#i am forcibly removed from the stage

[miseria-fortes-viros]

grabs microphone. the killers received five grammy nominations for their debut album hot fuss but didn’t get shit, even though hot fuss was probably one of the biggest albums of the early 2000s and even now 20 years later we still know all the words to these songs, even if you’ve never—hey what the fuck give me that back GIVE IT TO ME—even if you’re unfamiliar with the killers and their debut album you know mr. brightside, somebody told me, all these things that i’ve done, smile like you—SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE—GLAMOROUS INDIE ROCK AND ROLL, YOUVE HEARD THEM YOU KNOW THEM THE KILLERS ARE CRITICALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED EVEN AFTER SHAPING AN ENTIRE DECADE OF CLUB AND ROCK MUSIC—

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

Enjolras has a great day every day. Grantaire only has a great day if Enjolras looks at him.

[apollos-boyfriend]

okay since forever called cellbit his judas who’s going to draw them kissing—

[invaderzia1]

idea but wyll using evards black tentacles on tav,,,,

[luxolin]

So since Gideon is Jesus and has a stigmata, and Harrow frequently can't trust her own perception, what are the chances atn will have a Doubting Thomas stigmata-touching scene?

[fat-butch-dyke]

I love being a lesbian I love being a butch I love being a dyke i love-

[fleetsparrow]

Look, Batman is clearly and obviously queer. Have you seen that guy? Ignoring the fact that he runs around in fetish gear, has liaisons with bondage users, and his longtime partner is a twink in hot pants.

IGNORING ALL THAT

This man has his symbol on everything he owns. It's on his car. It's on his weapons. It's on his belt! This is a man who understands aesthetic. This is a man who serves justice and looks in equal measure.

Bruce Wayne, meanwhile, is depressingly heterosexual and—

[khalixvitae]

I love you characters with avoidant attachment styles, I love you characters who adopt surface level philosophies of stoicism or nihilism for the sake of survival, I love you characters who will sacrifice themselves for a cause they never intended to sign up for but that they have nonetheless become emblematic of like it’s their day job, I love you characters who are obligate martyrs and tools and weapons and figureheads and icons, I love you characters who are not sure what’s left of their old selves underneath the layers and layers of scar tissue and the reputation that’s been placed upon them, I love you characters that are too afraid to find out, I love you characters that despite their own efforts remain deeply compassionate at the core, who have internal compasses that run hot and completely against the philosophies they use to reason with their fate, who know the way they love and care is both antithetical and their only option, who want to live so badly they’re willing to die for it, who don’t think they deserve it, who know that they do, who

[dayurno]

I don't remember if I tried to rec that one to you yet but based on your latest danmei post: I think you should check out Thousand Autums, it has a pretty good political plot and an evil milf main character. He even has greying hair and fat tits

so ive been told! i do plan to read it eventually because i hear the main character is a bit like svsss shen qingqiu who is easily top 3 characters of all times but i haven't really pushed further. i think i have it downloaded though so i'll give it a try! i didn't know there was a political plot at all i thought it was mostly sect business......... this is unrelated entirely but has anyone read priest's revitalization of fu yao sect... in the depths of my autism i imagine the foxes in a xianxia setting having a run down poor little cultivation sect and kevin being the bigwig from a larger sect seeking shelter with them. NEED to see kevin teach neil how to use a sword asap

[almostpleasantwonderland]

[tsunael]

*taps the mic* personally i think yotsuyu and tsuna should have a homoerotic rivalry where she does the the villain chin grab thing on her (you know the one) because uhhh they became accidental narrative foils to one another and even though yotsuyu was my favorite before I even played this video game i did NOT design tsuna to be so similar on purpose I SWEAR

[youssefguedira]

ok my other proposal for diabolik 3 diabolik chi sei, and bear with me on this one, is that in my recent research (see: wikipedia) i have ascertained that walter dorian is not, in fact, a pseudonym, but an actual guy that i believe diabolik ends up killing. so therefore, in order to tie the final film neatly back into the first one and create coherency throughout all three films, i propose that diabolik 3 diabolik chi sei continues past the story told in the comic issue it draws from, a precedent already set by the first film, which adds the ghenf robbery sequence to the original l'arresto di diabolik plotline, and either jump-cuts or tells the story in a way that sets up the first movie, by finishing with diabolik killing and then assuming the identity of walter dorian, who is played by luca m

[peppermintdaze]

Virus AU// Cassie vs Calypso

i have died and come back to life because these silly little fuckers are my everything 💥

[cryobabyy]

I'm supposed to believe that Carmen Berzatto would look at a woman who has the big brown eyes of a soulful and charismatic baby seal and be like oh yeah we're 100% coworkers and nothing else?? That his soul does not sing her favorite song???? That his yearning does not grow within the safety of her garden???? That his heart does not soften in her warmth? That he does not sway in her wind or bloom under her sun?? That he does not bask in her rays and wonder how he could have ever lived without it??????????? bffr

[spacefinch]

I may have just thought up the worst Doctor Who related joke ever:

Why did the Doctor put an herb garden in the TARDIS?

Because they like thyme travel.

[bitchdafuqyousay]

fictional men who’s shit i Need to Slonk absolutely Silly Style with reckless fervor n passion 🙏🏼🙏🏼