#his sunburn 💀

[titobarkvillier]

i interrupt this program to bring you jgp on vacation

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: kid

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_ynln: kid waiting patiently infront of the den den mushi

13 mins until the @/dominicfike album releases!!!

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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LETSS GOOOOO 🔥🔥

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: SUNBURN IS SUCH A BANGER

killerrr: no wonder it was so peaceful on the victoria punk

↳ _ynln: the only time kid isn't wrecking havoc, the fike effect!!

trafalgar_d.law: rare photo of eustass where his hair isn't radiating hairspray fumes (liked by p1rateking_luffy)

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ITS ALL NATURAL

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: dont be mad that i actually take care of my hair

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i can smell ur 10 in 1 from here

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↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STFU YOU DONT EVEN SHOWER. YOURE A NATURAL HUMAN REPELLENT.

↳ trafalgar_d.law: omg strawhat please learn how to spell

↳ _ynln: PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING TAKE THIS TO THE DMS 😭

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_ynln: kid refuses to share his lipsticks with me 😪😪

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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ew why would i want cooties from you

↳ _ynln: ive seen you eat pasta off the ground 😐

↳ hey_its_heat: puts you into perspective

↳ _ynln: WTF WHY AM I GETTING SHIT ON

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: YEAH CAUSE YOU LOSE THEM

↳ _ynln: IT WAS ONE TIME

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: I STILL WANT MY ROMAND#23 NUCADAMIA BACK

killerrr: simp 🥱🥱

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: how do i dislike a comment

lovenami: wtf why does he have a better collection than me

↳ _ynln: life is so unfair 😔💔

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_ynln: i'll never shut up about this

thanks for the tickets loser <3

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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: thanks to yn im a certified once now

wirewirewire: YOU GUYS WENT TO TWICE WITHOUT US?!

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: imagine not being able to see the feels live 🥱🥱

↳ _ynln: kid wtf KFJWBHJDJ 😭😭

lovenami: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET TICKETS I WAS STRUGGLING

↳ _ynln: IDK HAHA KID GOT THEM FOR ME

doflamingo_: I'll get you VIP tickets next time, hmu

↳ _ynln: im blocking u, you're practically a senior citizen

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↳ killerrr: when worlds collide.

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hey_its_heat: being self aware >>>

wirewirewire: THIS IS CRAZY LFMAOO

lovenami: GIRL ITS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE 💀💀

killerrr: bffr i was the one third wheeling, if i have to see u guys kiss one more time i’m ending it 😐😐

↳ _ynln: 😭😭

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: you woke us up cause u were bored and wanted to gossip

↳ _ynln: okay and you weren’t complaining when i was telling you all the new world drama 🤨🤨

↳ killerrr: how do you even know about all of it 😭😭

↳ _ynln: nami, robin, chopper and me have the best gos talks <3

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[CAPTAIN.KIIIID] _ynln replied to your story: omg why are u being cute, what did u do

[k0juki]

mafia!Mick Schumacher

Mick Schumacher x fem!reader

Gn is alright too!

Summary: Just few moments with Mafia!Mick Schumacher x fem!reader.

Warnings: sunburn, sassy reader, mentions of blood and dead body, fluff and teasing I guess? Not much of Mafia at all 💀

!english is not my first language so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors!

Also picture is not mine! Credit goes to owner!

Fem!reader would be working for him as his personal assistant. Fully knowing what he does for a living and her being alright with it because she gets paid well. She would be his right hand that always reminds him when he has an important meeting, bringing him drinks like tea or coffee when he doesn't go to sleep or when he's feeling cocky, he would tell her to choose the shirt she likes on him to just mess with her because he likes to see her face all red. You not wanting to look at him, feeling overwhelmed.

Mick would start to remove his black t-shirt and be like "Which one do you like more on me liebling?" All cocky with that pet name in German knowing it works on her. "The white button down shirt you ass." She would say not being scared at all, knowing that he would never hurt her for anything she says. Mick would just chuckle, throwing a smirk her way as she's leaving him to change his clothes. Feeling butterflies in stomach.

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He would fall first, she would fall harder.

Fem!reader would be secretly loving Mick but being an ass to him because she's scared that if she opens to him, he would leave her, so it's better if she hurts him by saying all the mean things and acting like she doesn't care instead of her getting hurt, but it still be hurting her feelings.

But Mick knowing better, he would be so caring towards her, never forgetting her birthday and buying her a little cupcake with candle on it with colorful flowers that she loves, letting her borrow his jacket when it gets cold, giving anyone death stare the moment someone says anything disrespectful to her or just making her feel uncomfortable, always having an spare hair bands somewhere in his pocket or on his hand, like it's middle of the July and she was rushing to his office because for the first time she overslept in few years.

Coming to his office apologizing that she came later than usual, she would sit behind her desk that is opposite of his. Being all sweaty from the weather and forgetting her ice coffee on her way there she didn't have much luck.

Sanding from his desk and going right behind her, he would found one of the hair bands, taking strands of hair and began to make her a ponytail, "I can do it myself" she said as he gently, so as not to hurt her, he would run his hand through her soft hair that she washed before she went to bed last night.

"I know you can, but let me, '' Mick said as he adjusted the rubber band on her head, kissing the top of her head as she tucked a piece of her hair behind her ear that didn't want to stay in place. "Thank you Mick, you didn't have to " she said feeling all shy "You're welcome love."

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Mick is definitely a pet name king. Teasing you at any given moment. Not having peace even at your home when you came from the bathroom freshly shower, you hear your phone buzz and saw Mick's photo on your screen, so you pick it up thinking none of it and he would just start blabbing some nonsense to annoy you. "You know liebling, I really enjoy the mean facade you're trying to make." He said chuckling and anyone who would hear Mick right now, wouldn't say that he belongs to the mafia at all.

"You're seriously like a man-child" you said, now all annoyed. "Don't you want to go for coffee sometime?" huh? You thought "Bye Mick, call me when you need something important." Hanging up, you have to slow your breathing as you hold your phone closer to your chest now all frustrated.

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I think fem!reader wouldn't take him seriously at first. Just a pure assistant that does her job the best she can. Yes, time to time seeing a dead body, blood and everything like that, but she doesn't care enough for that. Sometimes she thinks he just wants to use her and then leave her. So she would be distant with him as much as possible those days.

He wouldn't like that. He can't be nothing but gentlemen around her. So he's always opening/holding doors for you. "After you liebling.”

And definitely would say some shit like "You're playing hard to get" whereupon you answered him "you're playing hard to get rid of". Both of you not meaning anything like that.

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Fem!reader would always deny him from buying her expensive things, but him being Mick Schumacher will always buy you anything and I mean anything you want. He would take you on his yacht when he takes something like a holiday or 3 weeks off and said that you have it as free time. With him.

There would be so much pda. A lot of it. Mick will definitely sit next to you and will lay his hand on your thigh when you are eating breakfast/dinner or any other food. "Is it good?" Mick asked as he looked at you, your mouth full of fruits. "It's delicious," you said, smiling at him.

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Fem!reader forgetting to put sunscreen and getting sunburn. "What did I tell you, hm?" Mick said with a bit of a disappointed tone in his voice. "Come here liebling, you need to hydrate it." He said now softly, knowing that it must hurts you.

Lots of small touches that make goosebumps on your skin, when he puts his hand on your lower back and starts rubbing small circles there as you put your head on his shoulder, now finally being comfortable. Your eyes are heavy as you feel him kiss the top of your head.

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Do not copy or translate my works!

It was supposed to be Kimi but somehow it ended up being Mick so... maybe Kimi is gonna be next?

🫠🩷

[burntb4bydoll]

HEY POOKIE 😍😍😍 hear me out...2023 bill w/ a reader who's has hypersomnia? Basically the opposite of insomnia, so she gets tired really easily and sleeps a lot throughout the day. So basically all the time she's just laying on him 💀 LMFAOOO I LOVE YOUR WRITING SCHATZI ❤️❤️❤️

IT HAS A NAME FOR IT??? I 100% HAVE THIS I DID NOT KNOW IT HAD A NAME WTH

2023 Bill Kaulitz x reader with hypersomnia headcannons

•omfg he would be so comfy to sleep on

•he would use his long nails to gently scratch your head and back while you sleep ugh🥴

•I feel like he would keep extra blankets and pillows in random spots for you😭 like he has some in his car and some tucked away around the house

•he thinks its so cute how you fall asleep on him. He will take a picture of you laying on him every time you fall asleep (he won’t post them without asking you first ofc)

•fully prepared for you to randomly come sit on his lap to sleep. You don’t even have to ask anymore, he just opens his arms and continues doing whatever he was doing before you came over to him

•he’ll make sure that you’re in a comfortable position every time you fall asleep somewhere random. He will readjust your body and head so that you dont get sore

•calls you sleeping beauty because he thinks hes hilarious and it’s actually so cute

•SO SOFT WITH YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP

•he always makes sure that you slept well

• says you shit like “oh you’re awake, are you ready to get up sweetie?” Or “how did you sleep? Do you feel better now?” And he says it in the most gentle and sweet voice ever

•would kill someone if they disturbed your sleep. He makes sure everyone stays quiet so that they don’t wake you and if the get too loud he covers your ears omfg:((

• one time you guys were just sitting in the shallow end of a pool (like on the stairs, yk?) and you fell asleep clinging on to him😭 and he just sat there until you started to get a little sunburned so he woke you up and made you go put some healing lotion on it💀 (this is just a cute little scenario I thought of LOL)

[twisted-lover-boys]

Can I pls request all the dorm leaders with an albino boyfriend

With An Albino Boyfriend

{not proof-read}

Of course!

I know that the common myth is that albinos have red eyes but they usually have blue eyes so I gave him baby-blue eyes. Think Gojo’s eye color from jjk—

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Riddle was immediately drawn to you because of your appearance. Of course you were covered heavily by the ceremonial robes but he could faintly see your pale skin and snow-white hair. He was mostly interested in your eyes which were a bright baby-blue which stood out against your pale skin

He finally got an explanation to your appearance when you told him that you were an albino but that didn’t make him love you any less

Your skin is very sensitive and he knows that so he always reminds you to apply them and carry them with you in case you need them again. He even might carry some himself in case you end up forgetting

When you’re outside, he’s even more worried about you. He makes sure you cover up your arms and legs and at least wear a hat and some sunscreen. He doesn’t want you to end up getting a sunburn, especially with your sensitive skin

When the situation calls for it, he will offer any covering clothing of his. He doesn’t have much but he always gives them to you if you need them. Long-sleeve shirts, gloves, even jackets just to name a few

Despite having to be careful with your strong sensitivity to light, he can’t help but love you all the same. Your gentle and caring nature always making him swoon deeper for you

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Leona has met a lot of people with being the second prince of the Afterglow Savanah after all, but you were different. You were very pale with white hair to boot and blue eyes that stuck out from your appearance

He had assumed that you were albino since it’s a rare occurrence in beastmen and was proven right when you told him such. Doesn’t mean he cares about you any less though

He always reminds you to take care of your skin and scolds you if you forget. He’s made it a habit to carry them around in case you forget please he worries about you

He always makes sure you’re covered before you go outside. He doesn’t show it but he’s really worried about you, especially with such light-sensitive skin. Sunscreen, hat, gloves/arm covers are essential

Leona does lend you some of his old hoodies or joggers that he doesn’t wear anymore with the excuse that they don’t fit him anymore. They absolutely do but he won’t admit he’s worried about you

He has never once complained about your sensitivity or your needs throughout your relationship because he loves you despite all of that. Your caring attitude is all it takes for his tough-guy act to crumble around you

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Azul has never seen a person like you before and yet found himself mesmerized. When you met, he was immediately drawn to your snow-like skin and hair with mesmerizing blue eyes that reminded him of the coral sea

He was finally given and answer to his question when you said that you were albino. Nothing really changed between you as he didn’t care about your appearance, he still loves you

Azul also has sensitive skin but not in the same way you do. Since he’s a merman on land, his skin gets dry very often so you both do your skin routines together and remind one another to carry extra in case you need it or forget

You’re both prepped when you have to go outside. Arm covers, jackets, gloves, and even hats when the heat becomes unbearable. Sunscreen is also an essential and you’ve both made habits to just carry a bottle for outside

He gives you his jackets and long-sleeve shirts and you give him your hoodies and arm covers. It’s a fair trade but nothing ever gets returned on time—

Azul is so soft for you, even if he doesn’t show it or know how to show it often. No matter what you look like, your gentleness with him is all he needs to melt in your hands

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Kalim has met many people because of my family but he’s never met someone who looks like you. Pale skin and snowy hair to match it with radiant blue eyes to complete the look. He was very interested in you and immediately wanted to know more about you

When you said that you were albino, he let out a small “ooh!” since albino’s are not very common at all in the Scalding Sands. Now it just gives him a reason to love you even more

Kalim is forgetful but he never forgets about your skin care. He always carries your stuff with him even after he sees you apply it. He just wants to be safe!

Kalim doesn’t burn easily but he knows that you do so he always doubles, even triple, checks that you have everything you need to stay covered. Sunscreen, hats, and arm/leg covers if you use them

All of his clothing is very loose and open but he does give you his hoodies and his cardigans if you ever need them…it’s just that sometimes he forgets that he gave them to you for the day

Kalim holds you so close to his heart. He loves you so much and doesn’t care about your appearance because of how caring and soft you are. He just…swoons

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Vil has met a lot of people throughout his career but he’s never met someone like you. Snow-pale skin along with white hair. He was mostly drawn to your eyes, which shined an amazing crystal blue

He figured that you were albino and it was confirmed when you told him. Just because you look different and need specific needs doesn’t mean he loves you any less

Vil has always fussed over your skin and still does, just even more now. He saw your current skin products, gasped, and gave you his own. Now, your skin looks so much better and you still get coverage!

Vil will give you leggings and arm covers if you need them to go outside. He does have a few hats but they’re more for fashion than for coverage…

He fusses over your skin like a worried parent but he just loves you so much that he doesn’t want you to be hurt. He doesn’t want your gentleness to be hurt by some simple sunburn

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Idia never gets to meet a lot of people because he’s a shut in but he doesn’t regret coming out of his room that day. Your pale skin and white hair stood out amongst the crowd and your blue eyes shone so brightly…he never thought he’d be able to talk to you without stuttering like a fool

Your appearance was explained when you told him that you were albino. His love for you didn’t falter even after you told him because you just explained why you looked that way, doesn’t matter what you look like for him to love you

Oh Idia absolutely has light sensitive skin and does have stuff for his skin but it’s just like putting on lotion and saying “done” so don’t trust him with your stuff

Despite that, he knows how to cover up when going outside and will make sure that you’re also covered so that you don’t have to go back in a hurry in case you forget. Sunscreen is essential and is non-negotiable between you

He has a lot of hoodies and is open to share them with you so long as he gets them back eventually but he might just turn a blind eye if you beg ask

Your appearance may have been what drew him to you in the first place, but it is not the defining factor of your relationship. Idia never thought that he’d fall in love, let alone with such a kind man like you.

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Malleus has met a plethora of people in his life time, but you’re the first man whose appearance caught his eyes. Snow pale skin and pearl white hair, with blue eyes that stood out like sapphires…just describing you like that isn’t enough to show how he feels about you

He has met albino people before but just wanted to hear you confirm it before he assumed. Nonetheless, you’re still perfect in his eyes

Malleus also probably has light sensitive skin and always makes sure to take extra care of his skin, and that goes for you as well, as he constantly reminds you to take care of yourself

Every single piece of clothing of his in very black and very covering and he’d give you them if you didn’t have your own. Even if you didn’t have covering clothing, you’d both apply sunscreen on each other just to be safe

Arm covers, long-sleeved frilly shirts, coats and jackets, literally anything that can help protect your skin from a sunburn he gives to you even if it’s blistering hot

Malleus holds you very dear in his heart. Your caring and gentle nature luring him close until he fell head over heels for you. Even if your appearance was different, he know dog wouldn’t have changed a thing

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[eldritch-spouse]

pinnie mother that moment when people ask you stuff that I know for sure you've answered four months ago in your post #2555. off topic but I need you to expand a little on the vampiric pissbaby lore - so since mosquitoes go nuts for my blood, hypothetically speaking - how much danger are we in as Grimblys obsession, I mean realistically (ha), would he even let us pry him off - I know guy's acting like a twink but we know that's just an act 💀

[I mean, part of what I do here involves re-explaining concepts several times. Especially because, even with the masterlist, sometimes I have to fetch posts that aren't there and are buried in so much shit I'd spend a day scrolling to find them. It's been a great exercise in patience.]

Alright, so Grimbly's vampirism is a mixture of two things:

Catalina's recessive vampirism gene (sshhh, let's say it can be inherited in this universe);

And Rinx's infernal nature, which helped activate the vampirism gene, as tends to be the case when demons copulate with a species which has the potential to be vampiric.

The thing that holds most importance here isn't even the fact that he's vampiric, but rather the fact that he's a vampire whose father is of Greed. Think of it this way, when vampirism is "activated" by a demon parent, their type plays a role in the actions that monster will make, how they feed.

The worst possible outcome is a vampiric monster whose demonic parent is a glutton. Those vampires should not be trusted to feed on someone.

In this case, you're not in a really good position either, because a greedy vampire wants all of your blood too. They just tend to have more self-control than the "glutton-activated" one.

Grimbly's greed and materialism has a strong hold of him. But do you know what's even stronger? His fear of abandonment and loneliness. It is such a strong fear in fact, that Grimbly will "come to his senses" even in a half-starved state.

He's clever. What ends up happening is that Grimbly doesn't let himself get hungry. That's too risky, he's had a couple of nasty encounters in the past because he neglected his hunger before, leading to sunburns and and groups wanting to gang up on him.

Thus, Grimbly "snacks" in the break room, where a mini refrigerator in the kitchenette are holds a couple of blood bags and blood-infused foods.

He loves to feed on you, for sure, but these sessions are a lot shorter than they'd otherwise be with other halflings or "pure" vampires. He will still nag for a minute or two more, but it's easier to dislodge him purely because Grimbly isn't actually hungry.

That being said, Grimbly can and will gorge on your blood to incapacitate you and keep you too low-energy to resist his will.

[sketchys-art]

Tap on the image for better quality! Lined ver. under the read more (if it works)

More Balloon World drawings!

I like to think that digital Moon, like DCA Moon, is an absolute menace and loves to mess with Y/N and is the first one to take a liking to 'em. This Sun, however, is very passive-aggressive and does NOT like Y/N.

Y/N just thinks they're playing around like Moon tho and nicknames Sun "Sunburn" for his temper 💀

Extra doods!

[levmada]

do u reckon levi got super fucken sunburnt when he first joined the corps because his edward cullen skin couldn’t handle the sunlight. like whole face red and peeling sunburnt.

i do fuxkin reckon

maybe it was like autumn when Levi, Izzy and Furlan went aboveground and Levi got sunburn the very next day (it was mostly cloudy). he thought he was having an allergic reaction to something (all the disgusting dust?? the mountains of food??).

he also squinted for days. it was just so bright.

but so warm. Levi fell in love with the sun and the air. to hell with sunburn. he’d find any excuse to go out ‘for some fresh air’. others thought he was weird for just standing around outside, but he was having the time of his LIFE.

some rando probably pointed out his red face (and shoulders. and hands. and) and used it as more ammunition to use against Levi being a former criminal, super rude and unapproachable and short etc etc etc. before Levi had any reputation except being a criminal shoved into the scouts’ ranks. he literally got bullied💀

but for like an hour. and then everyone was scared of him, and just gossiped in secret. then they were made even more shocked when (in the canon no regrets manga) Levi was immune to shadis’ efforts at corporal punishment.

but anyway Levi realized the sun could burn him, but he didn’t know what to do abt it bc he couldn’t read very well, so research was out of the question… and asking for help was even MORE out of the question. probably Furlan asked around and bought aloe for Levi. but then Levi got mad that Furlan, blowing his money on him, and made it up to him later with a blowjob.

next summer Levi got so sunburnt he could barely move💀💀 bc he kept ignoring it and insisting he was fine (typical Levi behavior). atp maybe it was a bonding time between Erwin and Levi (fuck that’s a good fic idea) where Erwin looked after him while he made Levi rest

ps: i think Levi Izzy and Furlan had to be told not to look directly at the sun too💀

[iisasarcasticlittleshite]

hmmmm since you said you were looking for ideas and it's summertime what about swimming as a prompt? which of em are good at it, which of em narrowly avoid drowning, which one is the one in the group that say they don't need sunscreen and burns, ect. ect. (i already know hinata learned his lesson early on about sunscreen, UV rays don't come to play with gingers 💀)

Thank you for the idea! This was thrown together pretty quick and I'm happy with it since some of these characters are a little outta my comfort zone, hope you like!

Oh, Hinata knows the sun is killer, you won't catch him missing his sunscreen. It is still Hinata though so he's prone to forgetting to reapply, especially if he's playing beach volleyball.

On really hot days, he'll set a timer to do it so he doesn't burn, which results in him having the best tan on the team. Give him two weeks of shity weather though and he's right back to pale.

He's an absolute water baby, diving under waves and plowing out to see, he's good at avoiding stronger currents and stays out of them, but honestly, swimming's just an awesome cooldown workout in summer.

Atsumu's a decent swimmer, tries to play strong man with the sun, until he starts to feel his skin burning, so he'll slap on sunscreen in a hurry and miss the back of his shoulder or something, so he ends up with the weirdest sunburn pattern ever.

Hinata won't ever let him hear the end of his "bunny" shaped red patch right in the middle of his side.

Miya serves as a warning for Bokuto, who religiously reapplies sunscreen every two hours without fail. He tracks down the most thoughrough person in whatever group he's in and asks them to do his back for him.

Sometimes though, he'll get caught up in volleyball, and oh boy does he burn. He's a huge baby about it, pouts constantly until someone rubs aloe on it for him and makes it feel momentarily better.

He ends up in a lot of water races with Hinata, so he's a good swimmer...most of the time. Let's be honest, Bo's a wall of muscle, the second he stops concentrating, man sinks like a stone.

Bold of anyone to assume Sakusa will be exposing any kind of skin to the sun. Man is covered until the temperature hits the high thirties, with sun block on underneath, never anything less than 50 spf.

He won't, or can't go anywhere near a shared body of water, trying to throw him will result in death. On one occasion, he can be convinced to go into a highly chlorinated private pool, but it was forty so no one blamed him.

Kageyama puts sunscreen on when he leaves the house, and that's it. Doesn't even think about reapplying, even if he spends all day in the sun. Poor man's not used to the outdoors, he's an inside boy.

He can swim, but don't get him competitive, he forgets he has to keep his head above water at the same time as moving forward.

[madreemeritus]

I came into a weird conclusion that everytime i look into Erik's face (1925s version), see fanarts or even use my imagination to interpretate the novel's description... i realize there is nothing too bad at all about his face 💀

I mean

He's just a weird little guy with skinny body and a big forehead (more space to kissies 😋), there's nothing terrifying about it. I actually think the ALW musical made an uglier and more noticeable deformity (except the 2004 sunburn thing).

People are just overdramatic fr

[angxliquel]

Random Hcs I have of the main four (this applies to the books)

Jack:

Lactose Intolerant

Has a small gap between his front teeth

Would be the kind of guy to wear dino slippers in the morning

Knows the first half of three different songs on the piano (Just the first half)

Can wiggle his ears?? somehow??

Would go on shopping trips with Rover and come back with like a gazillion different squeaky toys, mainly cause Rover tore through each of them in a minute

Can rollerskate but can't iceskate for shit

I know he was picked up by the hoodie by King Wretch in book three, but I imagine that if he'd been picked up by the shoulders, he'd have some claw marks there.

Quint:

Used to collect scratch and sniff stickers

Sleeps so god damn still you'd think he's dead. I'm talking arms crossed over his chest and everything

Allergic to strawberries

Has a few not-too-serious burn scars up and down his arms, thanks to some experiments gone wrong

Played the flute in Varsity Band before the Apocalypse. He'll bring it out every once in a while on the gang's karaoke nights.

Good at sketching monsters and other things because he used to do it with animals before the apocalypse

Knows bird calls

June:

HATES chocolate

Grew up on Nancy Drew

Her hair is actually slightly curly, she just straightened it before the apocalypse, and now she doesn't

Her stares can kill (mostly likely)

One time, the fabric lining within Blasty somehow ripped, causing the metal to scrape against the top of her hand. She has a pretty big scar there now. Her hands are really fucked up 😭 her palms are absolutely littered with cuts from gone wrong spear sharpening sessions

Can do the splits

Writes songs, but mostly ends up scrapping them

Dirk:

His pupils are slightly dilated, and his eyes are a little grey due to being half zombie

Actually has a lot of freckles that come out in the sun

VERY prone to sunburns

Loves the Mall Cop Movies

The mowhalk was an impulsive choice in sixth grade. Probably saw some guy in a magazine with it and thought it looked cool. (I know Book Six says otherwise but hush)

Coin collector

The gang decorated his helmet with all kinds of stuff. He appreciates it a lot

Undefeated bowling champ

On a totally unrelated note, I'm trying to do a voice headcannons thing for the main four in the books (cause I imagine they have different voices than in the shows) but MY LORD. I can't find a voice that suits Dirk anywhere 💀

[fatuismooches]

ok im going to talk about dottore with a lover who hates wearing sunblock but is also pale because guess what (poses) also brought to you by the tiny sunburn on my shoulder (im korean so it's not as bad and i just tan but i also got the vampire genes) (aka: pale and looks young forever)

Dottore who has to sneak aloe or sunblock into lotion for his lover because they will just Not Wear Sunblock

In the deserts of sumeru and they're wearing clothes that show skin because its Fucking Hot? Refuse, absolutely not

"You're going to get burnt."

"If the sun decides it is my time it is my time"

"Absolutely not."

Dottore's lover who will whine and complain about having to wear sunblock because "it feels weird" as if getting sunburnt is any better

Dottore who KNOWS his lover knows why they should wear sunscreen but it's always a boss battle when he tries to get them to wear it.

One day, Dottore doesn't make them, figuring they'll learn their lesson, cue his lover covered in sunburns.. do they complain? no. do they learn from their mistakes? ALSO NO?? he's so confused and i think that's funny

It gets to the point where Dottore just makes his lover carry an umbrella because, then at least they're both somewhat happy

- 🎈 who spent too long at a water park, slipped and hurt their ankle, then caught air when on a water slide

🎈 ANON?? ARE YOU OKAY ??? I hope your ankle is okay!! 😭 Though i hope you had fun at the water park, that sounds fun ❤️

Anyway... 🎈 anon would you be alarmed if i said i like. never wear sunscreen... 💀 I don't think I've ever gotten really sunburnt though? Dottore will probably have to introduce me to sunscreen because I honestly forget it exists sometimes 😅

Regardless, this idea is so funny to me because he's going out of his way to care for you and you're just going to... deny his kind act? Who do you think you are? You're wearing this sunscreen, whether you like it or not. He will not hear of it when you start complaining of your skin hurting and cracking and will leave you to fend for yourself! (You never ended up complaining for some odd reason, but anyway, he begrudgingly applied some soothing cream on you while he just went on about how you need to listen to him otherwise this wouldn't have happened!! + insult insult insult) (he is still worried for you) (this has happened more than once) (for once he is unsure what to do and thinks you're a weirdo, affectionately though)

Reader is the kind of person to use the guise of the heat to pull Zandik under the umbrella with them, so they have an excuse to be close to him (too bad this isn't a perfect romantic novel rainy-day situation, Zandik doesn't fall for it because he wears sunscreen unlike someone else, he scowls)

Good thing in Snezhnaya sunscreen isn't needed anymore! You still keep the umbrella for memories though, it has probably gone through many trials but you love it anyway <3

[24hrfrog]

Thought dump

Harvard is a homebody, he has a whole library filled of books he’s collected since he was a kid (big fan of reading at a young age and grew up reading MASSIVE novels)

Yale is a tan mofo. He always comes back to his and Harvard’s home tracking sand around the front entrance which makes Harvard annoyed. Yale sometimes drags Harvard on his surfing trips when Harvard allows lol most of the time though Yale is out at the beach with Halo and Phoenix

Slider has tan marks (I gotta remember to add them whenever drawing him now, I think that’s a nice detail)

100% the ‘86 line did a prank on someone or a couple of people where they didn’t wake them up from a beach nap and they got mad sunburn this happened to my friend but that was because the person she was with didn’t have enough decency to wake her up 💀

[buck-yyyy]

BUCKY BUCKY HI HOW ARE YOU??? HOW WAS YOUR DAY??

I COME WITH GIFTS FOR YOU!! i'm not finished yet BUT i'm SO CLOSE to being done, and i made sure to write down everything to tell you on a sheet of paper (it's titled "pour bucky <3" in the floweriest rune font i could do)

i could DEFINITELY write an analysis about the twins' parallels and richard's obsession with camilla and what that means for his heterosexuality

richard ONLY likes "ebullient" girls (also bright-eyed), a word with which i was, surprisingly, unfamiliar with, but a quick check of my dictionary says that it's "cheerful" or "happy". this isn't really anything to note, except that i saw it and the "bull" part and thought it was another synonym for masculine adhbfjadf

aw francis bought richard a tie <3

"a trick i learned from henry" THE BOYFRIENDISM OF IT

richard noticing things about henry <3

"glowing" richard that is NOT how people describe sunburns. you're just gay.

francis omg what (<- i have no idea the context for this)

"lovely strong muscled legs" i mean. i can appreciate a hot muscle lady too. but richard

"masculine" THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE DESCRIBES CAMILLA AS MASCULINE AND HOW MUCH HE LIKES HER FOR IT I'M FUCKING SOBBING

parallel (this was about camilla was being described beautiful and how much she looks like charles. richard WHAT is going through your brain)

richard should've left charles in jail tbh (DFUAHDA THIS IS ABOUT HIM AND CAMILLA AND LIKE. I HOPE HE DIES IN THE HOSPITAL, SOBER AND SUFFERING)

francis and his love of charles. francis. you're great. but man do you have bad taste

did he just fantasize about life with francis???

richard. richard what the fuck (<- also don't know the context for this but it's a pretty good summary of this book tbh)

"the glow of his praise" just say you're gay for him, richard. just say you're gay for henry and that he makes you feel funny inside.

"I had never thought henry handsome" mhm sure. an offshoot of this is his later description of henry being "tigerish in his grace" and my man WHAT (<- i audibly said that "my man what" like. 5 times ahfdafdsa)

jealousy (richard asking about camilla and henry is giving such jealous vibes, but in the context it seemed like he wanted to be with henry and was jealous of camilla)

henry really living up to his name, bc this is some vecna-esque shit right here

nah bucky you're right, winterpapen is OUT, richard x francis for the win

"i put my hand on his arm" there is literally NO reason to write this. it serves no narrative purpose. i mean. why include this if not gay 🤷‍♀️

richard and his homoerotic, daddy issues-fueled obsession with julian

finally saw the cover 💀 i thought it was abstract but nope that is a whole face 💀

anyways if this book doesn't end with "looking back on this, I think i;m gay" i am going to astral project into it and shake richard by the throat

SHSJXBAKXBS KAYE I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH LMAO

AND YAYYYYYYY RICHARD AND FRANCIS FOR THE WIN FR FR!!!!!! I’M SO GLAD THAT YOU’RE LIKING THE BOOK :DDDD

[castielhereforyou]

It's July, and do you know what it means? Beach date headcanons! By day, afternoon or night. We never went back to silver since episode 9, what a waste for a romantic moment with our (already) boyfriends.

Hellooooo, Anon!!

Thank uuu so much for this request<33 I loove itt, cause YESS I AGREE, what a waiistt! The 2019 summer event was my all time fav event in all MCL because we finally had a beach date, but sadly the 3 deleted crushs weren't there :"") SOOO I'M SO GLAD TO WORK ON ITT!!

A beach date with MCL Boys🌊:

1-Castiel

-Sunglasses on and Private beach helloo😎

-No but😭we noticed that He reallyyy need privacy,and I understand that paparazzi and wild fans can ruin so many things and even cause dangerous things :/

-Love to swim hehe, almost never get out of the water😭(saame xD) and I believe he's a good swimmer^^

-The type to get a very nice color without even tryiiing, SO LUCKYY <3

-I also picture that he's a guy who get hot very easily! Soo yess not only he likes to have fun in the water but also it's his way to feel cold and better😭

-HERE FOR THE ICE CREAM!!

-Competitive as heilll, and hate to loseee soo some games at the beach gotta be one of his favourite thing!!

-Loves to tease Candy, will probably carry her by surprise and throw her in the water xD.

2-Nathaniel:

-Likes to walk on the hot sand for some reasons :3

-Probably (certainly xD)will bring a book or some to read while seating on his chair, sunbathing and drinking a fresh beverage^^

-Likes to swim 2× hehe^^, A good swimmer just like Castiel!

-Would play Tennis :3

-competitive 2× plus a good player, he is used to play with Amber as we saw before :3

-Can't stop eating the savory food!

-sometimes get sunburn😭Free this Man!!

-But when he doesn't He can get a very good color^^ a color that would perfectly suit him hehe!

3-Lysander:

-For some reasons^^ I don't picture Lysander as a beach lover, I just feel like, He wouldn't go a lot to the beach, maybe if Candy wanted but would prefer to go to other places plus he also get sunburns💀(pls free this Man too zinzozzn)

-Would go if Candy wanted and also if He is searching for some inspiration^^ beach is really one of the best things for that!

-Would ofc bring ofc his notebook and maybe a book :3

-Doesn't swim a lot, buut a very good swimmer^^ maybe even the best!

-Isn't a biig fan of beach food, but would command a fresh beverage incase it's too hot!

-Smiles to children passing by and who're looking at Him, sorry but pedagogical Lysander is one of my fav😭<3

4-Armin:

-Hates the beach😭😭

-No but, we all know Armin is a biig hater of the outside, Man would rather stay inside playing video games plus Armin is a very pale guy so sunburn are reallyy bad in his case ;/

-But seeing Candy insisting and wanting to go the beach so much, He would make an effort and go to it!

-Wondering if He'll bring his cansole xD

-Doesn't go shirtless to not get a looot of sunburns on his body^^

-A fan of ever beach food, a biig lover!!

-Isn't a veryy good swimmer but his parents used to take him a lot when he was a child with Alex soo he still remembers and like to swim sometimes!

-Also just like Castiel xD would tease Candy jznzkzk, NO ARMIN PLS STOP TRYING TO DRAWN CANDY

5-Kentin:

-Likes a lot the beach^^

-Not only He likes it a lot, Going with Candy and Cookie is what would make his day better :3

-BEACH FOOD BIGGEST LOVERRR!!

-Very veryy good swimmerrr!

-Also Cookie😎😎as master as dog!

-Also get a perfect color~

-Like Castiel, get hot easily soo He's running to the water!!

-Likes to buy a loot of souvenirs^^

-Competitive 3× hehe, whe plays and win! Every type of beach game!!

-Would go camping there He loves the beach too much to leave it😭😭

[districtunrest]

20 questions: fic author edition!

tagged by @caesarflickermans :)

how many works do you have on ao3?

12 posted. I've deleted a couple over the years that I wasn't proud of. looking back, I should've orphaned them :/

2. what's your total AO3 word count?

169,931

3. what fandoms do you write for?

mostly the hunger games. I have one that's from the book thief, and one unposted WIP from a:tla.

4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

let the memories be good for those who stay

gym class

something of our own

cinderella man

so this is your maverick

5. do you respond to comments? why or why not?

yes! I like to thank people and reply to their feedback. I love to discuss fic with writers and readers. I leave detailed comments for that reason.

6. what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

my first one, to have and to hold. (This happens year after year and it will never stop.)

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

cinderella man. (Where Katniss kissed him on his cheek before heading for the forest with her bow feels puckered and hot (sunburned), tingling. Happy. He thinks it's a good look for him.)

8. do you get hate on fics?

not hate but I've had criticism over some Gale-related parts of SOO. just as well, I am now very self-conscious about that part of the story. 😀

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

not really, or not explicitly. I appreciate when sexual content is more emotion-focused (good or bad) and character-driven and adds to the story. I skim/skip explicit content in my own reading so I definitely don't care to write it myself. I don't think I'd be very good at it, either; I am very clinical about the body.

10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?

I've written one, and it's so crazy! in a fun, unhinged-teenager way. it's a hunger games/book thief crossover called the callers from the coffin, where Death follows Haymitch over the years in the same way they did Liesel.

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that I know of.

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

no.

13. have you ever cowritten a fic before?

nope. and for good reason - I'd be terrible at that, between being a bit of a control freak and having an inconsistent writing schedule.

14. what's your all-time favorite ship?

zutara (to the point where I can never write it and am honestly so picky when it comes to reading it)

15. what's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

so this is your maverick ought to have a second part but I just don't know if I'll ever get around to it.

16. what are your writing strengths?

punctuation and grammar lmao as well as writing naturally paced dialogue. I prioritize good/accurate characterization in fanfic, but I won't say that's an actual strength of mine.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

my confidence, first and foremost lol.

also, I really have to pare down my rough drafts. I do a lot of hand-holding without realizing, even though I love to read between the lines and infer when I read other people's work. but I worry I don't write as masterfully to be able to do that well.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

fun to read! not fun to write extensively, and so I don't. the most I've done is have Rudy in let the memories be good for those who stay say ja or other words that were italicized/isolated in the original text. I try to follow the rules of the original text. otherwise, I'd just say 'spoke in X language' but continue on in English.

19. first fandom you wrote for?

a:tla, on nickelodeon forums 💀

20. favorite fic you've ever written?

that's hard! I am really having fun with something of our own, so that one.

tagging: any mutual or follower of mine who hasn't yet!!