Text
YIPPEEEE SCOUT HEADCANONS!
first actual post that isnt an introduction yippeeee! anyways im just going to dump all my scout headcanons here
(also lemme know if you want more hcs for the other mercs, ive got plenty)
(unless specified, these are all red scout)
bisexual, transmasc he/they
scout has one of spy's dead ringers, invis watches, and disguise kits. spy, somehow, still has no idea.
scout always wears bandages or gloves to hide scars on his arms
(red) scout used to hang out with blu team when he was little because his ma was part of blu. after she got injured and had to leave, he asked if he could be put on a waiting list to continue her work. he eventually got moved to red.
blu scout and red scout are brothers (probably canon ngl)
scout was mistaken for amab when he was born. when he was a bit older he tried living as a girl but just didn't feel right, so he continued going by his old name (jeremy) and as a man.
he still wears a binder and forgets to take it off. a lot.
scout knows how to do fancy makeup, and sometimes does the other merc's makeup either for fun or when they go hang out or something.
scout walks silent subconsciously and accidentally sneaks up on his team a lot.
scout is the guy that's really confident when flirting, but if he likes the person in question he stutters and fumbles over his words a lot. he's a nervous wreck.
adhd and autism, mostly adhd! need i say more come on its basically canon
he'll never admit it outloud, but he sees all of his team as family. one big, dysfunctional, yet loving family.
ms. pauling and scout are childhood friends. they lost contact after pauling had to move away, so they were overjoyed when they got to meet eachother again!
(more of a spy and scout hc but) spy's hair used to be brown like scout's when he was younger and went black as he aged. scout is going through the same thing; he has black streaks in his hair.
goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scou
demo and scout are best friends! the entire team agrees that they should NEVER be left in a room together unsupervised under any circumstances, they *will* blow something up.
infodumps to medic alot, like medic will be working on something and have scout sitting there infodumping. hes great background noise /lh
scout and sniper quietly chill together alot. they just sit there, on their phones, enjoying eachothers company. its very sweet actually
ok yeah.. thas it... feel free to adopt any of these idm <3
#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#scout#tf2 demoman#bisexuality runs in scouts family too#his brothers? bi#spy? bi#his mom? bi#also scout has buck teeth#he really likes sleeveless turtlenecks too#he's always wearing them when hes not wearing his uniform#scout randomly does a perfect french accent#also he can speak some french but he's not fluent#his mom is where he got 90% of his personality from#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#tf2 soldier#tf2 mercs#tf2 pyro#scout stole a stop sign one time#it's hanging in his room.#he stole traffic cones too#he doesnt trust medic to give him top surgery#i mean who would tbf#ms pauling and scout are the lesbian and bisexual best friends#they joke-flirt alot too#blu scout looks more like their mom whereas red scout is more like spy#if scouts mom saw them next to eachother she'd get insane deja vu#tf2 ms pauling
30 notes
·
View notes
Note
For work reasons I had to find a particular picture I took while playing Gotham Knights recently and...
Fun fact! The news that Tim is bi came out like... a WEEK? before complete lock.
So they scrambled to put in EVERY. LITTLE. TIDBIT. they could.
Including Dick supporting his bi brother with a mug.
I knew the timing was close but I didn’t realise it was that close!
Also that mug is hands down one of my fave details in the game — that and all the pictures of everyone’s friends around the Belfry. Particularly the one of Tim and Kon
#the ghost ship answers questions#daughterofscotland#Gotham knights#although I will say between dick’s mug#and the interview email where he played the pronoun game#I definitely read it more as dick being bi himself which is my personal belief anyway#but supporting his baby brother is also very very good
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay
#smb#mario#princess peach#idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach#no id#giddly’s art#please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did#this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women#mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag#bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on#but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is#he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out#I LIKE THEM OK 💥
304 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dick Grayson: is an extremely independent person living alone who struggled with money but refused to ask Bruce for it even though he was broke several times.
Some interpretations of him: himbo trust fund baby....
#remember that time the joker ruined his life and left him broke and then his brother died#so he left for Chicago to live with roommates and became a barista (again) because he couldn't afford anything else but he never asked Bruce#for help ?#i don't know if anybody knew he lost all bis moneu when the Joker destroyed amusement mile and Haly circus#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing
647 notes
·
View notes
Text
that scene in 4.14 sex and violence where the siren tells sam (in the most seductive voice possible) that dean doesn’t want some bitch in a g-string but what he wants most is a little brother who looks up to him all while sam’s in dean’s grip with his ass quite literally pressed up against dean’s dick and dean is holding a knife to sam’s throat and then he slices sam’s neck something something knives as phallic objects used to penetrate bodies something something. rip freud you’d have loved the wincest show
#anywayy#that episode was so blatantly s*xual i’m never not thinking about it#yes it’s mostly on dean’s side bc he wants to aggressively top his baby brother so bad but like that’s kinda the point#also the fact that sirens poison men and make them kill their wives#the s*xual element has always been there between them so it’s not about dean being bi lol it’s about sam & dean being brotherl♡vers#wincest#samdean#spn
112 notes
·
View notes
Text
in my head where daringlizzie are entirely real and true and canon i think daring wld be sooo normal ab the wonderlandians like alistair is fr just some guy to him and it wld be so fawking funny bc alistair CANNOT STAND HIM. alistair cant be normal ab him bc he thinks bunny might have a crush on daring (she doesnt) + thats so fawking rude of daring especially since hes dating lizzie + he still CANT BELIEVE lizzie fell for an idiot like him. she deserves so much better. i think alistair wld try sooo hard to be normal like who even is this guy hes just some guy. ESPECIALLY bc daring is nothing but polite and nice to him but it just pisses him off even more. and he KNOWS that this hatred is entirely one sided like he is not above giving daring a shovel talk and making him think that murder is totally allowed in wonderland if its the name of lizzie (they wld literally never find ur body dude) and daring wld be like haha what a silly thing to say! u wonderlandians r always so funny! and it wld drive alistair crazy. literally who is this guy and why does lizzie like him so much
#eah#ever after high#daring charming#alistair wonderland#their dynamic is entirely made up but also no its not<3#I JUST THINK ITS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE DARING + WONDERLANDIANS#daring and maddie r the most normal to each other real recognizes real etc etc#maddie is like whoever makes lizzie happy is good in my books:)#kitty is secretly super protective of lizzy but wld rather d*e than tell her that#so instead she increases the amount of pranks she does on daring#he can usually handle it unless it involves his hair + hes not above retaliating and likes a good prank#so kitty has to begrudgingly respect him.#bunny isnt even sure if his name is daring like she cldve sworn it was dexter. or maybe thst was his brother#if daring wasnt dating lizzie he and chase wldve kissed at least once and they wld both be so weird ab it#as it stands now daring does make chase realize hes bi but chase has a job so he doesnt gaf
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
jonathan sees all
#byler#btw no straight person's gaydar is this good i'm just saying.......#idc if he loves his brother jonathan sees a little tooo well ykwim#jonathan bi-ers more like#mikesbasementbeets posts
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
*Ashrah sees Sareena comforting an upset Bi Han* Ashrah: What's wrong with him? Sareena: He found out Kuai Liang is dating Hanzo Ashrah: I take you're not happy about that, Bi Han? Bi Han: How can I? How would you feel if you found out your sibling dating the most insufferable person you've ever known? Ashrah: *looks at Sareena AKA her sibling Ashrah: *looks at Bi Han AKA the insufferable person she's ever know that her sibling is dating* Ashrah *with a deadpan expression*: I have no idea...
#mortal kombat#mk#ashrah#bi han#sareena#bireena#bi han x sareena#subscorp#okay but the image of bi han not approving of his brother dating hanzo while being unaware that ashrah sees him the same way he sees hanzo#is such a funny image to me
170 notes
·
View notes
Text
It is I, Bi-Han
Mortal Kombat 9 (2011)
Mortal Kombat 11 (2019)
Mortal Kombat Onslaught (2023)
#mortal kombat#bi han#sub zero#noob saibot#kuai liang#bi han & kuai liang#can we just take a moment and talk how bi han#always recognize his little brother? even as kuai liang is much more older or cyber lin kuei or scorpion?#but kuai liang can't recognize him at first in all those scenes? because bi han is changed into wraith?#but kuai liang keeps asking in mirror matches is this bi han#cryomancer brothers once again mess me up emotionally
243 notes
·
View notes
Text
guys it's not a joke anymore I need him
#THE EYES#those arms#im gonna breed him#he might have betrayed his brothers but he has big biceps so i forgive him#knawing at iron bars of my enclosure#im a lesbian but this man has me going feral#hunter speaks#bi han#mk1
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
peace was never an option (´-﹏-`;)
✧~Best friend~✧ (*says's in Johnny's voice*) says the most inspirational and mind blowing thingsヾ(*’O’*)/ (credits : ✧◝ @yourthirdparent ◜✧)
#Tomas goes to therapy for this reason#His therapist is unable to help because kuai liang and bi han are the problem#If no punching bag why in lin kuei ? — Bi han#What traumatizes you makes stronker — Kuai Liang#If no mentally ill no lin kuei#Tomas put the damn shoes outside before you enter the lin kuei you accident — bi han#Tomas vrbada#tomas mk1#Tomas#smoke mk1#mk smoke#Smoke#bi han#bi han sub zero#mk bi han#sub zero#kuai liang#kuai liang mk1#kuai liang scorpion#scorpion mk#mk1 memes#mk1#mk art#moe art#Me try not to use 100293929 tags challenge : impossible#what else do i tag#lin kuei brothers#lin kuei trio#lin kuei
62 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dick: How many hours did you sleep last night? Tim: 4 surprisingly. Dick: Straight? Tim: No bisexual, why?
#and that's how tim came out to his big brother#most of tim's coming out stories involve him being sleep deprived#jason loves bringing that fact up whenever he can#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batbros#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin dc#bi tim drake
302 notes
·
View notes
Text
Lin Kuei Trio as Spider Trio from No Way Home
#mk1#mortal kombat#bi han#kuai liang#tomas vrbada#i already know that joke about tomas's va as spidey but moving on#ofc. this is a meme type and bi han is slightly not his usual aggressive self#could you imagine if bi han says he loves his brothers like right in front of them#while kuai and tomas could say “...thank you?”
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
7 year old Hanzo walking up to Bi-han on the training grounds
Bi-Han:
Hanzo:
Bi-Han:
Hanzo: 😠
Bi-han: ".....what are-argh!!" *stumbles after Hanzo kicks him in the shin*
Hanzo: "Stay away from master Tomas!"
Bi-han: "you disrespectful runt!" *holds hanzo up by the scruff*
Tomas coming from around the corner: "Bi-han! What are you doing!?" *runs over and scoops up a now crying Hanzo*
Tomas, glaring at a shocked Bi-han: "You cannot be rough with him, he is just a boy!"
Bi-han: "I wasn't-" *Tomas raises his hand, not wanting to hear it. He soothes a sniffling Hanzo as he walks away*
Tomas: "Hush Hanzo, do not worry, you are safe" *Hanzo nods as he wipes away fake tears. He makes sure to stick his tongue out at a speechless Bi-Han as they round the corner*
#bitomas#bihan x tomas#canon divergence: if bihan didnt betray them#they still take in Hanzo#i made him alittle younger#smoke is hanzo's favorite#he doesnt like when bi han hogs his attention#kuai liang thinks this shit is hilarious#kuai liang: Seems you've met your match brother#bi han: shut up!#battle of the tempers#mk1 kuai liang#mk1 bi han#mk1 tomas#mk 1 2023#mortal kombat 1#mk1 2023#mk new era#mk1 sub zero#mk1 smoke#mk12#mk1 hanzo#hanzo hasashi#tomas vrbada#kuai liang
122 notes
·
View notes
Text
Lee's prettier/hotter than Luke and I stand by that.
Luke has the build of a sword fighter obviously. He can often look like the typical popular guy in movies or whatever.
Lee has somewhat of an athlete building, but is leaner. They also have a much prettier/gentler appearance. Compared to Luke, Lee is lot more laid back. He has a lot more nurturing way of caring for others, and he has a more carefree attitude.
He can have attitude,similar to his siblings, but he doesn't dwell in his anger. He has more patience and playfulness
And with a camp full of kids with mommy and daddy issues? Of course he's gonna be hotter! His motion smoother in a fight, long hair tied back, and quick aim with his bow-
You just know how much the camp was like "can't believe Luke fumble Lee" after he left. Boy could've been dating Lee the whole time but only realized it when it was too late. Meanwhile Lee was unaware how many times he was some kid's awaking XD
(I know there's hcs/jokes of Luke being Percy's awaking or whatever,but Im just now thinking of him finding out Lee was most everyone elses XD)
Also, the rest of the Apollo cabin definitely was getting annoyed with how many were crushing on their brother. "No,we don't want to hear how hot he is, shut up."
But yeah- anyway. Apollo kids being hot/attractive in some way my beloved.
#mine#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pain rambles#lee fletcher#luke castellan#leeluke#pjo hcs#pjo hc#hcs#hc#head canon#Michael was for the short king lovers at camp#aka Jake#i know Percy/Michael is another popular Michael ship#and honestly it be very funny the idea of Percy crushing on TWO apollo head counselors#than Nico and Will starts dating and Percy just-#“son of apollo? understandable choice.”#“what?” “what?”#even funnier if he had no attraction to Apollo#its just the two sons that don't look as much like him#has to explain to Nico he had crushes on his boyfriend's older brothers#“how did it take this long to realize you're bi?”#“I have no clue man.”
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wish I was more eloquent to make this post, but It continues to infuriate me how mortal kombat as a franchise has completely fumbled the bag on recognizing Bi-Han as the immense, gut wrenching point of tragedy that he should be.
By all accounts, he’s someone who's been denied any real semblance of meaningful choice throughout his entire life. He’s someone that was kidnapped as a child by what is ostensibly a cult, and made to do their bidding lest he be killed or worse. Then he’s murdered only to be denied freedom in death.
I think it’s in the original game’s endings where he mentions intending to leave, but then that brings to mind the question of why hasn't he done so sooner? He’s certainly capable enough to do so, even with the threat of being hunted down by the Lin Kuei for abandoning them. Did he stay for Kuai Liang? Could he even stomach the mere idea of leaving him behind? Was he afraid to risk his safety in either case; that he would die too if they left together, or that he’d be used as a bargaining chip to claw Bi-Han back if he went alone.
Do you think it ate at him knowing he was the only thing standing between Kuai Liang and the full brunt of the Lin Kuei’s manipulation and coercion? That for the longest time he was one of the only sources of genuine love and kindness in his life?
Do you think the Grandmaster held that over his head?
Maybe that’s why it was him chosen to retrieve the map of elements and later Shinnok’s amulet, he was the best they had because he couldn’t afford to not be.
And even then, when he did get a chance, and chose to do the right thing by stopping Shinnok and Quan Chi, he’s punished for it. A man already denied so much of his autonomy has it stripped further away until he’s nothing more than a mindless pawn. Further still, I have to wonder, was his line to Kuai Liang in mk9; that they share blood, but are not brothers, another layer of Quan Chi’s twisting of his mind to his own means—to drive a wedge between him the brother he held on for, the one person he knew truly cared—to twist the knife further for daring to delay his and Shinnok’s plans? Noob Saibot’s too cartoonish, often too over the top, practically intoxicated in how evil he is (or at least that's how his writing comes off) to be a genuine expression of Bi-Han. I wonder if some semblance of him remains trapped and vaguely conscious under that dark veneer, forced to watch himself lose what little he had left.
And even if he had survived, then what? He likely would’ve been cyberized as well, probably even killed like nearly everyone else in mk9, and turned into one of Quan Chi’s undead lackeys anyhow. It’s as if fate (doylist: I know it’s the writers…) won’t let him simply be… him.
I’d bet that when Kuai Liang remade the Lin Kuei after destroying the cyber initiative, he wanted it to be something that—if he could be so fortunate as to have his brother back—was kind enough for Bi-Han to truly call home.
#I’m just#so fucking sick on this horseshit that is mk12#“Ooooh he’s evil and hates his brother and wants to take over the world or whatever the fuck’’ its so *screams of the damned*#Kuai Liang is the man he is BECAUSE Bi-Han loved him and you can tear that fact from my cold dead hands!!!#Do NOT tell me that boy didn't practically raise his little brother bc he never got to experience that love for himself!!!#bi-han#noob saibot#kuai liang#sub zero#mortal kombat#mk9#mkx#mk11#my post#fuck mk12 all my homies fucking HATE mk12
22 notes
·
View notes