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egophiliac · 28 days ago

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back from break and catching up on stuff! (belated) congrats Eng on getting dog sensei :D :D :D

#art #twisted wonderland #quick thing just to experiment with ~brushes~#also just because at any given moment i am thinking about how much crewel misses his dog(s?)#and must project his love onto emma and her beautiful spots instead 😔#he spends every day trying to keep the world's pettiest teenage jerks from exploding the room and/or themselves #when he could be at home petting a dog #crewel is the strongest man alive

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ajastu · 2 months ago

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[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄

#kunst huli #zea dao oc #dragon age #datv #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age veilguard #rook datv #rook thorne #solas dragon age #fen'harel #i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG #also kind of on topic? theres a song #'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds #kind of veilguard coded tbhhh #rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic #its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy #i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people #but they would definitely be frustrated #and then also angry post-prison #they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ #even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him #datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 8 months ago

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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

Previous!!

Next!!

First!!

#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol #should i keep going i actually don't know #are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite #the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂‍↕️#cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #gravity falls comic #yeah cause i am drawing comics now #that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #vampire fiddleford #werewolf stan pines #werewolf stan #gravity falls halloween au #i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know #mullet stan

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blaqcats-fics · 4 months ago

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been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

#this isn’t the last time jason steals the tires #bruce keeps doing stuff with the other batkids #and Jason is like look at this opportunity #like imagining if tim gets arrested for something bc i mean come on tims a menace #then bruce just bails tim out and just the week before jason was arrested and bruce let him sit in jail for like two days #jason blew up something so like bad jason #either way jason is like i warned you batbitch and he steals the tires from the batmobile again and then who knows what happens to the tires #unfortunately it gets worse #bc bruce then takes dick to a fancy ass dinner #and it’s to one of Jason’s favorite stakehouses #Like it was the only fancy food place he could stand #good steak is good steak #and jason’s like this is crossing a line #so instead of stealing the tires again #he just takes the entire batmobile #how? no one knows #no one sees the batmobile again or the tires #at least until Batman gets a call from various members of the JL asking him why pieces of the batmobile have been popping up in the city #however it’s about the car itself #no one knows where the tires are still #jason calling Oliver up and saying like i don’t like you man but like we both don’t like batman want his tires?#jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #dc universe #batman #batfamily #batfam #damian wayne

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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yaoirotic · 9 months ago

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Prince of Heat Damage

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dirk strider #dave strider #roxy lalonde #strilondes #funny how this is the only time I’ve ever done a design for dave w my headcanons and felt slightly satisfied with it #that man is an enigma in my mind design wise #he can be anything he wants to be all at once and his design keeps changing #it’s crazy #but yeah #homestuck fanart #spideydoodles

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shamefullyontheside · 8 days ago

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way too much "i want to kill sans for banging my mom" and not enough "i want to kill asgore for harrassing and stalking my mom" and i truly cannot understand it

#soriel #this fandom has been misogynistic towards toriel for a literal decade hating her for every flaw they can jump on #i keep seeing things about how ashore deserves better than toriel as if toriel is the problem and not the man waiting in the bushes #to harass her #kris can hate sans or whatever like a teenager sad about their parents divorced but im a grown ass woman #i see sans making toriel happy in a way that literally brings her back to from when she was as rowdy as rudy commented #and cannot think of anything other than good for her #seriously #GOOD FOR HER #excuse her for thinking her kid was at noelle's house doing their project instead of fighting a titan #doing that thing they said they would be doing

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easeinjazzout · 2 months ago

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hits him with the beam text transcript in alt (boy do i hope i did it correctly)

#am i projecting shamelessly onto this old man? yes. yes i am #but also he allowed me to grapple with my own fear of being abandoned in favor of romantic relationships so i am keeping him #i drew. so many hands in a day #“how much queer coding can a disney character really contain?” well. you see #me when i was always attracted to the strange and the strange has always been attracted to me #i am rambling #i just really like the guy #gravity falls #stanford pines #aromantic #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Get that man (pregnant)!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #digital art #animation #This was an animation test for a much...much longer project.#I do not know what the hell I am doing . I feel like a toddler being the wheel of a semi-truck.#But I've learned that the most important thing about art is to just dive in and start. I've learned a lot from my failures!#There is probably a more efficient way to do all of this. I'm using CPS and as of 20 min ago I just found out that animation folders-#-and regular folders are *different*. So I'm hopeful the rest of this animation goes well!#Shout out to Jiang Yanli for getting that man pregnant. MXTX told me herself that he carried Jin Ling to term with no complications.#How? How you ask? Well. I imagine it was a sea-horse situation. He has a pouch where he keeps his young.#He went from calling her names and trying to break off the wedding to having pregnancy cravings. Character growth.

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible #anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters #just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how #trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended #which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances #and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice #but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically #'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well #just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship #(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts #that was progress somehow #y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like #'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this #riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me #oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)

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bellaciao-ciao-ciao · 5 months ago

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#American politics #Biden harris #Jumblr #kamala harris #kamala 2024 #us politics #election 2024 #2025 #israel palestine conflict #pro palestine #Like yes things are not ideal politics is complicated. That’s why you vote for the BEST AVAILABLE OPTION RIGHT NOW #I can already tell what some of the braindead takes are gonna be like “we were just using out votes to oppose facismmmmm”#Omg well if deMoCrAts haven’t been silent for 7 yearsssss #The amount of arrogance you have to have to have these sort of takes as you take the freedom of minorities and women hostage #The republicans won’t be silent for 7 years. They’ll be actively campaigning for your blood. Hope that’s better.#Keep reassuring each other that you did the right thing. Keep patting yourselves on the back. Hope it’s all worth it.#Yes protest but goddamn use some COMMON SENSE????#And ANOTHER THING why wasn’t the rights of women an acceptable enough reason to ENSURE orange man doesn’t take office??#The way that some people can be this selfish and unable to care about others if it doesn’t immediately benefit them #the sad thing is I know this won’t change their minds or attitudes they will continue to blame everyone else and take zero accountability #No matter how you feel about Kamala nothing you say will convince me that letting trump win is a better alternative. NOTHING.

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blackkatdraws2 · 4 months ago

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[ORV] happy Han Myungoh before I explore (my interpretation of) his trauma ^_^

[CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror / Gore underneath]

Han Myungoh had to save his daughter in exchange for her freedom and his humanity

Han Myungoh did try killing the baby before it was born, but he changed his mind later and gave birth to Han Dareum and loved her. SOURCE: Chapter 251: Episode 47 – Demon King Selection (5)

Still, it must've been scary living his entirely life as a straight cis man then suddenly being hit with the fear of pregnancy, having to experience what it's like to have a living being growing inside you. (Even if not physically, since: 1. The specifics never got told in the novel 2. Han Dareum is a curse 3. Han Myungoh himself said he "give birth from the heart.")

#orv #omniscient readers viewpoint #han myungoh #orv han myungoh #my drawing museum #daily thoughts of me projecting my chronical fear of rape-caused pregnancy unto Han Myungoh #I hate how his story keeps being downplayed and joked about simply because he's a man #because aahahahha funny m-preg guys am I right. ugh.#I know damn well if Han Myungoh was a woman her story wouldn't be the butt of a joke at all #it's not that I think people should shut up with their jokes. they can be funny! I mean. who sees a pregnant man everyday??#it's just the users who joke about him without actually getting to know him as a character that REALLY pisses me off ^_^#you're not joking about him. you're making a MOCKERY of him. there's a difference #he's my comfort character. Of course I'd feel indignant #but hey. to each our own I suppose. cheers

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vmkhoneyy · 1 year ago

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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

#sometimes I really sit and think about how much impact the sweet strangers in my life have had on me #thatve helped me keep going without ever knowing just how fucking miserable I was before them #like how can I ever repay the family that drew pictures and left them at my door as an apology for all the noise #the man who held the train door for me even after I slowed down bc I didn’t think I’d make it #the girl who held my hand at the beach because the waves were too strong for both of us to stand on our own #the nurse that charged my phone when I was at the hospital #like????#humans are good actually #hopecore #hopepunk #the indomitable human spirit

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pdiariesmag · 2 years ago

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How To Get Inside His Mind

This post contains affiliate links. If you click the links and shop any items Pharaoh Dairies Magazine gets a commission. If you want to trigger strong feelings of attraction and adoration in your man, you have to know how to get on the same frequency with him. Imagine never having to deal with his silent treatment again. (Which is just really code for “I’m angry but don’t want to talk about…

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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in my portrait era it wld seem

choso and/or yuki request for anon <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #choso kamo #jjk choso #yuki tsukumo #im sorry art output has been so slow i am ~depressed~ lmao #no need to get into that tho gdhfg anyway i finally dragged myself out of the pool let's hope i can keep up the momentum before yuujis bday #i say with more free! visions on the backburner....like a liar....like a nasty liar who's been telling lies....#regardless i am happy i took a break from free for this ive always loveloveloved the lighting and colours in the choso/yuuji fight #monochrome cyan w hints of bruised purple/grey...beloved #wild tht the ref image only had water bouncing off him and not actually On/running down him . fixed that youre welcome smile #i always think i shld draw more choso and then i get to rendering his hair and i remember why i dont draw more choso #part of me cannot believe this man has so many dedicated fans w hair tht looks like this but im a megumi main im rly not one to talk #YUKI THO im so happy anon thank u fr requesting her shes so pretty i rly lov how her colours turned out as well #i was worried tht her hair wld look weird against the cool baby pinks/blues but she ended up looking very striking and cold #she looks like an albino rabbit 2 me she looks like a little freak and i love tht for her #berry tokyo mew mew if she had killed before and will kill again

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modmad · 4 months ago

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He's always helping everybody else to find their happily ever after... but who will save prince charming?

(actually my 2nd entry for the fashion zine heee)

#great god grove #thespius green #thespius fashion zine #give that man the gayest sword in history he deserves it #mod art #I think a lot about how you can keep going back to thespius #to ask for hints for any part of the hobbyhoo arc #like clicky is much more vague esp bc he wrote it all... but thespius says new things all the time for things that are easy to solve #almost as if they knew people would just... want to go back and talk to him a lot...

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