia: I'm going to wear a dress today. Stella: To be fancy? Little Octavia: It's for better Ninja kicks!

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

During the time Striker had Stolas Captured

Striker: Do I need to take away your living privileges, birdie? Stolas: Did you... Did you just ask if you need to kill me? Striker: And no one will ever believe you.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Nifty: And that's where I saw the leprechaun. Husk: Riigghht... a Leprechaun... Nifty: He told me to burn things.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Bitch it's been fun, But I'm leaving you.

Blitz to Verosika, probably.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.

Blitzø, at some point.