#i apologize for all of these pairings

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[crimeronan]

ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.

and yet. There They Are,

[arceespinkgun]

"Optimus/Scorponok is one of the best Transformers ships of all time," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They're right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the third row stands: Optimus Prime himself.

[codename-adler]

while i do enjoy rotating kevkatheaaron in my pretty little head at least once a week, may i just say:

Kathea first. Always.

i do not want men in my sapphics. the boys can hold and bang each other on their own.

keep up the same energy you have for your enormous polycules for the wlw.

give me Renee x Allison first. look up how many fics they have on ao3 and stfu.

then give me Laila x Catalina.

give me Renee x Allison x Dan

give me Renee x Allison x Dan x Katelyn

give me Thea x Renee ( @novaauster fucking bless you for that one)

give me Thea x Allison

give me Renee x Allison x Robin

give me Abby x Betsy

give me Mary x Kayleigh

give me Renee x Allison x Cat x Laila

give me Robin x Thea

give me Dan x Thea

give me Robin x Dan

give me Thea x Catalina x Laila

give me all the sapphics and the sapphics only.

ofc ship and let ship. but if *I* make a wlw, don’t tell me or ask me to put some men in it. they’re not needed.

go play with your own barbies in your own house like damn nobody forced you to come into MY dreamhouse and drown MY dolls into the toilet.

[luimagines]

He’s Flirty, You’re Flustered Part 3

Masterlist

Part 1 Part 2

Part three will include Legend, Hyrule and Wind!

Content under the cut!

Legend

Legend slid up next to you and smirked. “Good morning.”

You blinked and couldn’t help but instantly blush “Good morning Legend.”

He softens his look and bows a little bit. With his hand extended, he looks up to you with the most charming look he can muster. “May I ask for your company?”

You tilt your head and struggle. Legend is patient with you however, watching the gears turn in your head as you consider his offer. The blush that hasn’t left your face only encourages him but he’s not going to make things difficult for you on purpose.

“What for?” You settle with. Legend’s eyes dip to the way you bite your lips. It’s only after you lick them in your nerves that he flicks his eyes back to yours.

He clears his throat and straightens up somewhat. “The Old Man asked for a supply run and I’m the best when it comes to haggle merchants.” He leans in conspiratorially and whispers. “Don’t tell the Captain though. He can talk in circles no doubt, but only I can get us the best prices.”

You snort a little bit, covering your mouth and nose in mild horror that you just made that sound. Legend smiles though. “Cute.”

“N-no.” You frown and smack his shoulder. “I am not!”

“Are you coming or not?” Legend laughs it off, catching your hand as you go to smack him again.

The quick action catches you off guard and you still within his grasp. Ever patient, Legend waits for you to come to an answer. A beat passes and it takes you a minute to gather up the courage to meet his eyes. Legend isn’t entirely sure what look he has on his face right now, only that you see him and look down again as you blush deepens. Legend takes a bit of pride in that. He feels his overflowing adoration towards you leak onto the surface of his expressions and he’s not feeling a smidge guilty about it.

“...Yes.” You say quietly. “I’ll go with you.”

“Great!″ Legend grins, feeling bubbly and light for a change in his life. He’s sure that you catch it with the way you bite your lip again.

Feeling emboldened, Legend bends to kiss the knuckles of your still captive hand. “I’ll look forward to it, My Sweet.”

Legend waits for a beat before you start to combust. He takes his leave, feeling marginally better after he winks at you.

You try to speak and to tell him off but you can’t find the right words in tie as he goes to get ready for the trip.

“Link! You Menace!” You cry out and Legend explodes into giddy giggles.

Sky looks over to the Vet and shakes his head. “What did you do this time?”

“Nothing!” Legend grins and waves off the older hero. “I only asked if they would accompany me to the supply run.”

“Uh-huh.” Sky raises and eyebrow and crosses his arms. “And that’s why they decided to use our name instead of calling you out specifically?”

Legend shrugs. “It’s nice to hear my name every now and then. Is that so bad?”

Sky snorts. “You’re terrible.”

“I am not.” Legend’s smile tells Sky that he’s lying. “Anyway, I have to get one more thing before we go and then we’ll be back before sundown if everything goes smoothly.”

“Not going to treat them to a date?” 

“I’m collect my bet money.” Legend smirks. “It might be dinner by candle light. But I’m treating them for sure.”

“Good luck. Have fun.”

Hyrule

You were watching your feet as you walked. There wasn’t anything on your shoes or any thing interesting on the ground but you wanted to look down and keep your head low.

Why?

You couldn’t be dared seen to be... soft while Hyrule walked next to you.

It was hard enough keeping your face straight. If Hyrule was going to be pushing your buttons today, he had another things coming!

“Can I hold you hand?” He asks bluntly.

You snap your head to him and bite your lip. Okaaaay....Not what you had in mind. But!....You want to hold his hand too.

You nod and hold your hand out. He takes it gently and laces your fingers together, swinging the two of them together. His hand is warm. Strange. You didn’t think you would have been able to feel it through his gauntlets.

Hyrule takes a side step closer to you and bumps your hips with his. 

You look at him again and he shoots you a stupidly blinding grin. “Come here often?”

You snort and look away, hiding your face with your other hand. Your smile betrays you though and something about the way Hyrule walks a little straighter tells you that you not only did he notice, but he’s also very proud of the fact that he caused it.

Dumb. This is dumb.

Your blush is the last piece of evidence that you want him to use against you. “No. In fact, I don’t come here often. I’ve never been here before in my life.”

“I suppose that makes sense.” Hyrule comments nonchalantly. “Back home we have saying that goes ‘a person’s beauty can only compare to the places they surround themselves with. For in each spot they leave a little of themselves behind to grow and bloom for others to enjoy while in turn they take a piece of the experience with them to hold and protect in their hearts.’” 

“Oh really?” You raise an eyebrow, not entirely sure what he means by that or where he’s going with it. “That’s... quite sentimental, Link.”

Hyrule nods. His features soften when you say his name. “However, I was just thinking that this place is a little lackluster.”

That surprises you. Hyrule was typically the first to admit that he found other homes beautiful and wasn’t shy about complimenting new scenery. You blink and give your attention fully to the Traveler beside you. “What makes you say that? I think it’s just as pretty as any other place we’ve been to.”

“I see the appeal.” Hyrule shrugs. “But it’s missing a little bit of your charm. Maybe it’ll look a little bit better after we spend some time here and your beauty can spread here. Lighten things up a bit.” 

His word and his saying catches up to you know and you choke a bit on your own spit. “Now you’re just-” You rip your hand away and frantically wave him away. “Nu-uh. Nope. Why? Don’t be silly. There’s no way that would work. How am I going to make this place petty in your eyes?”

“By being in it.” 

You trip over your toe. Your face explodes in color and you fight the urge to scream.

Hyrule looks at you with a small smile and waits for you to calm down again, not at all minding that you’ve pushed him away for the time being. “Cute.”

“Link! The Traveler and Hero of Hyrule, the first!” You say loudly, failing to say his full name and title, even though the attempt is forever going to be burned into Hyrule’s mind. “This is not....”

Hyrule pokes your cheek. “Should we keep walking?

“YES PLEASE!”

Wind 

There was something about the way you avoided him that caught his intertest. At first, it seemed like a challenge. He was going to befriend you at all costs!

You were going to be best friends and there was nothing you could do about it.

Wind would try to crack jokes and make you laugh and he would try to be cool and impress you and maybe you would talk to him.

Weirdly, it wasn’t working.

If anything it just made you avoid him even more and your face would get all red and Wind didn’t get it.

Wind sighed and laid on the ground, putting his arm over his eyes. Maybe he should ask one of the others for help. But knowing them, they would say something dumb like you liked him or something...

But what if you did? Wind tilts his head at the thought, not moving much from his spot. That would line up with some of your actions if he thought about it long enough.

Wind hummed to himself and eventually got up in one swell swoop. He lands on his feet and begins his mission of seeking you out.

He finds you talking to Twilight and Wind can feel himself begin to lose his nerve. Wind is at least a little glad that you’re not talking to Warrior. The other one would have made it impossible to talk to you this way.

But! The other boys are heroes of courage and Wind is just like them! He can do this.

Wind marches up to you and taps you on the shoulder. You jump and smile a bit, waving shyly. “Hi Wind. Did you need something?”

“I wanted to talk to you.” Wind replies easily, trying to ignore the way his palms are beginning to sweat.

Twilight nods and grins. “Alright. Well you know what to do.” He salutes lazily. “Have fun.”

“Wait-! Twilight wait-!” You call out, reaching out to the older boy but he’s out of your reach before you can hold onto him. This emboldens Wind now that there’s no direct audience.

Wind grabs your hand and laces your fingers together, smiling widely. “Want to go on a walk with me?”

You blush slightly and nod, softly shutting your mouth. “Where to, Wind?”

The pirate shrugs and pulls your close to his side. “Anywhere away from all these old guys.”

“I heard that!” Warrior calls out.

Wind snickers and calls back. “Good. Then you know we’ll be back.”

“Wind!” You whisper yell, not putting up much of a fight when Wind begins to tug you along. He’s still hoping that you don’t notice how nervous he is by being this bold.

When you’re far enough away from the group, Wind slows down and you both simple walk down a beaten path a little ways away from the camp you’ve set up. You sigh and rub your other hand on your pants, not letting go of his hand. “Ok, we’re here now. What did you want to talk about Wind?”

His brain stalls. Wind didn’t think this far ahead. “Uhh... I just wanted to say that you looked very nice today. I liked what you did to you hair.”

You flush even more so, looking away and covering part of your face with your free hand. “ThAnks... Wild did it.”

It’s a pretty look for sure. Wind notices. But what he’s focused on is your reaction. Maybe he can get you to do it again.

[makeoutstopcrime]

we really are living in a golden age for chenford right now

[bootlegwatermelon]

rating The Shield pairings by my experience with them from the least to the most devastating by only using reaction images

Ambreigns

2. Ambrollins

3. Rolleigns

[hkpika07]

I've learned to not trust fandom opinions about things and characters cause 90% of the time im so baffled. Like did we consume the same piece of media. It's great finding a small group of people or hell, one person who sees the same vision as you.

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

I've only had phee x non for 3 minutes and I would burn the world for them

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Being raised by adults who never apologized for their wrongdoings and always blamed their behavior on extenuating circumstances or someone else or their mental conditions really messed me up huh. Like all I asked was for you to apologize for yelling at me for asking you to hand me something because you thought my tone was wrong. But instead of an apology, I'm the one in the wrong because after all my tone was hostile to you and I need to remember that due to your ADHD you can't control your emotions. Nevermind the fact that I had carefully rehearsed the question in my head over and over again because this is not the first time this has happened. And I'm clearly a manipulative person for crying after being yelled at. Doesn't matter that I was thirteen, after all, I should've known better.

[lesbianfakir]

Not saying anything I haven’t already said but it’s 2 in the morning and I have feelings about this!! I want more queerplatonic art and interpretations in the tutu fandom sooooo bad. I keep coming back to how it’s so rare to have a show of this genre where the boy and the girl stay friends without any pressure to make their relationship “something more,” and that really resonates.

It’s not a bad thing but it’s a little sad to me that the tag is so focused on romantic shipping when there are so many other ways to explore the relationships in the show. I would love to see more people engaging with the text in ways that don’t fit in with the conventional relationship script.

Duck feels she is lacking in some fundamental human quality, a narrative that is so very often, an aspec one. For a show that’s so entrenched in amatonormativity I connected with the narrative of tutu in a way that I do with so few shows because it feels so fundamentally aspec. And I want to explore the shit out of that!!

The way the show develops it’s central relationships really resonates with me—rather being built upon some nebulous attraction the foundation of many central relationships come from a place of deep admiration. There is no expectation that that admiration must blossom into romance. At the end of the day, the world is saved through a friendship. There’s no NEED for it to be anything else because that love is complete just as it is. There’s no lack felt—only the strength of what’s already there.

And that said, I feel like when engaging with fanwork that quality is often missing. The idea that these relationships hold the same strength and validity whether they’re platonic or romantic doesn’t always carry through. And don’t get me wrong, I love to see a cute couple. But I wish there was more exploration of the weird nebulous up to interpretation not-quite-romantic, not-quite-platonic relationships the show gives us. It can go either way so it’s so strange to me that fandom tends to gravitate towards only one outcome to these options

Anyways, this is my rallying cry, JOIN ME IN QUEERING PRINCESS TUTU

[quietwingsinthesky]

no wait sorry okay expanding on my post about jack being infantilized. like one, we have to acknowledge that 90% of the time it’s just that people want there to be a baby in their story. and they don’t want to make an OC baby when they could use a character people will recognize and who they can tag. And look at that, Jack is conveniently there existing and technically like 3 years old in canon, so they zap him with the baby laser and the result is. not jack, but a baby with jack’s name doing baby things. but also, as far as I know, people don’t really do this to the two other characters in a similar situation to Jack: Amara (was actually a baby on-screen before she grew up fast) and Claire (proximity to cas means people use her as a destiel child.) so if people aren’t infantilizing Amara when she ages the same way Jack does and people aren’t infantilizing Claire when she’s also considered a “destiel kid” then. like. why jack. and the only thing i can cynically come up with is that its really, really easy for people to see an autistic-coded character purely as a child. and like I said in my original post, I don’t think this is malicious, I think it’s more a combination of unfortunate factors: people want a baby in their fanworks -> they can make jack into a baby without thinking too hard about the implications there.

[quibbs126]

Hellooo, can I request a Pure Vanilla and Premier Custard fankid? I love imagining PV as Custard III's grandfather, but don't feel pressured to adhere to that hc if you don't want to!

Hmm, I mean, I usually interpret Pure Vanilla to be the ancestor of the entire House Custard, given we know Custard III is descended from PV but we don’t actually know how far back it is, and when Clotted Cream is introduced and says he’s from House Custard, Crunchy Chip remarks that he’s probably not just here to see his ancestor, implying that Clotted Cream is also his descendant simply because he’s from that family (though it could also be interpreted as him saying that simply because he’s from the old Vanilla Kingdom, since I don’t think Crunchy Chip would have the specific knowledge of House Custard being the direct descendants of Pure Vanilla)

And while you could say it’s not explicitly confirmed whether it’s all of House Custard that’s descended from Pure Vanilla or just Custard III, there’s enough of a grey area that I’m not really sure I should do this one, since Premier Custard Cream could end up being Pure Vanilla’s descendant as well. Sorry

[mistystarshine]

I really enjoy the way you've portrayed Adam and Lute's relationship in Three Years Time and Northern Star, as well as the interactions between Charlie/Vaggie and Lute! How would you write an interaction between Adam and Lucifer in that storyline?

Thank you! And maaaaybe? I'm not sure if I'm going to continue writing in that universe. In theory, I'd like to, and LOVE to do a scene with Adam and Lucifer, but in practice, I'm having some really horrible anxieties about my writing and if people hate it/me when I talk about my writing rn, so I may be taking a step back for a bit in general. Not sure.

[drakerry]

since i got my iud i barely get my period anymore - maybe once every two or three months and only a bit of spotting - and it’s like a weight i never even noticed has been lifted off my shoulders. still interrogating whether it’s a gender thing but the amount of stress, shame, and physical pain i was dealing with regularly… when i could have NOT BEEN? well hello let’s celebrate that

[yesistolethisurl]

thinking back to gale and atavian's argument back at the tabernacle, specifically gale's jab about him lacking "ambition"

between wizards, i would think that this is a fairly serious insult, but between these two? it feels far more personal. because gale got to go to a school like black staff, he got to have that education and the support from his mother and tara. he had connections, even if he didn't truly have people he considered to be truly close friends.

atavian had a half-baked apprenticeship from an absentee uncle that ended in tragedy. everything after that point came from him trying to teach himself. and when he found some way to use his gifts that helped people around him and fed his family? what more could he ask for?

apparently he asked too much. in the span of fifteen years, his calling, his love, and his life as he knew it were all taken from him. all for stepping out of bounds too far, in his mind, for his ambition.

so for gale to say he lacks ambition, the insult is two-pronged. that the pain of the ambition he had backfiring on him isn't even worth acknowledging, and that the ambition he did manage to succeed at (keeping his kids safe and relatively happy) isn't a "real" success in his eyes.

i think gale would regret saying it immediately after, but the pain that stray remark caused was still deep.