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canon-gabriel-quotes · 1 year ago

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Gabriel : I... Don't recall this scene... Being in the Bible, Machine.

What? No way. Hang on, lemme see that. In-in this Bible? Pff-hah.

I know this Bible. Gimme that.

Okay... Cock and balls 3:14... Kama Sutra 69:69. Oh God, why is this thing so long?

Hm, let me see- *gasp*

Ain't. No. Way.

That shit is right here in the Bible!

That shit is- I am looking at it right- it is right here.

I am sorry. I apologize.

I- I owe you an apology, I was wrong. I- I thought I knew this book, but I missed something.

V1 : I told you, God said to suck as much dick as possible.

Audio Source part 1

Audio Source part 2

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #suggestive #the way he sound in part 1 got me acting unwise. sorry.#new cummandment just dropped- sorry #the implications here.#that v1 approached and....... said its ok to do this its in the bible teehee #how would that work...#hm... much to consider #i think i need a visual demonstration #sorry im nroma. normal.

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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antennatoheaven · 10 months ago

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#minecraft #the legend of zelda #tloz #murderbot #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #httyd #how to train your dragon #pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good #the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it has enough animated stuff. i still wish it wasn't live action but eh #id included #ramblings #thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.#edit: i keep seeing people tag shows they think work best in live action lol #no comment #edit edit: if i knew this many people were gonna see this i would have taken the extra 3 seconds to change the font jesus christ

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fox-bright · 8 months ago

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I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

#reddit #aita #I don't even know how to begin tagging this #gay #how would that even work though #could you imagine what a good rollercoaster could DO to you

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #springtrap #william afton #harley sawyer #fnaf 3 #poppy playtime #poppy playtime doctor #poppy playtime chapter 4 #So I saw the new poppy playtime chapter #and I think the plot and characters finally worked for me #really sparked my interest #I DONT love all the directions that chapter takes #but can we all talk about how cool the doctor is #AND BY that I mean how truly twisted he is #William’s crimes somehow feel small now #in the face of the company that just experiments on just kids #the doctor is awful in every way sick and twisted #and I think that’s epic #just the idea of William hearing the shit playtime co got up to #like I think the scale of it would genuinely shock him #even if he’s interested in that science as well #I may draw a lil more poppy stuff as a treat we’ll see

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mangozic · 1 year ago

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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littlelightfish · 1 year ago

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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

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chez-cinnamon · 9 months ago

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What if Pomni seeks out comfort from Kinger bc of the last episode?? Finale !!

It is DONE !!

Everyone is so fun to draw I cannot.......... /pos

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katsinspats · 8 months ago

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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

#art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this #I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind #Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out #Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it #Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers #Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out #comic

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 30 days ago

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bakingformers where they all work at a bakery together and nothing bad ever happens

#transformers one #transformers #elita one #orion pax #d 16 #b 127 #bumblebee #d 16 just rips sentinel in half for fun #bakingformers #food critic sentinel #“um this cream puff is too sweet”#and d 16 rips him in half #😭😭😭😭#everyone is like 😧 IJOJHK:LDMRJL #this is sucha stupid AU #but its so cute and indulgent i cant help myself #im working on a very canon compliant animation rn too so im allowing myself to have fun #orion banned from kitchen #okay but slightly unrelated but i can NAWT see orion beeing a good cook #like maybe optimus yeah but ORION #orion cooks like the way a college frat boy would #d 16 making a very warming delicious stew while orion is eating the concoction he made from the various leftover ingrediants in his fridge #i like to think elita likes to indulge in making her pastries very pretty #she tries to act all noncholant about it but bee is like “WOW!! these are soo pretty! how did you do that!!!”#and all of a sudden shes all chalant #LOL #i think d 16 would really like making themed desserts LOL #megatronous prime cupcake and hes litterally shaking trying to frost it perfectly and hes trying SO hard LOOL

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artistic-cocoon · 11 months ago

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Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

#My art #Critical Role #Critical Role fanart #Vox Machina #Percy de Rolo #I have not drawn CR fanart in a hot minute but that tweet activated me like a sleeper agent #Also I think I got the little lore stuff right? I almost put Whitestone on the shirt but I looked and Whitestone becomes part of Tal'Dorei #So I think this is technically more right #Someone correct me if I'm wrong and I'll change it. because it WILL bother me if I'm wrong #Edit: I decided it's fine as is #Unless god himself (Matthew Mercer) comes down and tells me how the Olympics would work in Exandria I'm leaving it like this

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hinamie · 9 months ago

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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000bun · 10 months ago

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#mha #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #my art #bnha #bnha fanart #mha fanart #lore is that this is established relationship bkdk but like early days #izuku really should give him a key atp but hes working his way up to it #his neighbors are starting to get concerned #i drew the floorplan for his entire apartment complex just to only draw one room #teacher!izuku #PH!katsuki #he's just getting off his patrol shift #dont ask me why i put most of my effort into the top view of his desk #i made a 3d model of it in blender bc i couldnt conceptualize how the lighting would work wit h so many sources

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bbbbbbbbatman · 9 months ago

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Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

#i don’t actually think bruce would disapprove of roy #but it’s for the bit you know #jason: god how do I tell bruce that roy and I are dating #dick: just throw lian at him #jason: that could work #jayroy #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #mine

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millidew · 1 year ago

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his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

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