#high on life lizzie

[pinkydee10]

High on Life incorrect quotes I can’t figure out how to put in fics;

Casey (Bounty Hunter): Gene, you’re not dead! Where’s my guns?

Gene: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.

Creature: NAKED GRANDMA!

Gene: Naked HUH?!

Gus: I wouldn’t wanna see that either.

Kenny: Can I have a waffle? C-Can I please have a waffle?

Casey and Lizzie: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-

Casey: I’m a demigirl.

Kenny: I thought you were a human?

Creature: Let’s tell secrets about ourselves! Sweezy you go first!

Sweezy: Alright. I hate you.

Creature: Oh.

Lizzie: There is only one thing worst than a rapist. Boom.

Knifey: A child!

Lizzie: NO!

Gene: What do you have?

Casey: *holds up Knifey* A KNIFE

Gene: NO!

Kenny: Oh my god, why did she pick up that knife?

Gene: Carful, it’s a little muggy outside.

Lizzie: I swear to god if there’s a bunch of mugs out on the lawn…

Gene: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Bounty: It’s a white flag, and you might as well start waving it-

Casey: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!

Gus: Good lord.

Casey: I’ve only had these guns for a few days, but if anyone were to hurt them I would destroy the entire universe and then myself.

[newwavesylviaplath]

lana del rey at the 2024 met gala after party

[dremiru]

ok ive seen like five posts here about not finding enough eah chatfics so here we go

eah chatfic masterpost

(these are all the fics i could find on ao3 - if you ever find one thats not on here dm me and ill add it)

• "Grimm is a bitchass motherfucker" by Karmahatesme

• "Be Gay Do Crime" by JooDeeLee

• "Ever After High Text Chain" by YuquisLeftEarlobe

• "These Fairytales are MONSTROUS!" by Emixion | mh/eah crossover

• "Operarion: Apple" by DarlingTheLesbian

• "wonderlanders are absolutely unhinged" by mysolareyesgrowpolarized

• "Kitty Ruins Everything" by DaisyDoo

• "you've reached your destiGAYtion" by curious_chimera (orphan account)

• "It's Not The Chat Fic We Wanted, and We Didn't Need This Shit To Begin With" by Shipping_Sushi

• "HeexTok" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "Monster Ever After" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "gays, homosexuals, gays" by M1NTCHoCoK1tty

• "Chatlog of a Toaster on Fire" by The_Lavender_Creator

• "Ever After Monsters" by urfavtransrat | mh/eah crossover

• "Villainy, in a General Sense" by young_authoress

• "Not really anonymous" by ShyLittle_Frog

• "The 'End the Pining' Project" by MessOfContradictions

• "the words of the prophets are written in gay teenage groupchats" by cherryhibiscus

• "No Hetero" by MangoQueen

• "EVENT PLANNING COMMITTEE" by orphan account

(id tag allthe blogs that asked for this here but i already forgot which ones which so im counting on tags, reblogs, the small size of the fandom and the universe to direct this to them lmao)

heres who i remember has been asking: @smileyfacemojisworld @lionmythflower

[purebbyfawn]

[botoxblondee]

nooo babe the lust for life thong stays on during sex

[sxthee]

Aside from always getting Shawn storylines, artworks and cards, I too, would like to manifest an Ever After High reboot/revival where LIZZIE AND DARING DO END UP TOGETHER.

CAUSE SHUT UP, WDYM IT WAS FORESHADOWED THAT DARING WILL BE THE BEAST THRU HIS CLOTHES DESIGN?????? WHAT ABOUT CHOOSING YOUR OWN DESTINY FFS????? ISNT THAT SUPPOSEDLY LIKE THE WHOLE PURPORSE AND MESSAGE OF THE SHOW????

PLEASE LET THIS MANIFESTATION OF MINE COME TRUE 😭😭😭

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

broke: martyn kissed the curse off jimmy

woke: jimmy somehow transferred the curse to lizzie in the form of interpretive dance

[catastrxblues]

no because i actually miss my disney channel era so much 😭

[lilyharriet11]

I just finished reading Pride and Prejudice and I am entirely charmed. This is so incredibly good book, I wish I could read more such wonderful literature. Reading it now, I noticed how lovely was Jane and Bingley's relationship. They were so cute! I definitely appreciated them more now, they both were so kind, soft and delicate. I currently intend to reread Northanger Abbey because I don't remember anything from this book at all. (This will be my Jane Austen week!)

[thedaintiestdoll]

🎀✨♡𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓫𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮, 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱♡✨🎀

[box-dwelling]

I don't normally like posting MCYT stuff because the fandom both scares me and also tend to engage with it in a way I don't. Not hate or to yuck anyone's yum if that's your thing, it's just not normally how I engage with SMPs at least not the stuff from the dream influenced side.

But I will say as someone who's been watching Lizzie and Joel for basically as long as I've had a YouTube account, (they were both some of the first channels I ever subbed to and the original Shadowcraft was like the first every long form YouTube content I ever watched) and who has Joel screaming Lizzies name in terror shock and awe at the insanity of her antics as a deeper core memory than my mother's voice, the exchange with Grian in the the most recent episodes of secret life of:

"I thought you two were married"

"that doesn't mean we have to be nice to each other"

did make me cackle. They're dynamic is iconic and I love them both dearly

[newwavesylviaplath]

lana del rey in barcelona tonight!! (31/05/24)

U GUYSS THE HAIR HAS RETURNED AGHH!!!!

[summerofsam69]

Cold cash divine

Cashmere cologne,

And white sunshine

[orbch]

okay whatever heres some MLP: Highschool Secrets episode 27 Nightlight and Starbeam bc i get so violently ill when i think about them.

[purebbyfawn]

[bonesinkteeth]

Husbands at Hermes, can’t wait until someday I get mine👜🛍️

Credit to @ss on tiktok