#incorrect dcu quotes

[headcanonthings]

Ives: What did Bernard text you? Tim: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours' Ives: And what did you send back? Tim: 'Haha lame' Ives: Tim: I was flirting

[hello-eden]

Favorite

Jason:Everyone knows demon brats favorite sibling is Golden Boy

Tim: it's kind of obvious

Dick: hey Damien who's your favorite

Damian: Stephanie 

Dick:What

Tim: this was unexpected

Jason: why is she your favorite demon brat

Damian: she turns the other way when I get a new animal and sometimes even helps.

Stephanie: I don't live here, I don't have to deal with it.

[anothertimdrakestan]

*the batfam at jason's funeral*

tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?

everyone: of course *leaves*

tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.

jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!

[ryemiffie]

Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

[fenrir-wolf-of-gotham]

Dick Grayson: “I’m retiring from being Nightwing. Who wants it?”

Tim: “Not me. I retired first.”

Jason: “Not me. You wouldn’t catch me in that suit if I was dead.”

Damian: “I’m not interested Grayson.”

*Garbled “Ahem” from the nearby fish tank*

*everyone looks over*

Jarro: “My time to shine!”

[mortsfeministaganedas]

Pinterest feeding me things from tumblr so I have to come here and post them instead of reblogging them

[wakkoroni]

Batfam Incorrect quotes/Scripts: pt 17

Dick, after listening to Tim's plan: Are you insane?

Tim: No I'm unhinged. There's a difference

Dick: That's not any better

[incubaeswriting]

Joker: I’m ovulating, Brucie<3

Bruce: absolutely fucking not.

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

DC Quotes #1

Commissioner Gordon: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Joker: Come on, I'm the nice one!

Joker: I haven't said anything bad about these fucking morons.

[headcanonthings]

Tim: You know archaic Latin? Jason: I got bored with classical Latin. Tim: You know normal Latin? Jason: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me. Tim: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB? Jason: You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

[anothertimdrakestan]

jason: dames how much to get you to grow a mullet?

damian: firstly, i have no desire for excess funds, and secondly, what is a mullet and how does it grow?

tim: oh my god

dick: please don't do this jay let it stay in the pa-

jason: BOY DO I HAVE SOME PICTURES FOR YOU

*runs towards discowing collection*

[ryemiffie]

Dc incorrect quotes with quotes from my day:

Tim: Oh go suck a dick!

Kon el: Will it be yours?!

Tim: ??

Tim: No??

Kon el: Then I don't want it!

Tim: ??

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

[mortsfeministaganedas]

Bruce: Damian’s at that age when a boy only has one thing on his mind

Rich socialite: girls?

Damian: homocide.