#humor is broken lol

[bitwynn]

SAGAU but the reader/guide/creator/whatever you wanna call it has a broken fucking sense of humor so the second Cyno opens his mouth, they are just On The Floor Dying.

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Cyno: what did the rooster say to the chicken?

Reader, already cracking up: wh-what??

Cyno: how do you cockadoodle doo?

Reader, losing their shit:

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GOD-- IMAGINE THIS IN IMP AU-- HOLY SHIT ITS GONNA BE SO FUCKED--

[acourtofquestions]

[enderspark]

wouldn't it be funny if in infinite craft gold and trauma were combined and it made hunter

[shsl-panic-at-the-everywhere]

If Weather and Anasui both survived somehow

*Weather and Anasui just casually hanging out*

Weather *out of nowhere*: Your ass is so fat, it’s as big as at least 50 snails

Anasui: *confused bisexual silence*

[persassy777]

I'm so tired. Of everyone and everything. Can someone please just take me out? I don't care if it's with a gun or on a date, just please get me out of my own head.

[exotic-dinostuff]

✨ welcome to my art thing✨

Oh my god it's an intro (updated)

My names Dino my name is also Dino irl ,just call me Dino

Random hyper fixations : murder drones,south park

Requests are always open(ask me stuff or send fanart or whatever you like,even send your oc and I will turn it into an anthropomorphic critter against your will) I can't draw people well

Main OCs you'd see most of the time-

Diesel and petrol (md OC's) Dino, Callisto, skull flurry, karma (my own imagination)

P.s you will almost never see me draw digitally everything will be drawn on paper

*It was a cannon event*

Important stuff

I have no specific liking to shipping and I'll probably ship all of them cause I have no concept of love , I'll occasionally make nuzi fanart cuz it's fun.

(me liking stuff is very rare cuz I usually forget I can do that or I'm just really impressed)

I might delete some old posts sometimes if I don't like it

[hdmiports]

sim dump

matthew & annie: one everyday outfit + underwear for the others, cc included

i got really bored and wanted to do this for fun lol.

feel free to use them for whatever you’d like, and tweak them to suit your personal sim/gameplay style, but don’t change the race of the two sims or drastically alter their bodies and whatnot <3 i think i included everything but if anything s missing lmk ! (you need this height slider for matthew however its not neccessary so i didn't include it in the files)

download (google drive)

[matt-w-blogging]

Imagine if spells could be cast to inflict you with any symptom, not just those of physical illnesses

Like, screw 'coughing fit' or 'fainting spell,' give me

Hocus pocus, leaping locust,

I cast curse of hyperfocus!

Or

Tic tac, bric-a-brac,

I hex thee: Panic attack!

[galaxyseclipse]

*BOOP

*BOOP BLAST NOT BOOK BLAST

DAMN IT

not sure whether the concept of getting blasted by books or the fact that I did not read book or boop the first time I read either of these messages is funnier

[juniperhillpatient]

I literally broke my foot at work but I’m not asking for any workers comp that’s what kind of hero I am I’m just walking around on this broken mash of bone & flesh like the champion I am

[kkolg]

HELP I POST ONE PICTURE WHERE THEY ONLY HAVE UNDERCLOTHES ON AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 💀🙏🚶‍♀️🤵‍♀️🤓🐎🤾‍♀️🏃‍♀️😭🧍‍♀️🧎‍♀️🤵‍♀️💃🤯/lh

The post in question 🚶‍♀️

[jesterlaughingstock]

Just started watching the algerian version of my favourite show Les Switchers and so far the accent is throwing me off but im gonna be honest it does have its moments lmfaoo

[the-kettle-whistles]

i'm supposed to be productive

i'm not even sure how to tag this

[dorian-debrah]

People with insomnia exist (including me): please Lord Morpheus let us into your kingdom

Lord Morpheus: no, now fuck off

And that's why I can't sleep

[petri808]

These poor children 🥹

[thattransboyaled]

happy (almost) pride month <3